Poems and ditties about music school teachers. Funny and funny ditties about school: for children, from teachers and parents

The school year has begun
The clock ticked
And the question bothers me:
Is the holidays coming soon?
***
Me teacher on the blackboard
Wrote an assignment
Well, I'm sitting in sadness,
There is suffering on the face.
***
Even on Tanya’s birthday
Yura out of habit
Tanya instead of congratulations
He pulled my pigtails!
***
For avid fighters
Our advice may be new:
Those who are smaller and weaker,
Don't pull or hit!
***
Our teacher in silence
Explains the topic...
And the neighbor whispers to me:
What a change!
***
It's time for fun - an hour of fun!
We arrive to class on time!
There is no threat of success
Who hasn't learned their lesson?
Who during recess
He ran, shaking the walls!
***
I was running for recess
Stretch your body,
He put his forehead against the wall,
What I taught - I forgot again!
***
It's easy in the classics - HURRAY! -
Jump into senior year.
Only school is not a game,
This is work for you!
It's hard to study suddenly -
Let your best friend help!
Mom, dad, teacher
Ask for a little help!
***
We are little girls who laugh
We are always cheerful:
We’ll sing ditties for you now,
Yes about school matters.
***
Every day is like going into battle
My friend Kolya.
But school is not going well,
The reason for this is Olya!
***
I'm not ready for the lesson
And I sit quietly
My head is full of brains
And in the notebook there is a two mark.
***
Nikolai decided by example,
And Sergei interfered with him.
Here's an example for you guys,
How can you not solve an example!
***
Letters in Machine's notebook
They don’t stand like they’re at a parade.
The letters jump and dance
They wag their tails.
***
Write off math
Lenka allowed,
Well you have to kiss
At recess with her!
***
Our teacher is very strict
We didn't go to class!
How happy he was
That he is freed from us!
***
Firewood lies on the grass,
And on the chair there is a button.
The head overlooked
And the butt suffers!
***
Although the ratings are not very good,
Petya is very famous
Because, by the way,
He wiggles his ears.
***
Our Lesha is at recess
Smoking
He was always ruddy
It turned yellow, like a lemon.
***
We chatted in class
They didn't notice anything.
And then we searched for a long time
In the Himalayas our Volga.
***
We are no strangers to twos,
Twos are so easy to grab
There is no need to learn anything -
This is the reward.
***
Katya's grief is bitter,
Everyone feels sorry for Katyusha -
From a hole in a dress pocket
The cheat sheet fell out.
***
What kind of whispering is heard in the classroom?
Who is stopping us like this?
It's just someone with someone
Discussing something.
***
Petya beat Katya
- Even tired:
He beat me with a textbook,
Maybe he fell in love?
***
Time with a friend on April Fool's Day
Changed it - what fun! -
At school we are on the floor
All signs are "M" and "F".
***
All the guys in our class
They love to distinguish themselves.
Who draws, who sings,
Just not to study.
***
I sat on the Unified State Exam and didn’t know a damn thing,
Nobody let me write it off
Fail the exam!
***
Vova is late for school
Explains simply:
- And study, Marivanna,
It's never too late!
***
We wrote an essay
All day long until I'm blue in the face,
And when the work was handed over,
It was with difficulty that they pumped everyone out!
***
I sang ditties for you
About the guys and about business.
Continue if you can
Well, I went home.
***
I teach mathematics
Three hundred and forty days a year!
The remaining twenty days
I'm just thinking about her!
***
I'm not lazy at our school
Exercise every day.
For an A in work
I'll come on Sunday!

About school - funny children's songs:

1. Play the game on the computer
Denis finished playing by morning.
At school at the blackboard Denis,
Like a computer, it froze itself.

Chorus: I’ll sing you a verse -
Believe it if you want, if you don’t want it, no.

2. With Petya cone volume
The two of us calculated
“Minus eight” was the answer,
There is a cone, but no volume!

3. Having passed the work in Russian,
I expected the result on Saturday.
Dad got a bad mark -
I covered the topic poorly!

4. Dad solved the problem for me,
I handed over my notebook and am crying -
The teacher says he took it
Dad is someone's integral.

5. Katya flew to school like this,
I didn't wear my uniform to school.
The whole lesson was done by Katya
I have polka dots on my robe.

6. Yegor answered the lesson -
The teacher fainted!
From his ignorance
The teacher is unconscious.

7. Teacher Tolya says:
-Why are you running around school?
- Who will wear me?
Should I ask the head teacher?

8. The school has a long corridor.
Kostya rushes at full speed.
Don't touch him while you're galloping,
He is not Kostya - a fast horse!

9. Dima conducted the experiment
With ink etching.
Mom was very surprised:
“Where is the deuce?” “Evaporated!”

10. Stas is a diligent student,
He wrote in his diary:
“You should definitely eat
Sandwich at recess.”

11. At school there is a competition “Miss Spring”.
Who is Vesnyanka? Who is she?
That title went to Kolya,
Kolya was wearing Olya’s clothes.

12. Having a rest somewhere at sea,
Gleb has changed over the summer.
What changes?
The trousers came to the knees.

13. Two sisters Galya and Valya
We were almost late for school
They tied two laces:
Left Galin, right Valin.

14. There are two twins in the class,
Identical from the face.
There's one at the board first,
With diaries - two at once.

15. At a singing lesson
Vitya has no patience -
Wants to sing. He suddenly started singing
Like a rooster in a hiding place.

16. Valentin is our singer.
He has great bass.
But as he opens his mouth,
Not a singer, but a hippopotamus.

17. I sit deftly in the saddle
On a beautiful horse
He just barely rushes...
Eh! A horse on a carousel!

18. Lenechka went to the gym.
Lenya flexed his muscles.
Lenya, strong and healthy,
Beats mosquitoes with a weight.

19. Once Alyosha went himself
For cereal at the supermarket.
“Mom, there’s no cereal there,
I had to buy some candy!”

20. – Vasya, suddenly why
I put two Yu in the “parachute”?
- The arithmetic is simple -
If it's a pair, it means two!

21. Yura speaks Russian:
"I have a temperature,
I won't tell you a poem
My memory went into shock.”

22. Parents have a ring
Yulechka asks: “With my heart!”
Dad to her: “Go to the gym,
There I saw two at once!”

23. Once they gave it to Vovka
Sneakers on your birthday.
Nice! Unfortunately, he
I'm not okay with the laces.

24. Kostya was called to the board.
He was not sad for long.
I wanted to write an example
But I accidentally ate chalk.

25. Nikita told me
How to teach a lesson in a dream.
My paragraph about Europe
Slipped off the pillow and under my butt!

26. From parents diary
The would-be student was hiding.
I told my mom and dad
A magazine about all the “failures”.

27. Five minutes Ivan on the map
Altai was looking for everything. Excited
Pointed at Barnaul -
Vanechka pierced the city!

28. To warm up Genke’s body
There wasn't enough recess.
Genka on literature
I was flexing my fist on Yura.

29. Once in a test about a bear
Fedya wrote in his notebook,
That the bear is always dressed
In a fox fur coat, like a neighbor.

30. The class sings, only Nina is silent.
He says I have a sore throat.
After school he eats ice cream.
Nina was cured by a fakir!

31. Five tests a week,
And Matvey is lying in bed.
On vacation Matvey
Somehow healthier!

32. I taught my sister Masha:
“You need to eat porridge with a spoon!”
Eh! I taught in vain -
I got hit in the forehead with a spoon.

School ditties for younger students

Mushroom ditties
1.We will sing funny lines
About forest mushrooms.
2.On the stump at the gate
The whole mushroom people are dancing.
Family fun again -
There are probably twenty-five of them.
3. Boletus in the morning
Was going to visit.
The squirrels stole the hat -
He stayed at home.
4.Like red foxes
Three sisters appeared.
It would be nice if there was a boy -
Red-haired handsome guy.
5.Russulas dressed up
In multi-colored dresses.
Look at us
What beauties we are!
6. Morels are in trouble again!
Sick as always:
Noses sniffled
Snub noses.
7. Things were going briskly for the butterflies,
Yes, the butter churn broke.
“How will we now, brothers,
To be called among the people?
8. The fly agaric ran home,
I lost all the peas.
And the wife’s answer was stern:
She didn't let me in.
9. Aspen leaf on the cap
It suits the fungus very well.
Boletus from the hill
You can see it even from a mile away.
10.On the edge of the river
Mushroom pickers got lost.
Cunning honey mushrooms
They play hide and seek with them.
11. So we sang the lines for you
And let's put an end to this!

New Year's ditties
1.The holidays are here,
Winter has arrived.
All my friends started skiing
Fun things to do.
2. The snowman is standing on the hill,
Two icicles instead of hands.
It's been so long Egorka
I skied around the circle.
3. Winter holiday – the Sami are the best!
This is a holiday - New Year!
Santa Claus from the forest to school
He will bring us gifts.
4.Seven scarves, a coat and a fur coat
Oleg put it on himself.
And in the cold he went to a friend,
Yes, he fell like a ball into the snow.
5. The cold is tearing at our ears.
It stings the ears, stings the nose.
We still love winter!
Santa Claus jokes with us!

Student ditties
1.We gathered dads and moms,
But not for fun.
We are reporting today
About your successes.
2.I love during recess
Run, jump and gallop.
I dream of a Guinness book
Hit by jumping ability!
3. Here I am sitting in class,
I'm turning in all directions.
How many beautiful girls -
I can't stop watching!
4. I won’t let anyone write it off,
Let everyone call you a bad guy.
Maybe it will be harmful to me later
They'll give you a pension early!
5. I wear a school uniform
All so solid!
Then I’ll smear my jacket with glue,
Then I’ll fill it with jam!
6.And our teacher
It torments us all day long,
Doesn't let me go for a walk
Everything teaches something!
7. Received two deuces at once -
Don't be sad or grieve.
Two plus two equals four -
So tell your dad!
8. Once upon a time, Yule’s teacher
He explained that knowledge is light.
Julia went to bed in the light,
And I woke up - there was no knowledge.
9. Lena finished things
Today ahead of schedule:
Braided two braids
In just two lessons.
10. Our Sergey with great success
Competed in cross-country skiing:
I was skiing halfway
I was lying halfway in the snow.
11. I learned to distinguish
Dollars and lira.
Apparently I need to go
To big bankers.
12.Two girlfriends are first-graders,
Long braids.
They love to chat
Like two titmice.
13.Olya tormented her comb,
I was getting my hair done for school.
I tormented, tormented,
And it turned out to be a stuffed animal!
14. The bell rang at school,
We are all in a hurry to get to class.
And Maxim trudged into class
An hour late.

About us and the school
1.We are cheerful girlfriends,
We always go together
And today you have ditties
Let's sing together with Ira.
2. Dima turns up his nose,
Like a big boss
And it puffs like a steam locomotive,
And it gurgles like a teapot.
3. Vadim has no patience -
He didn't finish his lesson.
And in half a poem
I got half a B.
4. Wrote to Nina at home,
That there is a cow living in the forest.
Also Nina, write:
There are reeds in the garden.
5. Tatyana finished her business
Today ahead of schedule:
I chatted and laughed
Three whole lessons.
6.If every word
Will become a grape
We'll eat up, of course.
Nadina's chatter.
7.Andrey runs the fastest
And he slides down the hill,
And at his desk he is trembling,
Like a mouse in a hole.
8. Tanya squints her eyes,
Answering at the board.
She is waiting for a hint from us,
Dying at the board.

For the Day of Defenders of the Fatherland
1. We have to go to the army, guys, -
It's like walking to the moon!
Let's sit down and dream
We're talking about the army side by side.
2. A soldier really needs sports -
I started training.
I ran along the corridor like this -
The head teacher just caught me!
3. It’s better not to have soldier’s porridge.
I'll learn how to cook it -
I'll be in the army in the kitchen.
Don't forget to add salt!
4. I'm going to become a radio operator,
Dash, dots to beat off.
In class in silence I
I'll learn to tap my foot.
5. They say to learn everything
We need it right now.
I'll take a button with a needle
And I’ll sew it on in about an hour.
6.In class I chat,
I just don’t close my mouth.
I will be silent and study
So as not to be embarrassed while on patrol!

Garden couplets
1. Let’s sing you a secret
Garden couplets.
2.Vegetables in the garden
Sunflowers boast:
"I'm in inclement weather
I’ll replace your sunshine.”
3. Made friends with a yellow pumpkin
Our green zucchini
And now it grows in the garden
Multi-colored pumpkin.
4. “We're tired of tails! –
The carrots roared.-
Tomorrow is a beauty contest
Give us a haircut soon!”
5. The watermelon was very cute
He invited Cabbage to visit.
While the cabbage was dressing up,
There are no treats left.
6.They sang to you in secret
Garden couplets.

Sources: Magazine "Pedagogical Council" No. 6, 2005; No. 10, 2006; No. 11, 2008

Ditties about school are one of the funniest numbers at a children's party. The school life of boys and girls is full of funny incidents and funny situations that can be played out with the help of comic couplets. For example, for the holiday in honor of September 1, funny ditties about students in grades 1-2 who are not in a hurry to go to elementary school after the holidays are perfect. And on Teacher’s Day, schoolchildren in grades 3-4 can prepare couplets about teachers. And the teachers themselves, like the parents, are always ready to perform ditties at any holiday. For example, such a number would be appropriate for graduation, including in kindergarten. You will find the best school-themed ditties for adults and children in the following article.

Funny ditties about school for children's graduations in kindergartens from parents - words

Very often, funny ditties about school performed by parents become the best number at a kindergarten graduation. Such ditties humorously tell about the upcoming school everyday life of future first-graders. The ditties also contain jokes about the parents of graduates.

Examples of funny ditties about school for children's graduation in kindergarten from parents

It's time for fun - an hour of fun!
We arrive to class on time!
There is no threat of success
Who hasn't learned their lesson?
Who during recess
He ran, shaking the walls!

Letters in Machine's notebook
They don’t stand like they’re at a parade.
The letters jump and dance
They wag their tails.

We wrote an essay
All day long until I'm blue in the face,
And when the work was handed over,
It was with difficulty that they pumped everyone out!

I sang ditties for you
About the guys and about business.
Continue if you can
Well, I went home.

Funny ditties about school for students in grades 1-2 - the best words

Pupils of grades 1-2 very often perform funny ditties about school at themed holidays. For example, such a number performed by primary school students fits perfectly into the scenario of September 1 or the last bell.

A selection of funny ditties about school with words for students in grades 1-2

If you want to know a lot,
Achieve a lot
Must read
Must learn.

Wake me up at night
In the very middle,
I'll tell you the alphabet
Without one hitch!

All the guys in our class
They love to distinguish themselves.
Who draws, who sings,
Just not to study.

Comic ditties for 3rd-4th grade students about school from parents - a selection of texts

Sometimes, instead of 3rd and 4th grade students, parents perform comic ditties about school at holidays. For example, funny ditties performed by moms and dads can be played at a graduation in elementary school.

Texts of humorous ditties about school for students in grades 3-4 from parents

Time with a friend on April Fool's Day
Changed it - what fun! —
At school we are on the floor
All signs are "M" and "F".

We are no strangers to twos,
Twos are so easy to grab
There is no need to learn anything -
This is the reward.

Katya's grief is bitter,
Everyone feels sorry for Katyusha -
From a hole in a dress pocket
The cheat sheet fell out.

Funny modern ditties about school - funny texts for children

Cool and funny texts of modern ditties about school for children should be included in a separate category. Unlike previous versions, these ditties use modern terms and words from the school everyday life of students. Thanks to slang, ditties about the lives of schoolchildren become even funnier.

Modern versions of funny ditties about school with funny texts for children

I sat on the Unified State Exam and didn’t know a damn thing,
Nobody let me write it off
Fail the exam!

I teach mathematics
Three hundred and forty days a year!
The remaining twenty days
I'm just thinking about her!

The school year has begun
The clock ticked
And the question bothers me:
Is the holidays coming soon?

Funny school ditties about girls from boys for the holidays - a selection of texts

Funny ditties about school life for girls performed by boys for themed holidays are perfect. For example, boys can perform perky verses about girls at a concert in honor of March 8th. Also, similar options can be used as comic numbers for graduations and last calls.

A selection of funny ditties with texts about girls from boys for school holidays

Even on Tanya’s birthday
Yura out of habit
Tanya instead of congratulations
He pulled my pigtails!

If you are my friend
Rescued from misfortune.
Raise your hand quickly
So that they don't call me!

Petya beat Katya
- I even got tired:
He beat me with a textbook,
Maybe he fell in love?

Cheerful and funny school ditties about boys from girls - the best texts

In turn, girls can always prepare fun and funny versions of school ditties about boys. For example, such numbers are relevant at festive events in honor of February 23, which take place in a school or classroom.

Funny texts of funny school ditties about boys from girls

Vova is late for school
Explains simply:
- And study, Marivanna,
It's never too late!

We'll sing ditties for you,
Perk up your ears.
We'll sing for you about boys
And we are waiting for applause! Wow!

Our class is all boys
They wear different pants.
But when they go to serve
They will treasure the uniform! Wow!

Someone wants to be a tank driver
Some are just pilots.
Someone will become a sailor
Or a machine gunner! Wow!