Introducing children to the works of famous children's poets: “The Earth is Blooming!” (Senior group). Dressed in rays!"

Today is part 1 - “A woman’s gaze.”

This is a scene for a corporate party or other adult feast.

Dear schoolchildren, don’t waste your time: this is not for you, I will soon write another funny sketch for you.

It can be performed in different ways - like a conversation between two friends over a cup of tea or on the phone. Married woman in a happy voice she enthusiastically describes the day of March 8th to her unmarried friend, who just nods, sighs sadly and occasionally inserts monosyllabic questions.

Here I present an option with a telephone. It looks like a monologue by one actress. If you also have a second one, then dividing the text into two will not be difficult. Doing the opposite is a little more difficult, so I try to make your life easier.

Since you will stage my monologue before March 8, and the speech in it comes after it, I recommend a short introduction:

Dear ladies and gentlemen, now we will show a story about how you can spend March 8th in a separate marital apartment. There is one holiday, one apartment, and two stories about the same day, and very polar ones. Listen, watch and draw conclusions. So that your March 8th will be equally wonderful for both parties involved.

Funny scenes on March 8:

part 1, “A woman’s gaze.”

Oh, yesterday was just a fabulous day!

I open my eyes in the morning and there is a basket of flowers. Big? No, not very big, not theatrical... the basket is... well, like a big cup... But still, it’s not a cup, it’s a basket!

And in it there is a note: “Darling, lie down, rest, don’t go into the kitchen, I’ll do everything myself!”

Who would refuse this! I’m lying there happy, thinking - what a great fellow he is! And before dawn, he ran for flowers and prepared breakfast for me! But the neighbor was unlucky - her husband did something there that even the Ministry of Emergency Situations was called!

What? Oh, no, I didn’t see it myself, my beloved told me about it later. But I personally heard the sound of the siren and the smell of smoke. I can’t even imagine what was burning there that the smoke even penetrated into our bedroom!

In general, my husband didn’t let me into the kitchen - he said women had nothing to do in the kitchen on March 8th. That’s why we had breakfast right in bed - it’s so romantic, you melt from the rush of feelings!

What did you give? The gift was great! I always secretly assumed that his prudence and practicality were so, on the surface, out of modesty. But in fact he is an extraordinarily generous person, extraordinarily! He gave me such a cute envelope with the inscription “Allow yourself everything!” - exactly what I want is drawn on it! And inside - bank card VIP client, can you imagine! And again the inscription - “And even this!” I allowed it.

My husband said that I could take a walk for now, and he would put things in order at home. And in the evening another surprise awaits me!

Well, I went for a walk! In this weather? What's wrong with the weather? Did the weather forecasters report a bad day on March 8? Darling, the weather doesn’t matter at all when you have a VIP card in your purse! And then - I shopping center I was walking, not on the street. The doctors Fresh air recommend? Yes, I heard something about this. I also went out into the fresh air to catch my breath after shopping and figure out how it happened that I hadn’t spent all the money on the card yet, but the terminals suddenly stopped accepting it. Probably the systems in the stores are glitching due to overload - do you know how many friends I met there that day? Not that many people come to paid demos!

In general, by the time I got home, evening had already come. The beloved is quiet, silent, looks with such eyes... What? Well, how can I tell you? The look is clouded and slightly distraught. Just slightly. How is this why? From love, of course. And he managed to get bored - he didn’t see me for half a day.

Darling, let's not go to the restaurant. I want to be alone with you. I even cooked dinner myself!

And, really, just imagine - I stewed vegetables and meat, made dessert... And everything smells so delicious! And again, in the bedroom, a makeshift table was set on the bed. What means a real man! I said I wouldn’t let you into the kitchen on March 8th, but I never let you in! The only thing is that for some reason vegetable peelings and egg shells were also in the bedroom. He probably got busy, got busy, and accidentally brought it out of the kitchen with dinner.

What then? Well... I couldn’t help but thank him for such efforts? Moreover, he hinted in every possible way. Flowers in the bedroom, breakfast and dinner in bed. In the evening he asked several times if I had a headache. Of course, I was very tired - is it a joke to spend five hours in fitting rooms without leaving? But he was so sad, how could I refuse?

In general, the day was a fairy tale, and the night was simply anriel on new way! Well, that's a different story.

After this, be sure to immediately present and show the 2nd part from the next article - funny.”

Your Evelina Shesternenko.

This scenario was developed for the holiday on March 8 in primary school. It is important to involve children in preparation for the holiday in advance, jointly prepare posters with congratulations and decorate balloons the hall where the celebration will take place. It is recommended to pre-make the scenery and the required equipment for the scene. The boys prepare gifts for the girls, and the girls take care of the assignments for the competition program.

Such events help children easily settle into a team environment and develop Creative skills And creative thinking. Also, competitions in this scenario on March 8 at school will help children be more careful about natural resources. Scenarios of this kind for the March 8 holidays at school involve instilling in children a respectful attitude towards women and help them understand the importance and value of women’s work.

Characters:

1. HOST
2. Girl
3. Boy 1
4. Boy 2

HOST: Hello guys and our dear guests! It’s very joyful to see all the children gathered and the invited mothers and grandmothers. Spring is coming, the sun will warm and the streams will gurgle. And everyone knows that with the arrival of spring comes the long-awaited women's holiday, the eighth of March. On this warm spring day, we want to talk about them, women, thanks to whom strong and noble men, as well as beautiful princesses, grow up. About everyone together and about each one separately. Let's talk about mothers, grandmothers, the first teacher and all the girls, small and big.

And we will begin our conversation, of course, about the most dear and a loved one. Who is the most dear person to you guys? ( Children answer.) Yes, we will talk about beloved mothers, the most gentle and most patient people in the world. About a mother who loves us as we are and will always support us.

We're on a sunny day
Gathered together with you,
Say a lot of words
The warmest about mom.

The most beautiful word in the world, the first one that children say when they first learn to speak, is MOTHER. A word that exudes care, warmth, and peace of mind. Now, let's all close our eyes together for a moment and imagine our mother. Quietly say the word “mother.” Do you feel how warm your soul has become? Why do you think? ( Children answer.)

BOY 1:
This word is so nice
Talk daily!
Every day is incredible
If you are close to your mother!

GIRL:
You just need to take a closer look -
Everything around is drunk
With the warmth of a native heart,
Tender and sensitive hands...

BOY 2:
All the problems and troubles
You are capable of winning
And of course, endlessly
We will love you!

GIRL:
Mother! There are no more valuable friends
You will believe in my flight!
Even days with you are brighter
Who will always understand me?!

HOST. But there comes a time when the baby grows up a little, and when he wants to explore the world even more. And no matter how difficult it is for a mother to let go of her baby, she still takes him by the hand and takes him to school to share the care of him with another reliable and responsive woman. On the threshold of the school he is met by his first teacher - his first FRIEND! It helps the baby get comfortable in an unfamiliar environment, teaches him to love and comprehend the world. Teaches friendship and respect, reading and writing, teaches kindness, patience and understanding.

GIRL:
Just recently in crumbs
They took us to school
The bows in the braids were white,
Bouquets of roses were blooming.

BOY 1:
You with school sciences
They taught us to be good,
With maternal care
They took care of the children.

BOY 2:
And if trouble comes to you
Or something will suddenly happen,
We hasten to you as to the source,
Drink of living water...

GIRL:
You were so welcoming
With warmth, care, light,
We were happy with you
We won't forget all this.

BOY 1:
Happy Women's Day
Congratulations to you today,
And we hasten your work
Today we glorify.

HOST: And it was at school with primary classes sympathy for each other appears. A friendship develops between a boy and a girl. After all, who else, if not their classmates, can motivate our boys to real feats of chivalry? Classmates go through a significant portion of their lives together. They jointly share the joys of their first victories, encouragement and comments in their diaries.

And I would like to wish that you can carry this friendship through the years.

BOY 1:
Classmates, today
We congratulate you,
And on the Eighth of March to you
We wish you success.

BOY 2:
We wish you smiles,
Joy, fun,
And they even prepared
We have treats for you.

BOY 1:
For jokes and gags
You weren't offended
Noses didn't wrinkle
And they weren’t arrogant.

BOY 2:
You, dear classmates,
Today we congratulate
Be smarter, sweeter and more beautiful
We wish you all from the bottom of our hearts!

BOY 1:
I congratulate grandma
Spring holiday!
Well, I assure you,
Children need grandmothers!

GIRL:
He will tell a good story,
He will sing a song,
He will knit a winter hat for me
Will take you for a walk!

BOY 2:
Doesn't scold the fidget
He will bring some treats with him.
Both boys and girls -
Everyone appreciates a grandmother!

GIRL:
Patience to all your grandchildren,
Cloudless mood
So that spring blooms in the soul,
Happiness, joy, warmth.

HOST: I think everyone understands how difficult it is little man raise a real knight or lovely lady. And how many amazing, incredible women take part in this process. Let us wish women, regardless of age and height, to be happy and desired not only on this day, but every day of the year. Let your men protect you from adversity, take care of you and certainly tell you how beautiful you are! And let them make you smile sincerely every day! Let your cherished dreams come true, new opportunities open up and all your plans come true!

BOY 1:
blessed spring
on this day she gave us all
Holiday of grandmothers and mothers,
Dear ones, good luck to you!

GIRL:
Let the bouquets of the whole world
They put them in vases in apartments.
You bloom like flowers
May all your dreams come true!

BOY 2:
Be bright and beautiful
Seductive, happy.
Let the sparks of joy shine
On the faces of adults and children!

GIRL:
Let the lights burn in your eyes,
The outfits will be simply wow!
Even the shadow of sadness will disappear
On this magnificent day.

HOST: Let this wonderful holiday day be warmed by the first gentle rays of the sun. Delightful and fragrant flowers will envelop you with their delightful fragrance, warm words and loving eyes of all close and dear people will warm your heart.

And in order to make this day fabulous, the guys have prepared a small scene for you.

Transform yourself, Baba Yaga!

For the scene you need to prepare a Baba Yaga costume

Characters:
Presenter ( voice behind the scene)
Boy Misha
Boy Sasha
Baba Yaga

HOST: Once on a warm spring day, the boys Sasha and Misha went into the dense forest for snowdrops, where else if not in deep forest, snowdrops grow. After all, the holiday of March 8 was approaching, and they really wanted to congratulate their mother, grandmother and sister Masha. But something didn’t go according to plan, and the boys lost their way...

(In the clearing we see two boys with a basket in which they have already collected flowers).

Sasha: Misha, look around, everything is completely unfamiliar, it seems that we are lost.

Misha: And it’s true, I don’t recognize anything around me at all, what should we do, how to find the way home, because tomorrow is a holiday.

Sasha: Look, here’s some kind of path, let’s go along it and go out somewhere.

Misha: Lets do it!

HOST: The guys had no idea what dangers awaited them in this dense forest. They walked for a long time, but a hut appeared on their way, and they decided to seek help from its inhabitants.

The boys leave the stage, at this time they imitate Baba Yaga’s hut on stage, set up a table with jars and jugs, dry herbs are hung on chairs, Baba Yaga comes out in rags, and a loud knock is heard on the front door.

Baba Yaga: It seems that lunch has come to visit me! I smell the human spirit, come on, hut, let the guests in!

The boys enter.

Misha: Hello, grandma. My brother and I went into the forest to pick flowers and got lost.

Baba Yaga: (to the side) Yeah, they got lost, because it was I who confused their path.

Misha: And we need to congratulate our mother, grandmother and sister.

Sasha: Tell us, dear grandmother, how we can find our way home.

Baba Yaga: (to the side) Darling? Yes, no one has called me that for three hundred years.

Baba Yaga: (to boys) What kind of holiday are you having?

Sasha: Tomorrow is March 8th, that's magical holiday admiration and love, dedicated to women, the most beautiful creatures in the world, on this day they are given compliments and gifts.

Baba Yaga: (crying) But I, too, am a woman, and they haven’t spoken kind words to me for many years, much less given me gifts.

Misha: Don’t cry, because you are so kind and sweet, Sasha and I want to give you a whole basket of flowers. Really, Sasha?

Sasha: Well, of course, because everyone should have a holiday!

Sasha and Misha: (simultaneously)
Let all the storms and bad weather,
They will immediately disappear into the shadows.
We wish you a sea of ​​happiness
On this bright, good day!

They give Baba Yaga a basket of flowers, and she turns into a good sorceress.

Enchantress: Thank you boys! It was the Serpent Gorynych who bewitched me and turned me into an evil old woman. And now, after your congratulations and gifts, I have lost my spell! Thank you! Here are snowdrops for your mom, grandma and sister!

“He casts a spell” and hands them bouquets.

HOST: The moral of the story is: pamper your women more often kind words and gifts, otherwise they may turn into the evil Baba Yaga.

Competitions for the Eighth of March holiday

Conditions for the competition program

Girls take part in the competitions, divided in advance into several teams. In advance, each team prepares the team name, team coat of arms and a joint part of the costume (scarf, hat, etc.).

Homework:

1. Come up with and make a costume in the shape of any flower at home.

2. Make bouquets from scrap materials (paper, food packaging, fabric and colored ribbons, etc. can be used)

3. Prepare a “Greeting” competition

4. Prepare the “Pop Star” competition

HOST: On this holiday we have prepared a competition program for our lovely girls. Good luck to you, we wish you an easy victory!

Competition 1st.Greetings.The teams take turns going on stage and showing a welcoming scene dedicated to the holiday.

Competition 2nd.Flower show. Girls perform a fashion show in pre-prepared color costumes; alternatively, costumes can be made from scrap materials, for example, garbage bags. The costume must have a name and short poem.

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 3rd.Beautiful flower girl. Making bouquets. A name and a short poem should be thought up for the bouquet, and you should also tell why the bouquet was made from these particular materials.

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 4th.Table starting with the letter P. Imagine you are invited to a presidential reception. And the reception presupposes festive table. And it so happened that only dishes called “P” were served. For 5 minutes, participants write the proposed dishes on sheets of paper. What number will be named is how many points each team earns.

Competition 5th. Songs for ladies. The girls take turns naming songs that contain any female name, the team that fails to remember the song loses.

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 6th.Handbag. The goal is to create the most full list what, in their opinion, every woman should have in her purse. After this, the team lists are compared and only those items that are not repeated by the other team are counted. The team that remains on the list wins. greatest number items. Items must be appropriate in meaning.

How many items remain is how many points each team earns.

Competition 7th.Cook borscht. Girls are given grocery lists or cards with drawn ingredients. It is necessary to exclude products that are not used in preparing borscht. List of products: sugar, cabbage, milk, salt, pasta, onion, Bay leaf, herring, tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, carrots, apples, peas, potatoes. (The list can be supplemented if desired).

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 8th.Star of the stage. This is decisive homework- parody competition. Teams are determined in advance which performer, performer or Music band will be parodied. The performance should be timed to coincide with the holiday. A maximum of 10 points are awarded for the competition.

The jury counts the points, announces the results of the competition and awards the winning team. Boys present pre-prepared gifts to girls. To continue the holiday, they arrange a “sweet table” and drink tea with treats. You can arrange a small disco.

Variations of which scenario to use on March 8, great amount, we suggest looking at one of the bottom, in video format.

Scenario for the holiday “March 8” for children 5-7 years old: the stupid bear cub did not know what gift to give his mother on March 8. And his friends decide to help him with this and they all go together to find a gift for his mother.

Super Mom (competition program)

The “Super Mom” show program, held on the eve of the March 8th celebration, will raise festive mood and will bring pleasure to girls - students junior classes, and their mothers. Competitions help strengthen family friendships, develop creativity, ingenuity and resourcefulness.

Scenario for March 8 for adults “Oh, these women!”

The wonderful holiday of March 8 has arrived! And on this day we want to give our women a piece of joy and fun, where you can show everyone how smart and talented you are, and can cope with any task, no matter how difficult it may be.

Scenario March 8 “Beautiful Fashionistas”

Scenario for the holiday on March 8 for adults. This script can be used on corporate party, which is dedicated to International Women's Day.

Scenario “Spring, how great it is that you came!”

Scenario for the 8th of March holiday for children preschool age(4-6 years old). This scenario can be used at a matinee in kindergarten. It is necessary that children prepare cards and handmade crafts for their mothers in advance. In addition, it is necessary to learn poems and songs with the children in advance. Presenters should prepare costumes in advance.

Scenario for March 8 “Beloved Mothers and Grandmothers”

Scenario school event- festive competition and entertainment program “Beloved Mothers and Grandmothers”, designed for children 8-10 years old. During the festival, mothers and grandmothers will be able to see not only the talents and skills of their children, but also take part in various competitions.

Scenario “The Magic Flower, or how Vanya chose gifts for March 8”

Boy Vanya doesn’t know what to give his mother for March 8th. The kind sorceress gives him a magic flower that will guide him through fairy tales, where Vanya will find the answer to his question.

Scenario “March 8 – we praise the ladies!”

The holiday of March 8 glorifies the beautiful half of the population - women, girls and girls. Congratulate them on the occasion of the international women's day the most famous stars have arrived Russian stage! The scenario is designed to carry out festive event among the adult population - at a corporate party, a student party or among friends.

Scenario March 8 for adults “Secrets of female image”

Small scenario festive concert, dedicated to the celebration of International Women's Day in a team of friends or colleagues. The holiday will be successful if it is held in the assembly hall.

Scenario for March 8 in a rural settlement “Women are the flowers of our lives”

With the arrival of spring, not only nature blooms, but also female beauty. In addition, one of the most tender and sensitive holidays is coming - International Women's Day, which must be celebrated and celebrated with dignity. With this script you will be able to interesting event, give to women positive emotions, a lot of joy and smiles.

Scenario for March 8 for women in the rural club “How Spring and Winter shared the throne”

This sketch will be a great start to the festive concert prepared for March 8th. Funny, interesting story, will certainly give a sea of ​​emotions to everyone who comes.

March 8th is the most romantic holiday. This spring day is always associated with love, warmth and tenderness. This perfect occasion demonstrate your sympathies to lovely ladies, express your most tender feelings to your mothers and grandmothers, to congratulate your sister from the bottom of my heart. Sincere joy and a smile from them will not take long to arrive!

To the program school evenings, dedicated to the holiday March 8 traditionally includes many beautiful and kind messages addressed to girls, mothers, grandmothers and teachers. Schoolchildren also prepare various concert numbers: songs, dances and, of course, skits, which are usually of a comic nature, and therefore are especially loved. In elementary schools, skits are usually dedicated to mothers; in older schools, they are dedicated to girls in their classmates.

Possibly offered here skits on March 8 for schoolchildren will be useful for compiling concert program or original congratulations.

Sketch for March 8th for schoolchildren “How to congratulate girls”

(Based on “Three girls under the window...”)

Characters:

3 boys,

Teacher,

Leading

Necessary equipment: chairs, desks, poster, diary, pens, notebooks, books

Props:

Cosmetics, high heels, jewelry.

Only boys take part in the skit, and each piece of advice is followed by a demonstration.

1. The first thing is figure - You need to keep a tight rein on yourself, to put it simply. there is nothing.

2. Emphasize your individuality with makeup.

3. Mesmerizing gait.

4. Clothes. Be as open as possible (expose your shoulder by moving your sweater)

5. Shoes should be elegant.

6. B intellectual competitions answer all questions briefly and clearly: yes, no, it’s not me.

7. You must have good vocal abilities. But it is not recommended to perform Ramstain, Rasmus, Okean Elzy, etc.

8. Don't wear too much or too heavy jewelry. Heavy earrings will pull down your ears and in old age they will be knee-deep.

9. To win, you shouldn’t risk your health and do a lot plastic surgery to improve your appearance - better go to school, they will scare you there and it will better than any suspender.

10. When entering a modeling school, do not run after the director and ask “Well, take me.” A girl should know her worth.

You can learn all this at our model school “Grace”.
You can end the number with congratulations to all the girls

(Source: website tca77.narod.ru)

Congratulation performance in verse.

Characters:

Boy, Girl

Boy: Our call is terribly ringing,
I fly out into the corridor...
Me and one girl
A conversation ensued...
- And my dad is a champion!
He goes to the stadium:
He throws weights up -
Will be the strongest in the world!

Girl: Even though men are strong -
They don't know how to bake pancakes...
You men are klutzes,
To educate you, teach you,
And parsley from dill
You can't tell the difference!
By the way, who does the laundry at home?
God didn't give you talent...
TV "consuming"
You lie down on the sofa!

Boy: The man is of no use?!
Isn’t this talent given to us?!
Who nailed the shelf in the kitchen?
Fixed the faucet in the kitchen?

Girl: You don’t feel like cooking borscht,
Don't fry the cutlets...
You should run off to work,
Well, there’s no point anymore.

Boy: You, thorny thorn,
You don't know us men well
Every now and then you shed tears.
And also for no reason...
You say barbed words, timid...
Dad is the head of the house!

Girl: And mom is the neck of the house!

Boy: No, there is no need to decide in a dispute,
In a corridor conversation,
Who is stronger and who is more important...
It’s just... mom is the most tender of all!

(Source: site sc-pr.ru)

Sketch for March 8th for schoolchildren “And in our yard”

( Author Kruglova O.N.)

The guys sing a song - an adaptation of the song from the movie “Carnival Night”.5 boys and 3 girls are participating

If you leave the house frowning,

Remember that today is a holiday!
That any acquaintance is ready to congratulate you,
Or even a stranger you meet!

And a smile, without a doubt,
Suddenly touches your eyes,
And good mood
Will not leave you again!

Youth 1: Women's holiday!
That's the reason
That's why we'll eat!
And hearty congratulations
Happy day to all women!

All: Congratulations! (balls are thrown into the hall, fanfare sounds)

A young man comes onto the stage with a portrait of Yesenin and reads:

Young man 2: You are my Shagan, Shagan!
There's a girl in the north too.
She looks an awful lot like you
Maybe he's thinking about me.
Shagane, you are mine, Shagane!

On the other side, another young man comes out with a portrait of Pushkin and reads

Boy 3: No, I see you every minute
Follow you everywhere
A smile of the mouth, a movement of the eyes,
To catch with loving eyes,
Listen to you for a long time, understand
Your soul is all your perfection,
To freeze in agony before you,
To turn pale and fade away... that's bliss!

The next reader comes out with a portrait of Blok and reads

Boy 4: I called you, but you didn't look back,

I shed tears, but you did not condescend.

You sadly wrapped yourself in a blue cloak,

On a damp night you left the house.

I don't know where your pride is sheltered

You, my dear, you, my gentle one, have found...

I sleep soundly, I dream of your blue cloak,

In which you left on a damp night...

Another reader reads with a portrait of Lermontov

Boy 5: Oh heaven I swear she was

Beautiful!.. I was burning, I was trembling,

When the curls running down from the brow

I met silk with my golden hand,

I was ready to fall at her feet,

Give her freedom, life, and paradise, and everything,

The next one reads (portrait of Pasternak):

Boy 6: Loving others is a heavy cross,

And you are beautiful without gyrations,

And your beauty is a secret

It is tantamount to the solution to life.

In spring the rustling of dreams is heard

And the rustle of news and truths.

You come from a family of such fundamentals.

Your meaning, like air, is selfless.

Boy 1: Oh, so many tender feelings
You called it in my heart!
Oh, how many young men died in those feelings!
And we praise you for all matters of the heart,
It's great that the school brought us together
With the beautiful half of the planet.
We will praise the school for everything!

(A girl (dressed up, painted) drives out in a car, almost hitting the poets. Squealing brakes. The girl drives and looks in the mirror)

Girl 1: My little mirror, tell me and tell me the whole truth. Am I the cutest, the most rosy and the whitest in the world?

Mirror voice: You are beautiful, no doubt about it. But take it a little to the left. Stupid, stop! Right now. Where are you at the red light...Slow down!!! A pothole, a ditch... You are beautiful, no doubt about it, but I haven’t seen it White light no one is dumber than you.

Girl 1: Ah well! Nasty toy! You are no longer my girlfriend!

The second girl comes out: (conduct a dialogue in modern jargon).
1st: Yo, friend!
2nd: Yo-yo!
1st: Why didn’t you come to the party yesterday?
2nd: Yes, the ancestors tore their brains apart. They tried to push through the notations again. I don't give a damn.
1st: Well, what, will you drag your bones to the party today?
2nd: Partying is a sacred thing!
1st: Then ride, ciao!
2nd: Poki - poki. (The girls invite the “poets” to come with them, but they refuse!)

Boy 1: Of course, it’s funny for us to see and hear this.
It's a scary movie at times.
The boys and I watch part of it,
And deep down always
We dream, of course, about Juliet, the one - ("Juliet" comes out(girl in a beautiful dress)
Beautiful, gentle and simple! - (to the song “And in our yard” and all the poets leave for him)

Characters:

Sergey,Mom (Sergei), Barsik (cat), Ilya,Denis

On the stage is a disheveled, sleep-deprived and grimy guy in pajamas.
He goes to the chair and takes something wrinkled and dirty from it.

Sergey: Ma-am! We should congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?
Mother: Good morning, son. I stroked it.
Sergey: Hello! Which one?
Mother: White.
Sergey: White?
Mother: White, white.
Sergey: Was mine white?
Mother: Of course there was. We bought it last year. Don't you remember?
Sergey: I do not remember…
Mother: Are you still on her New Year dressed, remember?
Sergey: On New Year's Day - I remember. And after that I don’t remember. And... Is she white?
Mother: Of course, I washed it. It was lying under your bed - I had a hard time finding it! Have you brushed your teeth?
Sergey: Ah, so here she is, where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws the dirty shirt under the bed and puts on a clean one.) Well, just wait, now you’ll get it from me! Barsik! Barsik! Kitty Kitty Kitty! Come here!.. He’s eating something in the kitchen again.

Fat Barsik enters. Chews.Barsik: What?
Sergey: Get out of here!!!
Barsik: (Leaves).
Sergey: A pig, not a cat... Ma-am!
Mother: What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?
Sergey: Yeah. And Barsik too.
Mother: Good girl! Did you wash your neck?
Sergey: Now, I'll soap it up! (Takes a stick). Barsik!!! Come here!
Fat Barsik enters. Chews.
Barsik: Well, what?
Sergey: What-what!.. Nothing!
Barsik: Ah-ah-ah... That’s what I would have said right away. (Leaves).

The boy takes his trousers off the chair - also dirty and full of holes.
Sergey: Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?
Mother: I stroked it. And a jacket.
Sergey: Do I have a jacket?
Mother: Of course have. (The guy throws his trousers under the bed and grabs the jacket with the sleeve torn off.)
Sergey: Well then it will be a vest . (Tears off the second sleeve).
Mother: What's cracking there?
Sergey: This is me doing exercises, mom!
Mother: Ah, well done, well done!
Sergey: Today is the eighth of March for the girls, I prepared poems for them, I’ll read them now, do you hear? (combs his hair).
Mother: I hear you! Nice poems!
Sergey: What poems?
Mother: which you have prepared.
Sergey: Ma, what are you doing there?
Mother: I'm making a pie, son. You won’t come to congratulate the girls empty-handed.
Sergey: Why pie? I need flowers!
Mother: Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.
Sergey: What about the briefcase?
Mother: Right there, nearby. They're calling, open the door!
Sergey: These are probably the guys from the class... (Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands).
Sergey: Oh! Who do you want?
Andrey: We need Sergei from 9 - "A".
Sergey: I'm listening to.
All: Seryoga! Are you?
Sergey: Well yes, I am. What do you care?
Denis: Don't you recognize it?
Sergey: Wait a minute! I'll find out!!! It seems like you and I were on vacation in the summer... Exactly - in a camp!..
Denis: What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.
Sergey: Very nice... oh, I mean... Guys, is it you? Well, you've dressed yourself up! Did not recognize…
Ilya: Look at yourself! ( Sergei rushes to the mirror, sees himself, combed and neatly dressed, and faints).
Mother: And here comes the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you’re so smart, you’re unrecognizable! Did you forget the flowers?
Ilya: No, I haven't forgotten. Only I’m not Serezhenka, I’m Ilya. Serezhenka is lying there.
Mother: Serezhenka, I beg you, please don’t lie around in the hallway in clean clothes. Wait until school.
Sergey: Mommy, I didn’t recognize myself! What will happen now?
Mother: Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!

Sketch "Wonderful Mom"

A mother sits at a laptop, a child stands nearby and recites a poem, at the moment when the mother must say hers. catchphrase according to the text of the poem, he pushes her on the shoulder, mom takes her eyes off the computer and says: “No problem!” and turns back to his laptop.
I'm not a problem child
I tell everyone about this.
Even my mother confirms...
- Really, mom? (shoves mom)
- No problem!!!

I don't want to have lunch now!
I'd rather eat candy!
Smiling, mom will say …

(shoves mom, mom has zero reaction)
Mom will say... (shoves mom)
- No problem!!!

Brought four deuces,
And there are no fives at all!
Mom, don't be silent, what do you say?
- Everything is fine? (shoves mom)
- No problem!!!

The house is a terrible mess,
Cream is smeared on the floor.
I don't want to clean up!
- Is it possible, mom? (shoves mom)
- No problem!

I know what a mother is like
Everyone wanted it at once!
Connect to the Internet
And everything will be... (shoves mom)
- No problem!!!