Ideas for New Year's KVN at school. Funny stories for the New Year's holiday, based on KVN jokes from different teams
Teacher: Ryabenko Liliya VladimirovnaNew Year's scenario for high school
Goals : develop your horizons and Creative skills students; promote team unity.
Progress of the event
Leading (wearing a snowflake costume and big white sneakers)I. Good evening! Today teams of cheerful and resourceful people are competing (represents the teams). And a full hall of fans suggests that in auditorium- a general epidemic. Everyone will get sick!
Presenter (wearing a snowman costume and white high heels). Not everyone still knows that our KVN is not an ordinary one, but a New Year’s, one might say KVN-masquerade! You will find not only fireworks of New Year's jokes, but also unusual, cool carnival costumes.
Leading . So here we go! But first of all, let me introduce the members of the jury... (introduces the jury). Information for fans: while the jury is deliberating, you can show your support for your favorite team: posters, chants, chants, songs... So you can help the team earn extra points (maximum 3 points). Stay healthy!
Presenter . Stop, stop! We can’t start the game because we don’t have a Christmas tree. How are we going to invite Santa Claus? I invite the teams to work hard - decorate the Christmas tree.
II. Game tasks teams
Presenter: - We invite you to participate in the “Christmas Tree Decoration” Competition
We need three people per team, one of them is a girl. Girls turn into Christmas trees. And the boys dress up the girls with scarves and Christmas decorations on clothespins. Fans are invited to evaluate the teams' performance with loud applause. The winner is the team whose “Christmas tree” received the loudest approval and was liked the most by the jury!
Host: so the first part of our KVN “Greeting”
The teams show a business card - New Year's greeting. Any sketch on New Year's theme. The maximum score in this competition is 5 points.
Song of KVN players
We studied at school and didn’t know grief,
But they invited us to play in KVN.
Lessons are forgotten and books are thrown away,
Now we are not just girls, boys.
Our super team welcomes you!
Look at us - unnecessary words No need!
Resourcefulness, humor, enthusiasm and luck.
We promise to bring you fun!
Leading. Before the “Warm-up” competition begins, the captains, along with two assistants, must leave their team to come to us in a Santa Claus costume. And we will appreciate the originality of this costume.
You can use paper “icicles”, plastic bottles and other materials to decorate the Santa Claus costume.
Warm-up
Maximum score - 5 points.
Leading. We are starting the second competition, alas, without captains. Your task: answer the questions as quickly as possible without preparation. The faster you get to the microphone and the more witty your answer, the higher the points.
Questions (on a separate sheet)
Presenter. I want Santa Claus! And better than two: there will be more jokes! Let's write an ad: “Young, handsome, Gillette-shaved Santa Clauses are needed.”
Leading. Young? Grandfather? Amazing! What about the hair?
Presenter. With a ponytail!
Leading. Hmmm! With a ponytail, a fur coat and felt boots! Get hurt!
Presenter. Then - young, handsome, in Levi's jeans, a Versace T-shirt, and Camelot boots! And what?
Leading. And with a bag on your back! Some kind of scavenger!
Presenter . With a backpack, on a skateboard and in a baseball cap!
Leading (stunned). Who?
Presenter . Father Frost! (To the audience.) Let's call them! Grandpas!
Santa Clauses come out - team captains,
Santa Clauses (in unison).
We are young brothers,
Frosts are removed.
One (points to himself).
I am Frost Red Nose!
Another . I am Frost Blue Nose.
Third . And I'm Frost the purple nose!
Presenter: Our wonderful grandfathers will have to take part in a captain competition. Captain competition. Original New Year's greetings and wishes to the teams and fans
Santa Claus 1 . The smartest and the bravest, help! My friends and I decided to open own business- the Moroz company (gifts keep getting more expensive!), but we don’t know where to start.
Presenter . From advertising, of course! Where did Frosts come from? Still don't know the main engine of trade?
Santa Claus 2. That's it, my dear, come up with this advertisement for us!
Teams present their options. Maximum score - 5 points.
Creative competition for teachers “I am writing to you”
Presenter . But I wonder how to check whether our Santa Clauses are real?
Leading . Yes, very simple! Real Santa Clauses don’t snack after the first rhyme!
Presenter. But real teachers always start checking after the first...
Leading ....is there a second one?
Presenter . What are you doing? Notebooks!
Leading . Even on New Year's Day?
Presenter . This process is endless!
Leading. Why do you think _______ always looks under the table?
Presenter. Loves the shoes!
Leading. Yeah! To the essay that is on her lap! Don't waste your time!
Presenter. Then all we have to do is carry out creative competition for teachers.
Leading. We are giving you pieces of paper on which you can see the rhymes. You need to compose a small New Year's quatrain in 5 minutes. Nothing complicated! Go ahead, load your students with full program!
Assignment for teachers
Presenter: -You should compose a Happy New Year greeting to all participants in the evening, so that some word is repeated 10 times, for example, “eat-fal”
Ice sculpture competition
Teams must draw an ice sculpture and give it a name. Preparation time: 45 seconds. Maximum score - 5 points.
Competition "Round Dance"
Leading. You all know that the New Year cannot be complete without a round dance around the Christmas tree. The team’s task is to dance in a round dance; they place the “Christmas tree” in the center of the round dance, and their Santa Claus next to it.
Each team has its own music, for example (lambada, oriental, psy opa gag nam style, dance of little ducklings), the teams perform in turns. The maximum score is 7 points.
Competition for the best and original song.
Options
Southern version of the song about the Christmas tree
(To the tune of “A Christmas tree was born in the forest.”)
A cactus was born in the steppe,
He lived in the sultry desert,
He was slim and green,
It's like a crocodile.
The camel sang songs to him:
Sleep, cactus, bye-bye.
The dune covered with sand:
Make sure you don't freeze!
Sometimes the little jerboa is gray
Jumped under a cactus.
Sometimes a skinny angry coyote
Ran around the area.
But then I came to the prairie
Cowboy on horseback
And, lassoing a cactus,
I took him home.
Now a smart cactus
It will come to us in a pot
And lots and lots of joy
He'll bring it to the kids.
New Year's medley
(Ensemble of the Russian song “Baba Mani”. Handkerchiefs are tied under the chin. They sing to the tune “
There was a birch tree in the field.")
Oh, there was a Christmas tree in the forest,
Oh, there was a green one in the forest.
Lyuli-lyuli, stood. (2 times)
There's no one to break that tree,
No one to break the greens,
So the man went for a walk,
Wrap up a Christmas tree for the kids,
Lyuli-lyuli, wrap it up. (2 times)
The Christmas tree is shining with lights,
He leads round dances with us,
Lyuli-lyuli, with us. (2 times)
(Group “Advanced Marya”. Handkerchiefs are tied like bandanas. They perform rap.)
Christmas tree sticks, green needles!
In a sunny meadow
The Christmas tree grew.
E-tree, tree. (2 times)
Once upon a time in a bitter cold
One man came
With a very sharp saw
Around the tree, whack and whack.
Wild teenagers
They danced until the morning.
Gathered at the Christmas tree
Cool bro.
(Group of semi-finished products “Golden Mashas”. Handkerchiefs on their hips. They sing to the tune of the song “Fish”.)
In the distant, icy taiga
The Christmas tree misses the children,
Cold dark winter
Dreams of bright lights.
And she doesn't need anything:
No forest, no winter, no cold.
Only tinsel and serpentine,
And she needs a children's round dance.
Chorus:
Oh my tree, my tree was cut down.
Green needles fell off the tree.
Competition "Homework"
Teams demonstrate parodies of their favorite TV programs Maximum score - 7 points .
III. Final part
Leading.
How quickly time flew by
Minutes, half an hour, hours...
We managed to have some fun
We managed to give you prizes!
Presenter.
And there's a fun holiday ahead,
Magical bright New Year!
Perhaps there is no more beautiful moment,
When the new year comes!
Leading.
Happy New Year -
It’s so nice to congratulate you!
And we wish you with all our hearts
Don't forget to learn!
Presenter.
Smile more often, easier
And live in peace with dad and mom.
It's fun to laugh,
Truly be friends!
General song
Winter
(To the tune of the song "Earth in the Porthole", music by V. Miguli)
Winter, winter is showing off,
Houses in the snow and streets,
The trees were all frozen in silver.
Gifts are bought
And people smile
After all, we are all waiting for the New Year in December!
The puddles sparkle with ice,
Decorated with snowflakes
Villages, cities and winter forest,
Crows wash themselves with snow,
And soon it will be revealed to us
A world of magic, unknown wonders!
Chorus:
And let all the fairy tales come together,
And let them give the world miracles.
And let all the people join hands,
And the whole Earth will be happy!
Let the Christmas trees dress up
And let your dreams come true
Fun and joy will come to every home!
Let poetry and music
All hearts will spin,
May a happy New Year come!
The lights are shimmering
Champagne explodes
Smiles, masks, sparkles, chaos!
Let the holiday never end
Let it continue.
Thank you, Zimushka-Winter!
script for presenters!!! 1
Happy New Year! Hi all!
World! Good!
Love and light!
Happiness too, ringing laughter!
To the joy of children - good snow!
Fragrant bread for every home!
May you live comfortably in it!
Health and warmth to everyone.
Joy so that the day is as bright...
Let's believe and love,
Treasure brotherly friendship!
Hello, dear guys! Traditionally, on New Year's Eve we gather in this
hall at KVN. Today there are 3 teams participating, and I want to introduce our esteemed jury
So let's begin! First, let's ask the teams to introduce themselves.
#1e90ff">1 competition: "Performance" (3 points) #1e90ff">Well, the teams have been presented. The jury appreciated their performances. Let's continue. #1e90ff ">#1e90ff">2 competition: "Both THAT AND CE" (1 point per answer) Sports equipment and children's vehicle, (Sleigh, sleigh.) How many different holidays? #1e90ff">3 competition: " Christmas decorations" (3 points) Hello, New Year's holiday, #1e90ff">4 competition: "Song" (5 points) #1e90ff">5 competition: "Secrets of the New Year" 1. B Ancient China On New Year's Day, the Beggars' Day was declared, which meant that any person on this day could enter any house and take from it what he needed. Those owners who refused uninvited guests, were condemned. 2. As you know, December 25 is considered the birthday of Jesus Christ, and Catholic Christmas is celebrated on December 25. When did the first mention of the celebration of the Nativity of Christ date back to? 3. There is one very preserved in Ireland ancient custom: here on the evening before the New Year they open wide: 4. In Scotland they say goodbye to the old year and celebrate the New Year: SCENARIO OF NEW YEAR'S KVN "MIRACLES FOR THE NEW YEAR" New Year's theme music is playing Ved: Good evening. Ved: Finally, there is a holiday in our school, Finally a carnival. And, believe me, it’s not in vain. Everyone was expecting it! Ved: There will be competitions, jokes, Awards, prizes. Disco very soon He will tell you: “Don’t slow down!” Ved: You are tired of studying. So go ahead! To the masquerade! But first, Happy New Year Congratulations to all the guys! Ved: Today, on New Year's Eve, all our KVN players will compete in their ability to have fun and show their talents. Light up, get going, and amuse the audience so that this New Year's Eve meeting at our school will be remembered for a long time. Ved: Ours New Year's miracles Today we will be represented by 2 wonderful teams... Ved: So, we welcome the team of grades 7 and 9 “(applause) Ved: So, welcome to the team of grades 8, 10, 11 “(applause) Ved: For the competition to take place, we first need to present our competent jury. Ved: Our jury today... Ved: The teams are in place, the jury is too. Ved.: And without whom there is no New Year? Presenters:
And now let’s all repeat in unison: Santa Claus! A knock is heard and Father Frost and the Snow Maiden appear on the stage. Father Frost: Good afternoon and good hour! I salute you all! Grandfather, how many people there are in the hall, Father Frost:
Snow Maiden:
Health, joy and happiness Father Frost:
(light the Christmas tree) Snow Maiden:
Now we have truly begun our evening with you. And if there is a beginning, then there will definitely be a continuation. Father Frost:
So, we meet a team of students from the _____ class. We greet the _____ class team with thunderous applause. Jury scores
Snow Maiden:
Let's thank the teams 2. Next competition “Warm-up – Guessing Game” Teams will take turns being given a question to which they must answer. Jury scores
Father Frost:
And now the teams will show their theater skills and will show skits on the theme of the New Year. Jury scores
Snow Maiden:
4. The next competition is called “Sleight of Hand” Jury scores
Father Frost:
Each of you will try yourself in the role of Santa Claus. Your task is to blow away your snowflake. The competition continues until everyone has blown off their snowflakes. Each of the contestants puts on a D.M. hat. and blows on the snowflake until it reaches the finish line. Well done to everyone, but in this competition the winner was not the one who was the first to blow away his snowflake, but the one who was the last, because... His breath is so frosty that his snowflake “froze” to the table. Applause to our competitors. Jury scores
Snow Maiden:
6. As we have seen, captains can easily come to an agreement with their teams; they understand each other perfectly. Now let's see how the captains will negotiate with each other. Our next competition is the team captains competition! Imagine, Santa Claus - and his role will be played by one of the team captains - was half an hour late for the New Year's party at school, and for some reason he arrived without gifts. His task is to convincingly tell the school principal (this will be the second captain of the team) why he was late. For example, “Santa Claus” puts forward the following reason: one of the deer sprained his leg, the engine was malfunctioning, there was a strong headwind, etc. That is, the reason for being late can be almost any. The “Director” should take the explanations of “Santa Claus” with distrust, asking tricky questions like “Where are the gifts?” or “Where is the Snow Maiden?” Jury scores
Father Frost
7. And now the Christmas tree competition. Each team presents its own Christmas trees: classic and modern. Jury scores
8. The next competition is called “Black Box”. Jury scores
Father Frost:
9.
Tell me, is it possible to imagine our life today without a hit parade? Yes, without the “best twenty” the world will be twenty times duller and grayer! Mine hit parade were both our teams. And surprisingly, it turned out that this month different songs took first place in both lists, but with the same theme - winter. Snow Maiden:
10. The next competition is “Letter to Santa Claus.” Teams must write 14 adjectives that come to mind, in any order. (Insert them into the letter and read). Father Frost:
11. The competition is called “A Gift to the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus.” This is the last competition. New Years is soon. Santa Claus and Snow Maiden will give gifts to everyone, but they always forget about themselves. Let's give them our gifts. Snow Maiden:
Well, now let’s probably move on to the most interesting thing - dear jury: please announce total points for all competitions. Santa Claus hands over immediately certificates of honor behind top places
1. Time flew by so quickly, minutes, half an hour, hours... We managed to have some fun We managed to give you prizes! 2: And there’s a fun holiday ahead, Magical, bright New Year! Perhaps there is no more beautiful moment, When the New Year comes! 1: Happy New Year to you - It’s so nice to congratulate you! - And we wish you with all our hearts Don't forget to learn! 2: Smile more often, easier And live in peace with dad and mom. It's fun to laugh, For real be friends! 1.: Parting is coming, But we mean Parting - goodbye! In the new, next year! All together: Happy New Year! See you again!!! New Year's Eve at your school the game will take place"Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful"? The audience and the jury will enjoy mini-scenes based on fairy tales, cartoons, issues of the humorous magazine "Yeralash" and New Year jokes for KVN at school, which play out various situations in the classroom. To stage such miniatures, you don’t have to learn the texts by heart, the main thing is to convey the essence of what this or that character is saying. In the first school scene New Year's KVN involves Baba Yaga and her daughter. For this production you will need original props - costumes and wigs for fairy-tale characters. The girl cries and Baba Yaga asks her what happened. The daughter replies that she wants to play the role of the Snow Maiden on New Year's party, but she was told that she was not beautiful enough for this. - Or maybe the role would suit you? Snow Queen? - Baba Yaga is interested. “Okay, let’s make a Snow Maiden out of you,” Baba Yaga agrees. First things first, devilish to you suitable hairstyle will build Keep in mind that he is natural materials works - snags yes fir cones, instead of varnish - resin. Baba Yaga's daughter: Daughter: At the end of this skit at the school KVN about Baba Yaga, her daughter appears before the audience in a new outfit and declares: Your performance in various competitions, be it “Greetings”, “Homework” or “Captains Competition”, will diversify comic skits For school KVN- for example, these: Funny miniatures for KVN for 2019 New Year can be staged with the participation of Father Frost and the Snow Maiden. Once they invited the children to visit and began to ask them questions about the materials of the school curriculum. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** For the New Year, you can also act out scenes for KVN, the action of which takes place in school during lessons. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** The last scene of the New Year's KVN takes place during the school break. Two high school girls are talking: For these smaller productions, you won't need elaborate sets. For example, if a scene is being played out in the classroom, all you need to do is hang up the board and set up a desk. If the action takes place during recess, a corridor window is suitable as a decoration. Help the children who take part in productions show their acting talents - and jokes for KVN at school for the New Year 2019 will not let your viewers get bored! (The song “New Year” plays, Father Frost and Snow Maiden come out) Father Frost: I kind Grandfather Freezing! I bring everyone to tears. I love cheeks and noses Deprive of natural beauty! Hello guys, I'm here. I found a bag in the forest, I don’t know what’s in that bag, But we'll divide everything in half. Snow Maiden: What are you doing, Grandfather Frost, Forgetful you are! There's a whole cartload of gifts in the bag, You yourself had a hard time getting it across! But don't touch them now. Prizes for the fair should Get to your destination: Behind best game- teams, For fans - for entertainment. Father Frost: What are you talking about, granddaughter? I don't understand something What kind of fans are there, what kind of teams are here. We walked with you through the snow and ice, To congratulate everyone. Play, musicians! Snow Maiden: No, wait! Grandpa, come on! KVN invited us to watch These are the youth. You're kind of strange today, I don't understand... Come on, hit the ice with your staff And finally remember everything. Why are we both here today? Father Frost: I remembered everything! Ice freezes me! It's an old rotten thing, not a cheerful Santa Claus! I have to introduce the jury to you guys, Give him a round of applause so he can Some ratings are “five”. (Represented by the jury) Father Frost(bows): Your humble servant and my granddaughter. Snow Maiden: We wish you a Happy New Year! We wish you all victory! We invite the first team to the stage And let's start KVN! (The song “We are starting KVN” plays) 1. Team greetings. 2. Warm-up: a) what does this mean? Plaster, pride, perch. Cataclysm, comb, stuntman; (Tasks are given for each team in turn) Snow Maiden: In the meantime, the teams are preparing, I announce 3. Fan competition. Auction of words on the theme: “New Year”. Snow Maiden: 4. Competition: “Film, film, film” ( homework). Father Frost: Well, now homework. "Films" based on the fairy tale "Little Red Riding Hood" in different styles: Italian comedy, Brazilian TV series, American action film. 5. Captains competition. A) "Questionnaire". Listen carefully to the sequence in which you need to describe your opponent from memory (the correctness of the answers is compared): height, plumpness, age, eye color, name, nose shape, hair color, gait, character, what he is wearing (read out by the presenter fairly quickly). B) Comic quadathlon. Who will move the matchbox with their nose to the finish line faster? Running with obstacles. (Blindfolded, run around the pins and return to their place. A knocked down pin is minus 1 point) Depict: angry pig; person, unsuccessfully kicked a stone; sad penguin. B) Hairstyle. (While the music is playing, the captains draw hairstyles on special Whatman paper, with a cutout for the head, which will then be “tried on” by the fan assistants) 6. Musical competition(homework). Snow Maiden: While the jury sums up the results, we will play with you. Game "Teapot with Lid" To the melody of “The Heart of a Beauty...” we sing: Teapot with lid, There is a lump in the lid. There is a hole in the cone, Father Frost: We congratulate the winning team! And we start the disco with entertaining pop music. Snow Maiden: We'll say goodbye for a while - Just until next winter. Goodbye everyone! Father Frost:
Treskun and Studenets. (Freezing.)
New Year's decoration and mountain road. (Serpentine.)
Ice platform and laying machine. (Ice rink.)
Carved decoration of the hut and winter sports equipment. (Skate.)
On grass and ice. (Hockey.)
Cosmetics and carnival attribute. (Mask)
Fairy tale and opera. ("Snow Maiden".)
At the spruce and at the seamstress. (Needle.)
At the spruce and at the bear. (Paw.)
Heavenly body and part of the year. (Month.)
On the Christmas tree and on the Kremlin tower. (Star.)
But our favorite holiday
I've been looking forward to it all year.
And toys for the Christmas tree
Lanterns and firecrackers
I made it myself, not bought it.
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
All my friends today
We invited you to visit.
Are you together again today?
In this hall in the bright hour,
Dancing again, singing again
They will sound in our circle.
a) BC;
b) with the advent of our era;
c) in our era.
The first mention of the celebration of the Nativity of Christ dates back to 354 AD.
The doors of all the houses are opened because the owners will be glad to anyone who comes to see the light, give them plenty to drink and feed.
Hot Scottish guys see off and celebrate the New Year in silence. The whole family sits silently and looks at the burning fireplace, burning away the hardships of the past year. With the first strike of the clock, the head of the copyright-by-holiday family still silently opens the door through which he leaves old year and a new one comes in.
A glorious holiday will be here!
So they told us the truth
That our friends are all waiting for us here.
I'm still the same gray haired one,
But just like young.
Welcomes you today,
And not jokingly, but seriously,
On this New Year's holiday,
Your friend Santa Claus!
We wish you a New Year,
So that no anxiety, no misfortune
There was no guard at the gate.
So that the sun shines tenderly,
Everything that the heart expects came true.
And just to make it gratifying
All your life, like New Year's
1. Our first competition “New Year's business card”.
3. The competition is called “Theatrical”.
5. Next competition "Frosty Breath" We invite one young man from each team to the stage to demonstrate their strength and agility. Let's support them with applause. The contestants take the stage.How to organize KVN at school for the New Year?
“Just think: her outfit is several kilograms of icicles, and her crown is made of a broken mirror.” This is a direct threat to my health!
- What a deal! But I also need a suitable outfit.
Baba Yaga:
- You, daughter, will have everything in the first category: Cinderella’s dress, glass slippers...
- What are you talking about, mama, this is the century before last! I need a killer kit: Leather Jacket, ripped jeans, bandana with rhinestones and Adidas sneakers.
Baba Yaga:
- Okay, daughter! Everything will be top class!
I'll conjure some new clothes
For my daughter's party.
Cracks, pex, fax!…
– What can I say, you see for yourself: beauty is a terrible power!What other New Year's jokes are suitable for KVN at school?
Father Frost:
– What are dense forests?
Pupil:
– These are the kind of forests in which it’s good to snooze!
Snow Maiden:
– Who can name five wild animals?
The student raises his hand.
- A lion, a lioness and... three lion cubs.
A letter arrived in the mail from a boy to Santa Claus:
– Grandfather Frost, send me a warm hat, mittens and socks for the New Year.
The postal workers took pity on the boy and bought him mittens and socks, but there wasn’t enough money for a hat: you yourself know that salaries at the post office are small. An answer comes from the boy:
- Thank you, Grandfather Frost, for the mittens and socks, and it seems that the evil women at the post office stole my hat.
A boy writes a letter to Santa Claus:
"Hello Dedushka Moroz! I received the Chinese firecrackers that you sent me last time, and I really liked them. This New Year I would like to ask you to give me two fingers for right hand and an eye!”
On New Year's Eve, Pinocchio approaches Papa Carlo and asks to give him a toy animal. Dad Carlo thought and thought and made a toy. He gave it to Pinocchio and heard that he was crying.
- What's happened? – asks Papa Carlo.
“I just wanted a toy - a dog or a cat,” answers Pinocchio, “and this toothy beaver looks at me strangely!”Other jokes for New Year's school KVN
– Now you will hear phrases that you will not hear on New Year’s Eve...
“Mom, dad, stay at home, let's spend the New Year together”; “Girls, go, drink what you want and as much as you want, and my father and I will sit here together.”
Santa Claus doesn't exist. He lives to the fullest.
An emergency at school: at a New Year's celebration, a boy in a cucumber costume was bitten by a physical education teacher.
Seven-year-old Petya almost believed in Santa Claus, but dad laughed and his beard came off.
A boy from an elite kindergarten is learning a New Year's rhyme:
– Hello, Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard!
Give a BMW X-5 for the New Year!
A children's search engine called Woogl was presented at a Tambov school for the New Year. If you want to know a lot - Vugl!
At school, children write an essay on the topic “What would I ask Santa Claus for the New Year?”
Vovochka:
– Dear Grandfather Frost! Make sure we are no longer forced to write these stupid essays!
During a math exam, the teacher carefully observes the students and from time to time kicks out of the class those who have cheat sheets.
The director looks into the classroom:
- How's the exam going? I think there are a lot of cheaters here!
Teacher:
- No, the lovers have already gone home. Only professionals remain here.
Teacher:
– Petrov, why do you look at your watch every minute?
Petrov:
“Because I’m terribly worried that a stupid call might interrupt this amazingly interesting lesson at a completely inopportune time.”
Teacher:
- Children, draw a square with a side of twelve centimeters!
Petrov:
- Marya Ivanovna, what kind of square is this - with one side?!
Teacher:
- You, Sidorov, interesting essay, but why isn't it finished?
Sidorov:
– Because my father was urgently called to work!
Teacher:
- And now I will prove to you the Pythagorean theorem.
Petya with back desk:
- Is it worth it, Ivan Ivanovich? We already believe you!
Teacher:
– Why is European time ahead of American time?
Petushkov holds out his hand:
– Because America was discovered later!
The teacher says to the student:
– Let your grandfather come to school tomorrow!
– Do you mean father?
- No, let your grandfather come. I want to show him what gross mistakes his son makes in your homework.
“You know, just thinking about him makes my heart race, my hands shake, my legs give way, I can’t even speak.”
- And what is his name?
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