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A WORD IN YOUR JUSTIFICATION

So,
Sometimes I managed to believe the incredible six times before breakfast.
White Queen.
Lewis Carroll, "Alice Through the Looking Glass"

In this book I talked about the five years our family lived on greek island Corfu. At first, the book was conceived simply as a story about the animal world of the island, in which there would be a little sadness for bygone days. However, I immediately made a serious mistake by letting my relatives into the first pages. Having found themselves on paper, they began to strengthen their positions and invited all sorts of friends with them to all chapters. Only at the cost of incredible efforts and great resourcefulness did I manage to defend a few pages here and there that I could devote entirely to animals.
I tried to give here accurate portraits of my relatives, without embellishing anything, and they pass through the pages of the book as I saw them. But to explain the funniest thing in their behavior, I must immediately say that at the time when we lived in Corfu, everyone was still very young: Larry, the oldest, was twenty-three years old, Leslie was nineteen, Margot was eighteen, and I, the youngest was only ten years old. None of us ever had an accurate idea of ​​my mother’s age for the simple reason that she never remembered her birthdays. I can only say that my mother was old enough to have four children. At her insistence, I also explain that she was a widow, otherwise, as my mother astutely noted, people can think anything.
So that all the events, observations and joys during these five years of life could be squeezed into a work not exceeding in volume " Encyclopedia Britannica", I had to redraw everything, fold it, trim it, so that in the end almost nothing was left of the true duration of the events. I also had to discard many incidents and persons that I would have described here with great pleasure.
Of course, this book could not have been published without the support and help of some people. I am talking about this in order to share responsibility for it equally among everyone. So, I express my gratitude to:
Dr. Theodore Stephanides. With characteristic generosity, he allowed me to use materials from his unpublished work on the island of Corfu and provided me with many bad puns, of which I used some.
To my family. After all, they still gave me the bulk of the material and helped me a lot while the book was being written, desperately arguing about every case that I discussed with them, and occasionally agreeing with me.
To my wife - for the fact that while reading the manuscript she gave me pleasure with her loud laughter. As she later explained, my spelling made her laugh.
Sophie, my secretary, who undertook to place commas and mercilessly eradicate all illegal agreements.
I would like to express special gratitude to my mother, to whom this book is dedicated. Like an inspired, gentle and sensitive Noah, she skillfully steered her ship with her awkward offspring through the stormy sea of ​​​​life, always ready for rebellion, always surrounded by dangerous financial shoals, always without confidence that the crew would approve of her management, but in constant consciousness his full responsibility for any malfunction on the ship. It is simply incomprehensible how she endured this voyage, but she endured it and did not even lose her mind very much. As my brother Larry rightly said, we can be proud of the way we raised her; She does us all credit.

So, sometimes I managed to believe in the incredible six times before breakfast.

White Queen.

Lewis Carroll, "Alice Through the Looking Glass"

In this book I talked about the five years our family lived on the Greek island of Corfu. At first, the book was conceived simply as a story about the animal world of the island, in which there would be a little sadness for bygone days. However, I immediately made a serious mistake by letting my relatives into the first pages. Having found themselves on paper, they began to strengthen their positions and invited all sorts of friends with them to all chapters. Only at the cost of incredible efforts and great resourcefulness did I manage to defend several pages here and there that I could devote entirely to animals.

I tried to give here accurate portraits of my relatives, without embellishing anything, and they pass through the pages of the book as I saw them. But to explain the funniest part of their behavior, I must immediately say that at the time when we lived in Corfu, everyone was still very young: Larry, the oldest, was twenty-three years old, Leslie was nineteen, Margot was eighteen, and I, the youngest was only ten years old. None of us ever had an accurate idea of ​​my mother’s age for the simple reason that she never remembered her birthdays. I can only say that my mother was old enough to have four children. At her insistence, I also explain that she was a widow, otherwise, as my mother astutely noted, people can think anything.

In order for all the events, observations and joys of these five years of life to be squeezed into a work no larger in volume than the Encyclopedia Britannica, I had to rearrange, fold, and trim everything, so that in the end almost nothing remained of the true duration of events. I also had to discard many incidents and persons that I would have described here with great pleasure.

Of course, this book could not have been published without the support and help of some people. I am talking about this in order to share responsibility for it equally among everyone. So, I express my gratitude to:

Dr. Theodore Stephanides. With characteristic generosity, he allowed me to use materials from his unpublished work on the island of Corfu and provided me with many bad puns, of which I used some.

To my family. After all, they still gave me the bulk of the material and helped me a lot while the book was being written, desperately arguing about every case that I discussed with them, and occasionally agreeing with me.

To my wife, for making me happy with her loud laughter while reading the manuscript. As she later explained, my spelling made her laugh.

Sophie, my secretary, who undertook to place commas and mercilessly eradicate all illegal agreements.

I would like to express special gratitude to my mother, to whom this book is dedicated. Like the inspired, gentle and sensitive Noah, she skillfully steered her ship with her awkward offspring through the stormy sea of ​​\u200b\u200blife, always ready for rebellion, always surrounded by dangerous financial shoals, always without confidence that the crew would approve of her management, but in the constant consciousness of her full responsibility for any malfunction on the ship. It is simply incomprehensible how she endured this voyage, but she endured it and did not even lose her mind very much. As my brother Larry rightly said, we can be proud of the way we raised her; She does us all credit.

I think that my mother managed to reach that happy nirvana where nothing shocks or surprises anymore, and as proof I will at least cite this fact: recently, one Saturday, when my mother was alone in the house, they suddenly brought her several cages. There were two pelicans, a scarlet ibis, a vulture and eight monkeys. A less resilient person might have been confused by such a surprise, but mother was not at a loss. On Monday morning I found her in the garage, where she was being chased by an angry pelican, which she was trying to feed with sardines from tin can.

“It’s good that you came, honey,” she said, barely catching her breath. “This pelican was a bit difficult to handle.” I asked how she knew these were my animals. - Well, of course, yours, dear. Who else could send them to me?

As you can see, the mother understands at least one of her children very well.

And in conclusion, I want to especially emphasize that everything told here about the island and its inhabitants is the absolute truth. Our life in Corfu could well pass for one of the brightest and most fun comic operas. It seems to me that the whole atmosphere, all the charm of this place was correctly reflected by the sea map that we had then. It depicted the island in great detail and coastline adjacent continent, and below, on a small inset, there was an inscription:

We warn you: the buoys that mark the shoals are often out of place here, so sailors need to be careful when sailing off these shores.

A sharp wind blew out July like a candle, and the leaden August sky hung over the earth. The fine prickly rain lashed endlessly, swelling with gusts of wind into a dark gray wave. The bathhouses on the beaches of Bournemouth turned their blind wooden faces towards the green-gray foamy sea, which rushed furiously against the concrete bank of the shore. The seagulls, in confusion, flew into the depths of the shore and then, with pitiful moans, rushed around the city on their elastic wings. This weather is specifically designed to torment people.

That day our whole family looked rather unsightly, as the bad weather brought with it the usual set of colds, which we caught very easily. For me, stretched out on the floor with a collection of shells, it brought a severe runny nose, filling my entire skull like cement, so that I was breathing wheezing through my open mouth. My brother Leslie, perched by the lit fireplace, had both his ears inflamed, and blood was constantly oozing from them. Sister Margot has new pimples on her face, already dotted with red dots. Mom’s nose was running heavily and, in addition, she had an attack of rheumatism. Only my older brother Larry was not affected by the disease, but it was already enough how angry he was, looking at our ailments.

Of course, Larry started all this. The rest at that time were simply unable to think about anything other than their illnesses, but Providence itself destined Larry to rush through life like a small bright firework and ignite thoughts in the brains of other people, and then, curled up as a cute kitten , refuse any responsibility for the consequences. That day, Larry’s anger was growing with increasing force, and finally, looking around the room with an angry look, he decided to attack his mother as the obvious culprit of all the troubles.

– And why do we endure this damned climate? – he asked unexpectedly, turning to the rain-drenched window. - Look over there! And, for that matter, look at us... Margot is swollen like a plate of steamed porridge... Leslie is wandering around the room with fourteen fathoms of cotton stuffed in each ear... Jerry talks as if he was born with a cleft palate... And look at you ! Every day you look more and more terrible.

Mom glanced over the huge volume entitled “ Simple recipes from Rajputana” and was indignant.

- Nothing like this! - she said.

“Don’t argue,” Larry persisted. – You began to look like a real laundress... and your children resemble a series of illustrations from a medical encyclopedia.

To these words, my mother could not find a completely destructive answer and therefore limited herself to just one gaze before again hiding behind the book she was reading.

“The sun... We need the sun!” Larry continued. “Do you agree, Less?.. Less... Less!” Leslie pulled a large piece of cotton wool out of one ear. - What you said? - he asked.

The narrator is Jerry Durrell. The boy is ten years old. His family moves to the island. In addition to the boy, the family has four more children: Larry, Leslie, Margot. Family members want to improve their health in Corfu. There they meet the driver and become friends with him. He helps the Durrells find a home and solve their problems.

The mother of the family does housework. The eldest son writes books, middle son hunts. Margot is 18 years old and loves to walk. And Jerry is interested in animals and nature. The boy has a dog. Every morning they walk around the island and explore everything.

The boy finds a turtle and brings it home, it disappears, the body is found in a well and buried. Then the boy finds a pigeon, but soon it flies away from its owner.

Larry's friend is working with the boy. But Jerry is only interested in animals. The boy makes friends with the scientist.

Family members meet Margot's young man. Soon the young couple separates. The family moves to another house. Jerry explores the birds, insects and animals he sees in the garden. The boy puts scorpions in a box, and Larry accidentally opens it, scorpions crawl around the house, they scare everyone.

Jerry gets new teachers. One of them is dating Margot. A boy brings home an owl.

In summer the family often goes swimming. The boy meets dolphins and fireflies. The boy's birthday is coming soon. Everyone gives him the gifts that Jerry wanted. The mother of the family sees that Margot is passionate about the teacher youngest son, she fires him.

Leslie and Larry go hunting. At night a fire starts in the house, but the eldest son saves the whole family.

The family moves again. The boy continues to be interested in the world around him. He gets a new teacher who is interested in birds. Jerry brings the magpie chicks and makes a cage for them. The teacher shows wrestling techniques to a boy.

A mother gets a dog, which gives birth to a puppy. The boy meets the prisoner. The family leaves for England.

The book teaches that you need to believe in yourself and your hobbies, even if others don’t like them.

Picture or drawing Darrell - My family and other animals

Other retellings for the reader's diary

• Summary Bulychev Rebus Stone

  A mysterious black stone of unknown origin falls into the hands of Alisa Selezneva. To reveal his secret, the girl goes in search of adventure.

• Summary of Gorky The Birth of Man

  In 1892, during a terrible hunger strike, thousands of people were uprooted from their homes, and, in search of better life, went to the Caucasus. The writer also moved among these suffering and restless people.

• Summary of Chekhov Ivanov (play)

  The main character of the work is the district landowner Nikolai Alekseevich Ivanov, presented by the writer in the image of an educated thirty-five-year-old man

• Summary of Gorky Chelkash

  The story begins in the morning at the port, a description of what is happening around, people are busy with their own business, there is noise, work is in full swing. All this continues until lunch, as soon as the clock showed twelve everything calmed down.

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  A family man in Yalta meets married woman. Things get tight between them a holiday romance. However, having returned to their cities, both cannot forget each other and renew their secret relationship

Wonderful piece. One of Darrell's best. I, perhaps, cannot name another book that would so strongly awaken a love for nature, that would so easily and captivatingly introduce the reader to the amazing wonders of nature that are around us. Every butterfly or beetle, lizard or bird, which we pass by hundreds of times a day without noticing them at all, under Darrell’s pen suddenly becomes amazing, almost magical creatures. Surprisingly, this book is completely realistic and sometimes seems almost fantastic. The author conveyed so well his childhood sense of the wonders surrounding him.

I never tire of being amazed at the powers of observation of young Jerry, who remembered so well and later so successfully and accurately described the people around him. Loud and kind Spiro or Doctor Theodore appear before us as if alive. And what about the Darrell family itself? Gerald heartily walked through his relatives, not forgetting to laugh at himself. There are many comical moments in the book, and in terms of richness of humor it is not inferior, for example, to my beloved Jerome. For some reason I remember most the scene with my mother's bathing suit.:wink:

And how much trouble Jerry himself caused those around him! Yes, his relatives suffered a lot with him.

Perhaps this book should be given to every child to read so that he looks at the world with slightly different eyes. I hope after this he won't carry around scorpions in a matchbox:wink:

Rating: 10

After the first reading, Corfu became the island of my dreams. This was in second grade...

A unique book. You can grow up, change your outlook on life, become despondent or, on the contrary, rejoice. And in any mood and age, re-read it, looking for something close right now. And don't be disappointed. No one else is capable of looking at the world like that! Noting the smallest details, experiencing and admiring. Huge heart. Solar warmth. And subtle irony, which does not turn into banter, sarcasm, or vulgarity. The living characters of people and no less lively characters of everything crawling/flying/running, even insects, are amazingly combined.

About the latter, by the way. When I read it, I was delighted with earwigs. Cute, cute... How I squealed when I found them in my garden: lol:

The main thing is that I can’t kill, I can’t fight with brutal methods... I was brought up by books. Like this. Magic power art:smile:

Rating: 10

I join all the rave reviews of this magnificent book. Do you remember: “uncork a bottle of champagne, or re-read The Marriage of Figaro.” So, in my difficult hours, I re-read “My Family and Other Animals.” Always helps: both from depression and from bad mood, and from bad weather, and (it seems to me) even from high blood pressure and colds! Corfu is a brilliant world! The family is a company of the sweetest and extremely original people (mother, Larry, Margo..., and little Darrell himself). Animals are not animals at all (in the general understanding of this definition), but amazing, funny and mysterious creatures. To those who have not yet read this book: I beg you, read it! What if you like it as much as I do!

Rating: 10

One of those books that you return to again and again. I met Darrell almost by accident: friends of my parents gave me one collection. I remember all the details - how old I was, what holiday I was given the book for... Because from that day the “Darrell Era” began for me. First I found and read all his books in school library, and when everything was read there, I went and signed up for the city library.

“My Family and Other Animals”, in my opinion, is one of the most comfortable and good books author. Read in childhood, it turns out that it influences your whole life. The way you relate to those around you (both people and animals), where you would like to visit, what can dispel sad thoughts (reading My Family, of course) - a lot, if you start to understand, comes from childhood, namely from this book.

And here’s another thing about the influence: when I received my first international passport, the first thing I did was go to Corfu... That’s it, I’ll go re-read the book and leaf through the photographs)))

Rating: 10

One of best works author. Relatives (and not only) with all the ponderous adult conviction in the indisputable correctness of their own view of things compete with animals and themselves. full of sun and discoveries by the world for Jerry's attention, and this struggle often turns the surrounding reality into real theater absurd. The author, with his characteristic expressiveness, thoroughness and sense of humor, describes the events of his childhood, almost turning the reader into a participant in these events.

A very kind and warm book.

Rating: 10

A wonderful book, literally seething with good irony and love of life. One of those that you don't read - you live in them. The characters stand before your eyes: birds, animals, numerous members and friends of the eccentric but friendly Durrell family. It’s impossible to understand what’s true, what’s made up, the author produces painfully vivid and memorable images. You re-read it, and every time it’s as if you’re meeting good old friends.

Rating: 10

First of all, it is worth noting the incredible beauty and warmth of this book. The author describes the beauty of Corfu in such a way that my dream has always been this Greek island, where the sun pours from the sky, the surf roars and we go along the road over the sea... Where? Maybe look for animals, or maybe just swim or snorkel while exploring undersea world- it doesn't matter. It is important that after reading this book you can’t help but admire the world around you, you can’t help but learn to understand the people close to you - in dreams of someone else’s, we so often miss our own...

Rating: 10

Best Episode- about Corfu, definitely the best! And one of the most wonderful descriptions of childhood is from Darrell! I think everyone who has read the series would like to visit Corfu in pre-war times and enjoy the serenity.

Rating: 10

A beautifully written book.

For me, the first place in this book is not the zoological research of young Jerry, but his family, the people around them and their pets. With humor and his characteristic irony, he describes the crazy events that happen to them. Subtly and vividly reveals their characters and hobbies, that it seems just a little more and they will leave the pages of the book and live their own lives. When reading a book, you get the impression that you are watching (that is, watching, not reading) a comedy performance, where each page is a new, unpredictable comic action with an unknown end result.

And after reading, I am left with a feeling of regret that this book is so small, and not 2 or 3 times thicker.

Rating: 10

When it’s slushy autumn outside, and depression sets in in my soul, I pick up this book and everything changes. Through this book you enter the world bright sun, blue sea and a joyful childhood. This is perhaps the most positive book I have read in my life, and from the age of 8 to 30, I read it 20 times and I think I will read it the same number of times. A book for all times and for everyone from 6 to 90 years old.

A word in my own defense

So, sometimes I managed to believe in the incredible six times before breakfast.

White Queen.

Lewis Carroll, "Alice Through the Looking Glass"

In this book I talked about the five years our family lived on the Greek island of Corfu. At first, the book was conceived simply as a story about the animal world of the island, in which there would be a little sadness for bygone days. However, I immediately made a serious mistake by letting my relatives into the first pages. Having found themselves on paper, they began to strengthen their positions and invited all sorts of friends with them to all chapters. Only at the cost of incredible efforts and great resourcefulness did I manage to defend several pages here and there that I could devote entirely to animals.
I tried to give here accurate portraits of my relatives, without embellishing anything, and they pass through the pages of the book as I saw them. But to explain the funniest thing in their behavior, I must immediately say that at the time when we lived in Corfu, everyone was still very young: Larry, the oldest, was twenty-three years old, Leslie was nineteen, Margot was eighteen, and I, the youngest was only ten years old. None of us ever had an accurate idea of ​​my mother’s age for the simple reason that she never remembered her birthdays. I can only say that my mother was old enough to have four children. At her insistence, I also explain that she was a widow, otherwise, as my mother astutely noted, people can think anything.
In order for all the events, observations and joys of these five years of life to be squeezed into a work no larger in volume than the Encyclopedia Britannica, I had to rearrange, fold, and trim everything, so that in the end almost nothing remained of the true duration of events. I also had to discard many incidents and persons that I would have described here with great pleasure.
Of course, this book could not have been published without the support and help of some people. I am talking about this in order to share responsibility for it equally among everyone. So, I express my gratitude to:
Dr. Theodore Stephanides. With characteristic generosity, he allowed me to use materials from his unpublished work on the island of Corfu and provided me with many bad puns, of which I used some.
To my family. After all, they still gave me the bulk of the material and helped me a lot while the book was being written, desperately arguing about every case that I discussed with them, and occasionally agreeing with me.
To my wife - for the fact that while reading the manuscript she gave me pleasure with her loud laughter. As she later explained, my spelling made her laugh.
Sophie, my secretary, who undertook to place commas and mercilessly eradicate all illegal agreements.
I would like to express special gratitude to my mother, to whom this book is dedicated. Like the inspired, gentle and sensitive Noah, she skillfully steered her ship with her awkward offspring through the stormy sea of ​​\u200b\u200blife, always ready for rebellion, always surrounded by dangerous financial shoals, always without confidence that the crew would approve of her management, but in the constant consciousness of her full responsibility for any malfunction on the ship. It is simply incomprehensible how she endured this voyage, but she endured it and did not even lose her mind very much. As my brother Larry rightly said, we can be proud of the way we raised her; She does us all credit.
I think that my mother managed to reach that happy nirvana where nothing shocks or surprises anymore, and as proof I will at least cite this fact: recently, one Saturday, when my mother was alone in the house, they suddenly brought her several cages. There were two pelicans, a scarlet ibis, a vulture and eight monkeys. A less resilient person might have been confused by such a surprise, but mother was not at a loss. On Monday morning I found her in the garage, where she was being chased by an angry pelican, which she was trying to feed sardines from a can.
“It’s good that you came, honey,” she said, barely catching her breath. - This pelican was a bit difficult to handle. I asked how she knew these were my animals. - Well, of course, yours, dear. Who else could send them to me?
As you can see, the mother understands at least one of her children very well.
And in conclusion, I want to especially emphasize that everything told here about the island and its inhabitants is the absolute truth. Our life in Corfu could easily pass for one of the brightest and funniest comic operas. It seems to me that the whole atmosphere, all the charm of this place was correctly reflected by the sea map that we had then. It depicted the island and the coastline of the adjacent continent in great detail, and below, in a small inset, there was the inscription:
We warn you: the buoys that mark the shoals are often out of place here, so sailors need to be careful when sailing off these shores.

Moving

A sharp wind blew out July like a candle, and the leaden August sky hung over the earth. The fine prickly rain lashed endlessly, swelling with gusts of wind into a dark gray wave. The bathhouses on the beaches of Bournemouth turned their blind wooden faces towards the green-gray foamy sea, which rushed furiously against the concrete bank of the shore. The seagulls, in confusion, flew into the depths of the shore and then, with pitiful moans, rushed around the city on their elastic wings. This weather is specifically designed to torment people.
That day our whole family looked rather unsightly, as the bad weather brought with it the usual set of colds, which we caught very easily. For me, stretched out on the floor with a collection of shells, it brought a severe runny nose, filling my entire skull like cement, so that I was breathing wheezing through my open mouth. My brother Leslie, perched by the lit fireplace, had both his ears inflamed, and blood was constantly oozing from them. Sister Margot has new pimples on her face, already dotted with red dots. Mom’s nose was running heavily and, in addition, she had an attack of rheumatism. Only my older brother Larry was not affected by the disease, but it was already enough how angry he was, looking at our ailments.
Of course, Larry started all this. The rest at that time were simply unable to think about anything other than their illnesses, but Providence itself destined Larry to rush through life like a small bright firework and ignite thoughts in the brains of other people, and then, curled up as a cute kitten , refuse any responsibility for the consequences. That day, Larry’s anger was growing with increasing force, and finally, looking around the room with an angry look, he decided to attack his mother as the obvious culprit of all the troubles.
- And why do we endure this damned climate? - he asked unexpectedly, turning to the rain-drenched window. - Look over there! And, for that matter, look at us... Margot is swollen like a plate of steamed porridge... Leslie is wandering around the room with fourteen fathoms of cotton stuffed in each ear... Jerry talks as if he was born with a cleft palate... And look at you ! Every day you look more and more terrible.
Mom glanced over the huge volume entitled “Simple Recipes from Rajputana” and was indignant.
- Nothing like this! - she said.
“Don’t argue,” Larry persisted. - You began to look like a real laundress... and your children resemble a series of illustrations from a medical encyclopedia.
To these words, my mother could not find a completely destructive answer and therefore limited herself to just one gaze before again hiding behind the book she was reading.
“The sun... We need the sun!” Larry continued. “Do you agree, Less?.. Less... Less!” Leslie pulled a large piece of cotton wool out of one ear. - What you said? - he asked.
- Here you see! - Larry said triumphantly, turning to his mother. - A conversation with him turns into a complex procedure. Well, pray tell, is this really the case? One brother doesn’t hear what they say to him, the other you yourself cannot understand. It's time to finally do something. I can’t create my immortal prose in such a dull atmosphere where it smells of eucalyptus tincture. “Of course, honey,” my mother answered absently. “The sun,” Larry said, getting down to business again. - The sun, that’s what we need... a land where we could grow in freedom.
“Of course, honey, that would be nice,” my mother agreed, almost not listening to him.
- This morning I received a letter from George. He writes that Corfu is a delightful island. Maybe we should pack our bags and go to Greece?
“Of course, honey, if you want,” Mom said carelessly.
Where Larry was concerned, Mom usually acted with great caution, trying not to commit herself to words. - When? - Larry asked, surprised at her compliance. Mom, realizing her tactical mistake, carefully lowered “Simple Recipes from Rajputana.”
“It seems to me, honey,” she said, “it’s better for you to go alone first and sort everything out.” Then you write to me, and if it’s good there, we’ll all come to you. Larry looked at her with a withering gaze. “You said the same thing when I suggested going to Spain,” he reminded. “I sat in Seville for two whole months waiting for your arrival, and you just wrote me long letters about drinking water and sanitation, as if I were the secretary of the municipal council or something like that.” No, if you go to Greece, then only everyone together.
“You’re exaggerating everything, Larry,” Mom said plaintively. - In any case, I can’t leave right away. We need to decide something with this house. - Decide? Lord, what is there to decide? Sell ​​it, that's all.
“I can’t do this, honey,” my mother answered, shocked by such a proposal. - Can not? Why can not you? - But I just bought it. - So sell it before it peels off.
- Don't be stupid, honey. This is out of the question,” my mother said firmly. - It would be simply madness.
And so we sold the house and, like a flock of migrating swallows, flew south away from the gloomy English summer.
We traveled light, taking with us only what we considered vital. When we opened our luggage for inspection at customs, the contents of the suitcases clearly demonstrated the character and interests of each of us. Margot's luggage, for example, consisted of a pile of transparent clothes, three books with tips on how to save slim figure, and a whole battery of bottles with some kind of acne liquid. Leslie's suitcase contained two sweaters and a pair of underpants, which contained two revolvers, a blowgun, a book called "Be Your Own Gunsmith" and a large bottle of lubricating oil that was leaking; Larry carried with him two chests of books and a suitcase of clothes. Mom's luggage was wisely divided between clothes and books on cooking and gardening. I took with me on the trip only what could brighten up the long, boring road: four books on zoology, a butterfly net, a dog and a jam jar filled with caterpillars that could turn into chrysalises at any moment.
So, fully equipped by our standards, we left the cold shores of England.
France flashed by, sad, drenched in rain; Switzerland, which looks like a Christmas cake; bright, noisy, saturated with pungent odors Italy
- and soon all that remained was vague memories. The tiny steamer rolled away from Italy's heel and went out into the twilight sea. While we were sleeping in our stuffy cabins, somewhere in the middle of the moon-polished water surface, the ship crossed invisible line section and ended up in the bright looking glass of Greece. Gradually, the feeling of this change somehow penetrated into us, we all woke up from an incomprehensible excitement and went out onto the deck.
In the light of the early morning dawn the sea rolled its smooth blue waves. Behind the stern, like a white peacock's tail, stretched light foamy streams sparkling with bubbles. The pale sky was beginning to turn yellow in the east. Ahead, a vague blur of chocolate-brown earth appeared with a fringe of white foam below. This was Corfu. Straining our eyes, we peered into the outlines of the mountains, trying to distinguish valleys, peaks, gorges, beaches, but in front of us there was still only the silhouette of the island. Then the sun suddenly immediately emerged from behind the horizon, and the whole sky was filled with an even blue glaze, like the eye of a jay. The sea flared up for a moment with all its smallest waves, taking on a dark, purple hue with green highlights, the fog quickly rose up in soft rivulets, and the island opened up in front of us. Its mountains seemed to be sleeping under a crumpled brown blanket, and olive groves were green in its folds. Among the disorderly jumble of sparkling rocks of gold, white and red, white beaches curved like tusks. We walked around the northern cape, a smooth steep cliff with caves washed out in it. Dark waves carried white foam there from our wake and then, at the very openings, began whistling among the rocks. Behind the cape, the mountains retreated and were replaced by a slightly sloping plain with silvery green olive trees. Here and there a dark cypress rose to the sky like a pointing finger. The water in the shallow bays was clear blue color, and from the shore, even through the noise of the steamship engines, we could hear the triumphant ringing of cicadas.

1. Unexpected Island

Having made our way through the hustle and bustle of customs, we found ourselves on a bright sunlight embankment. A city rose up the steep slopes in front of us.
- tangled rows colorful houses with green shutters, like the open wings of a thousand butterflies. Behind us lay the mirror-like surface of the bay with its unimaginable blue.
Larry walked at a brisk pace, his head thrown back proudly and with an expression of such regal arrogance on his face that you could hardly notice him vertically challenged. He did not take his eyes off the porters, who could barely cope with his two chests. The strong Leslie marched militantly behind him, and behind him, in waves of perfume and muslin, walked Margot. Mom, who looked like a captured restless little missionary, was forcibly dragged away by the impatient Roger to the nearest lamppost. She stood there, staring into space, while he released his tense feelings after being cooped up for a long time. Larry hired two surprisingly filthy cabs, put his luggage in one, climbed into the other and looked around angrily. - Well? - he asked. -What are we still waiting for? “We’re waiting for mom,” Leslie explained. - Roger found a lantern.
- Oh my God! - Larry exclaimed and, straightening up in the carriage to his full height, roared:
- Hurry up, mom! The dog can be patient.
“I’m coming, darling,” my mother responded obediently, without moving from her place, because Roger was not yet going to leave the post. “That dog bothered us all the way,” said Larry.
“You have to have patience,” Margot said indignantly. - It’s not the dog’s fault... We’ve been waiting for you for an hour in Naples.
“My stomach was upset then,” Larry explained coldly.
“And maybe he has a stomach too,” Margot answered triumphantly. - Who cares? What in the forehead, what on the forehead. - Did you mean to say - on the forehead? - Whatever I want, it's the same thing.
But then my mother came up, slightly disheveled, and our attention turned to Roger, who had to be placed in the carriage. Roger had never ridden in such carriages before, so he looked at him with suspicion. In the end, we had to drag him in by force and then squeeze in after him amid frantic barking, not allowing him to jump out of the carriage. The horse, frightened by all this fuss, took off and ran at full speed, and we fell into a heap, crushing Roger, who screamed as loud as he could.
“Nice start,” Larry grumbled. - I was hoping that we would have a noble and majestic appearance, and this is how it all turned out... We enter the city like a troupe of medieval acrobats.
“It’s enough, it’s enough, honey,” his mother reassured him, straightening her hat. - We'll be at the hotel soon.
When the cab drove into the city with a clang and knock, we, having settled somehow on the hairy seats, tried to assume the noble and majestic appearance that Larry so much needed. Roger, squeezed in Leslie's powerful embrace, hung his head over the edge of the carriage and rolled his eyes, as if he was dying. Then we rushed past an alley where four shabby mongrels were basking in the sun. Seeing them, Roger became tense and barked loudly. Immediately the revived mongrels rushed after the carriage with a piercing squeal. Not a trace of all our noble greatness remained, since two were now holding the distraught Roger, and the rest, leaning back, desperately waved books and magazines, trying to drive away the shrill pack, but only irritated them even more. With each new street there were more and more dogs, and when we rolled along the main thoroughfare of the city, twenty-four dogs were already spinning around our wheels, bursting with anger.
- Why don't you do anything? - Larry asked, trying to drown out the dog's barking. - It's just a scene from Uncle Tom's Cabin.
“I wish I could have done something to deflect criticism,” Leslie snapped, continuing his duel with Roger.
Larry quickly jumped to his feet, snatched the whip from the hands of the surprised coachman and lashed it at the pack of dogs. However, he did not reach the dogs, and the whip hit the back of Leslie’s head.
- What the heck? - Leslie seethed, turning his face, purple with anger, towards him. -Where are you looking?
“I did it by accident,” Larry explained as if nothing had happened. - There was no training... I haven’t held a whip in my hands for a long time.
“Just think with your stupid head what you’re doing,” Leslie blurted out. “Calm down, honey, he didn’t do it on purpose,” said my mother.
Larry cracked his whip at the pack again and knocked Mom's hat off her head.
“You make me more worried than the dogs,” Margot noted. “Be careful, honey,” said mom, grabbing her hat. - So you can kill someone. You'd better leave the whip alone.
At that moment, the cab driver stopped at the entrance, above which in French it was marked: “Swiss boarding house.” The mongrels, sensing that they could finally get a hold of the pampered dog who rode around in cabs, surrounded us with a dense, snarling wall. The hotel door opened, an old gatekeeper with sideburns appeared on the threshold and began to indifferently watch the commotion on the street. It was not easy for us to drag Roger from the carriage to the hotel. Lifting a heavy dog, carrying it in your arms and restraining it all the time - this required the joint efforts of the whole family. Larry, no longer thinking about his majestic pose, was now having fun with all his might. He jumped to the ground and, whip in hand, moved along the sidewalk, breaking through the dog barrier. Leslie, Margot, Mom and I followed him along the cleared passage with Roger growling and tearing from his hands. When we finally squeezed into the hotel lobby, the gatekeeper slammed front door and leaned on her so that his mustache began to tremble. The owner who appeared at that moment looked at us with curiosity and fear. Mom, with her hat askew, came up to him, clutching my jar of caterpillars in her hands, and with a sweet smile, as if our arrival was the most ordinary thing, said:
- Our last name is Darrell. I hope they left a number for us?
“Yes, madam,” answered the owner, walking aside the still grumbling Roger. - On the second floor... four rooms with a balcony.
“How good,” my mother beamed. “Then we’ll go straight up to our room and rest a little before eating.”
And with quite majestic nobility she led her family upstairs.
After a while we went downstairs and had breakfast in a large, dull room filled with dusty palm trees in pots and crooked sculptures. We were served by a gatekeeper with sideburns, who, having changed into a tailcoat and a celluloid shirtfront that creaked like a whole platoon of crickets, now turned into a head waiter. The food, however, was plentiful and tasty, and everyone ate with great appetite. When the coffee arrived, Larry leaned back in his chair with a blissful sigh.
“Proper food,” he said generously. - What do you think about this place, mom?
“The food here is good, honey,” Mom answered evasively. “They are polite guys,” Larry continued. - The owner himself moved my bed closer to the window.
“He wasn't all that polite when I asked him for papers,” Leslie said.
- Papers? - Mom asked. - Why do you need paper?
“For the toilet... it wasn’t there,” Leslie explained.
- Shhh! “Not at the table,” my mother said in a whisper.
“You just didn’t look well,” Margot said in a clear, loud voice. - They have a whole drawer of it there.
- Margo, dear! - Mom exclaimed in fear. - What's happened? Have you seen the box? Larry chuckled.
“Due to some oddities in the city sewer system,” he kindly explained to Margot, “this box is intended for... uh...” Margot blushed.
- Do you want to say... you want to say... what it was... My God!
And, bursting into tears, she ran out of the dining room.
“Yes, it’s very unhygienic,” my mother remarked sternly. - It's just ugly. In my opinion, it doesn’t even matter whether you made a mistake or not, you can still catch typhoid fever.
“Nobody would make mistakes if there was real order here,” Leslie said.
- Certainly cute. But I think we shouldn’t start arguing about this now. It’s best to quickly find a home before anything happens to us.
To add insult to injury, the Swiss Boarding House was located on the route to the local cemetery. When we were sitting on our balcony, an endless line of funeral processions. Obviously, of all the rituals, the people of Corfu valued funerals most of all, and each new procession seemed more magnificent than the previous one. The hackney carriages were buried in red and black crepe, and the horses were wrapped in so many blankets and plumes that it was difficult to even imagine how they could move. Six or seven such carriages with people overcome by deep, uncontrollable grief followed each other in front of the body of the deceased, and it rested on a cart-like cart in a large and very elegant coffin. Some coffins were white with lush black, scarlet and blue decorations, others were black, lacquered, entwined with intricate gold and silver filigree and with shiny copper handles. I have never seen such alluring beauty before. This, I decided, is how I should die, with horses in blankets, a sea of ​​flowers and a crowd of grief-stricken relatives. Hanging from the balcony, I watched in ecstatic self-forgetfulness as the coffins floated by below.
After each procession, when the wailing died away in the distance and the clatter of hooves fell silent, my mother began to worry more and more.
“Well, clearly, this is an epidemic,” she finally exclaimed, looking around the street with alarm.
“What nonsense,” Larry responded brightly. - Don’t get on your nerves in vain.
- But, my dear, there are so many of them... This is unnatural.
- There is nothing unnatural in death, people die all the time.
- Yes, but they don't die like flies if everything is in order.
“Maybe they accumulate them, and then bury everyone at the same time,” Leslie said heartlessly.
“Don’t be stupid,” Mom said. - I'm sure it's all from the sewer. If it works like this, people cannot be healthy.
- God! - Margot said in a sepulchral voice. - So I got infected.
“No, no, honey, it’s not transferable,” my mother said absently. - It's probably something non-contagious.
“I don’t understand what kind of epidemic we can talk about if it’s something non-contagious,” Leslie noted logically.
“In any case,” said my mother, not allowing herself to be drawn into medical disputes, “we need to find out all this.” Larry, could you call someone at your local health department?
“There’s probably no health care here,” Larry replied. - And if it had been, they wouldn’t have told me anything.
“Well,” my mother said decisively, “we have no other choice.” We have to leave. We must leave the city. You need to immediately look for a house in the village.
The next morning we set out to look for a house, accompanied by Mr. Beeler, the hotel agent. It was short fat person with an ingratiating look and eternal perspiration. When we left the hotel, he was in a rather cheerful mood, but at that time he did not yet know what awaited him ahead. And not a single person could imagine this if he had never helped his mother look for housing. We rushed all over the island in clouds of dust, and Mr. Beeler showed us one house after another. They were very diverse in size, color and location, but mother resolutely shook her head, rejecting each of them. Finally we looked at the tenth house, the last one on Beeler’s list, and Mom shook her head again. Mr. Beeler sank down onto the steps, wiping his face with a handkerchief.
“Madam Darrell,” he finally said, “I showed you all the houses I knew, and not a single one suited you.” What do you need, madam? Tell me, what is the disadvantage of these houses? Mom looked at him in surprise.
- Haven't you noticed? - she asked. - None of them have a bath.
Mr. Beeler looked at Mom, his eyes wide. “I don’t understand, madam,” he said with true anguish, “why do you need a bath?” Isn't there a sea here? In complete silence we returned to the hotel. The next morning, my mother decided that we should take a taxi and go searching alone. She was sure that somewhere on the island there was still a house with a bathroom hiding. We did not share my mother’s faith, we grumbled and bickered while she led us, like an obstinate herd, to the taxi rank on main square. The taxi drivers, noticing our innocent innocence, swooped down on us like kites, trying to outshout one another. Their voices became louder, fire flared in their eyes. They grabbed each other's hands, gnashed their teeth and pulled us in different directions with such force, as if they wanted to tear us apart. In fact, it was the gentlest of gentle techniques, it’s just that we were not yet accustomed to the Greek temperament, and therefore it seemed to us as if our lives were in danger.