Jokes about fortune telling by a gypsy. Comic "Gypsy fortune telling"
You can use ready-made texts (written on postcards, etc.)
1. Happiness will come to your home,
This year will be generous.
2. Fun, joy and smiles
Playing the violin will give you.
3. You need to get a dacha,
So as not to weave intrigues.
4. Get yourself a dog -
You will avoid intrigue and fighting.
5. Don’t spare your legs -
Hit the goal more often.
6. Do exercises in the morning -
You will not be exposed to colds and winds.
7. Don't go to karaoke
Watch your figure:
You're on the verge of risk -
Don't ruin your registration.
8. I'll tell you a secret:
Charging will increase strength,
Not the Internet.
9. You will study “excellently”
If you behave yourself.
10. A surprise awaits you:
Going on a cruise this summer.
11. A package is waiting for you -
There will be some mushrooms in it.
12. Don’t go to the forest tomorrow -
The snow had completely disappeared there.
13. Tomorrow you go to the river -
You will meet the prince along the way.
14. You’re looking in the wrong place, friend:
It's dangerous there - don't go.
15. Let the tree stand until March -
Protects the house from the wolf.
16. You memorize carols -
They are better than doctors.
17. Do a round dance more often -
Pies all year round will be sweeter.
18. They will bring you gifts,
But they require rewards.
19. Don’t forget to congratulate everyone -
Then you won't miss out on success.
20. Don’t spend the night on the Internet –
You won't meet an earthly prince there.
21. Eat more carrots -
You will be healthy and agile!
22. “Don’t sit on the stove” -
The tears will be hot.
23. Develop your mind in your studies -
You will be a moneybag in life.
24. A traveler knocks on the house -
Give silver.
25. If there is someone in mind,
Smile and he will notice.
26. Two roads ahead -
Don't go along the curve:
There will be no happiness there -
Just cold, bad weather.
27. If you meet a young man -
Give him some cold meat
If his mother -
Give her some porridge!
28. There are many stars in the sky,
But go your own way:
Don't strive to where heaven is -
You will be overwhelmed with grief.
29. Have a good heart -
Don’t you dare whitewash your enemies.
30. You will achieve a lot,
If you hum.
31. Don’t throw your boots to the wind:
The groom-to-be won't notice him.
Stand by the road yourself and shout:
- My feet are frozen!
The betrothed will come and take you to the registry office.
32. In the year of the Goat, don’t be a goat -
The house will be a full cup.
33. When the sheep gives a fur coat,
The wolf will not become kinder
The goat will not become anyone.
34. When the Year of the Sheep comes,
A handsome fellow will come.
If you are shy,
You will love him forever.
He will take your hand,
And he will lead you through life.
You will be in happiness
It’s been like that for a hundred and twenty-five years.
35. Buy mittens,
Sprinkle with holy water,
Put grains of wheat in them -
Believe: soon your son will be born.
36. Look out the window at midnight:
If the sky is filled with stars - there are three guys
They dream about you in their dreams.
The sky is in the fog, in the clouds -
One, but the best and in verse
Will send you a message -
IN eternal love confession.
37. When you meet a car,
Look what color the tires are.
When they're darker than night
Take a shorter route home.
When they are already in the snow,
Wait for the offer -
Just not a word about me.
38. Tell fortunes in the snow:
If it sticks to your mittens, throw it away.
Why do you need Velcro?
You're a beautiful thing.
39. Draw a circle at midnight -
A beloved friend will appear in a dream.
If you don't leave your place -
You will be his bride forever.
40. Take these three flowers:
You will have a son and a daughter.
41. Coffee grounds predict paradise for you.
42. If family is dear to you,
Hang goat horns above the entrance.
43. In order not to confuse a mug with a hoof,
You just need to shave in the morning.
44. So that your legs support you on their own,
Don't go with the goat to Uncle Vanya.
45. So that the red maiden will marry you,
The stubborn asshole should disappear from you.
46. So that the little ones will follow you to the ends of the world,
Work hard, don't be an asshole yourself.
47. Milka loves, Milka waits,
When a dear friend brings her a ring.
48. A road awaits your family to the Black Sea,
Don’t let your wife do a lot of shopping:
Just five swimsuits -
It will float without you.
49. If you buy boots for your daughter,
For my wife - a hat, for my granddaughters - handkerchiefs,
You'll be happy all year long
Full of strength and without hassle.
50. Health - sea, energy - watts,
You will be strong and rich all year.
51. There is a chest on the mountain,
The sound flows from it:
A simple sage sits there
With a white long beard:
"If you find the chest,
You will find happiness immediately.
You will be healthy, rich,
There will be peace and harmony in the family.”
52. Your dream will definitely come true:
Don't be a sheep - and your friends won't let you stumble.
53. The Year of the Goat is not easy,
But hide your horns -
To butt heads means to be left without your loved one.
54. Don’t look at life with fear,
After all, fairy tales happen in life.
55. Do not exchange a goat for a donkey:
Life will not be better than it was.
56. Buy a folk sundress -
The whole deception will be revealed.
57. Call the one who is waiting
All negativity will go away.
58. Came to " Russian radio" Hello,
The foreigner will write you an answer.
59. Sakhalin is a dream for Nin:
Your groom is there, and not alone.
60. Go to Kamchatka -
On volcanoes you will get recharged:
You will be strong and beautiful
For his woman - the most beloved.
61. Our dear Sochi is waiting for you,
From there the path to love is shorter.
62. Give me an orange -
You'll never be alone.
63. Do you want a son or daughter,
Put a bold dot on alcohol.
64. Don’t expect a mink coat as a gift,
Otherwise you will eat bread crusts.
65. A cruise awaits you,
Photo session and prize.
66. You will be all in chocolate -
You don't need to eat a lot of chocolate.
67. Eat more cabbage, my friend -
Your pocket won't be empty.
68. Blue color wear it more often -
The love will be real.
69. Eat cabbage all year round –
People will love you.
70. Don’t let the goat near the cabbage –
Life will be bright and skillful.
71. If you are a single guy,
Don't smoke, just sing songs.
72. Take care of your braid,
Don't answer stupid questions.
73. You will be smarter and more beautiful,
If you love oatmeal.
74. Eat cabbage and carrots -
You will be strong and agile.
75. Give a gift to a friend –
You will become his wife.
76. A hornless goat prophesies for you the road to hot countries:
Don't believe this - run away.
If he kneels down, he will be lucky on a reindeer team.
If he gives you flowers, you will be on first-name terms with his mother.
If he gives you a ring, your heart will beat.
77. Like cheese, you will roll around in oil -
Don't forget that it's only for swimming.
78. You will be sweet as pie
And beautiful, like an ancient god.
Just don't forget one thing:
Don't be a goat in your family.
79. You are endlessly lucky in life,
A dear friend is waiting for you around the corner.
80. Don’t count your years –
You will remain young forever.
81. Beauty saves the world –
If only your idol doesn't become a goat.
82. A rich people will come to you,
Will give you a beard made of cotton wool.
83. A decent crowd has gathered here,
But be careful: the goat is cute.
84. Cabbages will bring you a bag -
Don't be shocked by this:
It is necessary to chop the greens,
IN glass jar It’s better to keep it anyway.
85. Today the mirrors will say,
That you are cuter than you were.
And tomorrow? There would be no sadness -
We removed all the mirrors from our eyes.
86. What eyes! How he sings!
Beautiful nose, beautiful mouth,
But beware - this is how it will lead,
Only the devil can understand him.
87. Handsome in heart and soul,
By spring, believe me, he will be with you.
88. Don’t go to the left, my friend,
You won't find happiness ahead.
89. You will buy a car by spring,
Smile - don’t make a face at us.
90. Wait for a car as a gift
And a bag of shoe polish.
91. You will definitely win at the Olympics,
Just prepare diligently.
92. A business trip awaits you,
A barrel of honey and a sweatshirt.
93. Guests are waiting for you, my friend.
Grind their bones.
94. Don’t get into debt,
Eat less pies.
95. A journey awaits you and a plane ticket,
Sea, palm trees and romance, if this is not a hoax.
96. A friend will come to ask for forgiveness -
Put all the treats on the table!
97. Your health will be fine,
A very cute gift is waiting for you!
98. If you are not lazy,
You can achieve success.
99. You will shine with your beauty,
Just please, don’t be timid.
100. New Year you'll have a great meeting,
You will provide your family with bread.
101. You will relax at sea,
You will forget everything about your problems.
102. You will conquer Moscow with your mind,
You will receive the prize in the Kremlin itself.
103. Your road will be smooth,
Everything will be fine in your studies.
104. Worldwide glory awaits you -
Just be gentler in your disposition.
105. You are already rich in soul,
Don't rush to run somewhere:
You will get everything, everything will come -
Happiness is nearby, it is waiting.
106. You will receive a bag of dollars,
Don't put it in the bank:
There will be shock there.
Bring it to me -
I'll save everything
I’ll return only the photo “Nude” later
107. You will be rich beyond measure:
You will immediately meet a couple of Rais.
Marry to live in paradise
I’ll sing a song about my mother-in-law.
Loss loved one- Always tragic event. It takes time to get over it, to come to terms with the loss. So the death of my great-grandfather Nikolai Ivanovich was akin to thunder from a clear sky for my relatives.
Great-grandfather, a simple rural worker, was wonderful person. True, he had one oddity: he did not like gypsies. It was rumored that as a child he was almost stolen by a camp passing through our farm.
In the first years of perestroika, many gypsies appeared in our area again: some begged for alms, some traded whatever they could. When my great-grandfather was driving away another merchant from the yard, she suddenly said:
- Don't make noise, grandfather, I won't do anything bad to you. But know that if you drown, you won’t drown, and if you burn, you won’t burn out.
And she walked away. Everything might have been forgotten, but that same summer, my great-grandfather, going fishing, almost drowned. Since then, he firmly believed that he would have to burn! Therefore, even when old age had completely overcome him and he was tormented by illness, the great-grandfather, when asked by his fellow villagers, “How are you, Ivanovich?” answered cheerfully:
- We'll live a while longer! It hasn't burned yet!
And then on June 30, 2001, my great-grandfather passed away. Relatives came to our small farm to see off last way native person.
According to the old Orthodox custom, a grandmother-reader was invited to perform the funeral service for the deceased. She settled down at the coffin of the deceased, lit a lamp, opened the psalter and began to read. After spending four hours in prayer, she took a break and, leaving the lit lamp in the house, went outside.
Back then I was a little “why” and constantly poked my nose into adult affairs, asking everyone about everything in the world. It was I, as my parents said, who asked my great-grandmother the question:
- Why is there smoke coming out of the window?
It turned out that the room in which the dead man lay was already on fire. After a moment of stupor, they rushed to put out the fire - filling buckets with water, pulling irrigation hoses from the garden. But the flames had already rushed out of the windows and spread to the roof. It is unknown how it would have ended if at that moment the saving wail of a siren had not been heard.
It was the neighbors who called the firefighters. Help arrived in time.
The fire chief asked:
— Are there people in the house?
Great-grandmother shouting “Kolenka, my dear!” rushed to the door. The fireman pulled her aside, pulled open the door and stepped into the fire. The flames mercilessly licked the walls, the nylon tulle on the windows melted, hissed and flowed in black drops onto the floor.
After taking a few steps, the fireman froze, shocked by what he saw.
In the middle of the room stood a coffin with a dead man. Flames were raging all around, smoke was billowing from the ceiling. But the coffin was as if covered with an invisible cover. Neither fire, nor smoke, nor soot - nothing touched him.
When the firefighters, having knocked down the fire, carried out the deceased, all the relatives stood in stupor for the first time. Then someone said quietly:
“What they say is true: you can’t have two deaths.”
Relatives later told me that they all heard a sound similar to a sigh. It was accepted as a sign of the repose of the great-grandfather’s soul: they say that what was promised had happened.
If you're attending a costume event and the theme allows you to dress up as a gypsy, consider yourself lucky. The image of a gypsy is very advantageous, because it allows you to sing, dance, and tell fortunes by hand. This bright image It’s quite easy to implement and it will undoubtedly be remembered by all the guests; you will shine in it.
Appearance
To recreate the appearance of a gypsy, it is enough to find a couple of bright scarves, skirts, massive earrings and jewelry, a fan, and a deck of cards. You can also use a black wig with long thick hair, it would be appropriate to add to the hairstyle bright flower. Makeup in this look should be catchy - scarlet lipstick, black arrows on the eyes, bright shadows.
An important attribute of a gypsy is a large number of colorful skirts of different lengths, one on top of the other, and the hem of each skirt should be visible. For skirts, you can wear a jacket with lush frills and bare shoulders. Additionally, you can hold cards, a fan or a guitar in your hands if you are proficient in this instrument.
Performance
If, according to the program, you have to perform, then there are many options for your image - “gypsy girl with an exit,” singing a song or fortune telling.
If you have settled on dance, then on the Internet you will find a lot of useful material on its performance. “Gypsy with an exit” consists of two contrasting parts - slow and fast, which accelerates as the dance progresses.
To perform a song you can choose from huge amount options, for example, in the film “ Cruel romance"presents several famous gypsy songs. The songs of the robbers from the cartoon " The Bremen Town Musicians" You can surprise everyone if you perform not the original song, but a remake of it with words suitable for the event. If desired text is not available on the Internet, then you can order the lyrics for a rework of the song on this site.
Funny fortune telling
The image of a gypsy at an anniversary or corporate party allows you to communicate with almost everyone present under the pretext of fortune telling. Your congratulatory speech can also be framed in the form of predictions.
There are several options - you can “tell fortunes” by hand, on cards, or simply invite those present to try their luck by pulling the prediction out of the bag.
The main thing is to prepare in advance funny wishes, which will amuse, but in no case will offend those present. Predictions can be either in prose or in poetry; the same Internet will come to the rescue. Options New Year's predictions in the verses you can see below.
If you haven’t found suitable poems on the Internet or among the options presented below, and want to make unique poetic predictions, then it would be logical to order poems.
Predictions or wishes can be written on small strips of paper, rolled up and placed in a bag from which guests will take them out. The second option is a deck of cards, on the front side of which you will paste wishes, and those present, again, will draw them out.
Options for New Year's predictions in verse
Good luck awaits you in the New Year
A lot of money, and in addition -
Growth on the career ladder,
And in everything your number is number one!
A long journey awaits you
To the country where there is a lot of sun,
Sea, stones and sand,
And my favorite voice!
Drive and a sea of sports await you,
And good job
Believe it if you want, or not,
You will find the answer to everything!
In the coming magical year
Love and happiness awaits you,
Addition in everything
And a big cozy house!
Big changes are coming
In the year ahead,
Excellent mood
Beat the blues!
Forget about the word "rest"
Hard work awaits you!
But also in terms of income
You'll be super-duper cool!
You're sixteen
Do you remember your childhood dream?
And having finally fulfilled
You'll be super great!
Great new things await
In the year ahead,
Change of scenery
And a palace on the shore!
Salary increase
Santa Claus hid it in a bag,
And Snegurochka is a devil
She will dance deftly for you!
On New Year's Day you will change your horse
Your iron
And you will have time to walk on it
A lot of interesting!
Vacation awaits you by the sea
And a pleasant surprise soon!
And with shock work
You will deserve gratitude!
Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
An uneven step, a dull look...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from a shoe lace!So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!If you want to be happy,
So here's some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.Look ahead more cheerfully
There's wealth waiting for you there.Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.See you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.Will appear suddenly
You have a new friend.Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.By next Saturday
Expect success at work.You will always have
In the house tasty food.Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Don't relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the government house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
If on June 1 you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
If you come across a foreign body in bread, know that this is good luck!
Buy a book that you don't like at all - and you will find the answers to all your questions
During the first week after the NG meeting, a pleasant surprise awaits you
Beware of the bald ones
A trip to the Black Sea will help you change for the better
A sharp turn awaits in life
When leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear in yours too.
If your neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you
Try to run carefully at night in icy conditions,
And then it is quite possible that you will celebrate the New Year...Good luck awaits you in the coming year,
But he doesn’t know whether it will wait, keep this in mind...Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year
And then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky...If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter,
No harmful microbe will ever creep into you...Someone will be lucky again in the coming year
Maybe you or your neighbor should always be prepared...Changes await you in early January,
Prepare for them gradually - don’t waste time...Everything can only be good for such a sunshine
You are moving towards improvement life situation. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but the delay may be favorable
The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars may contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house foretells a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. The second half of the evening seems most favorable for light flirting with waiters.
4. Today the recommended dances are waltz, tango and disco. Avoid lambada - the stern look of a close friend can help you with this.
5. Ritual dancing on the table is contraindicated for your zodiac sign, otherwise an unpleasant meeting in a government house is possible.
6. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny... hey, dear, aren't you drinking too much champagne??
7. A dress strap carefully removed from a neighbor’s shoulder portends good luck; her husband's sideways glance promises physical ill health.
8. This lunar phase the stars advise you to stay dressed until midnight, despite all your desire to arrange a striptease for that “baby across the street.”
9. Abuse of shouts of “Happy New Year!” is fraught with throat diseases; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with just your lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
10. The stars are not located in the best possible way: The most susceptible to rhythmic twitching will be the knee, hand, elbow and hip joints.
11. Your patron planet Mercury foreshadows you unexpected turn events after your toast to love.
12. Uranus is in the left hemisphere today and advises you to pay attention to the dark-haired Lady. Perhaps this meeting will be fatal for you.
13. C today you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will present you with new unexpected love.
Celebrate holidays big company fun and interesting. But only if planned entertainment. Without it, the celebration will turn into banal eating and empty talk. If you take charge of organizing the holiday, you need to think through everything carefully and prepare in advance. Room decoration, menu, music - all these are important components of the party. Most importantly, don’t forget to prepare competitions, games and quizzes. Guests will be completely delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, a little touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.
crystal ball
Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and his loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include a visit from a famous witch into your evening scenario. You can act in her role yourself or involve one of the invitees. Have your speech planned out in advance and the show can begin.
A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, they work best in poetry. Write them down on small sheets of paper, then roll them into a tube. You can age the paper using regular strong tea leaves or, conversely, paint the tubes in bright colors. Place these mysterious packages in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one balloon to each guest's chair. They will not even suspect that behind their backs there are comic predictions, short and funny. In the middle of the evening the witch appears!
The fun begins
The witch is dressed according to her image, in her hands is a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, looks at everyone with a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in it! Want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will now appear behind your backs! Take from them what was sent to you by higher powers!”
All come true
Guests can start popping the balls and take out the packages. Now the real fun begins! short and funny will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:
- soon you will meet love, you will get married again;
- as soon as you put on a red hairpiece, you will receive a million in a day;
- You’ll fly up the career ladder and quickly catch your boss;
- you will never go bald, your hair is protected by a lucky star;
- soon in your house you will hear children's roar, laughter and stomping, and the potty, have fun soon, my friend;
- you will soon find a miraculous balm, you will be forever young, mischievous and lively;
- You wake up in the morning and there’s a foreign car outside your window. Didn’t you expect such a gift?
These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are ideal for colleagues. This number will be relevant at a corporate event for any holiday!
Gypsy motifs
The stereotype that all gypsies are fortune tellers is strong. So let’s not dispel it, but, on the contrary, let’s play up the funny situation. The gypsy Aza will come to you for the holiday straight from the camp that goes into the sky! He will stop by for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it’s very easy to make: you’ll need a colorful long skirt, a headscarf and more jewelry. Prepare humorous predictions in advance, short ones that will work best. Write them down on pieces of paper and put them in a beautiful box. The gypsy woman enters the room and explains that she found this chest by accident in her great-grandmother’s house. She opened it and saw a note there. She talked about how she should arrive at this house and distribute these sheets to those present.
Mysterious messages
The development of events may be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in poetry or prose. The gypsy herself can call guests and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!
- I see very clearly that you have a huge family. You will all live together, son will go serve in the army.
- A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
- A lot of money will fall on your head, and your friend will get rid of the disease.
- You will always have delicious food at home.
- There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
- Exactly at night your happiness will come.
- Very, very soon, I see you at sea!
Everyone will definitely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, young people and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!
All the best for children
If the house is planning children's party, be sure to prepare entertainment for the guys. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Hold several games and competitions, let the smart people show off their intelligence in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, give the guys a good rest and refreshment, and you can start completing the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present humorous predictions, short and funny, as a prize. This will be an unusual and interesting surprise for children! They will be happy to open the treasured notes and read the messages!
- very soon you will have new friends;
- V mall you just buy cool pants;
- when you hear a loud ringing, you will receive a new phone;
- you will get five A's, even though you study very poorly;
- they will ring, you open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
- soon everything will be great, you will have a red dachshund;
- your neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live a hundred years;
- in the coming month of October, luck will come to you;
Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.
School years
Not everyone likes going to school, but when they grow up, they remember these years and dream of going back to the past! Try to organize parties, discos, competitions and games for the kids on every holiday. This way the class will become more friendly and united. At any event, you can present children with an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with hidden meaning.
- Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will only study for A's and attend all sections.
- This year you will find yourself, you will begin to write books and poems.
- Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
- They will send you to a running competition; you must prove yourself there.
- You need to start dancing and pump up your back muscles, your parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
- Sing like a nightingale, don’t be too shy on stage!
The children will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good things, then they will definitely come true!
