Danish model. Five stereotypes about the appearance of Danish women and those who join them

God didn’t think for very long about the appearance of Danish women (he was more interested in Italians, Spanish women and Irina Shayk). He created half of them simply by cloning Rooney Mara, and for the second half he used the genes of Tilda Swindon.

With Danish men, the Creator completely profiled in best examples top manager of a Russian company before an audit. After lounging all the time in the jacuzzi of the world's oceans, drinking ambrosia cocktails, a minute before the project was due, he drew the image of a tall, blond, broad-shouldered bearded man with blue eyes and threw it onto the conveyor belt.

So, at least, one can judge by all the samples of the Danish football team at all world tournaments. Especially the one that in 1992, having also skipped all the training on the beaches, suddenly foolishly won the European Championship. Everyone remembers the dark, dyed back of his head and his native blond bangs, eleven curly hairs in a row. Well, the Laudrups, yes. These were the exception, these were the angels whom the Creator gave to Denmark, apologizing for past mistakes.

Of course, I would like to think so, but we all understand that in spite of current globalization and total incest, this is all a terrible stereotype. Sometimes you can’t tell a Dane from a Spaniard, and some who look quite French are actually Chechens and Mordovians at the same time and have an apartment in Grozny and Saransk.

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Well, during my trip to Denmark I collected so many of these stereotypes, no less than shrimp at the Copenhagen fish market.

Stereotype one. The closer we get to the northern lights, to Thor’s menacing hammer and Odin’s lightning, the more often fans of the vocal-instrumental ensemble Hammerfall and other musicians in the genre of all shades of Heavy Metal are found on the streets. Literally every eleventh Laudrup wears torn black T-shirts, biker jackets, tight-fitting leather pants and lace-up boots. True, there is one less stereotype: Scandinavian metalheads prefer beards to traditional long shoulder-length patches

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Stereotype two. Obviously suffering from a monotonous appearance, the Scandinavians began to emphasize their originality with skin patterns. I have never seen so many tattooed people as in Denmark

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A man patriotically painted his calves with the national emblem

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Such an “iconostasis” will not get lost even in a crowd

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Stereotype three. The most people live in Copenhagen beautiful people Denmark. This is what one Danish friend from Munich thought, referring to both her appearance and her manner of dressing. Well, I don’t know, wear socks (even Reebok ones) under flip-flops... But they don’t shave their legs. If there are still working men left, it’s only in Denmark!

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Like in the next fashionable verdict don't grumble about tight fitting men's pants. So after all, they shave their legs, otherwise how can they pull it on?

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"You can dance, you can live
Having the time of your life"

Every Danish woman hums the immortal Abb hit. And he looks the part

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What cannot be taken away is the elegance of the figure. Especially in comparison with southern countries

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Stereotype four. The Parisian wears a clutch, the Californian wears a lapdog, the Austrian wears a beard, the Muscovite wears a bear on a chain and rubs Medvedev, and the Danish wears a bicycle.

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And this is the famous Christiania-bike cargo bike

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As the astute reader has already guessed, they are riveted in the hippie state on the territory of Copenhagen - Christiania. In addition to fragile cargo (children), it can also transport large unbreakable items: a sofa, double bass, mother-in-law

Stereotype five. Denmark is home to the most beautiful milfs and grannies on the planet. Local gigolos are sad: for such aged beauties you have to pay extra yourself

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Well, a few more portraits on the streets of Copenhagen

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One reader asked to bring photos of catering from each trip. Now I will always post a couple of photos for him

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Albino fly agarics

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Little Red Riding Hood

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Morning Hajj

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Morning Anti-Hajj

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Danish Statue of Liberty

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A boy got lost on a scooter. Special feature: muscular left leg

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This is the first thing that surprises foreigners. The Danes, in general, are incredibly punctual and always follow established rules in a disciplined manner. If it is forbidden to cross the street, then no one local will not set foot on the road, even in the absence of cars or bicycles.

2. Cycling

Photo: Steve

Danes love to ride bicycles. IN business suits or fashionable dresses And high heels, alone or with children, heading to work or school – they get on their bikes. In Copenhagen, 50% of people use this type of transport every day. There are more bicycles here than residents.

Photo: Copenhagenize

Do you think that's how they care? environment? Almost got it right. But they also give preference to bicycles, because this is the fastest and easiest way to get around the city.

3. Lack of social pleasantries

Photo: Wouworld

"Please". "Sorry". "Thank you". These are not the most popular words in Denmark. You probably won't hear them, and you probably won't need to use them. The Danes are polite and respectful, but don't be surprised if you walk into a bar and hear: "Give me a beer." They say that the polite addresses we are accustomed to are simply absent in their language.

Photo: Wouworld

4. Alcohol

Photo: Karina Elcott

Beer has been part of Danish culture for over 5,000 years. There are currently over 100 breweries in Denmark. People usually start drinking this drink at the age of 14. Non-drinkers It's hard to stay sober in a country where almost every resident drinks beer. Alcohol is available from school parties and is not a problem as long as drinkers control themselves.

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5. Danish flag

Photo: Dejligedayse

The Danes call their flag the Dannebrog (Dannebrog in Danish). You can see it everywhere in the country: it can fly from flagpoles mounted on buildings, in gardens or even on birthday cakes. The Danish flag is an important symbol for most Danes. He expresses love and affection for his country.

Photo: Dejligedayse

6. The Danes are licorice lovers

Photo: Andreea P

From salty foods to sweets, the Danes have all kinds food products with licorice. Lollipops, ice cream, alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks, meat dishes, baked goods - everything with licorice can only be found here. Once you've been to the Licorice Festival, you'll understand why they're so drawn to licorice. (Do you like licorice?)

Photo: Ilovegifting

7. Equality

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Danish culture is characterized by values ​​such as equality, consensus, trust, autonomy and the ability to maintain a balance between family life and work. Among other things, foreigners are shocked by their daily routine and the way they communicate with each other. They seem rude to each other.

Photo: denmark.dk

8. Privacy

Photo: Ricky Montelvo

The Danes value their privacy highly, so when meeting people they don’t automatically say, “Hi, how are you?” And this is not at all a lack of friendliness, they simply do not want to invade your privacy. Ambitions, aspirations, political and religious views - it’s better to keep it all to yourself. Surprise visits? No, don't (please).

9. Babies

Photo: Jodi

Don't panic if you see a child sleeping in his stroller on the street. This is normal in Denmark. Come rain or snow, babies in Denmark can sleep outside as long as they are dressed for the weather. In addition, parents can leave their babies at the entrance to a store or cafe. Nobody worries that someone will kidnap a child.

Photo: Kitty B.

10. Danes have their own sense of joy

Photo: Colin Mutschler

The Danes have "Hygge". This word does not have an exact translation, but it means a warm, fuzzy feeling, a feeling of friendship. It's like being surrounded by people you love, enjoying a beer and having fun being surrounded a huge amount candles.