Jokes about office workers. How to make fun of someone you know
That's why most We will all spend the day at work, unless it is Saturday or Sunday.
Therefore, the most popular jokes afterwards will be for work colleagues, and those who are bolder can play pranks on the boss, director and other managers.
What April 1st pranks can you come up with for office employees to have fun on this day?
The main thing is not to harm anyone or damage someone else’s property!
List of fun and harmless pranks on colleagues
The most popular pranks for employees at work are various jokes with the computer on April 1st.
Because most office dwellers know the computer only at the user level.
Not working icons on the screen
While the owner of the computer is away, make a PrintSrceen of the screen on his computer, save it on the computer and make it a background image for the desktop. Select all the icons on your desktop and drag them off the screen with your mouse. For greater effect, you can remove the “Taskbar” along with the icons. When the unfortunate user sits down to his workplace and starts clicking on the usual monitor icons, then nothing will happen. Only “arranging icons by...” and changing the background will help.
You can go further and first create folders and documents on your desktop with provocative names like “My selection of erotic lingerie”, “Vacation with Volodya”, “Vacation with Mikhail”, “How to bait your boss.doc”, etc. Seeing the desktop, a colleague will first think where these folders came from, and then try to delete them. What a surprise it will be when she or he discovers that the folders are unclickable. It is also very interesting to observe the mental anguish of the victim, because, on the one hand, you need to seek help, and on the other, colleagues are unlikely to believe that “this is not mine, it somehow appeared on its own.”
Live "mouse"
Pull a chair under the table and use a strong rope to tie the tail computer mouse tight to the chair. When the victim begins to move the chair away, the mouse will crawl away from it. For the first 20 minutes, the colleague will not understand the current situation.
Naughty computer mouse
This prank can be done in an office where computers are facing each other (this arrangement is quite common). All you have to do is switch the mouse from one computer to another and vice versa before your colleagues arrive. Then you can enjoy the effect when your workmates simultaneously turn on their computers and get to work. The expressions on their faces can greatly amuse you.
You can also swap the functions of the buttons (left-handed mode).
Keyboard prank
Take out some letter keys on your colleague's keyboard and swap them around. Two or three are enough. It is not difficult to remove the keys from their usual places; you just need to pick them up with a ruler or the tips of stationery scissors. When a comrade sees that what is coming out from under his hand is not a coherent text, but abracadabra, a complex expression will appear on his face. Perhaps he will start turning the keyboard this way and that, shaking it and even looking under it for some reason.
Prank with a paper clip
Take an ordinary paper clip and bend it so that it simulates that the paper clip is holding the sheets together, and only half of it is visible. Break off one part, put it in the corner of the scanner and make several dozen “copies” of the paperclip. Place these sheets of paper back into the copier tray. Your colleague, having made a copy, will find a paper clip imprint on the documents and decide that he forgot to remove it from the document. Seeing that there is nothing on the papers, he will make another copy. Then he will examine the scanner itself, finding nothing, and try to print again. It’s a lot of fun to watch the process from the outside and even film it on your phone.
But there are other funny April Fools' jokes for the office.
Whose 5000 rubles is this?
You can go into your colleagues’ office and, looking under the table in amazement, ask an innocent question: “Oh, someone dropped 5 thousand. Whose is this? Rest assured, everyone will rush under the table! And all you have to do is laugh and congratulate everyone on April 1st.
Raffle "Toilet"
This is a drawing for April 1st in an institution where there are a lot of visitors. Attach a sign (leaflet) with the inscription “Toilet” to the door of one of the offices. Imagine: the door constantly opens rapidly and another visitor bursts in, looking at everyone in surprise and muttering something unintelligible like: “Oh, sorry!”, “This is not a toilet!”, “Where is the toilet?” This way you will prank both your colleagues and visitors to your office.
Glasses of water
Place 15-20 in a row on the victim's desktop plastic cups, staple them in one line. Fill to the brim with water. Having taken one glass, your colleague will inevitably spill the liquid from the neighboring ones, quietly curse and put it back in its place. And then two options are possible: either he will manually pull out the paper clips from all the cups, or he will call other employees for help so that he can go to the nearest toilet, chained together.
Box without bottom
Long known april fools prank at work for those who are especially curious, which is still in effect.
On a tall cabinet, place a small box with an opening top but no bottom. On the outside of the box, stick a bright inscription that is visible from afar - for example, CONDOMS, DO NOT TOUCH WITH YOUR HANDS, etc. Fill the box with confetti. The “victim,” seeing a box with a defiant inscription, removes it from the cabinet to look inside. But the box has no bottom. Firework!!! Return to the room with a broom and dustpan for those especially curious.
Another “fun” box
Take a large box that would be difficult to get through the door with. Make a slit on top, and make an inscription on one side. For example, “Help raise money for gender reassignment surgery.” Or “Not enough for Lexus. Help whoever you can." Come up with ideas, don’t skimp on your imagination! Then take the box with the inscription facing you. You get stuck at the door. And ask the colleague heading to your door to hold the damned box, otherwise your boss will urgently call you to his place. Help your friend squeeze through the door and run away. The inscription on the box is visible to everyone! Everyone is laughing or giggling and whispering, but the poor guy can’t understand what’s going on.
Prank for a secretary or office manager
The person being pranked receives a call from the next office and is told in a serious, stern voice that this is telephone exchange Cleans wires with special steam. We urgently need to wrap all telephone handsets in the office with polyethylene (or simply place them on the floor). If the “victim” believes it, wait until she has done this to all the office telephones.
Popular draws for April 1 with photos
1. Latest technologies.
2. All employees are afraid of this - the lack of paper in the toilet. Make their worst fears come true.
3. Start your colleague’s morning by reading the newspaper.
4. Prank with balloons.
5. Apply tape to the optical sensor of the mouse.
6. Change the M and F icons on the toilet doors.
7. Grow cat grass on a decommissioned or old keyboard and replace it with your laziest colleague.
8. Cover with a large piece cling film the most important items on the victim’s desktop are the phone, keyboard, mouse... Place the rest - monitor, organizer, calendars - on top. A similar option is to stick something to the table with double-sided tape.
9. For those who have at least a little knowledge of Photoshop, make a head in a jar.
10. Cover your boss’s car with colorful stickers.
A good prank should not offend, insult or humiliate colleagues. Also, it must not cause moral or material damage.
All consequences of jokes should be easily removable. And most importantly, the prank or joke should be such that the one you played could laugh with everyone when everything was revealed.
When work in the office begins to drive you crazy or becomes really boring, employees begin to figure out how to entertain themselves! What doesn’t come to mind for office workers? Let's see!)
Tenth place in the ranking is occupied by jokes that fall into the wrong place. Thus, one of the survey participants told how his colleagues once forced him to go to a nearby pharmacy to buy medicine for his manager. “At the same time, they gave me information that everything had been paid for and I just needed to pick up the package. You can imagine what I did at the pharmacy when they refused me. It’s good that the security didn’t take me away... My colleagues were spying on me and filming me on my phone. Shame!” – the office worker still recalls with indignation the trick of his colleagues. Another respondent once made fun of a colleague by sending a fax addressed to him on the letterhead of another organization. "The fax contained an application and a phone number for feedback. Of course, it was the telephone number of the luggage compartment of the Belorussky railway station, where the beast aunt sits,” a Moscow resident rejoices at the successful joke.
In ninth place is the "obscene keyboard" joke. “Instead of a comma, my colleagues wrote the word “bl*” on the keyboard,” one of the survey participants recalled with a smile an incident from his work experience.
Although I would advise anyone who has nothing to do in free time in the office, visit the site where you can, which will certainly entertain you! And this is completely free entertainment!
Eighth place goes to a joke with the code name “Everyone is Walking!” One of the respondents told the researchers how their office once sent out a letter to all employees notifying them of a day off. Of course, it was a "false alarm". “No one fell for it, except the director and the chief accountant. But what a day it was!” – the survey participant says nostalgically.
Numerous office flash mobs occupy the seventh place in the hit parade of jokes. Many respondents had something to remember on this topic: “We hung up a printout with a portrait of our superiors and did a “ku!” with a squat”; “I asked for no more shaving foam for my birthday this year. However, everyone (even those with whom we don’t communicate) gave me foam.”
Spicy jokes of clerks are in sixth place in the ranking. One of the respondents told the study authors how he once put women's panties in the CEO's closet. Unfortunately, nothing is reported about the boss's reaction; however, it is not difficult to imagine. Another survey participant recalled how he made fun of a colleague: “I put an indecent photo on the background of the monitor and turned it off! When it turned on, there were a lot of people nearby, and my friend found himself in a funny situation. Everyone laughed and cheered themselves up.”
In the fifth position of the top are jokes with office equipment; mouse and keyboard workers invent the most cunning ways how to annoy your colleagues. One, for example, changed the settings to computer mouse“for left-handers”, despite the fact that the colleague is right-handed. Another grew weed in a friend's keyboard while he was on vacation. “The boss put a chess board on the screensaver of his work computer and all the shortcuts were lined up in the order of a chess game... “checkmate”!” – recalls another respondent.
An employee of one of the Russian companies, who wrote herself a bonus of half a million rubles, takes fourth place. The woman told the authors of the survey that she works in a certain educational institution and by nature of his service is engaged in the preparation of orders. “On April 1, I prepared an order for the accounting department stating that I would be given a bonus in the amount of 500 thousand rubles. The manager signed it, since he was at the same time with me,” says a survey participant. “The fact is that our Chief Accountant- the woman is very strict, she won’t give a single extra penny to anyone, but here it’s as much as 500,000. Now imagine her eyes when she saw the order... At that moment I thought that she would have a hypertensive crisis. She didn’t understand the joke and cursed for a long time, but all the other employees appreciated the joke. By the way, I was never given the award..."
Three of the most successful office jokes opened by "terrorist clerks". "Repaying a debt to a colleague through translation Money via the Internet, indicated “terrorist financing” in the purpose of payment. The bank blocked accounts, people were wearing masks... Fortunately, there was no work and neither was the director,” one of the survey participants told HeadHunter employees.
An inventive joke on a young waitress in second place in the rating. A former bowling alley employee told how, together with his colleagues, he carried out the “baptism of fire” of a new employee: “In a short break between customer orders, my colleagues and I called the new girl to the bar and offered to show her a trick. Intrigued, she agreed, and we began the operation. They said, that the bartender will now perform his signature trick and stick both feet into the juice carafes, but she must close her eyes so as not to find out the secret of the trick. After she covered her eyes with her hands, the bartender said: “I’m not sure you closed it well.” eyes, you will peep" - and asked me to cover her eyes with my palms. After the “deprivation of vision,” the bartender pretended to make sounds of intense tension and effort, but after 20 seconds he said that he couldn’t do it, citing a long lack of training. The girl , a little disappointed, with the words “well,” she began her duties. Only she didn’t know that the hands with which I covered her eyes were smeared with billiard cue chalk, and she walked like that until the end of the working day.”
"Our CEO rarely reads the documents he signs, one of the respondents shared with the survey authors on anonymous terms. – Once we printed a “Statement” on official letterhead, the essence of which is as follows: “I, so-and-so, never read the documents that I sign...” He signed, as usual, without looking, then we framed it on They hung it on the stand at the entrance... It was fun, he especially liked it.”
And now a little office jokes in pictures:
April 1 is approaching - April Fool's Day. On this wonderful day, jokes are not only possible, but also necessary. You will have an excellent reason to defuse the situation at work, laugh with your colleagues over a particularly successful prank or joke. More and more working Russians are playing pranks on colleagues in the office...
Classic practical jokes who are located in the office:
1. Prank with a mouse
In the evening, before the next working day on April 1, stay in the office and carefully cover all optical mice tightly with tape or paper. The next morning, enjoy the expected effect when colleagues, turning on their computers, are faced with the problem of losing control.
2. Keyboard joke
Use a screwdriver to rearrange the keys on your computer keyboard. You can make a keyboard with an alphabetical layout.
3. Wires
Change the telephone wires for two warring employees, leaving the devices intact. They will receive calls that are intended for each other.
4. Dressing up
This trick is a great scam for the boss. Agree with your colleagues to take as many clothes as possible to the office. Change your outfits as a whole and make visits to your boss. He will have the thought “is he going crazy?”
5. Changes in the interior
Another draw that is suitable for a boss or another employee who has his own office. You need to prepare for this draw in advance. Replace as many items in the office as possible with their cardboard copies, you will get a new creative interior.
6. Death screen
Find a screenshot of the blue screen of death and set it as your wallpaper. Another variation of the joke is to take a screenshot of your desktop, set it as wallpaper, hide the panels and put the shortcuts in a separate folder. Restarting the computer will not help, the victim of the prank will start randomly pressing the start button and shortcuts...
7. Clip
This is an old classic joke. You just need to put a paper clip on a piece of paper, make several copies and return the paper to its place. Everyone will try to remove this paper clip from the sheet of paper.
8. Can you hear that?!
For this prank you will need a voice recorder with an external speaker. Record a repeating sound (such as your heartbeat), play it low, and hide it in a closet or desk drawer. If a colleague asks if you hear this sound, deny it. The main thing is to be unwavering and serious.
9. Cabin
Prepare boots and several pairs of underpants. Make and seat “workers” in cubicles and lock them from the inside.
10. "On the carpet"
A very popular April Fool's joke. Tell your colleague that his boss or chief accountant is calling him.
Instructions
Cover your colleague's workplace with paper or self-adhesive film. A workplace means a table, chair, computer and other office equipment.
Replace all the writing pens in your office with “reject” ones or dip the paste into varnish. It will be very funny when your colleagues all at once cannot use the writing above laziness.
Change your glasses. If you know what dioptre glasses your colleague uses, change him to glasses with the opposite effect. This "" will work if the employee above Wears glasses only for working with documents or using a computer. If a person wears them without taking them off, it is unlikely that he will be able to make a joke above him in a similar way.
Tape it up handset microphone with tape. Any attempt will become a “strength test” for your colleague, because repeating the same thing several times is very difficult and unpleasant.
note
Any joke should be a harmless joke. Otherwise, mockery of human rights may be recognized as a criminal offense.
Sources:
- Banter in the office - 28 great ideas on how to make fun of your colleagues
- how to make fun of an employee
On April 1, the whole world celebrates April Fool's Day. On this day people play pranks on each other, make fun of each other above your relatives and friends, but good ideas They are not always there for jokes.
Instructions
One of the most common is the joke via SMS. Write a funny message that will help you prank your friend. This could be a joke about some kind of winning, recognition, etc. Send a message from a number unknown to your friend, or better yet, through the mobile operator’s website. In this case, it will be more difficult to identify you.
If you have access to the computer of a friend you want to prank, do the following. Press the PrtScr key to take a screenshot. Save this image. Then remove all shortcuts from your computer desktop and set the resulting image as the background. Visually everything is the same, but physically the usual labels are no longer there.
A popular computer joke is to reverse the functions of the mouse buttons. To do this, select Start -> Control Panel -> Mouse and in the “Mouse Buttons” tab, check the box next to “Change button assignments”.
A regular toilet can be a great place for a prank. Discreetly pour into the toilet cistern a large number of detergent. Now you need to wait for the victim to above go to the toilet. After flushing the water, the space will gradually begin to fill, and your friend’s consciousness will fill with panic. A special effect is achieved if you celebrate a holiday in company.
Another famous joke. Ask the prank victim to buy a bottle of cognac. After a while, quietly replace it with the same bottle, but with tea inside. Pour it over all guests and drink. In this case, everyone except the victim should know that it is tea, but praise the quality and taste of cognac. The reaction of the person being acted out will be remembered above olgo.
In any case, be creative when pranking your friend. Take into account his characteristics and sense of humor. If your friend doesn't understand or like jokes, then perhaps you should give up on the prank altogether. And always be careful - jokes taken too seriously can backfire.
Sources:
- how to make fun of a friend on a computer
The most frivolous and funniest day of the year is April 1, April Fool's Day. On this holiday, you may well become a victim of a prank, but perhaps you yourself will make fun of someone to lighten the mood. Here are some prank ideas.
Instructions
Great prank for class or student audience- write a note on a piece of paper “there is a broom hanging on the ceiling” and send it to the desks. It will be funny to watch how everyone will raise their head up and look at the ceiling, including the teacher, because sooner or later he will become interested, everyone is looking at the ceiling. A friendly burst of laughter is guaranteed!
Play it out best friend! Give him a completely new bill (for example, with a face value of 100 rubles) and with a mysterious look add: “Just don’t put it in the ATM.” In the next half hour, and perhaps longer, your friend will diligently compare your 100 rubles with his own and look for signs of counterfeit. Just don't torture him for too long!
Make fun of your own child (or nephew) by assuring him in the morning that you are going to buy a goat and from that day on he will have to graze it every day in a nearby park, and then bring it home on a string, feed and milk it. To be more convincing, do phone call, in which you will discuss the conditions for delivering the goat to your apartment. That's how a pet is!
You can make fun of your beloved man. In the morning, secretly from him, sign your phone number in his mobile with the name of his best friend. When your husband gets ready for work, diligently preen yourself in front of the mirror, do your hair, hum to yourself. After your surprised husband leaves for work, write him an SMS: “I saw how he just came into your apartment handsome man with a huge bouquet of roses." Expect an angry husband to appear in 5 minutes wearing new erotic lingerie. Let him be a little late for work on April Fool's Day!
Make fun of a work colleague - buy in advance the same phone panel as his. On April 1, ask him to give you a phone number to call on an important matter. Move to the side with the phone, imitating a conversation. Discreetly replace your colleague's phone with a purchased panel. Start talking emotionally, you can even shout. At the end of the conversation, throw the panel onto the floor with all your might, and for greater effect, begin to trample it with your feet. Can you imagine your colleague's face?
Jokes almost always lift the mood, tone up, distract from routine and immerse a person in fun and joy. But you should remember that jokes should not be rude and cruel, otherwise everything may not turn out as rosy as we would like.
You can joke about almost anyone you know. Just don’t forget that a person may be in a far from rosy mood, which will make the situation even worse. Therefore, you should think about the adequacy of your pranks and their appropriateness.
How to make fun of someone you know
Imperceptibly stick a piece of paper on his back, but not with a rude wish in the spirit of “spit at me,” but with a good and pleasant one: “smile at me,” “hug me,” etc. Attacks of tenderness from others will greatly surprise your friend.
When talking to a person, answer any question with the same sound or word; it is best to choose a word that does not exactly fit your conversation, for example, the word “elephant”. Repeat this word until your interlocutor loses his temper. If you can’t think of any word, then you can repeat the same interjection, for example, “yeah.”
Another method is very similar to the previous one, only you need to repeat not the same phrase or sound, but the last word or a phrase from your interlocutor. At the same time, in all cases, you cannot react in any way to comments about your adequacy.
In the same way as in the cases described above, you can repeat the gestures and facial expressions of the person with whom you are talking. This is perfect if your interlocutor emotional person and gesticulates strongly when speaking.
Just don’t joke like that at a person whose sense of humor you’re not sure of. After all, in the end, instead of a great mood, you can end up with an acquaintance who is forever offended by you.
How to make fun of your household
If one of your household members likes to fry in the morning, this is a great way to make fun of them. In the evening or at night, when no one is looking, boil all the eggs that are in the refrigerator and put them in place. If there are several dozen eggs, then you should not transfer the entire rather expensive product - boil 5-10 eggs and hide the rest. And in the morning, watch as the object of your joke tries to make himself an omelette. Just don't laugh too early for the joke to really work.
Buy a fake cake for home and invite everyone to eat it together. And when your household tries to cut it, watch their reaction. Try not to get the honorable mission of cutting the cake, otherwise they will be watching you. Only then get a real cake, otherwise the joke may turn into a real offense.
How to make fun of your colleagues
It's quite boring to sit in the office all day and work. But sometimes it doesn’t hurt to defuse an overly serious atmosphere with a good joke. You can repeat some of the above jokes in the office. Or you can use “office” jokes.
Wait for the right moment when your colleague leaves the office or is simply distracted and switch your keyboard or mouse to his computer. When he sits down to work, start performing various actions using the mouse or keyboard. The joke will not last long, as he will soon notice the “set-up,” but a cheerful mood is guaranteed for both you and your colleague.
April Fool's Day is celebrated with a variety of pranks and jokes, which are still remembered whole year. That is why, when preparing, you need to use your imagination, try to think through a plan and arrange everything to the highest standard.
Instructions
Have fun at work. The team and management are ideal targets for April Fools' pranks. For example, print out the order and place it in a visible place (so that someone will notice it purely by chance). Or do the opposite - write a resignation letter at will the entire department and rank go to the chief’s office. The main thing is to hold back your laughter and keep a straight face.
Come to work half an hour early and work some magic on your colleagues’ computers. Put obscene things on your screensaver, change your mouse settings and swap the functions of its buttons. After you finish, run away from the office and return with everyone else so as not to be suspected of what you did.
Make fun of your neighbors. People living on the same landing are unlikely to expect a dirty trick from you, especially in the morning. Get up early, take a rope and tie all the doors together. Tie the rope tightly to the door handle and, without cutting it, pull it to the next one. After that, take a place at the peephole and watch the bewilderment due to the doors not opening.
Play a prank on your loved one. For girls, options for sending to work time SMS with the text “Where are you? Come on quickly before your husband returns!”, or jokes with a pregnancy test. Take it out of the package and use a red felt-tip pen to draw two clear stripes. You are guaranteed to surprise a man.
Guys can make fun of girls in the following way. Go to a cafe or restaurant and have a quiet dinner. As soon as your lady leaves the line of sight, call the waiter and pay the bill. In front of her, pretend that you forgot the money and, after a few minutes of hesitation, offer to run away before the bill arrives.
note
If you don't know the person very well, it's not entirely wise to play a prank on them. The reaction may be exactly the opposite of what was expected. Make sure that he is friendly towards you and has a sense of humor, and only then proceed with the implementation of plans.
April first - perfect occasion make fun of colleagues. There are many happy drawings, you can use several of them or come up with your own. Just remember that not everyone likes to be made fun of. Choose something that is not difficult for you to arrange.
Hi all! I suggest today not to study Zen in the field of IT, but simply relax. Moreover, I have a great way to cheer you up.
It's no secret that we all love good jokes, especially if these jokes are not aimed at us. Let's come up with some ways to make fun of your colleagues or friends. Of course, all the jokes will be related to computers, where would we be without them?
We will come up with jokes of various levels, both for beginners and advanced users. You should not joke at the expense of users who are just starting to master the computer; they simply will not understand most jokes, and they may get the impression that you are laughing at their illiteracy. By the way, not always even advanced users can identify the catch, which brings a lot of emotions. The perplexed user begins to restart the computer, plug in/plug in wires and do other “dances with tambourines.”
But before we start, we need to discuss important point. A joke can be considered an action that makes you smile and that does not incur a loss important information or equipment failure. Some iron jokes require certain skills and experience, so if you are not confident in your abilities, it is better to choose another way to joke.
Begin.
1. The mouse has gone crazy!
The very first thing that comes to mind is to cover the optical sensor on the back side mouse, or swap mouse buttons. To do this you need to go to Control Panel - Mouse and check the box " Change button assignments". Despite the simplicity of this method, it is not always possible to immediately guess what is going on, especially when you are not expecting a catch.
2. How long can you load something?!
Nothing pisses you off like a constant ““ cursor. As a joke, you can set this cursor as the default. This is all done there in the mouse settings. To select the cursor we need to go to the tab " Signposts" and double-click on the field " Basic mode". Then in the window that appears, select the pointer we need, for example, aero_working or aero_busy.
3. Share your mouse =)
Continuing the topic of the mouse... If your desks in the office are next to each other, you can discreetly connect a USB mouse to your friend’s computer and place it on your desk. At the moment when a colleague uses the mouse, quietly move the second mouse and watch as the colleague slowly begins to lose patience, swear at the mouse, knock on the table and do other strange things. The main thing is not to give yourself away with hysterical laughter! ?
4. Coup
Very simple but interesting way make a joke, which does not work on all computers and depends on the installed video card, drivers, and the position of the sun.) You need to run up to the computer, and while its owner does not see it, press the key combination Ctrl+Alt+"left/right/up arrows." If it works, then the screen will flip and the effect will exceed expectations?
5. The window is frozen
For the next joke we will need to open some window on the computer so that there are no icons or shortcuts under it and take a “screenshot” - for those who don’t know - press the key PrintScreen. Then at any graphic editor, you can even in standard Paint, paste this picture from the buffer (keyboard shortcut Ctrl+V). We save the resulting image and then set it as the desktop background. The beauty of the joke is that all the shortcuts on the desktop will work as usual, but the window we opened will not want to close. ?
6. Write correctly!
This joke is closely related to the AutoCorrect capabilities in Microsoft Office Word. To implement it, we just need to replace a few frequently used words with any others. For example, " that is = that is«,» if = if«, « since = therefore«, « I command = I command«, « currently = to this day", etc. Let's give free rein to our imagination! This can be done in the main menu in settings " Word Options" - "Spelling" - "AutoCorrect Options".
In the "AutoCorrect Options" menu, in the " replace"We need to type the word or expression that we want to replace and specify the new expression in the next input field. Then, press the button " Add". You can also enable the “Automatically correct spelling errors” checkbox.
After this, Word will replace all the words in the document with the ones we selected. Imagine an official document consisting of these phrases. I would like to see the eyes of the person who will read all this)).
Don't forget to make a list of all your autocorrects when it comes time to put your settings back into place when you need them.
7. Not this!
In this draw we need to set the following picture to the desktop background.
Yes, yes - it's a BSOD. But to complete the picture, don’t forget to cut out all the icons and documents from the desktop into some folder. You also need to disable the display of My Computer, My Documents, etc. icons in Desktop Settings. In the taskbar properties, check the “Automatically hide the taskbar” checkbox. That is, the desktop must be absolutely clean.
I don’t even know what I would feel if I saw my computer in this state...
What other jokes do you know?
Well, and finally, I suggest you watch interesting video - how programmers work.
