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I read that Ramos, without hesitation, spat at provocateur Costa. I believe that he was very lucky, he got off easy))
“If someone steps on Aries’ sore spot, then Aries, as a rule, hits the offender in the ear without any delay or preamble.”
Somewhere I already had a humorous horoscope about who takes revenge... But this time it’s more detailed)))

About Libra I died - Maaasya.., who would doubt it.)))
“However, they still have one strong side that Libra can use for revenge - terrible and terrible. They can, for example, masterfully discourage their offender from the sympathy of some person valuable to him.” *hysterics*

How Zodiac signs take revenge. Alternative horoscope

Imagining a vengeful Aries is quite a difficult matter. If someone steps on Aries's sore spot, then Aries usually gives it to the offender in the ear without any delay or preamble.

And this is not considered revenge, because it is a normal reaction of a healthy body. I will say more, if the attack on the said callus was virtual and the offender was unattainable for hitting the ear, Aries can easily forget about everything in an hour, and the next day, as if nothing had happened, hug and kiss the offender. Therefore, in order for Aries to have a desire to take revenge, he needs to be taken out very systematically and taken very seriously...

Well, for example, every day and loudly talk about his weak points at the very moment when his passion is present in close proximity. In this case, however, you will also immediately get hit in the ear, but if you have the courage to continue in the same spirit further, then after a while Aries will take root in the opinion that you need to be beaten. Exactly. Aries' revenge is always radical. He will never stoop to any kind of retaliatory petty dirty tricks. Aries needs only one thing - for the object of revenge to cease to exist, at least in the immediate visible space. What Aries will consistently strive for:

Sir, you must die.

Or maybe it could be some other way? Maybe you will be satisfied, at least, by cutting off a hand or, say, an ear? A? Well, please...

No, sir, you must die.

In general, Aries, who decides to take revenge, can easily force you to at least move to another organization or even move your whole family to another city. Moreover, it is characteristic that Aries himself will consider this not revenge, but self-defense.

In order to awaken vindictiveness in Taurus, in general, you also need to try hard. Taurus people take root in the opinion that a person is a bastard only after carefully collecting statistical information on this topic. But they take revenge much more perversely than Aries.

In all likelihood, the founder of the vendetta was precisely this sign together with Scorpio. Taurus's revenge, as a rule, consists of a systematic and inexorable blocking of all gateways and channels to the offender. And Taurus is a sign that, for some reason, always turns out to be the owner of those very cranks that block these gateways and channels. For example, in a party, Taurus are often not only the main breadwinners, drinkers and hosts at home, but also unspoken trendsetters and tastemakers.

This does not mean that they are such leaders. No. Here the matter is different. They simply always have a very valid and weighty opinion on any matter. Therefore, they do not impose new people and new tastes on anyone - they only approve or DO NOT approve of what others bring. So, if you receive Taurus’s revenge, then be prepared for the fact that Taurus will categorically disapprove of you wherever and whenever he can reach. This means that you will almost certainly “be left without sweets” and find yourself in isolation.

And if someone tries to intercede for you, then Taurus will “cross out” him too - and so on until the twelfth generation. Moreover, these sanctions are almost irrevocable. In order to once again earn the trust and respect of Taurus, you will have to repent and fawn so much that it would be easier to hang yourself right away.

Twins

This is one of the main ulcers of the Zodiac. The fact is that most Geminis have a passion for being great and respected, but no one perceives them that way. Therefore, it is very easy to make a Gemini inflamed with a thirst for revenge. Having received Gemini's revenge, you will certainly become the object of the most incredible rumors and gossip, ugly flat barbs and blatant misinformation.

Gemini boys can even get into a fight with superior enemy forces, and they are always superior, but in two minutes these Don Quixotes will already be whining in the corner. Now, if this were a computer fight, Gemini would have killed anyone in it. So, Gemini can seriously take revenge on you only if you own a computer - sending, for example, some kind of letter with a virus - this is always welcome.

At the same time, the mood of most Geminis changes much faster than the weather. Having decided to take revenge on you in the morning, by lunchtime Gemini may already be offering you a mutually beneficial business or sharing with you freshly invented gossip about a new object chosen for revenge.

However, if you decided that you shouldn’t be afraid of Gemini’s revenge, then you were mistaken. Firstly, people tend to believe even the most incredible rumors and then go and wash themselves off.

And secondly, Geminis tend to know everything about everyone, and therefore, when inventing yet another gossip, they can reveal something really painful and compromising about you - without knowing it. In general, the understanding that the one who owns the information owns the world is inherent in these figures at the instinctive level.

The simplest and most common way of crayfish revenge is to leave without a hat on a cold night so that everyone feels bad. It can be used for any reason, as well as for no reason - depending on the mood. This category also includes a complete break in relationships. In the case of Cancer, this means that Cancer will not react to you at all - in no way and never, even if you drown before his eyes.

Moreover, the likelihood that Cancer will forgive you even if the offense was insignificant is extremely small. If Cancer is seriously hurt, the consequences can be the most unexpected. Aware of their generally small strength, Cancers can even use heavy artillery to kill a cockroach, not to mention take revenge on more serious opponents. For example, in a vengeful impulse, drowning someone’s bag in the nearest body of water or completely burning someone’s documents would be like a crustacean.

I'm not even talking about physical revenge. If it comes to a fight, then it can only be with the use of something like a crowbar, a stool with iron legs, or something else like that... So, Cancer is terrible in anger. But in general, the worst thing is not even the crab’s revenge, but the crab’s resentment itself. This creature will look at you reproachfully with its big tearful eyes, like a lapdog abandoned in the forest, and you will be ashamed, ashamed, ashamed!!!

But you will not be able to make amends for your guilt, and therefore your conscience will strangle you, strangle you, and strangle you until it strangles you until you faint.

In order to awaken a thirst for revenge in Leo, he just needs to be seriously deceived. And deceiving Leo is a piece of cake, you just have to want to. The question is: why do you need this? The lion's revenge, even when executed lightly, is as terrible as death.

And even in hard execution it is completely crushing, but it rarely comes to that. The simplest way to take the lion's revenge is to clearly demonstrate that you are a complete, worthless nonentity and even worse. This is demonstrated by our own example.

That is, Leo publicly shows how much cooler he looks, works and relaxes than you. Moreover, even if he has never been involved in the business that you are busy with, in order to show your insignificance, he will manage to make him better than you. Next in the lion's ranking of revenge are public insults and exposure. That is, Leo will publicly tell you everything he thinks about you.

Moreover, the sympathies of those around him will naturally be on his side - because these sympathies are always on the side of Leo. This is where the easy revenge ends. And Leo’s tough revenge doesn’t end there and doesn’t stop at anything. You can be pursued by dark personalities who for some reason suddenly turn out to be Leo’s closest friends, thrown down by examiners everywhere from the traffic police to the institute, abandoned by friends and acquaintances, and also quartered and cut on the wheel by people from the other world.

And behind all this you will see a terrible lion’s grin. Over time, you will become a puny schizophrenic and begin to see the lion's machinations in all manifestations of life - including a clogged toilet and sour milk.

To be honest, I have a hard time imagining what exactly needs to be done in order for Virgo to decide to take revenge, but many representatives of this sign have a tendency towards this. Moreover, Virgos take revenge, as a rule, in especially perverted forms. Now, if you watched a film about the heroic Sergei Lazo, who was burned in the furnace of a steam locomotive by the Japanese, then you should have a rough idea of what can be done to a person with a certain amount of girlish fantasy, and girlish fantasy - because Japan is under the sign of Virgo.

Remember, for example, there was such a beautiful vase with holes, designed to place the enemy’s head. The idea of pumping water into a person through the ears is also good. In general, whatever you can think of when you are seriously and girlishly puzzled by the question. The everyday revenge of Virgos is no less subtle, but is characterized by one funny feature: the person who is being taken revenge learns that this happened to him last. For example, to draw up some long-awaited documents for you, having made just one minor mistake, leading to you going through all the circles of hell that preceded it again - it will be like a girl: nothing is immediately clear, but it will be devastating in the end.

In general, Virgos, more than any other sign, are prone to revenge using official and documentary methods. That is, if you offended Virgo, and she has something to report you to the official authorities, she will almost certainly report it there. There is also a well-known girlish technique of charming someone and marinating them to death solely for the purpose of deeply hurting someone.

Libra is a rather touchy sign. However, they don’t really know how to take revenge. Here everything is somehow more like a child’s version: oh, you’re like that to me, okay, and I’m like that to you. They say, give me my toys and don’t pee in my potty. At the same time, when Libra themselves already believe that they have reached the limits of severity and deceit, the subject at whom revenge is directed only begins to realize that it turns out that they are taking revenge on him.

In addition, by blocking some opportunities that depend on them, Libra often completely loses control over the one they were going to take revenge on, which makes further murder practically impossible. Well, the most extreme thing that Libra is capable of is to challenge the offender to a verbal duel, present his accusations to him and demand an explanation. As a rule, the explanations are through the roof - not everyone is as honest as Libra...

However, they do have one strong side that Libra can use for revenge - terrible and terrible. They can, for example, masterfully discourage their offender from the sympathy of some person valuable to him. They can also, to spite their enemies, infiltrate somewhere high to warm places and from there brazenly stick out their tongue at the offender, so that he becomes bitter and envious. In general, such intellectual and behind-the-scenes intrigues... A good sign.

I knew one person who was and remained a Libra and was engaged in such difficult activities in his company as contacts with all sorts of “guys” and “roofs”, so he was famous for the fact that thanks to his activities there never came to a serious showdown there, although his boss was a surprisingly bitchy man and there were plenty of violent passions around this company.

Scorpion

This sign traditionally holds the lead in bitchiness. Although not deservedly so. In fact, Pisces is much more bitchy than him, but no one knows that. So, a normal Scorpio is different in that he cares about everything. Everywhere he, you see, has his own interests, he needs to control everything and keep him on the hook. Accordingly, as soon as someone offends his interests, Scorpio immediately becomes filled with poison and runs to bite.

Scorpio's biting can be different, but it differs, first of all, in that its main goal is not to neutralize the enemy, but to inflict on him the deepest possible moral and, at worst, physical injuries, with which he would suffer until the end of his serious life. days.

For the same reason, Scorpios are the founders of the principle “beat your own so that strangers will be afraid” - inflicting deep, bleeding and permanent wounds on your own, you see, is a hundred times more convenient than on strangers. All their weak points are known in advance and it is not difficult to poke them into them. For example, I knew a Scorpio woman who had a husband obsessed with looking respectable - so she endlessly reproached him on one single occasion when he looked undignified, having worked himself up to the extreme in the store and telling the saleswoman everything that the saleswoman deserved. The husband blushed, turned pale and lowered his eyes.

And the Scorpio - the infection - was waiting for a large gathering of guests, and again: “Do you remember, in the store...” But what is characteristic is that not a single Scorpio will ever forget to spill a little balm on freshly inflicted wounds, so that the object of the bite would not completely close his shell from him and didn't get off the hook. That is, so that he remains a convenient victim.

Only Geminis have immunity against scorpion bites - because most of them do not have such depth in their souls that a scorpion sting can scratch them. Or maybe there is depth, but the attitude towards it is not so deep. That is, Scorpio catches them, and they themselves joke about this topic, as if they were not being stabbed with a sting, but their heels were being tickled with a feather.

Sagittarius

Well, these are boring Avengers. A la “little red devils” and “elusive Jack” whom no one catches. That is, they would be happy, in the name of justice and all sorts of principles, to chop up everyone they come across with a sword, but while they are there talking about justice and principles, you stroke, and there is no one left to chop. And most importantly, they practically cannot commit reprisals if there is not a large crowd of people. It's boring for them and somehow not at all edifying.

For that same justice, they first need to gather a whole veche, explain to the people there that, they say, look at what a bastard, and then, with fireworks and fanfare, let him go, the bastard.

True, like everyone who is sick with principles, they are quite vindictive. Therefore, if they meet the offender in twenty years, and then they have the opportunity to give him a full ride, they will do so with great joy and will not blink an eyelid. Sagittarius succeeded in revenge alone like no other. In bureaucratic revenge. Let’s say, if you need to get a certificate from some woman saying that you have been vaccinated against influenza, and you stepped on this woman’s foot in the last year and did not apologize, then she will come off.

Moreover, according to all the rules. For the sake of this certificate, you will go around all thirty circles of hell, heaven and purgatory until you collect certificates about the purity of your pedigree up to the twelfth generation and present them to justify the fact that you have some rights to the requested certificate. And then she will consider all this for three years, coordinate it in ten commissions, and deal with other such dirty tricks.

And then, he will give you a certificate without stamps and send you to receive one at one end of the city, and the other at the other, and will forget to call there to get it for you.

Capricorn

I can’t even imagine what needs to be done in order to force Capricorn to take revenge. There is practically nothing to get at these people - they themselves will get anyone they want... Well, okay, let’s assume you managed to get Capricorn by hooking something, for example, on his passion. This is bad. There will be no revenge anyway. And there will be consistent survival from all surroundings available to Capricorn.

Moreover, this does not mean at all that Capricorn will carry out some special work in this direction there. It’s just that Capricorn probably already managed to dig in there much earlier and much better than you, and therefore all the levers are in his hands... But that’s how it is, it’s all about the little things. It could be worse, perhaps. This is when you managed to evoke antipathy in Capricorn for some inexplicable reason and a strong antipathy - reaching the point of white heat. Then Capricorn becomes capable of everything that Virgo is capable of, only on a hypertrophied scale.

That is, if it is enough for Virgo to simply tighten the tap of your drip and leave, Capricorn definitely needs to replace the contents in this drip with some kind of caustic substance and then sit and watch what happens. Capricorn's revenge can only be overcome by massive bombing of his habitat within a radius of three hundred kilometers for ten days without interruption. And even then, if you are sure that this Capricorn does not have his hand at the command post of the contingent of forces that will be entrusted with this bombing - which is unlikely.

In general, what am I telling you? Better watch the episode of “Sherlock Holmes”, where it’s about Professor Moriarty. Here Moriarty is a typical Capricorn.

Aquarius

The only vengeful Aquarius I knew was a rare idiot of about fifty, and even offended in early childhood. And with all this, he still took revenge jokingly and playfully - not even seriously, which, however, did not make the objects of his revenge any better. In short, he doesn't count.

Aquarians do not like to take revenge and do not know how. Some mentally unhealthy representatives of this sign can betray, set up and blatantly deceive, but they do this not out of revenge, but simply out of love for art and self-affirmation. It is practically impossible to piss Aquarius off to such an extent that he begins to take revenge.

This sign has such a strong innate sense of humor that its representatives will make you look like a complete idiot long before you get to them. If you like it, you can consider it revenge, but they don't think so. A typical Aquarius is a Home Alone type of character. That is, he will roll you half to death without even knowing it. He has such strange habits that any close contact with him is fraught with self-harm, and contact with evil goals - especially. Suppose you are quietly sneaking up on Aquarius from behind, in order to do something wrong, and Aquarius, just at this moment, for some reason remembers that he, it turns out, knows how to do a backflip... What will happen?

That's right: Aquarius will hit you on the head with both feet and then pitifully lead you to the medical center, where he will remember that he also knows how to bandage and inadvertently bandage you so that you will forget how to breathe and when you remember, it will be too late.

The Ministry of Health warns...

It is usually very easy to offend a normal Pisces. But only a person close enough can offend her so that she wants to take revenge, because Pisces easily forgets about all other insults. And Pisces take revenge in every possible way, except for the obvious ones. They weave intrigues, cross the path of the offender exactly where he does not expect and delight his life in all sorts of other ways.

The easiest way for a fish to take revenge is to walk everywhere with an offended face and tell what a bad person you are and how cruelly you treated her. Pisces always does this very naturally, because they are truly offended sincerely. Therefore, sympathizers may have a bad opinion of you for a long time.

If this doesn’t seem enough to Pisces, she can unravel the most terrible rumors about you, no worse than Gemini, and even better: because Pisces’ rumors are much more naturalistic than Gemini’s - firstly, and absolutely irrefutable due to a fair amount of fog and omissions - in the first place. second.

Having a very big grudge against you, Pisces can pretend that it was not offended by you at all, and then, under the guise of a sincere desire to help, tell you such fables and give you such advice that you will spend a very long time unraveling the mess you brewed with your own hands.

Moreover, you still won’t be able to accuse Pisces of malicious intent - she will take care to construct all her slippery speeches so that she has somewhere to retreat, they say, she warned that this information is unverified. No worse than Scorpio, Pisces knows how to hit on sore spots. No worse than Sagittarius, he can torture you with bureaucratic torment. He beats Libra no worse in intellectual battles, although he does not even have the rudiments of intelligence in the traditional sense of the word...

The Indian approach to astrology is unique. The nakshatra is taken as the basis here. This is the “lunar house”, or “lunar station” on the path that the Moon passes through the sky. Each nakshatra occupies 13°20', while the zodiac sign occupies 30°, and represents a constellation. The main star of this constellation gives the nakshatra its name, and it is ruled by its planetary ruler. They always follow each other in strict sequence:

South lunar node (Ketu);

Venus (Sukra);

Sun (Sulya or Ravi);

Moon (Chandra);

Mars (Mangala);

North lunar node (Rahu);

Jupiter (Brihaspati or Guru);

Saturn (Shani);

Mercury (Buddha).

This sequence is repeated 3 times because there are 27 nakshatras. The concept of nakshatras and their lords is used when making fortune predictions. Each nakshatra corresponds to a specific animal symbol, and to determine the nakshatra in which a person was born, you only need to know the day and month of his birth.

Nakshatra Ashwini, symbol - Stallion, ruler of the South Node of the Moon (Ketu), April 13 - 26

Representatives of this nakshatra are known in India for their tirelessness and perseverance in sex; they often follow their hobbies. They do not expect initiative from their partner and prefer to take the first step. At the same time, their sociability and openness are captivating, and their sensuality attracts the opposite sex.

Ashwini cannot be tamed in love; she will not give up her freedom. She is interested in the same partner, energetic and slightly prone to adventurism, she is looking for perfection.

The driving force behind new acquaintances is often curiosity, but in the absence of a clearly defined goal, it can be dangerous. However, the desire for movement, for communication, for new acquaintances outweighs.

Successful partners for Ashwini:

Mrigazira (Snake), Rohini (Snake), Sravana (Monkey), Purva Ashadha (Male Monkey), Anuradha (Deer), Shatabishak (Deer), Zhieshta (Deer).

Bharani, symbol - Elephant, ruler Venus (Sukra), April 27 - May 10

The elephant in India symbolizes voluptuousness and is considered a source of feminine energy. The representative of this nakshatra has a strong energy of creation, so she needs intense sex and a constant partner. She requires firm commitments, and long-term ones, since in love she is an outspoken owner and a gambling hunter-seducer. However, having won, she loses interest in the prey.

Bharani needs luxury, she loves to dress fashionably, knows a lot about pleasure, and is a gourmet. But she also knows how to work, and, being an ambitious individualist, she doesn’t trust anyone and tries to take on everything herself.

Successful partners for Bharani:

Mrigazira (Snake), Rohini (Serpent), Sravana (Monkey), Purva Ashadha (Male Monkey), Pushya (Ram), Krittika (Sheep), Swati (Buffalo), Hasta (Buffalo), Revati (Elephant).

Krittika, symbol - Sheep, ruler Sun (Surya), May 11-24

The representative of this nakshatra is subject to hesitation and doubt. She is overcome by opposite feelings, she rushes about and does not know what to decide. Being emotional, she wants to remain a puritan, hiding her natural temper behind demonstrative calm. Willpower allows Krittika to cope with difficulties, she knows how to control herself and is a good leader.

As for personal life, there is a lot of caution, secrecy and unnecessary delay. And the reason is the fear of losing, so when a rival appears, Krittika gives up the battlefield. In love, she can be sensual and hot, but sometimes she is held back by fear of responsibility. And in general, she likes the process more than the result.

Successful partners for Krittika:

Pushia (Ram), Swati (Buffalo), Hasta (Buffalo), Revati (Elephant), Bharani (Elephant), Uttara Bhadra (Cow), Uttara Falguni (Bull), Uttara Ashadha).

Rohini, symbol - Serpent, ruler Moon (Chandra), May 25 - June 7

The representative of this nakshatra has a tremulous and sensitive heart, but masks this with visible indifference to signs of attention. She can become inflamed with passion for a man, pursue him and drive herself into an uncomfortable position. Often gets into a love triangle situation.

She wants to see the object of her passion constantly, is jealous of him, expects devotion for life. She needs frequent dates and a love idyll.

Rohini is a creative person, considers herself a fine connoisseur of beauty, and on this basis demands to surround herself with luxury. She will not live in need. She needs a salon in which she can receive worthy guests, distinguished by high intelligence and sophistication. It is difficult to please her; no matter what is done for her, she will remain unsatisfied.

Successful partners for Rohini:

Shatabishak (Mare), Stallion (Ashwini), Revati (Elephant), Bharani (Elephant), Mrigazira (Snake).

Mrigaziri, symbol - Snake, ruler Mars (Mangala), June 8-20

The feminine essence of the representative of this nakshatra is manifested in the fact that she does not take the first step in her sexual life, but she is fluent in the art of sensual hypnosis. Therefore, she does not need aggressiveness; she will get anyone anyway. But only those who truly desire it will be able to truly ignite it.

If she falls in love, it will be for life. Not every candidate, even if he is a good sexual partner, can be awarded this. Mrigaziri wants to admire him, his intelligence and abilities.

She herself has a sharp mind, loves to exercise power and lead people. She does not miss the opportunity to participate in discussions and, through victories in them, creates for herself the authority of a skillful speaker and debater. Her drive and energy constantly need to expand her field of activity. Mrigaziri takes criticism with difficulty and skillfully defends himself.

Sometimes she sees the danger in the fact that feelings take over her too much, and she is able to decisively refuse them - lust for power and careerism win.

Successful partners for Mrigaziri:

Rohini (Snake), Shatabishak (Mare), Stallion (Ashwini), Revati (Elephant), Bharani (Elephant).

Aridra, symbol - Dog, ruler of the North Node of the Moon (Rahu), June 21 - July 4

Idealism is the main quality of the representative of this nakshatra. It is impossible to achieve the ideal, but Aridra persistently strives to find it in real life. Those around her perceive this as a manifestation of authoritarianism, but this does not repel them: Aridra is very attractive and sexy, she knows how to be charming and diplomatic. However, power beckons her, and she is gladly drawn into hardware games and intrigues.

In love, she is also attracted to the ideal created by her imagination, and she makes high demands on her partner. These include constant declarations of love, praise of her appearance and actions. But she herself does not consider it necessary to follow the rules, and can easily commit treason, sacrificing a stable relationship for the sake of a mirage. And all because she imagines her ideal.

When Aridra is overcome by fiery passion, she gives herself over to it with tenderness and self-sacrifice, creating illusions for herself that ultimately give way to disappointment.

Successful partners for Mrigaziri: another Dog or Mula (Dog).

Punarvazu, symbol - Cat, ruler Jupiter (Brihaspati), July 5 - 18

The representative of this nakshatra does not tolerate loneliness; she needs to feel surrounded by a clan or family who love and care for her. She is very attached to close people, loves them and has a gentle guiding influence on them. However, this does not prevent her from being independent and not tolerating control over her actions.

Punarvazu must have a clear goal; without this, she feels insecure, but she does not get involved in risky activities. Her mind is always alert and does not allow her feelings to lead her in the wrong direction.

Many people around Punarvazu would like to be a part of her life. She, however, chooses one. But he does not show initiative, remains indifferent and patiently waits for the first step on his part. She can only allow herself distant hints of her inclination, but only a very insightful mind can unravel their secret.

Successful partners for Punarvazu:

Sravana (Monkey), Purva Ashadha (Male Monkey), Anuradha (Odeniha), Ashlesha (Cat), Zhieshta (Deer)

Pushia, symbol - Ram, ruler Saturn (Shani), July 19 - August 1

The representative of this nakshatra is a creative person, a man of duty and a notorious owner. She does not tolerate betrayal, and jealousy can simply explode. It is not easy to be in love with her, because she is secretive, shy and her partner is required to understand her half a hint and half a word. She is very independent and not prone to showing feelings. To succeed in love, Pushia needs a calm, pleasant environment.

But if her sexuality breaks through, then she is able to pursue her partner like prey. However, she cannot boast of consistency; she requires variety.

She will fulfill family responsibilities strictly, just like any others. As an intelligent and committed person, Pushia will devote all his strength to fulfilling his duty, even to the point of overload. She is very responsible, and will carry out any task entrusted to her with the utmost care.

Successful partners for Pushia:

Swati (Buffalo), Hasta (Buffalo), Uttara Falguni (Bull), Revati (Elephant), Uttara Bhadra (Cow), Uttara Ashadha (Mongoose), Krittika (Sheep).

Ashlesha, symbol - Cat, ruler Mercury (Buddha), August 2-15

The representative of this nakshatra is also distinguished by a heightened sense of ownership, but she is not created for family life. She loves the art of seduction and is surrounded by a crowd of admirers who admire and worship her. Her power over people is great, and her combination of intelligence, insight, wisdom and sense of humor keeps her on the dangerous line between good and evil, ignorance and knowledge.

Deep down, Ashlesha would like to single out from the mass of fans the only one who would be of value to her. He must be completely different, but what it is is difficult for her to imagine.

When changing partners, Ashlesha wants to get from them only what she likes and does not welcome her partner’s assertiveness. Her attitude towards heaven is based on selfishness, although she is capable of showing tenderness, sensuality and affection. At the same time, she avoids excessive intimacy, spiritual rapprochement, and takes attempts to influence herself with hostility. At her core, she is a loner, and when she feels encroached upon by her partner, she simply leaves.

Successful partners for Ashlesha:

Pushia: Anuradha (Deer), Zhi-eshta (Deer), Panarvazu (Cat), Sravana (Monkey), Purva Ashadha (Male Monkey).

Magha, symbol - Rat, south node Moon (Ketu), August 16 - 29

The representative of this nakshatra is committed to traditional values and in this sense is a conservative. The material joys of life seem important to her, and she spares no effort to achieve them. Her calling is to have power, prosperity, wealth and managing people. But everything is not enough for her, and she is often dissatisfied. She never tires of acquiring and increasing her fortune, and at the same time she can show stubbornness and some aggression.

Magha takes the search for a suitable love partner very seriously. She can spend years on this because she attaches great importance to love. A partner who suits her must subordinate his interests to her ambitions and meet all requirements.

One of them must be endurance in sex, since Magha’s abilities in it are very great. She is insatiable, matures early and does not lose interest in this activity for a long time.

Besides a good dose of sex, Magha needs the best food and a variety of entertainment. She usually boasts a beautiful body and pays a lot of attention to caring for it.

Lucky partners for Magha: this is another Rat or Purva Falguni (Rat)

Purva Falguni, symbol - Rat, Venus (Shukra), August 30 - September 12

The representative of this nakshatra wants to have a solid material base in life, authority, and if possible, then power. She needs comfort and even luxury, and for this she is ready to work long and hard to earn money.

She does this rationally and competently, directing her main efforts to creating a family home. Family in general means a lot to Purva Falguni; she is distinguished by her affection for all its members.

A home cannot be created without love, so Purva Falguni is looking for a partner who has common goals with her and can take on certain obligations. The most important thing in a family is children, and Purva Falguni is ready to do anything for them. Purva Falguni solves family problems in bed, where all quarrels end and reconciliation occurs.

Sex brings variety to her purposeful life, and often this leads to problems and troubles. This happens because sex captivates her so much that she can lose her head. She offers sexual relations to her object directly, without hints or circumlocutions, and this scares off many.

Lucky partners for Purva Falguni: this is another Rat or Magha (Rats)

Ulara Falguni, symbol - Bull, Sun (Surya), September 13 - 25

The representative of this nakshatra does not pretend to do much and looks at things realistically. She stands with her feet on the ground, seeks stability and does not tolerate sudden changes in life.

Natural friendliness, kindness and generosity are not supported by self-confidence, so Ulara Fulguni needs a reliable partner. Her life should be organized measuredly, in accordance with the accepted routine and rules. Any failure entails stress, although from Ulara Fulguni looks calm and balanced.

When forming a family, Ulara Fulguni is inclined to prefer love of convenience to passion, striving to arrange her future family life better and more comfortably. Sometimes this is a mistake, but it is still based on the desire for procreation, for the well-being of future children.

Sexually, Ulara Fulguni does not ignite quickly, she needs to be interested.

Successful partners for Ular Fulguni:

Pushia (Ram), Swati (Buffalo), Uttara Bhadra (Cow), Anuradha (Deer), Zhi-eshta (Deer), Krittika (Sheep).

Hasta, symbol - Buffalo, Moon (Chandra), September 26 - October 9

The representative of this nakshatra is tormented by a feeling of inner emptiness, and she strives to fill it with a series of love affairs. Finding a suitable partner for Khaste is difficult. They change so often because, on the one hand, it is not easy to please her, and on the other, the partners intuitively feel that they are simply being used.

And this is true, these connections are based on selfishness and consumerism, although Hasta is capable of both generosity and gullibility. True, she lacks self-confidence; she feels vulnerable and incompetent.

Despite all this, her desire to succeed in life is very strong, and she is constantly searching for useful people and necessary contacts. Hasta is looking for a partner who can lend a shoulder, encourage and support. Each time she enters into a relationship, she hopes for the best, and continues it until she herself is disappointed again, or her partner leaves her first.

She does not lose hope, especially since she enjoys making love; without it, life is boring and uninteresting for her. But even in sex, Hasta remains independent, sometimes tough, although she is capable of much for her beloved.

Successful partners for Hasta:

Swati (Buffalo), Revati (Elephant), Bharani (Elephant), Krittika (Sheep), Pushya (Ram), Uttara Bhadra (Cow), Ulara Fulguni (Ox).

Chitra, symbol - Tigress, Mars (Mangala), October 10 - 22

A representative of this nakshatra has considerable charisma, a strong character and an ineradicable desire to build her career in public life. Before this goal, everyone else retreats, even children are relegated to second place.

Chitra's sociability is a necessary quality for popularity, she demonstrates generosity, ambition and creativity. A charismatic leader must dress fashionably and be at the center of events at all kinds of public events, and Chitra copes with these tasks perfectly. She is beautiful, moderately eccentric, but she needs to be careful: if she gets carried away, she can get excited, or even lose her temper.

With such an appearance and demeanor, it is not surprising that Chitra's love affairs begin early. She gets carried away by them, but never to the detriment of her main goal. The partner must be content with the time that remains after social duties, and he may get tired of being on the sidelines.

Sex is important to Chitra, but again, she will never give in to pressure if she herself is not interested. She will prefer loneliness - it won’t last for long anyway.

Successful partners for Chitra: another tigress or Visakha (Tiger).

Swati, symbol - Buffalo, north node of the Moon (Rahu), October 23 - November 5

The representative of this nakshatra is extremely ambitious, and at the same time she is an incorrigible idealist - a dangerous combination. And if we take into account the peculiarity of Swati that she is honest and naive, then her eternal desire for perfection often seems to her achievable and almost real.

She strives for success and wealth, for power, she would like to do something to become noticeable from the point of view of history, and the scale of the claims does not frighten her. Such large-scale goals, of course, require a reliable and faithful partner who is ready to make sacrifices for Swati. He must be extraordinary, worthy of goals and a partner, but reality sometimes lets him down. Therefore, Swati suffers because her ambitions are combined with a tender sensitive soul.

Her sexuality is not demonstrated for the time being and is revealed already during intimacy. Sex for Swati is not only her favorite pastime, but also a means by which she, after waiting for the right moment, initiates events.

Successful partners for Swati:

Hasta (Buffalo), Bharani (Elephant), Uttara Bhadra (Cow), Krittika (Sheep), Revati (Elephant), Pushya (Ram), Ulara Fulguni (Ox).

Visakha, symbol - Tiger, Jupiter (Brihaspati), November 6-18

The representative of this nakshatra is distinguished by an ineradicable desire for novelty - new friends, new lovers, a new profession. Change is the main meaning of Vishakha’s life; another favorite pastime is searching for the mysteries of nature and collecting unusual impressions.

She listens to the advice of her many friends with pleasure, but acts in her own way. Ambition pushes her to change activities and to new successes. Being an attentive, sensitive and charming person, Visakha has no difficulty in starting an affair. But nothing prevents her from simultaneously joining the game with another partner, even if before this she had in mind a serious relationship with the first.

Her sexual appetites are great, she tries to find a partner who can completely satisfy her hunger. If she is lucky enough to meet such a person, then for some time she will refrain from looking for variety on the side. Visakha's life is stormy and interesting, and only age can calm her down a little. There are cases when Visakha's lot becomes celibacy; this is one of the attempts to curb one's temper.

Successful partners for Visakha: this is another Tiger or Chitra (Tigress).

Anuradha, symbol - Deer, Saturn (Shani), November 19 - December 1

The life of a representative of this nakshatra comes down to the search for perfection. This process is a chain of disappointments, and Anuradha rushes from hope to depression, from tenderness to cruelty, from euphoria to deep melancholy.

Spiritual ups and downs distract Anuradha from the routine of material existence, which sometimes becomes completely unbearable. She does not refuse any work, believing that difficulties are surmountable, and at the same time she may not calculate her strength.

If she happens to fall in love, the maximalist Anuradha completely immerses herself in this process, idealizes her partner, and builds fantastic castles. Which then collapse and cause her unbearable pain.

Sex brightens up her life, but she sees it only as an addition to love. Just like that, out of nothing to do, she is not interested in him. Nevertheless, she changes partners in the hope of meeting the one she has dreamed of all her life.

Successful partners for Anuradha:

Uttara Bhadra (Cow), Ulara Fulguni (Bull), Ashwini (Stallion), Shatabishak (Mare), Ashlesha (Cat), Punarvazu (Cat), Zhieshta (Deer).

Zhieshta, symbol - Deer, Mercury (Budha), December 2 - 14

The representative of this nakshatra is used to completing all her undertakings. Ambition haunts her; she needs power, wealth and the material benefits associated with it. Moreover, pride pushes her to search for things that are difficult to obtain and with which she can show off. The passion for acquisition can develop into banal materialism if you cannot stop yourself.

Zhieshta, deep down in her soul, admires spirituality, but it is difficult for her to resist the temptations of life. These primarily include love adventures. A destructive force lies dormant in Zhiesht, which can be released in the frenzy of love, turning into a frenzy. Is it dangerous.

Feelings in Zhieste are in full swing, and passion flares up instantly. But it can fade away just as quickly if interest in the partner disappears. Physical attractiveness alone is not enough; Zhieshta is seriously interested in individuals who are whole, strong, and have high intelligence.

Successful partners for Ziesti:

Krittika (Sheep), Ashwini (Stallion), Punarvazu (Cat), Anuradha (Deer), Ashlesha (Cat), Uttara Bhadra (Cow), Ulara Fulguni (Bull), Shatabishak (Mare), Magha (Rat).

Mula, symbol - Dog, south node of the Moon (Ketu), December 15 - 27

The representative of this nakshatra always has a lot of ideas in stock that she can offer to friends. The love of adventure and personal courage are attractive to others, so a circle of well-wishers always gathers around Mula, whom she carries along with her. Unexpected turns in life make it more interesting and do not frighten you at all. Mulya has nothing to fear, because she is not obsessed with hoarding and, being quite wealthy, lives simply and does not practice excesses.

But love adventures somewhat frighten Mulu, just like sex, although she cannot do without them. On the one hand, this is all tempting, but on the other, it’s as if nothing will happen.

Mula has the necessary reserves of sensuality and passion, and it is difficult to resist her. Mula does not make concessions to her partner, forcing him to adapt to her.

Successful partners for Mula: Purva Ashadha (Male Monkey), Aridra (Dog), Chitra (Tigress).

Purva Ashadha, symbol - Male Monkey, Venus (Shudha), December 28 - January 10

The representative of this nakshatra is a strong personality. So strong that she is able to change herself. Determination, rigidity and discipline paradoxically coexist with capriciousness and evasiveness, the ability to evade responsibility.

Possessing many talents and rich creativity, Purva Ashadha is capable of unexpected failure in some aspect, and this often confuses those around her. No one can know everything, therefore Purva Ashadha must develop.

She is known for being able to change her mind abruptly, and this does not add to her sympathy.

In love, she also needs changes, and making them a secret for her partner is unwise. But sometimes Purva Ashadha does this, perhaps in order to have a reason to change her partner. Long-term relationships weigh on her, and when she promises her next lover to be faithful, she mentally adds: “Until next time.”

Successful partners for Purva Ashadha:

Sravana (Monkey), Revati (Elephant), Ashwini (Stallion), Mula (Dog), Bharani (Elephant), Shatabishak (Mare), Punarvazu (Cat), Ashlesha (Cat).

Uttara Ashadha, symbol - Mongoose, Sun (Surya), January 11 - 23

The representative of this nakshatra repeats the main features of the mongoose: cheerfulness, mobility, the ability for tireless activity and fundamental independence. This person is absolutely self-sufficient, so much so that she is not supposed to have a partner in the Hindu zodiac. And this is the only such case.

The mongoose is truly an idealistic loner who understands life in her own way. She is not satisfied with our realities, and she does not accept them. Therefore, it is difficult for her to get along with anyone, and sometimes with herself.

However, the Mongoose also has a need for love; they also differ in complexity. The partner is obliged to comply with her, that is, to accept her independence, the periodic need to be alone, high spirituality and a unique view of things. And sometimes lofty matters can distract the Mongoose from thoughts about sex, and the partner must also agree with this.

Naturally, Snakes are not found among the Mongoose’s partners.

Successful partners for Uttara Ashadha:

Uttara Bhadra (Cow), Krittika (Sheep), Purva Ashadha (Male Monkey), Pushya (Ram), Sravana (Monkey) and the same Magus.

Sravana, symbol - Monkey, Moon (Chandra), January 24 - February 5

The representative of this nakshatra is distinguished by intelligence and insight. She can discern the truth among the illusions that mask it, and she does so with true genius. She hears the surrounding space and catches a distant call for help, looks for Monkeys like her, and joins them in various communities. All sorts of associations, movements and actions are the Monkey’s element.

Beneath the external coldness and causticity of Monkey hides a sentimental and sensitive soul. She is not inclined to advertise her feelings and hides them under a mask of indifference. Your partner will have to look under this mask. To understand silence, to interpret omissions, to discern when Shravana wants to be alone with herself.

If he understands that Sravana needs him, he will be rewarded with charming intimacy, tender, playful and sensual. But if he is not distinguished by understanding and intuition, then Shravan will replace him with someone else, that’s all. Drama and passion are not about her, because sex for her is fun, nothing more.

Successful partners for Sravana

Purva Ashadha (Male Monkey), Uttara Bhadra (Cow), Ashwini (Stallion), Bharani and Revati (Elephants), Ashlesha and Punarvazu (Cats).

Zhanishta, symbol - Lioness, Mars (Mangala), February 6 - 18

The representative of this nakshatra is an integral personality, she is dazzling and self-sufficient, both in spiritual and material terms. Charisma is characteristic of her, he attracts people, but keeps them at a distance. In a conversation, Zhanishta is eloquent and attentive to her interlocutor, talking to him as an equal.

Love relationships are also built on the principles of equality. Zhanishta is demanding in love, but she also honestly fulfills her obligations. Therefore, they are ready to endure a lot from her. Moreover, Zhanishta’s altruism is known; she believes that she justifies her existence only if she helps others.

Zhanishta's sexual needs are high, she does not hide them, she demonstrates her desire openly. She is generous in sex, but also expects equal generosity from her partner. Possession does not attract her; she likes parity.

Successful partners for Zhanishta: Another Lioness or Purva Bhadra (Leo).

Shatabishak, symbol - Mare, North Node of the Moon (Rahu), February 19 - March 3

The representative of this nakshatra is very principled, but not self-confident. Because of this, she can be secretive, nervous and prone to disappointment. Shatabishak can lead herself astray with her doubts, although her ability to achieve the impossible surprises those around her. They say that you can’t jump over your head, but Shatabishak sometimes succeeds.

In love, she seeks constancy and traditional orderliness. A small touch of originality suits her quite well; it excites the imagination and excites the blood.

Sex is necessary for Shatabishak, but she hides it, considering it not a very sophisticated activity. Moreover, she does not trust her partner too much, and this can lead to misunderstandings. However, in order to please him, she can become gentle and soft, or even play a different role.

Successful partners for Shatabishak:

Ashwini (Stallion), Rohini and Mrigazira (Snakes), Purva Ashadha (Male Monkey), Anuradha (Deer), Sravana (Monkey), Zhieshta (Deer).

Purva Bhadra, symbol - Leo, Jupiter (Brihaspati), March 4 - 16

The representative of this nakshatra sometimes gives the impression of being dependent on many, but in fact she is a very independent and independent person. And such an impression is created by Purva Bhadra’s desire to help everyone with all her might. She is absorbed in the fight against oppression, against prejudice, against injustice, and this takes both time and money.

Therefore, their own household leaves much to be desired, finances are wasted on the common cause, and Purva Bhadra is looking for someone else to help.

She does not suspect bad things in people and is not disappointed in them. On the contrary, she loves everyone, believes in friendships, invests her whole soul in the family and tolerates the quirks of everyone at home.

Love relationships also take up time and energy, but Purva Bhadra invariably brings nobility and self-confidence to both love and sex. It sometimes looks provocative because it is offered in large quantities - but that is Purva Bhadra. But she honestly tries to please her partner.

Successful partners for Purva Bhadra: this is another Leo or Dhanishta (Lioness).

Uttara Bhadra, symbol - Cow, Saturn (Shani), March 17 - 30

The representative of this nakshatra is prone to fatalism and accepts life as given. She is also characterized by an idealistic approach, but she does not require achieving the ideal; it is enough for her that it exists. Uttara Bhadra is capable of self-denial if others need it, compassion and endless patience. The concept of a universal nurse fully corresponds to the role in life, as Uttara Bhadra understands it.

She is no stranger to love, mixing together sensuality and idealized daydreaming. She is able to become attached to a partner and plunge deeply into passion. But, if spiritual reasons require giving up love, Uttara Bhadra will do it.

For the sake of a high spiritual life, she is ready to give up both love and sex. But, if there is no such need, then she loves sincerely, tenderly and readily. She does not demand much from life: what is allotted to her is good.

Successful partners for Uttara Bhadra:

Pushia (Ram), Hasta (Buffalo), Jyeshta (Deer), Uttara Falguni (Ox), Anuradha (Deer), Swati (Buffalo).

Revati, symbol - Elephant, Mercury (Buddha), March 31 - April 12

The representative of this nakshatra is distinguished by true generosity, purity of soul and inner beauty. She is so humble and does not value herself that she dissolves in others, assigning herself deeply secondary roles. This desire to live for others reaches the point of self-sacrifice.

In love, she needs a partner who will fully appreciate her merits, encourage the timid Revati, support her and calm her down. Serving duty and society is good, but everyone is born for personal happiness, and fully deserves it.

Revati deserves romantic, faithful love and a fulfilling sex life. She is somewhat shy about sex; it seems rough to her against the backdrop of lofty thoughts and pure thoughts. Moreover, you need to be careful and not fall into the hands of a selfish and unscrupulous partner. And these are the ones who are extremely charming.

Successful partners for Revati:

Bharani (Elephant), Rohini and Mrigazira (Snakes), Krittika (Sheep), Hasta (Buffalo), Pushya (Ram), Purva Ashadha (Male Monkey), Sravana (Monkey), Swati (Buffalo).

Decoration of the sign - attacks of bad mood and selfishness.

Visit your friend Aries look carefully - a person has been exhausted for a long time... Aries - men adore sex and are confident in their Sexual Professionalism. They go crazy in bed, if you manage to get there, of course. If you have an Aries lover, get ready to copulate with him in the elevator, on the bus, and in the cinema. Anything will suit him in bed - he still sees only himself and tries in the same right direction. Don’t be alarmed, many young ladies consider Aries a real paradise for the fair sex... If he lacks sex, then he becomes vulgar and all his thoughts are occupied with only one thing: how to fuck someone. Aries' OWN OPINION on any (even unfamiliar) subject will be defended to the last. Even if he knows that he is wrong, he will still argue and swear out of principle. Aries the loser is a terrible bore and grumbler, from whom you need to stay away.

Well-mannered Sheep in close communication they are straightforward and unceremonious. They love to fuck, push men around and read romantic porn, and generally love stories with a happy ending. In bed they love obscene poses and expressions. In the morning, the Sheep can easily pretend that it was not she who screamed yesterday during orgasm and, it seems, you are strangers. If a man is intellectually inferior to her, then most likely things will not come to bed because of Ovensha’s contempt for the stupid gentleman. In anger or resentment, she will do any stupid thing - including cheating with the first handsome guy she meets. He is capricious like a child, crying and stamping his feet. For the sake of good sex, a chaste Sheep will easily leave a good man, but will tolerate the antics of some cretin, as long as he completely satisfies her. Confident in their unwritten beauty, Aries rarely overuse cosmetics. Expect violent sexual turmoil, jealousy, betrayal and intolerance; in general, you will not regret it.
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Strengths of the sign: suspiciousness and despotism

Man-Taurus thinks to himself: “Unlike some, I can achieve everything anyway if I want. Why bother in vain?” A sense of humor is not valued by these slow-moving people, which is why they often become the butt of jokes from their friends, which they deeply hate in their hearts. It's a good thing Taurus is lazy enough to get angry at these fools. Some bad habit (for example, tirelessly breaking their fingers or fiercely picking their ears) brightens up their long, intense thoughts about how to save money. The developed point of view is considered the only correct one forever.
The idyll of Taurus: like a trophy seal, he lies on the sofa near the TV, leisurely chewing or sipping, thoughtfully fiddling with his hair. If a Taurus starts drinking or, if he's lucky, taking drugs, it's almost impossible for him to stop in time. So they should stay away from everything good.

Contacted A woman-Taurus? Give in or break up before it's too late! Her feigned calm calm will gently transition into the scene with the dishes being smashed on your stupid head. They themselves are then scared to what extent they become wild. If you screw up, it won't be easy to beg her forgiveness. Between us, Taurus women, just like all of us, are no strangers to obsessive thoughts about sex, which they clumsily cover up with banal romantic tales. In moments free from scandals and worries, they like to gossip. In other words, if you would like to have a large, strong family and a bunch of children, look for a Taurus Woman and get ready for the best. Just try to underfeed her a little and not give her everything, so that she doesn’t lose interest in sex and life. And then you will feel good together.

Always clean and tidy
Always clean and tidy, Geminis are the leaders among perverts and all sorts of informals because of their desire to try EVERYTHING. They skillfully torment their loved ones and friends in fits of bad mood. They tend to be constantly absorbed in some (and always different) Idea. Geminis must deceive and be deceived.

Twin You always hang out from place to place, changing friends, professions, despising schedules. They love to fool people, stir things up and make fun of people. Conceit is at the highest level, although they can list their shortcomings for hours. Don't try to win a verbal battle with them - they have a great tongue. Don’t be offended by their cruel jokes, it’s all a complete circus - in fact, envious Geminis think much worse about you. Like a true friend, Gemini will immediately call you when he needs your help or a car. Property slips through your fingers, the future with them is unreliable, but the present is funny. Beware if your partner is a Gemini: if he is not with you now, he is probably flirting with your girlfriend in the next room. After such a boyfriend, other men will seem a little fresh to you for a long time.

Although Twins when they are young and tend to fuck with anyone, many men consider them cold. They fall in love easily, but love is not enough, they are carried somewhere further and past. With them you could make your deepest dreams come true if you were able to realize a quarter of their fantasies. Their new ideas and eccentric antics can drive any Capricorn or Taurus crazy. Although it is believed that spiritual intimacy and money are more important than sex for a Gemini, she will happily sleep with the man she likes (even if her husband or boyfriend is sleeping in the next room). Like any ideal wife, she always prefers Career to housekeeping. Rarely telling the truth face to face, Gemini prefers to play and speak in half-hints if there is no way to simply lie. The loss of a loved one or loved one awakens in her a keen interest in getting him back. I knew a couple of twins who easily combined family, work, friends and a couple of lovers.

The decoration of the sign is hypocrisy and isolation.

The mood changes depending on the Moon and the wind, mostly towards the worse. Their deep inner world still remains a mystery to everyone, including, of course, the crayfish themselves.

Cancer lazy but erotic. Always with money, but still whines. He can be eloquent. He considers women inferior, but prefers young ones. He tends to become very attached to one and painfully experiences the breakup (sometimes even for a whole week). If he is contradicted, he can become furious and even briefly blush with anger.. No one is capable of playing such an insulted “virtue” when he is actually guilty. He can easily get entangled in three pine trees himself and at the same time confuse everyone around him. A typical mama's boy - as mom said, so it will be.
Cancer husband - wasted youth, no emotional return. In general, good luck, ladies (and gentlemen?).

There is nothing more boring and whiny than tender Woman-Cancer. If you feel sorry for her, the snot will spread to her knees. She is excited by the role of an innocent girl who is possessed by a slutty man. She is terrified of criticism, especially if they make fun of her at the same time. Just one hint of insufficient interest in her - and Rakinya is in the abyss of such depressions that neither Pisces nor Scorpios have ever dreamed of... However, do not think that this is a weak woman - she is not only vengeful and touchy, but also loves (and CAN) play on our weaknesses, dear ones! And he achieves considerable success in this matter... And also, don’t swear uselessly - in this case you can achieve something only with affection.
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They consider themselves unsurpassed, suffering in the surrounding pornography.
Leos love life, love to sleep, spend money and consider themselves unsurpassed, suffering in the pornography around them. Leos are terribly proud of the fact that they are LIONS, and not some Pisces or anything else.

Arrogant a lion too generous to remember insults or promises. After all, he is a true Man of the Word, and he will definitely fulfill his promise, if he does not forget. Proud Leo does not like conflicts, but has a talent for getting into all sorts of troubles and stories. The worst thing Leo can do is bark, and his happiness is to play big in the casino. In bed he always tries to prove that he is the most tireless lover. Or maybe that’s how it is, the flattered, pretty girls think...

Vain and domineering Lioness has an enviable talent for inventing his own misfortunes. When her pride is hurt, she will not make all sorts of malicious plans, but will simply immediately express what she thinks about you and pout. A lioness often falls in love with men who don't care about her at all. Having felt love from her partner, she can mercilessly abandon him... The Lioness modestly considers herself the center of the universe and her motto is simple - “You must come to me yourself.” Don’t even think about criticizing the Lioness!!! It will be worse for you... Do you want to please? Buy her some more expensive scrofula and tell her that she has the character (face) of an angel, that you don’t need anyone except her. Three or four days a week the Lioness is “loaded” with depression, and the rest of the time she rightly considers herself a gift from fate for you, my friend.

Fact: some Virgos do not drink, believing that it is harmful to the liver. They love to work very much, although they do not see not only the ultimate goal of work, but also the very purpose of life.

Instructive Virgos usually do not show their emotions, even if they have them. Problems with morality do not prevent them from believing that they have a sense of humor. Therefore, Virgos love to tell fables from their lives, which they themselves then believe. Drunkenly, they will cry to you about their first love, who, naturally, was the strongest, the most genuine and certainly unhappy. It’s lucky that Virgos usually don’t become big bosses, because they have a cash register in their head and they only like to work until they’re exhausted. Women, be careful: sweet-tongued Virgos know When and What you need to say, but don’t be fooled, these are just manifestations of gallantry towards the entire female sex in general. Things usually don’t go beyond words. According to experienced women, sometimes among Virgos there are technical lovers and the romanticism in sex with him will be no less than in masturbation. Virgos also like to pretend to be just friends if things don’t work out.

Among the stubborn and self-confident Virgos there are many unmarried I'll give, since it is difficult for them to find a person who meets their highest standards. Their favorite answer is an objection. The manic desire for cleanliness is enhanced by the constant readiness to criticize you for your own good. However, Virgos are capable of sharing the roof with slackers and losers, with whom not a single decent Gemini would even sit down at the table. (A constant object of criticism nearby?) Virgos have enough fantasy in sex for no more than three and a half poses, although they can be persuaded to do almost anything, thanks to the absence of complexes in this regard... Get to know a Virgo, at least in order to get to know yourself from the outside.

All life is a theater, all the people in it are actors.
When the decision is made, there is simply no one more decisive than Libra, but usually it’s still too late. The phrase “All life is a theater, all people in it are actors” is about them playing their role even in complete solitude.

Soft-bodied creatures Vesovsky complex abstractions are easier to discern from a sign than everyday life. When things don't go the way they want, they become petty and irritable. A woman who decides to make a scene may consider the argument won even before it begins due to Libra men’s aversion to scandals... Even if he is right, he will not prove it, but will most likely retreat, maintaining peace of mind. It’s strange that among women there is an opinion that Libra men are Hemorrhagic. In terms of friendship, they are pretty cool, although women know better...

Woman- Since childhood, Libra has been confident in her irresistibility and uniqueness. “Why should I, so beautiful and smart, have these unpleasant responsibilities, it’s beneath my dignity!” - she thinks, absentmindedly doubting. Sexual love gets on her nerves over time. Kissing, she scans the landscape and gets a little bored. Is she even interested in men, you ask? Yes. Interested. But mostly as admiring fans, spectators, or at worst listeners. When the proper applause is given on time, any ramblings of the roommate will be heard and sins forgiven. If it is inconvenient to introduce her man to acquaintances, then either he will have to find some kind of sluggish Pisces, or she will have to change her acquaintances. Moreover, she will also need to decide to hesitate. Don't give orders to Libra - it's useless. And don’t bother with questions - they are very secretive and don’t like to lie. All their lives, Libra women have been looking for the ideal partner... Or maybe this is you, my friend?

Grudge and narcissism
An interesting feature of Scorpios: what is considered a flaw in all people can be regarded as a great advantage and even be a source of pride.

Grudge and narcissism Scorpio He struggles fiercely all his life, being active in sex until a very old age. Despising the snot of weaklings, he does not tolerate objections and excuses, actively showing his inappropriate enthusiasm. Never cries into his vest. Knowing everything in advance, he achieves success in any field, kicking the whiners and the insecure. Loyalty is an empty phrase, although he always takes care of his unhappy family. He doesn’t count money, but he remembers very well how many times they forgot to rejoice at his gift. You can also add stubbornness and an inability to take other people’s opinions into account to your pleasant traits. In the middle of life, Scorpio men usually noisily divorce their exhausted wives. Enemies, do not expect forgiveness!!! Only death or failure will save you from the Evil Uncle Scorp...

Insidious Scorpio depraved, despises tight-fisted gentlemen, demanding in the bedroom - lazy males find it difficult to live up to. She doesn’t make small talk with a loser who left her unsatisfied. It's funny that in her heart Scorpio is absolutely sure that other women in terms of sex are ZERO compared to her. That's why she gets so mad if they cheat on her, unless, of course, she doesn't care. Scorpio hates lies, although she herself will lie to you like crazy. She will, without hesitation, take her boyfriend or husband away from her unwary friend. To any new personality the reaction is something like: “Whose slave are you going to be?!” Scorpio's rage defies description - THIS is a must see, and if you like thrills, get angry. Some even marry them, it’s unclear what they’re hoping for...

Assertive Sagittarius They are distinguished by an excellent barracks sense of humor and a medieval gallantry that is surprising in our time. Women praise passionate Sagittarius lovers for their sensitivity and ability to ignite the lights of the big city in a local bed. They actively despise female jealousy and do not miss a single skirt - of any age, appearance and behavior. Sagittarians love to talk about high topics and adore black clothes. They rarely drink (they mostly drink), and in their old age they write memoirs that are fictitious from cover to cover. Among the Sagittarius men, I most often came across those who were puffy, sweaty, and had faces that were useless to shave and scary to hit.

Woman The shooter is a Casanova in a skirt, carefreely moving from one man to another. She is vain and considers herself a sexual gift to a man. Without being ashamed, she will tell her lover about his predecessors, and if she is disappointed in him, she will say so without hesitation... It’s funny that men, as a rule, cheat on them with terrible force. A Sagittarius woman is the dream of a romantic or a pervert, because she is the way a man sees her, if of course she wants him.

Despots and tyrants, and if something happens, they also “load” to the fullest. Positive qualities: Will drive anyone crazy with their whining

Man- Capricorn is ambitious and lustful. Petty, but boring. He rightly considers all women slutty and actively prefers anal sex... Confident that he knows life 100 times better, he tirelessly picks our brains, teaching us what and how to do. When the teachings dry up, he can philosophize for hours on a wide variety of topics. He will pleasantly amaze you with his redneckness. Capricorn believes that the main goal of those around him is to complicate his already difficult life. If he is seriously offended by someone, this worthless little man will be deleted from the list forever. FOREVER. If you are lucky, he will definitely marry for convenience.

Complex Capricorn she is careful and outwardly controls herself, but inside the fire of her passions rages. A suspicious, over-emotional person, a complete bundle of exposed nerves, constant mood swings. Once a week, a long, but very violent hysteria for release. She is not bored alone with herself, as she is constantly busy looking for problems where there are none. Either everything or nothing - this is the simple choice Capricorns present to us... They are deathly afraid of falling in love, looking forward to a real feeling, but they often make mistakes in their choice. "I have to be myself!" - the calculating and prim Madame Capricorn repeats to herself. After numerous love affairs, she finally gets married, but she will never be completely satisfied. At times you hate her and, under the fire of her benevolent criticism, you slowly go crazy... The only female sign that IS NOT SUPPLEMENTABLE AT ALL.

Nervous Aquarians of both sexes fall into childhood unnoticed until a very old age.

Freedom loving Aquarius They are shy from a sexual perspective and expect the woman to make the first move. They say that in bed they don’t know basic things, and they don’t really strive for the heights of erotic art, they sniffle and grunt a lot at random, believing that this is how it should be, so the young ladies have to strain and teach the incompetent Aquarius... Sexual fantasies - above the roof, but energy burns out in masturbation, and if you're lucky, then in simple masturbation. They are always sad about something, they love clothes more than women... It is interesting that Aquarius’ sense of humor dominates over everyone else, which helps them out in such an unfortunate situation.

Embezzler and hysterical Aquarius spiteful, but quick-witted, loves to seduce and fight back, humiliating a person. She hates it when strangers look at her as a sex object, although eroticism is present everywhere for her, even in the way she is given a coat. If you are with her for the first time today, it is unlikely that it will end in bed, but there is simply NO better FRIEND for a man (almost anyone). If it’s really bad, she’ll give it and won’t even ask who you are or where you’re from. Aquarius doesn’t mind men’s work and (if need forces it) she can easily work as a carpenter or driver; she doesn’t like cooking, and especially cooking. From her youth, she selects an impeccable companion, but gets married late, and the nationality, skin color or religion of her chosen one will surprise even Aquarius herself for many years. Of all his colorful (and expensive) wardrobe, he actively prefers jeans.

Eccentrics with a well-spoken tongue and a cynical sense of humor. The decoration of the sign is “punctuality” and the ability to talk to oneself

Embittered men This sign does not like those who poke their noses at them with advice. Due to the lack of strong convictions and secrecy, no one understands how they really relate to people and life (and do they relate at all?). Ordinary things (for example, tying shoelaces) seem to Pisces to be painful duties... Before lifting a finger, they can plunge into long thoughts. It is believed that nosy Pisces men are good gentlemen who know how to show a woman how beautiful she is.

Women-Pisces live in a world of illusions and incessant chatter, putting up with the constant feeling that they have been betrayed. They are gentle sexual partners, but almost always with a “skeleton in the closet.” Don’t lie to Pisces - they have crazy intuition. Others are an open book and Pisces have a great sense of humor about their problems. They are indifferent to alcohol, but still drink, although they are suspicious and always worry about their health.

How Zodiac signs take revenge. Alternative horoscope

Imagining a vengeful Aries is quite a difficult matter. If someone steps on Aries's sore spot, then Aries usually gives it to the offender in the ear without any delay or preamble.

Sir, you must die.

Or maybe it could be some other way? Maybe you will be satisfied, at least, by cutting off a hand or, say, an ear? A? Well, please...

No, sir, you must die.

In all likelihood, it was this sign along with Scorpio that became the founder of the vendetta. Taurus's revenge, as a rule, consists of a systematic and inexorable blocking of all gateways and channels to the offender. And Taurus is a sign that, for some reason, always turns out to be the owner of those very cranks that block these gateways and channels. For example, in a party, Taurus are often not only the main breadwinners, drinkers and hosts at home, but also unspoken trendsetters and tastemakers.

Twins

But you will not be able to make amends for your guilt, and therefore your conscience will strangle you, strangle you, and strangle you until it strangles you until you faint.

Scorpion

Sagittarius

For that same justice, they first need to gather a whole veche, explain to the people there that, they say, look at what a bastard, and then, with fireworks and fanfare, let him go, the bastard.

And then, he will give you a certificate without stamps and send you to receive one at one end of the city, and the other at the other, and will forget to call there to get it for you.

Capricorn

In general, what am I telling you? Better watch the episode of “Sherlock Holmes”, where it’s about Professor Moriarty. Here Moriarty is a typical Capricorn.

Aquarius

The Ministry of Health warns...

Taurus In order to awaken vindictiveness in Taurus, in general, you also need to try hard. Taurus people take root in the opinion that a person is a bastard only after carefully collecting statistical information on this topic. But they take revenge much more perversely than Aries. In all likelihood, it was this sign along with Scorpio that became the founder of the vendetta. Taurus's revenge, as a rule, consists of a systematic and inexorable blocking of all gateways and channels to the offender. And Taurus is a sign that, for some reason, always turns out to be the owner of those very cranks that block these gateways and channels. For example, in a party, Taurus are often not only the main breadwinners, drinkers and hosts at home, but also unspoken trendsetters and tastemakers. This does not mean that they are such leaders. No. Here the matter is different. They simply always have a very valid and weighty opinion on any matter. Therefore, they do not impose new people and new tastes on anyone - they only approve or DO NOT approve of what others bring. So, if you receive Taurus’s revenge, then be prepared for the fact that Taurus will categorically disapprove of you wherever and whenever he can reach. This means that you will almost certainly “be left without sweets” and find yourself in isolation. And if someone tries to intercede for you, then Taurus will “cross out” him too - and so on until the twelfth generation. Moreover, these sanctions are almost irrevocable. In order to once again earn the trust and respect of Taurus, you will have to repent and fawn so much that it would be easier to hang yourself right away. Twins This is one of the main ulcers of the Zodiac. The fact is that most Geminis have a passion for being great and respected, but no one perceives them that way. Therefore, it is very easy to make a Gemini inflamed with a thirst for revenge. Having received Gemini's revenge, you will certainly become the object of the most incredible rumors and gossip, ugly flat barbs and blatant misinformation. Gemini boys can even get into a fight with superior enemy forces, and they are always superior, but in two minutes these Don Quixotes will already be whining in the corner. Now, if this were a computer fight, Gemini would have killed anyone in it. So, Gemini can seriously take revenge on you only if you own a computer - sending, for example, some kind of letter with a virus - this is always welcome. At the same time, the mood of most Geminis changes much faster than the weather. Having decided to take revenge on you in the morning, by lunchtime Gemini may already be offering you a mutually beneficial business or sharing with you freshly invented gossip about a new object chosen for revenge. However, if you decided that you shouldn’t be afraid of Gemini’s revenge, then you were mistaken. Firstly, people tend to believe even the most incredible rumors and then go and wash themselves off. And secondly, Geminis tend to know everything about everyone, and therefore, when inventing yet another gossip, they can reveal something really painful and compromising about you - without knowing it. In general, the understanding that the one who owns the information owns the world is inherent in these figures at the instinctive level. Cancer The simplest and most common way of crayfish revenge is to leave without a hat on a cold night so that everyone feels bad. It can be used for any reason, as well as for no reason - depending on the mood. This category also includes a complete break in relationships. In the case of Cancer, this means that Cancer will not react to you at all - in no way and never, even if you drown before his eyes. Moreover, the likelihood that Cancer will forgive you even if the offense was insignificant is extremely small. If Cancer is seriously hurt, the consequences can be the most unexpected. Aware of their generally small strength, Cancers can even use heavy artillery to kill a cockroach, not to mention take revenge on more serious opponents. For example, in a vengeful impulse, drowning someone’s bag in the nearest body of water or completely burning someone’s documents would be like a crustacean. I'm not even talking about physical revenge. If it comes to a fight, then it can only be with the use of something like a crowbar, a stool with iron legs, or something else like that... So, Cancer is terrible in anger. But in general, the worst thing is not even the crab’s revenge, but the crab’s resentment itself. This creature will look at you reproachfully with its big tearful eyes, like a lapdog abandoned in the forest, and you will be ashamed, ashamed, ashamed!!! But you will not be able to make amends for your guilt, and therefore your conscience will strangle you, strangle you, and strangle you until it strangles you until you faint. a lion In order to awaken a thirst for revenge in Leo, he just needs to be seriously deceived. And deceiving Leo is a piece of cake, you just have to want to. The question is: why do you need this? The lion's revenge, even when executed lightly, is as terrible as death. And even in hard execution it is completely crushing, but it rarely comes to that. The simplest way to take the lion's revenge is to clearly demonstrate that you are a complete, worthless nonentity and even worse. This is demonstrated by our own example. That is, Leo publicly shows how much cooler he looks, works and relaxes than you. Moreover, even if he has never been involved in the business that you are busy with, in order to show your insignificance, he will manage to make him better than you. Next in the lion's ranking of revenge are public insults and exposure. That is, Leo will publicly tell you everything he thinks about you. Moreover, the sympathies of those around him will naturally be on his side - because these sympathies are always on the side of Leo. This is where the easy revenge ends. And Leo’s tough revenge doesn’t end there and doesn’t stop at anything. You can be pursued by dark personalities who for some reason suddenly turn out to be Leo’s closest friends, thrown down by examiners everywhere from the traffic police to the institute, abandoned by friends and acquaintances, and also quartered and cut on the wheel by people from the other world. And behind all this you will see a terrible lion’s grin. Over time, you will become a puny schizophrenic and begin to see the lion's machinations in all manifestations of life - including a clogged toilet and sour milk. Virgo To be honest, I have a hard time imagining what exactly needs to be done in order for Virgo to decide to take revenge, but many representatives of this sign have a tendency towards this. Moreover, Virgos take revenge, as a rule, in especially perverted forms. Now, if you watched a film about the heroic Sergei Lazo, who was burned in the furnace of a steam locomotive by the Japanese, then you should have a rough idea of what can be done to a person with a certain amount of girlish fantasy, and girlish fantasy - because Japan is under the sign of Virgo. Remember, for example, there was such a beautiful vase with holes, designed to place the enemy’s head. The idea of pumping water into a person through the ears is also good. In general, whatever you can think of when you are seriously and girlishly puzzled by the question. The everyday revenge of Virgos is no less subtle, but is characterized by one funny feature: the person who is being taken revenge learns that this happened to him last. For example, to draw up some long-awaited documents for you, having made just one minor mistake, leading to you going through all the circles of hell that preceded it again - it will be like a girl: nothing is immediately clear, but it will be devastating in the end. In general, Virgos, more than any other sign, are prone to revenge using official and documentary methods. That is, if you offended Virgo, and she has something to report you to the official authorities, she will almost certainly report it there. There is also a well-known girlish technique of charming someone and marinating them to death solely for the purpose of deeply hurting someone. Scales Libra is a rather touchy sign. However, they don’t really know how to take revenge. Here everything is somehow more like a child’s version: oh, you’re like that to me, okay, and I’m like that to you. They say, give me my toys and don’t pee in my potty. At the same time, when Libra themselves already believe that they have reached the limits of severity and deceit, the subject at whom revenge is directed only begins to realize that it turns out that they are taking revenge on him. In addition, by blocking some opportunities that depend on them, Libra often completely loses control over the one they were going to take revenge on, which makes further murder practically impossible. Well, the most extreme thing that Libra is capable of is to challenge the offender to a verbal duel, present his accusations to him and demand an explanation. As a rule, explanations are beyond the roof - not everyone is as honest as Libra... However, they still have one strong side that Libra can use for revenge - terrible and terrible. They can, for example, masterfully discourage their offender from the sympathy of some person valuable to him. They can also, to spite their enemies, infiltrate somewhere high to warm places and from there brazenly stick out their tongue at the offender, so that he becomes bitter and envious. In general, such intellectual and behind-the-scenes intrigues... A good sign. I knew one person who was and remained a Libra and was engaged in such difficult activities in his company as contacts with all sorts of “guys” and “roofs”, so he was famous for the fact that thanks to his activities there never came to a serious showdown there, although his boss was a surprisingly bitchy man and there were plenty of violent passions around this company. Scorpion This sign traditionally holds the lead in bitchiness. Although not deservedly so. In fact, Pisces is much more bitchy than him, but no one knows that. So, a normal Scorpio is different in that he cares about everything. Everywhere he, you see, has his own interests, he needs to control everything and keep him on the hook. Accordingly, as soon as someone offends his interests, Scorpio immediately becomes filled with poison and runs to bite. Scorpio's biting can be different, but it differs, first of all, in that its main goal is not to neutralize the enemy, but to inflict on him the deepest possible moral and, at worst, physical injuries, with which he would suffer until the end of his serious life. days. For the same reason, Scorpios are the founders of the principle “beat your own so that strangers will be afraid” - inflicting deep, bleeding and permanent wounds on your own, you see, is a hundred times more convenient than on strangers. All their weak points are known in advance and it is not difficult to poke them into them. For example, I knew a Scorpio woman who had a husband obsessed with looking respectable - so she endlessly reproached him on one single occasion when he looked undignified, having worked himself up to the extreme in the store and telling the saleswoman everything that the saleswoman deserved. The husband blushed, turned pale and lowered his eyes. And the Scorpio - the infection - was waiting for a large gathering of guests, and again: “Do you remember, in the store...” But what is characteristic is that not a single Scorpio will ever forget to spill a little balm on freshly inflicted wounds, so that the object of the bite would not completely close his shell from him and didn't get off the hook. That is, so that he remains a convenient victim. Only Geminis have immunity against scorpion bites - because most of them do not have such depth in their souls that a scorpion sting can scratch them. Or maybe there is depth, but the attitude towards it is not so deep. That is, Scorpio catches them, and they themselves joke about this topic, as if they were not being stabbed with a sting, but their heels were being tickled with a feather. Sagittarius Well, these are boring Avengers. A la “little red devils” and “elusive Jack” whom no one catches. That is, they would be happy, in the name of justice and all sorts of principles, to chop up everyone they come across with a sword, but while they are there talking about justice and principles, you stroke, and there is no one left to chop. And most importantly, they practically cannot commit reprisals if there is not a large crowd of people. It's boring for them and somehow not at all edifying. For that same justice, they first need to gather a whole veche, explain to the people there that, they say, look at what a bastard, and then, with fireworks and fanfare, let him go, the bastard. True, like everyone who is sick with principles, they are quite vindictive. Therefore, if they meet the offender in twenty years, and then they have the opportunity to give him a full ride, they will do so with great joy and will not blink an eyelid. Sagittarius succeeded in revenge alone like no other. In bureaucratic revenge. Let’s say, if you need to get a certificate from some woman saying that you have been vaccinated against influenza, and you stepped on this woman’s foot in the last year and did not apologize, then she will come off. Moreover, according to all the rules. For the sake of this certificate, you will go around all thirty circles of hell, heaven and purgatory until you collect certificates about the purity of your pedigree up to the twelfth generation and present them to justify the fact that you have some rights to the requested certificate. And then she will consider all this for three years, coordinate it in ten commissions, and deal with other such dirty tricks. And then, he will give you a certificate without stamps and send you to receive one at one end of the city, and the other at the other, and will forget to call there to get it for you. Capricorn I can’t even imagine what needs to be done in order to force Capricorn to take revenge. There is practically nothing to get at these people - they themselves will get anyone they want... Well, okay, let’s assume you managed to get Capricorn by hooking something, for example, on his passion. This is bad. There will be no revenge anyway. And there will be consistent survival from all surroundings available to Capricorn. Moreover, this does not mean at all that Capricorn will carry out some special work in this direction there. It’s just that Capricorn probably already managed to dig in there much earlier and much better than you, and therefore all the levers are in his hands... But that’s how it is, it’s all about the little things. It could be worse, perhaps. This is when you managed to evoke antipathy in Capricorn for some inexplicable reason and a strong antipathy - reaching the point of white heat. Then Capricorn becomes capable of everything that Virgo is capable of, only on a hypertrophied scale. That is, if it is enough for Virgo to simply tighten the tap of your drip and leave, Capricorn definitely needs to replace the contents in this drip with some kind of caustic substance and then sit and watch what happens. Capricorn's revenge can only be overcome by massive bombing of his habitat within a radius of three hundred kilometers for ten days without interruption. And even then, if you are sure that this Capricorn does not have his hand at the command post of the contingent of forces that will be entrusted with this bombing - which is unlikely. In general, what am I telling you? Better watch the episode of “Sherlock Holmes”, where it’s about Professor Moriarty. Here Moriarty is a typical Capricorn. Aquarius The only vengeful Aquarius I knew was a rare idiot of about fifty, and even offended in early childhood. And with all this, he still took revenge jokingly and playfully - not even seriously, which, however, did not make the objects of his revenge any better. In short, he doesn't count. Aquarians do not like to take revenge and do not know how. Some mentally unhealthy representatives of this sign can betray, set up and blatantly deceive, but they do this not out of revenge, but simply out of love for art and self-affirmation. It is practically impossible to piss Aquarius off to such an extent that he begins to take revenge. This sign has such a strong innate sense of humor that its representatives will make you look like a complete idiot long before you get to them. If you like it, you can consider it revenge, but they don't think so. A typical Aquarius is a Home Alone type of character. That is, he will roll you half to death without even knowing it. He has such strange habits that any close contact with him is fraught with self-harm, and contact with evil goals - especially. Suppose you are quietly sneaking up on Aquarius from behind, in order to do something wrong, and Aquarius, just at this moment, for some reason remembers that he, it turns out, knows how to do a backflip... What will happen? That's right: Aquarius will hit you on the head with both feet and then pitifully lead you to the medical center, where he will remember that he also knows how to bandage and inadvertently bandage you so that you will forget how to breathe and when you remember, it will be too late. The Ministry of Health warns... Fish It is usually very easy to offend a normal Pisces. But only a person close enough can offend her so that she wants to take revenge, because Pisces easily forgets about all other insults. And Pisces take revenge in every possible way, except for the obvious ones. They weave intrigues, cross the path of the offender exactly where he does not expect and delight his life in all sorts of other ways. The easiest way for a fish to take revenge is to walk everywhere with an offended face and tell what a bad person you are and how cruelly you treated her. Pisces always does this very naturally, because they are truly offended sincerely. Therefore, sympathizers may have a bad opinion of you for a long time. If this doesn’t seem enough to Pisces, she can unravel the most terrible rumors about you, no worse than Gemini, and even better: because Pisces’ rumors are much more naturalistic than Gemini’s - firstly, and absolutely irrefutable due to a fair amount of fog and omissions - in the first place. second. Having a very big grudge against you, Pisces can pretend that it was not offended by you at all, and then, under the guise of a sincere desire to help, tell you such fables and give you such advice that you will spend a very long time unraveling the mess you brewed with your own hands. Moreover, you still won’t be able to accuse Pisces of malicious intent - she will take care to construct all her slippery speeches so that she has somewhere to retreat, they say, she warned that this information is unverified. No worse than Scorpio, Pisces knows how to hit on sore spots. No worse than Sagittarius, he can torture you with bureaucratic torment. He beats Libra no worse in intellectual battles, although he does not even have the rudiments of intelligence in the traditional sense of the word...