Comic predictions of the gypsy. Comic fortune telling by a gypsy woman for a woman’s anniversary
Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
An uneven step, a dull look...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from a shoe lace!So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!If you want to be happy,
So here's some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.Look ahead more cheerfully
There's wealth waiting for you there.Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.See you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.Will appear suddenly
You have a new friend.Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.By next Saturday
Expect success at work.You will always have
In the house tasty food.Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Don't relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the government house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
If on June 1 you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
If you come across a foreign body in bread, know that this is good luck!
Buy a book that you don't like at all - and you will find the answers to all your questions
During the first week after the meeting, NG is waiting for you a pleasant surprise
Beware of the bald ones
A trip to the Black Sea will help you change for the better
A sharp turn awaits in life
When leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear in yours too.
If neighbors knock on the battery today, a fun and unforgettable experience awaits you ahead. New Year
Try to run carefully at night in icy conditions,
And then it is quite possible that you will celebrate the New Year...Good luck awaits you in the coming year,
But he doesn’t know whether it will wait, keep this in mind...Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year
And then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky...If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter,
No harmful microbe will ever creep into you...Someone will be lucky again in the coming year
Maybe you or your neighbor should always be prepared...Changes await you in early January,
Prepare for them gradually - don’t waste time...Everything can only be good for such a sunshine
You are moving towards improvement life situation. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but the delay may be favorable
The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars may contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house foretells a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. The second half of the evening seems most favorable for light flirting with waiters.
4. Today the recommended dances are waltz, tango and disco. Avoid lambada - the stern look of a close friend can help you with this.
5. Ritual dancing on the table is contraindicated for your zodiac sign, otherwise an unpleasant meeting in a government house is possible.
6. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny... hey, dear, aren't you drinking too much champagne??
7. A dress strap carefully removed from a neighbor’s shoulder portends good luck; her husband's sideways glance promises physical ill health.
8. This lunar phase the stars advise you to stay dressed until midnight, despite all your desire to arrange a striptease for that “baby across the street.”
9. Abuse of shouts of “Happy New Year!” is fraught with throat diseases; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with just your lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
10. The stars are not located in the best possible way: The most susceptible to rhythmic twitching will be the knee, hand, elbow and hip joints.
11. Your patron planet Mercury foreshadows you unexpected turn events after your toast to love.
12. Uranus is in the left hemisphere today and advises you to pay attention to the dark-haired Lady. Perhaps this meeting will be fatal for you.
13. C today you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will present you with new unexpected love.
The gypsy's comic fortune telling will make the holiday brighter!
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2012 by Olga Ladyemansipe 4 comments
If you are planning festive event, and you don’t know how to entertain guests, then you’ve come to the right place. From personal experience I can say that one of the most effective ways How to make the holiday memorable for everyone is themed dressing.
Surprise moment "Gypsy"
I don’t know whether it’s the clothes or the people, but the dressing up method always works, even without careful preparation. If you don’t have time to come up with a costumed role-playing performance, then dress up a woman as a gypsy, and better than a man, you can always.
And maybe, at first glance, gypsy comic fortune-telling in verse will seem banal to many, but when people see the whole picture, they will be able to restrain themselves from laughing, and will remember the holiday for a long time. So, if you organize comic fortune-telling for a birthday, you can make a pleasant surprise for the birthday boy, and if you come up with comic fortune-telling for a gypsy at a wedding, then all the guests and newlyweds will appreciate the efforts of the organizers and will gladly take part in the process. I bring to your attention gypsy comic fortune telling in verse, which you can safely use at any holiday.
Comic fortune telling by gypsies for women
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy for her anniversary
Congratulation sketch for the anniversary “Gypsy Fortune Telling”.
A woman, better, who knows how to speak and loves to talk, dresses up as a gypsy. One of the guests says that some gypsy is asking to see the hero of the day, that it’s a matter of life and death. He asks to accept it quickly.
A gypsy woman enters the hall and approaches the hero of the day: Well, my diamond, I’ll tell you fortunes for free, almost for nothing, just for a glass of vodka. He sits down next to the hero of the day, takes out cards and begins to lay them out, commenting on each card along the way.
Cards love lies and flattery, cards will tell it like it is. Now I’ll spread the cards and find out a lot about you. The cards tell me what to call you... and your name in the great language
Maya means... You love rightness in everything, you always try to help everyone, everywhere.
You always want to be useful. Your zodiac sign is... and you were born today exactly... years ago. You love (then you need to list what the hero of the day loves, for example football, fishing or hunting). Every person was born under the protection of some tree, so your tree is... This means that you are a necessary person in any company and the soul of the company.
It's always interesting and fun to be with you, and you always like to joke. You are always surrounded by friends and you have a lot of them. You love your family and are proud of your children.
Women love you and you are always surrounded by lovely ladies. Come on, accept the gift of a bouquet of flowers from the ladies dear to your heart. And the gypsy gives the hero of the day a bouquet of flowers.
Congratulations from a gypsy on a woman’s anniversary
I'll scatter the deck
There was something in her life
I'll scatter the deck
The same suits, the same clubs,
Yes, from those suits I recognize
What will she have in life?
In the past is a wedding, a feast on the mountain,
Yes, there are countless guests around
Wedding called gold
I have it in my deck!
So that she has a plane,
Let's say let her pay
But we are also in this business
They would have fucked something too!
It was to sell them intelligence.
But then marry her
Must be their moneybag. She's fine here too
The husband is not easy!
She should live somewhere under
Moscow!
That slogan has been put into practice!
The main thing is that with a vest
Each of them was endowed!
Where will we settle the generation?
She has life!
Happiness is countless in assets,
And the merits cannot be counted!
There is happiness in the future,
And there are merits too!
In a stack so that one is one to one,
At least two hundred years
You'll go pheasant hunting,
And if you bring home a wild boar, you will find five hundred rubles in the basket.
Put them on your phone
You say: “Fuck it!
Reluctance!" The boss will call - you’ll send
If they fire you, you say: “Well, so what!” Running past shop windows,
I want this bullshit!” And you'll go broke.
And a long youth awaits you,
Pleasant travel cycle. You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.
There will be blood beating in my veins,
Much love awaits you. And happy too
Choose who you need.
And all this without deception,
Pockets full of money. Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for too long,
Dig all 24 hours a day,
You'll be digging for three months,
And then you can swim in wealth.
If you want to be happy,
You'll be happy for the life of you.
KVN-2012. 6th game 1/4. Pyatigorsk - A gypsy woman is telling fortunes...
Sketch Gypsy at the anniversary
Presenter: Attention, attention!
A charming and charming woman came to visit us for the holiday. Meet, master of magical and gypsy sciences, professor of divination, unpredictable and inimitable... Lyalya
Black!
Applause!
Gypsy: Wai-wai, what a warm company!
Take Mpiy into your pleasant company. (Sits down at the table.) No wonder the girl called me a professor. Yes, I am a professor. I can predict the future.
I know the fate of all the guests in this house. Podhady, gild your pen, I’ll tell you everything: what is, what was, what will be, what to be afraid of, what gifts to expect from fate... Guests take turns approaching the fortune teller and find out their future: someone is expecting the purchase of a jeep, someone is expecting the arrival of their mother-in-law , for some - the birth of another child, for others - a move, for others - a promotion, etc. After the fortune telling, everyone raises a glass to the future and health of the hero of the day.
The gypsy then performs a gypsy dance, inviting “First-class gypsy.” Presenter: I heard from one of my friends that gypsies have the ability to guess the thoughts of other people. (Addresses the gypsy woman.) This is probably not true? Gypsy: Wow, you're right!
It's all true!
Believe it or not, I can guess thoughts from a distance. I’ll tell you the whole truth, who thinks and what... (Goes to one of the guests, a representative of the older generation.) Here is that young man, handsome and handsome, thinking about what delicious salad the mistress of this house has prepared, but his wife will not be able to do this... (Approaches another guest.) This young and ruddy man is thinking about what good man owner... (Approaches the third, etc.) Presenter: I also know that you can predict fate by drawing a lucky or unlucky ticket. Gypsy: And I know such fortune-telling!
I have tickets. Padhadite, dear guests, kind people, pull out the great pieces of paper. What is written on them will certainly come true... You can use them as tickets astrological forecast or newspaper clippings pasted onto small pieces of paper.
Gypsy (after the divination): Now everyone knows their future. Well, I have nothing more to do here. I’m going to the camp, the children are tired of waiting, and my husband is strict, stern, doesn’t like it when I’m late at work... Hello everyone!
And I wish the hero of the day and his family happiness, prosperity, health and prosperity!
I’ll drink a glass on the way to the hospitable owners of this house and to their guests!..
Presenter: Thank you,
Lyalya for stopping by to see us!
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Gypsy prediction options
1. Ah, my precious one, I see the shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money.
You will buy a cottage outside the city, because you will pay off the apartment for debts, but now give me a coin, my rich one, gild your pen. 2. Wow, dear, I see you’ll be a big boss: you’ll gain fifty kilograms! 3. Wow, dear, be on your guard: avoid the cold from your partner of the opposite sex, otherwise you will get sick! 4. My golden one, great love awaits you. Very big. Weighs 120 kilograms! 5. Wai-wai, honey. Take your drink seriously... Don't let it pass your mouth! 6. Productive work spoon and fork at today's table, by the evening it will bear certain fruits! 7. Today
You may be tempted to get alone with someone!
8. Today, be careful and don’t fall asleep on your neighbor’s plate! 9. Come on, handsome, gild your pen, and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow!
Oh, I see, I see everything!
You'll have a hangover tomorrow! 10.
Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work at 11.
And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow!
Sunday! (If today is Saturday.) 12.
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run for beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls! 13.
Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure.
Then there’s the heart, the liver, the tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see... ah, a herring! 14.
You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep! 15.
You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the cake is pulled out from under you! 16. Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette! 17.
There will be friends around you tonight.
Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? Ball,
Bobik and
Polkan! 18. Endless distances, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up! 19. Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today. 20. Prepare for a big battle!
Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge! 21. A great loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt. 22. Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you stand on the scales 23. Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a berry, a pussy, a fish, and as soon as you give me a beer, you will become a wife again. 24.
Do you like to watch horror films in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror! Comic fortune-telling existed and was always in demand. They were performed in different ways. IN modern conditions Not every ancient fortune-telling can be reproduced, but new methods of comic predictions have appeared.
Comic fortune telling for an anniversary - as a joke or seriously? If they used to tell fortunes on wax, yarn and needles, now they use books, keyboards and other modern objects. People have different attitudes towards such rituals. Some consider comic fortune telling
New Year, or interesting fortune telling anniversary with fun games, non-binding buffoonery, while other people are sure that this is a wonderful opportunity easily and without negative consequences find out your future.
Funny comic fortune telling by a gypsy in verse
We all know about gypsy magic. And, there is nothing to hide, for many of us, fortune telling, witchcraft, and the old secrets of the camp are attractive. Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy in verse for a birthday can bring novelty to the holiday atmosphere and add some zest to the scenario.
But of course these funny fortune telling With funny predictions was not invented by the gypsies, but ordinary people with the intention of making the holiday unforgettable. Agree, the owner feels awkward when his guests yawn from boredom. And to make it more fun to celebrate
New Year, birthday or any other holiday, and use frivolous rituals of frivolous magic, including comic fortune telling gypsies in verse or funny fortune telling for a man’s anniversary.
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy for an anniversary will make the holiday brighter
There are many ways to do such fortune-telling for a woman’s anniversary. For example, this method is very interesting. There are elements of surprise, surprise, and predictions here - funny, comic fortune-telling by a gypsy woman in verse.
The best time for this pun is in the midst of a noisy feast, when it is time to serve sweets to guests. Dessert dishes may include a sweet pie consisting of small buns, each of which contains a special filling. Guests take a bun each, break them, and the host or hostess reads out the gypsy’s comic prediction about what he got. Perhaps these comic fortune-telling gypsies for the anniversary,
New Year or at a wedding may seem banal and even stupid, but when guests see the whole picture, they are unlikely to be able to resist laughing, they will appreciate the efforts of the owner and will remember this holiday for a long time.
Comic birthday fortune telling
Gypsy - Fortune Teller
During the feast, a gypsy woman appears in the hall, accompanied by an accordion player (guitarist). First he sings to the tune of the gypsy girl:
I am a cheerful fortune teller
I'm not asking for a lot of money
I know the whole truth about you
I'll tell you for a chervonets!
Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!
I escaped from the camp
My father is chasing me
Out of me out of naughty
Wants to make jellied meat!
Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!
If I were a bride
Such a groom has
Right on this very spot
I would taste sin with him!
Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!
Let me tell you fortune, people.
Let me lay out the cards,
Give me a hard coin
I'll tell you the whole truth!
The gypsy tries for money, or maybe she just “tells fortunes” by the guests’ hands. It would be best if the predictions were somehow related to real events from the life of the guest, with his work, hobbies, etc. But they can also be general, for example, like this:
Well, handsome, gild your pen and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work!
And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.)
Oh, my little rich man, in five minutes you’ll have to dance as a gypsy girl, and tomorrow you’ll have to wash your pants!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run for beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls!
Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there’s the heart, the liver, the tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see... ah, a herring!
You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep!
You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the cake is pulled out from under you!
Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
There will be friends around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? - Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!
Endless distances, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today.
Various diseases are waiting for you, young one, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because your hands are dirty!
Get ready for a big battle! Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge!
A great loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt.
Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you step on the scales
They will show you a funny comedy on TV, funny, erotic. It's called Today's Wedding.
Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a berry, a pussy, a fish, and if you give me beer, you will become a wife again.
Do you like to watch horror films in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!
Oh, flowers, beauty, you love them!.. They will give you tomorrow. So much that you'll be sneezing until the evening!
It’s good if the group of Gypsies is large and of different ages, with tambourines and rattles in their hands. They can manipulate their scarves and shawls, making a “circle-dance” out of them, enclosing fortune tellers in it, and a “gate”, allowing the public into them. Can be connected theater group- “gypsy” with a costumed “bear” performing various commands. It will be great if two or three guitarists perform gypsy songs live.
Characters:
Gypsy 1 (with fake cards),
Gypsy 2(with a large clay pot), Gypsy 3(with a chest),
Gypsy 4(with a huge wallet).
A group of Gypsies dance to the tune of Gypsy songs and pester the public, offering to tell fortunes.
Gypsy 1. Ay, chavale, young, blue-eyed, don’t look around, look at us. We feel in our gut that you want to know your destiny! Gild the pen, our precious one, we’ll spread out the cards like a fan - we’ll tell the whole truth, we won’t hide anything. The wolf is fed by the legs, and the gypsies are fed by cards!
Gypsy 4 (holds up a huge wallet)
Gypsy 1 Put some money in the gypsy wallet - as much as you don’t mind - and draw one card of any kind... Make sure you don’t go wrong!
The fortuneteller pulls out a card, Gypsy 1 explains its meaning. The cards are comic (several are included), so you can predict anything. Gypsy 2 steps forward, interrupting her.
Gypsy 2 . Ay, you are our diamond, brilliant, try your luck again -
Tell fortunes using the gypsy “prophetic pot”...
Show me the money! Round money - Gypsy dark-skinned.
The gypsy will tell you everything as it is about your fate - she won’t lie, the money won’t be wasted!
Gypsy 4 (extends the open and now empty wallet again):
Gypsy 2 Throw money with your right hand,
A left hand put it in the pot.
There's a lot in it, but don't take it all,
And choose one for yourself!
Objects are placed in a pot covered with a scarf. The fortuneteller, without looking, takes out an object from under the scarf, Gypsy 2 explains its meaning.
ITEMS FROM A GYpsy POT:
The ring means an imminent wedding, a change in your personal life.
A handkerchief means separation; disappointments are possible soon.
Flower - to success and prosperity in business, to popularity with the opposite sex.
Candy - to tempting offers, to an easy and sweet life.
Crust of bread - to life's trials, financial difficulties.
Button - to big family, to add to the family.
Coin - to profit, wealth, unexpected inheritance, the appearance of a financial patron.
Bird feather - k good news, unexpected news, news.
The key is to a new house, apartment, housewarming, change of residence.
Horseshoe - to complete happiness in life.
A sliver - to good health.
Braid or tape - to long journey, long trip.
A bell - to quick joy, great fun.
Bob or beans - to family well-being, mutual understanding in the family, love of relatives.
After fortune telling, the removed item is returned to the pot. Gypsy 3 steps forward, interrupting Gypsy 2.
Gypsy 3. Oh, you are our yakhont, pearly, look:
Here is an old chest with the black hand of an old gypsy inside!
If you are brave at heart,
That hand will tell you fortunes for your good deed.
The most important,
So that you give Gypsy some paper money...
Gypsy 4 (puts out the empty wallet again):
Gypsy 3 And there will be copper money -
The gypsy will become harmful.
Throw some money
Open the chest carefully!
The fortuneteller opens the chest, there are notes with predictions rolled into tubes.
Take any scroll, but don’t overdo it,
Don't wake up the old gypsy's black hand!
At the moment when the fortuneteller takes the note, Gypsy 3 puts the “old gypsy’s hand” through the back wall, decorated with black fringe, and covers his hand.
Hand - stuffed with sealant rubber glove with pieces of fur and nails glued on. Then the fortuneteller is asked to read the removed note out loud.
NOTES FROM THEIR GYpsy CHEST:
Beware of casual connections, it can cause a big problem.
Refuse offers to go out at someone else's expense. Remember: free cheese- only in a mousetrap. They will calculate with interest!
The event you are planning will not succeed. If you want to be happy, change your plans!
Soon you will become the object of adoration, but do not give yourself entirely to feelings, they may be false!
You may lose something very important, be careful!
In the near future you will experience undoubted success in all financial matters.
With a little effort on your part, this year it is possible to change your place of work to another with better conditions.
In the near future, outbursts of anger are coming from your boss. Be alert and be able to adequately repel undeserved attacks!
There is a possibility of becoming the subject of unpleasant gossip, try to behave more carefully, then perhaps you will be able to avoid this.
Try to become friends with the person you are avoiding. Soon he will be able to help you in your difficult situation.
Your living conditions may change.
The wind of distant wanderings awaits you.
Your marital status may soon change.
Yours frank confessions your friends will play a bad joke on you.
You are hiding a secret that is tormenting you. Isn't it time to open up to your loved ones?
The long-awaited promotion is just a stone's throw away from you, put in a little effort!
You will be able to make ends meet, and from now on you will confidently stay afloat.
You have taken one wrong step. Hurry up to fix it, otherwise you will lose the most precious thing you have!
Unexpected wealth awaits you, but don’t lose your head, don’t forget about your loved ones!
Stop throwing dust in the eyes of others, show them your true essence. You are not as bad as you think you are.
In the near future you will become the owner of a new property.
Something that you do not expect will happen, but if you approach the issue wisely, then everything will work out in your favor.
In your destiny, everything depends only on you. Be a little more persistent, go towards your intended goal, and everything will work out!
Soon you will have a very influential patron.
In the near future you will meet a new interesting acquaintance.
Wait for the good news, everything will change for the better soon.
Start paying more attention to yourself, love yourself, you absolutely need this.
Avoid heavy meals and fun companies: it’s time to listen to your health, otherwise it will be too late!
Do not lend money: there is a chance that it will not come back to you.
Hurry up on vacation, go to the sea, an extraordinary year awaits you a holiday romance with a continuation that will depend only on you!
New unexpected expenses await you.
By the end of the year, a new source of financial well-being will appear.
Be careful, don’t play with fire, your intentions threaten you with big troubles!
Gypsy 4. Ay, blue-winged dove, don’t trust the gypsies...
And especially... young gypsies!
Together. Live, dear, according to your conscience!
Celebrate holidays big company fun and interesting. But only if planned entertainment. Without it, the celebration will turn into banal eating and empty talk. If you take charge of organizing the holiday, you need to think through everything carefully and prepare in advance. Room decoration, menu, music - all these are important components of the party. Most importantly, don’t forget to prepare competitions, games and quizzes. Guests will be completely delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, a little touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.
crystal ball
Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and his loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include a visit from a famous witch into your evening scenario. You can act in her role yourself or involve one of the invitees. Have your speech planned out in advance and the show can begin.
A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, they work best in poetry. Write them down on small sheets of paper, then roll them into a tube. You can age the paper using regular strong tea leaves or, conversely, paint the tubes in bright colors. Place these mysterious packages in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one balloon to each guest's chair. They will not even suspect that behind their backs there are comic predictions, short and funny. In the middle of the evening the witch appears!
The fun begins
The witch is dressed according to her image, in her hands is a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, looks at everyone with a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in it! Want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will now appear behind your backs! Take from them what was sent to you by higher powers!”
All come true
Guests can start popping the balls and take out the packages. Now the real fun begins! short and funny will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:
- soon you will meet love, you will get married again;
- as soon as you put on a red hairpiece, you will receive a million in a day;
- You’ll fly up the career ladder and quickly catch your boss;
- you will never go bald, your hair is protected by a lucky star;
- soon in your house you will hear children's roar, laughter and stomping, and the potty, have fun soon, my friend;
- you will soon find a miraculous balm, you will be forever young, mischievous and lively;
- You wake up in the morning and there’s a foreign car outside your window. Didn’t you expect such a gift?
These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are ideal for colleagues. This number will be relevant at a corporate event for any holiday!
Gypsy motifs
The stereotype that all gypsies are fortune tellers is strong. So let’s not dispel it, but, on the contrary, let’s play up the funny situation. The gypsy Aza will come to you for the holiday straight from the camp that goes into the sky! He will stop by for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it’s very easy to make: you’ll need a colorful long skirt, a headscarf and more jewelry. Prepare humorous predictions in advance, short ones that will work best. Write them down on pieces of paper and put them in a beautiful box. The gypsy woman enters the room and explains that she found this chest by accident in her great-grandmother’s house. She opened it and saw a note there. She talked about how she should arrive at this house and distribute these sheets to those present.
Mysterious messages
The development of events may be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in poetry or prose. The gypsy herself can call guests and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!
- I see very clearly that you have a huge family. You will all live together, son will go serve in the army.
- A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
- A lot of money will fall on your head, and your friend will get rid of the disease.
- You will always have delicious food at home.
- There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
- Exactly at night your happiness will come.
- Very, very soon, I see you at sea!
Everyone will definitely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, young people and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!
All the best for children
If the house is planning children's party, be sure to prepare entertainment for the guys. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Hold several games and competitions, let the smart people show off their intelligence in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, give the guys a good rest and refreshment, and you can start completing the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present humorous predictions, short and funny, as a prize. This will be an unusual and interesting surprise for children! They will be happy to open the treasured notes and read the messages!
- very soon you will have new friends;
- V mall you just buy cool pants;
- when you hear a loud ringing, you will receive a new phone;
- you will get five A's, even though you study very poorly;
- they will ring, you open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
- soon everything will be great, you will have a red dachshund;
- your neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live a hundred years;
- in the coming month of October, luck will come to you;
Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.
School years
Not everyone likes going to school, but when they grow up, they remember these years and dream of going back to the past! Try to organize parties, discos, competitions and games for the kids on every holiday. This way the class will become more friendly and united. At any event, you can present children with an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with hidden meaning.
- Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will only study for A's and attend all sections.
- This year you will find yourself, you will begin to write books and poems.
- Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
- They will send you to a running competition; you must prove yourself there.
- You need to start dancing and pump up your back muscles, your parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
- Sing like a nightingale, don’t be too shy on stage!
The children will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good things, then they will definitely come true!
