Stories from people's lives. Real stories from people's lives

Almost every person loves it. They especially amuse people short stories, funny and amusing that happened in real life. Such cases will be great entertainment for any company. Short stories, funny, original, cheerful - this is exactly what you need for a pleasant pastime. They are a kind of joke. However, the difference is that taken from real life, they sound much more interesting. You can laugh at these comical, twisted plots for a very long time without stopping.

Short stories. Funny incidents from life

So, if you are planning to relax with friends, rest assured that everyone will enjoy this kind of entertainment. Short stories, funny incidents can instantly lift the mood of those around you. And if you are endowed with a good memory, you probably have a lot of them. Short stories - funny, kind, comical - about your acquaintances and friends will give you smiles and a lot of positive emotions. Let's consider where various situations most often occur.

Military service

You can often hear, for example, interesting stories from people’s lives - funny, short - about the military. For example, this one. A man talks about his time in the army. While he was on duty at a checkpoint, an elderly couple approached him. The woman began to wonder where the tank unit was located nearby. The son allegedly served there, according to her. The duty officer tried to explain to the spouses that there was no tank unit nearby. In response to this, the couple tried desperately to prove that their son would not deceive them. The woman’s last argument was the photograph shown to the duty officer. It showed a young “tanker” with a proud posture, leaning out from the waist up with a lid in his hands in front of him. You can imagine how the soldier on duty laughed. Such interesting stories from people's lives (funny, short) are heard very often among the military.

Cases with documents

Where else can you find funny funny moments? Surprisingly, you can often hear stories from life, funny, short, related to working with documents. Here is one of them. The man needed to obtain a certificate for the notary's office at the State Bureau of Investigation. The office worker asked how urgently he needed the document (the cost of registration for three days is sixty-eight rubles, for two - one hundred and five). The man settled on the second option, since time, as they say, was running out. Having paid money at the cash register, I received the answer: “Come on Monday.” And it was Thursday. The girl explained that they are closed on Saturday and Sunday. “What if I paid for three days?” - asked the man. The girl explained that he would still have to come for a certificate on Monday. “Why did I pay forty rubles more?” - the man asked. "Like this? Time is running out. To get a certificate a day earlier,” the girl explained. Of course, such stories from life, funny and short, can only infuriate you at first. However, over time, you will remember such incidents with a smile on your face.

On a rest

Next option. Short funny stories from real life related to vacations are no less popular than the above. A lot of curiosities can be seen on the beach. How fun it was, for example, for vacationers watching next picture. A married couple with an eight-year-old son was relaxing on the seashore. The family forgot to take the Panama hats with them. The wife went to the room to get some hats, leaving the child with the father. When she returned, she did not see her husband, but her son... He was buried in the sand. One head stuck out. To the question “Where is dad?” the boy replied: “He’s swimming!” “Why are you here?” - asked the mother. The child cheerfully declared: “Dad buried it so that I wouldn’t get lost!” Of course, it’s hard to call such an act serious, but everyone had fun!

Abroad

Short funny stories from real life sometimes continue, developing into longer, drawn-out ones. The guide tells one of them. Group Russian tourists(hockey players) went on a boat excursion along a mountain river. Often, guides provoke water fights between vacationers. This time the Germans became rivals for the Russians. Moreover, the excursion was held on May 9...

One could imagine how excited the hockey players were when they found out who they were fighting against. With shouts of “For the Motherland!” and “For victory!” They furiously splashed their oars through the water. However, they quickly got tired of this too. Turning over the objecting guide along the way, they rushed at the enemy directly on the boats, quickly turning them over into the water.

It would seem that the fun is over. But in the evening the following fact emerged: both groups settled in the same hotel. The hockey players loudly celebrated their “victory” right by the pool, singing patriotic songs. The Germans didn’t even leave their rooms.

At work

Very often there are also funny stories from people's lives (short) in the workplace. For example, this case. One man bought himself a book on Bringing it to work, he decided to try it on his colleagues. His employee wanted to “check” her daughter. The man agreed. The next day, a colleague brought an envelope with a note. Having opened it, the man immediately said: “Your daughter is 14 years old. She is an excellent student. Loves horse riding and dancing." The woman was simply shocked and immediately ran to tell her friends about everything. The man didn’t even have time to tell her about the contents of the note: “I’m an excellent student, I’m 14 years old, I love horses and dancing. And mom thinks you’re a liar.”

Cases with animals

Funny stories from short and not only, quite often they are also connected with our smaller brothers. For example, like this interesting case happened to a middle-aged man. A tired man once came into the courtyard of his private house. old dog. However, the animal was fattened and had a collar on its neck. That is, it was absolutely obvious that the dog was well taken care of and had a home. The dog approached the man, allowed himself to be petted, and followed him into the hallway. Walking slowly through it, he lay down in the corner of the living room and fell asleep. About an hour later the dog came to the door. The man released the animal.

The next day, at about the same time, the dog came to him again, “greeted”, lay down in the same corner and slept again for about an hour. His “visits” lasted for several weeks. Finally, the man decided to be curious about what was going on, and pinned a note to his collar with the following content: “Sorry, but I want to know who is the owner of this sweet, wonderful animal and whether he knows that the dog sleeps at my house every day.” The next day the dog came with the “answer” attached. The note read: “The dog lives in a house with six kids. Two of them have not yet turned three years. He wants to get some sleep. Will you allow me to come with him tomorrow?”

The youth

It happens that funny stories bring others to tears. Short stories from the lives of young people are especially common among students, applicants, and high school students. However, this case is not like that. No one was offended or disappointed. Two young guys were leisurely walking along the streets of the city. Having stopped near a kiosk with a press, where various stationery and other small items are also sold, they decided to buy a small ball with an elastic band that flies merrily if you pull it - just for fun, as they say. The problem was one thing: the guys didn’t know the name of this toy. One of the boys, pointing to the ball, turned to the saleswoman: “Give me that fennie over there!” "What to give?" - the woman asked. “Fenka!” - repeated the young man. The guys left with their purchase. The next day they passed this kiosk again. A price tag with the inscription “Fenka” appeared on the display window near the ball.

Cases with children

Funny short stories will definitely make people smile if we are talking about kids. Here is an incident that happened to a three-year-old boy. A large friendly family gathered together at one table. The child sat and calmly watched his grandmother and mother fry pancakes. All this time he just quietly said: “This is all mine. I'll eat first. Anyone who eats without me will be punished!” The women finally finished cooking and stacked the pancakes on a plate. The family took out the jam and began to sit down at the table. The boy was the last to wash his hands. Before that, he warned everyone: “I will leave. But I’ll count all the pancakes so you don’t eat without me.” Next to the plate came the following sound: “One, two, five, twenty, thirty... That’s it!” Do not touch!" When the child returned, one pancake had been eaten. The boy began to shout: “I told you, you can’t eat without me!” The relatives asked: “Did you really count?” To this the kid replied: “Are you not thinking straight? I can't count! I flipped the top pancake!”

It really turned out funny. After all, none of the adults could guess to turn the top pancake over with the fried side down.

Hospital stories

Very often, comic incidents occur within the walls medical institutions. As a rule, interesting stories (funny, short) from maternity hospitals about young fathers are the most common among them. For example, this one. One man's wife gave birth. The couple were expecting twins. However, they did not know the gender of their future children. The woman gave birth to a girl and a boy. An excited man was waiting for the doctor at the door of the room. Finally, the midwife appeared. Her father ran up to her with the question: “Twins?” "Yes!" - the woman answered. Husband, smiling: “Boys?” She: “No!” Dad, smiling even wider: “Girls?” Midwife: “No!” The husband, dumbfounded: “Who?” Similar cases a lot happens every day.

On road

Real funny stories, short and long, are often associated with traffic police officers. At one of the motor depots in Novosibirsk, for example, such a case is known. There was one short driver who worked there. When he was driving the KrAZ, he was not even visible from the outside. One day a driver went on a flight without securing the rear license plate on the car. He just put it in the glove compartment. As usually happens in such cases, a traffic police officer was standing at the intersection. Seeing the car without a driver, he was very surprised and whistled. The driver found a way out of the situation. He positioned the car so that he could slip out of the second door unnoticed and secure the number. It's risky, but it's the only way avoid a fine. So the car stopped. The patrolman slowly approached, stood and, without waiting for anyone, looked inside. Of course, he was very puzzled, looking at the empty cabin. Meanwhile, the driver secured the number, and everyone returned to their seats. The traffic police officer was even more surprised when, obeying the command of his baton, the empty car started up and drove on.

That's just funny

And one moment. A lot also depends simply on a person’s mood. Funny short stories may not have a so-called special plot. It happens that a person is simply cheerful and joyful in his soul. As they say, I got a laugh in my mouth. This is most likely explained by the fact that people face various stresses every day, minor and not so much. All this, of course, is deposited inside each of us, adversely affecting nervous system. A person, of course, does not always remember this. But all these unpleasant moments remain in my memory. Accordingly, the body has to perform nervous discharge from time to time. After all, laughter heals. Thus, the healing process manifests itself in the form of a cheerful mood.

Therefore, it is not at all surprising that this happens from time to time. You can walk down the street with absolutely absurd thoughts in your head, look at those around you, and you will feel funny. Their clothes, their gait, and their facial expressions can amuse you. By trying to hold back your laughter and smile, you thereby provoke a response from those you meet. Well, if suddenly some other incident happens... For example, a gust of wind throws a piece of paper, or a bag, or something like that in your face, this story will seem especially funny to you. And this, it’s worth reminding once again, is not gloating at all! It's just a fight against stress in our body! Laughter prolongs our life!

Everyone has moments in life when difficulties overcome them, and it seems that their hands are about to give up... The stories of these are amazing strong in spirit people will help many of us understand that we can cope with any situation and under any life circumstances, the main thing is to believe in yourself and in your strength!

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I am a fairly dry person. There were guys, but I didn’t have much love for them. So, I seem to like it, it’s nice to be together, but there was never a feeling of inspiration, as my friends told me. I’ve already come to terms with this - well, I don’t know how to love, but that’s okay... Who doesn’t it happen to? I’ll find a man with whom I’ll be more or less comfortable, and I’ll start living with him.

1995 One Good boy and one Bad boy went to first grade. It was so destined by fate that they both began to study in the same class. They studied together for 10 years. All these 10 years, the Good Boy studied diligently and tried not to get involved with bad companies. Every year in the summer he helped his parents at their dacha. Due to the fact that he studied very hard, read too many books and due to genetic predisposition, he began to have problems with his vision. The good boy was very good, but he didn’t have the money for laser surgery, however, his parents didn’t have the money for it either, so they bought the boy huge glasses with huge lenses. In the 8th grade, his parents divorced and the Good Boy began to live with his mother. A couple of years later, the good boy’s mother became disabled. And the good boy had to go to work instead of school, instead of going to university. The Good Boy did not work for long - he was drafted into the army. Since then, he has never received higher education and still lives with his mother because he cannot leave her. He doesn’t have a girlfriend, and he’s already over 30 years old. With a hysterical mother, terrible appearance and huge glasses, the boy faces a sad future.

Yesterday I was visiting a friend. And she, over a glass of wine, told how she recently broke up with a man she had been dating for about six months. While there was a candy-bouquet period, everything went very well for them, romance and all that. But when the relationship moved to a more serious stage, the man suggested moving in together (that is, he would move in with Natasha in her apartment, since he lives on rent). And he immediately laid down the conditions under which they would live, which made the hair on the friend’s head stand up.

My husband and I had three beautiful children in fifteen years of marriage and we didn’t plan any more. Even without that, we don’t always live well: loans, small salaries and children constantly need new clothes, school supplies, goodies. Especially my eldest son, he’s thirteen, doesn’t take care of things at all, his sneakers get torn all the time. The youngest one needs new ballet shoes and a leotard every season for dancing, because she is growing by leaps and bounds, and the middle one is already in full swing chasing the latest gadgets and throwing tantrums. Home repairs have been needed for a long time, things are worn out, furniture is falling into disrepair. Not everything, thank God, as they say.

Many years have passed since that incident, but I still cannot forget the betrayal of my sister. It’s strange, but it seems that close people should respect each other, respect their personal lives and partners. But people who have never experienced the pain of betrayal in their lives do not understand this.

I have loved twice in my life. I don't mean that fleeting feeling that comes instantly, and after a few days disappears forever. I'm talking about true love, all-consuming and strong.

I am 61 years old. I have 39 years of experience behind me. She was married twice. There are two children who already have children of their own. I lived interesting life. She worked in the Far North and as a technician on the Black Sea coast. Fate threw it in such a way that it would be enough for several thick novels.

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There is a lot of patience in this matter. important stage. To fulfill your desire the most in the best possible way certain circumstances are necessary, and their formation takes time. Therefore, you need to have patience and faith, and wait. Wait as long as necessary. Believe with all your heart and do not despair. Your despair is destroying creative forces Universe, and faith strengthens them.

That’s why I couldn’t find a place for myself, I was biting my elbows, why Mitechka still hasn’t gotten married. And he never had a girlfriend. To me, he is shy, hunted.

At first, I thought he had learned it by heart. Technical school and then institute. I crammed my notes and didn’t wander around with my friends. Well, thank God I didn’t fall into bad company.

My son did not serve in the army. The Muscovite will be killed there. And he has a squint. And flat feet to boot. But he is smart, but a little rude.

Darlings, I don’t know what to do anymore. Last summer I was overwhelmed by a feeling of hopelessness and despair. Antidepressants don't help. The anxiety is only getting worse.

And it all started when my husband called me black sheep. In an enraged and insane state, he cursed both me and the children three times. In a sober mind and bright memory.

The next day, when I woke up in the morning, I felt depressing. My body ached as if a bulldozer had run over it. I drove away terrible words from myself.

But they stuck to my mind like leeches. For no reason, no reason, to spew out something that even the most inveterate carrion would not dare to do.

I present to your attention real story(life story) of a 2nd grade student about a dangerous situation with strangers. Let the story become a reminder to you.

There is much more in this world good people. And I'm not going to get angry. But, unfortunately, excessive gullibility can play a cruel joke on you.

And here we are not even talking about the fact that all strangers are troublemakers. You just need to distance yourself from those who offer you something for free.

I don’t want to seem super smart, but a dangerous situation can be discerned in the eyes of a stranger staring intently at you. It's as if they are trying to hypnotize you and force you to follow orders.

I'm embarrassed to say this, but I'm with higher education I work as a regular driver. At the meat processing plant. Why did I just study at the institute? If only I knew!

Honors diploma with honors. But as it turns out, the specialty “Geodesist” is not held in high esteem these days. And the salary, in case of employment, is miserable, a pittance.

Surely many of you have encountered a similar problem. Without work experience, you will not be hired for a prestigious position. But where, excuse me, can he come from, if I just got up from the institute bench!

But no one is interested in this. Give us work book. Everything is clear with you, comrade. We will call you back tomorrow. So I hung around for three years. And let my life story become the most useful lesson for you.

I was excited and inspired by the sensual prose. I want to live my whole life with you and die in an instant, falling into the abyss of sticky bliss and the universe.

Helen, I’m not a boy romantically singing your praises. There is a feeling that is timeless. It is like a soul, without which life is unthinkable.

And my love for you is expressed in deep and selfless devotion, readiness to walk with you through life and remain faithful until the very end.

I dream of taking possession of your body and penetrating it according to mutual desire. Enjoy voluptuous sobs and incessant moans, uttered in a fit of ecstasy.