Born twice, never baptized. Born twice, never baptized, dies once

P The rooster left his mark in many areas of the spiritual, cultural and material life of our society. Only Aristotle, Leonardo da Vinci, and Lomonosov can compare with him in terms of breadth of interests and influence on the development of sciences and society. It is, of course, blasphemous to compare some rooster with great thinkers, but nothing can be done - you cannot go against the truth.

It turned out that the role of the rooster in religion, literature, tales, legends, military affairs and even meteorology is so great that none of them could fully develop without having a rooster as a folklore character. No other domestic animal can compare with him in this, although they all put a lot of work into the development of human society.
Definitely: the rooster is a unique bird.

WITH In ancient times, the rooster, like the sun, kept time. His cry among all nations was an important time reference - “first roosters”, “second, third roosters”, “before... roosters”. At all times, the rooster has been a kind of “alarm clock”. With his cry, he called people to work, because humanity at all times lived according to the “sundial”, and not mechanical ones - they got up with the sunrise and went to bed with its sunset. The Rooster raised the peoples of all countries of the world and civilizations to great feats of labor.

The Tatar-Mongol invasion of Rus' also began with the crow of a rooster. Genghis Khan’s commander Sabudai Bogatur issued an order to the army: “In the morning, after the first rooster crow, form on a plain among the hills. I will move against the Uruses” (V.G. Yan “Batu”). On his hikes, Sabudai always carried a rooster with him, which was watched by a special caretaker, and checked his internal biological clock with its cry. Even A.V. Suvorov used a rooster as an alarm clock. According to contemporaries, the commander often took the rooster with him on campaigns. The first cockcrow raised the army to set out on a campaign early in the morning.

N Och is a time of passion, the Sabbath of witches and the action of evil spirits. It is the third crow of the rooster that signals the end of this disgrace. With his cry, he dispersed all this evil spirits, and announced the beginning of the day, and with it the victory of good over evil (N.V. Gogol “Viy”, M.A. Bulgakov “The Master and Margarita”). In most religious traditions - from fire worshipers to modern religions - the rooster drives away darkness and evil spirits with its cry.

The rooster, among other things, is considered the messenger of the sun. In most cultures, he is associated with the highest solar deities. In Ancient Egypt, these birds were kept in temples dedicated to the Sun, classifying them as divine beings. Among the ancient Jews, the rooster was a symbol of the “third watch of the night” (from midnight to dawn).

IN In China, the rooster is revered and respected.
In the old days, the Chinese often pasted or painted a picture of a rooster on the door of their home during Lunar New Year celebrations. This tradition has survived in our time only in rural areas of Shaanxi province, in northwestern China.

In ancient times, the Chinese considered the rooster to be a symbol of the sun. Thus, the image of a rooster on the door symbolized the arrival of the sun into the house. This expressed anticipation of the arrival of spring. It was also believed that the rooster could protect against the negative effects of evil spirits.

It was believed that there was a direct connection between the sun and the rooster, because he was the first to announce the dawn and the beginning of a new day. And since in Chinese New Year’s Eve sounds like “yuandan” (the first dawn of the year), it is natural that only the Heavenly Rooster knows when the first sun of the New Year will rise.

"Golden Rooster" is a national award of the People's Republic of China for achievements in cinema. It is noteworthy that the film award was established in 1981 (year of the Rooster).

P The rooster, with its cry, left its mark on the Christian religion - “before the rooster has time to crow for the last time, Peter will deny Christ three times.” Apparently, this is connected with the fact that it was the rooster that became the symbol of the Apostle Peter, and then the Catholic Church. Starting from the 9th century, by decree of the Pope, the spire of every church temple was to be crowned with an image of this bird - the emblem of the Apostle Peter. According to another version, the rooster on the spire of the church served as a reminder that “the church of God watches over the souls of believers.”

In the Christian religion, roosters were entrusted with the time of the end of the world. The end of the world will come when the rooster does not crow its traditional “cuckoo”. Apparently this is a reckless order. What will happen if he forgets to do this or starts being mischievous, or even worse - the geneticists get something wrong?

The image of a guardian rooster was placed on the roofs of houses, poles, spiers, weather vanes...

F The Luger is one of the most ancient meteorological instruments; the wind direction indicator was most often decorated with a figurine of a rooster. In English it is even called “weather cock”. A weather vane, among other things, is an indicator of the moral qualities of a person who changes his views and decisions depending on the “direction of the wind” (A.P. Chekhov “Chameleon”).

WITH the connection with the dawn is reflected in its name. If the Russian word “rooster” comes from the verb “to sing,” then the aborigines of Australia call the rooster “the bird laughing at dawn.” And the French name of the bird “chanteclair” literally translates as “singing dawn”. So the rooster left its mark in pop art.

ABOUT It seems that roosters in different countries “crow” in the language that the inhabitants speak... At least, that’s what it seems to us. For example, our rooster crows “ku-ka-re-ku”, in France - “ko-ko-ri-ko”, in Japanese - “koke-kok-ko”, in English - “kok-e-doodle-doo” . Bulgarians, for example, are sure that their roosters crow “ku-ku-ri-chu”, Germans - “ki-ke-ri-ki”, Italians - “chi-ki-richi”. Chinese cockerels produce sounds that are completely different from roosters - “vo-vo”.

This has led to the emergence of cockcrow enthusiasts in many countries. Poultry farmers in Greece, Germany, Albania, and Russia were especially interested in the “musical” abilities of roosters. Competitions are held in several categories - vocality, number of screams per hour, and, of course, musicality. For example, in Germany, the winner of one competition shouted more than 90 times in one hour.

In our country, excellent singers have been bred: the Yurlov chickens, about which people say: “Ten quarters can be measured with your fingers while the Yurlov rooster crows.” In those days there were no stopwatches, so the singing time was measured with fingers. This breed was not inferior in vocality to foreign performers.

The worship of roosters led to the fact that 300 years ago in Japan, Yokahama chickens (or phoenix) were bred, whose tail length reached 7 meters or more. Moreover, the longer the tail feathers, the more valuable the bird.

X Vost is the most important characteristic of this breed. Some fanciers keep these roosters in special glass cabinets, and hang the tail, folded in loops, on a special hook. To prevent the bird from moving less and not breaking its tail, food and water were placed on both sides of the perch. Every day, the rooster was removed from the pole several times and taken out for a walk, while the tail was wound on a special turntable or carried by a person. Imagine a rooster striding importantly across the yard, followed by a man like a train carrying his tail.

N The crest is considered the highest pride of roosters. Scientists conducted an experiment. A large red foam comb was glued onto the “average” rooster. Before that, everyone who could beat him and bullied him, but here something incredible happened. Everyone, even the largest roosters, began to curry favor with the newly-made leader. At first he did not understand his new position and shied away from them until he realized the meaning of what had happened. The foam comb cockerel went into a rage and began to bully everyone, even the largest roosters. This continued until the comb fell off his head. This is where he got it!

Birds exchange information with each other not only by screaming, but also by tilting their heads, changing the position of their wings and tail. So, by clipping a bird’s wings, we deprive them of the means of communication with each other. And communication with others like yourself always has a positive effect on your well-being. This procedure is especially painful for roosters.

One of the characteristic features of roosters is pugnacity. In an adult ordinary rooster (5-6 years old), the length of the spurs reaches 6 centimeters or more.

IN As a result, fighting breeds of chickens were developed, used exclusively for cockfighting. They have an original physique: a broad-shouldered body raised in front, a strong neck with a small head without a comb, and long legs armed with spurs. Such roosters are more reminiscent of birds of prey than of a proud handsome man. On occasion, they can even deal with a hawk.

IN In ancient times, cockfighting was part of the “training program” of a young fighter. In ancient times, Greek soldiers learned courage, fortitude and perseverance by watching roosters fight. In ancient Rome, more than 2 thousand years ago, cockfighting was also popular. The courage and passion with which the roosters fought were set as an example for young legionnaires.
Roosters not only raised the morale of warriors. Their behavior determined the outcome of the battle. There were sacred roosters in the army, who were given grain before the battle: if the birds pecked it with appetite, the troops moved forward, but if not, the commanders did not expect anything good from the battle.

The soldiers of Julius Caesar in the 1st century AD, at their own expense, brought fighting chickens to the north of Europe. They quickly gained popularity among many peoples and served as a symbol of the fight against conquerors. The brave Gauls, ancestors of the French, who constantly caused trouble for Roman commanders, got their name from roosters (“gallus” means “rooster” in Latin). The Romans gave this name to the Celts because they were red-haired and their fiery red crests resembled cockscombs. The Gauls considered the rooster their patron and highly valued the fighting qualities of this bird. On the coins of the French Republic, starting from the 18th century, there was an image of a fighting rooster - a symbol of the warlike Gauls. Unfortunately, the “euro” leveled the symbol of the fighting spirit of one of the European peoples.

Cockfighting was especially popular among temperamental residents of Latin American countries - Brazil, Chile, Uruguay, the Caribbean, and the southern United States. The world famous Texas fighting chickens were bred here. In Russia, fighting cocks have become known since the 18th century. This sport in Rus' was called “cock hunting”.

D In order to learn more about cockfighting, I went to the Bali website and carefully looked at the photos and videos. This is so scary!
It turns out that there are special farms where fighting cocks are bred and kept in special houses, trainers prepare the birds for competitions, special blades are attached to their paws, which are sold everywhere in beautiful cases - a terrible weapon!

And such fights often end in death for one of the opponents.

IN In 1906, at the All-Russian Congress of Poultry Farmers, cockfighting in Russia was banned for ethical and humane reasons.
I still feel sorry for the roosters, even though they are pugnacious! But they are good family men!

N It’s impossible to imagine a poultry yard without a rooster. The rooster is the master of the yard. At dawn he is the first to leave the chicken coop and with his “ko-ko-ko” hurries the chickens to the exit. He finds a grain and begins to frantically call the chickens. In addition, the rooster constantly remembers his duties as a producer, managing not to deprive anyone of his attention. He is able to “satisfy” up to 30 chickens per day, but such intense work has a negative impact on his health. Therefore, zootechnical science has determined the “harem” norm for him - no more than 10 hens.

Another thing is interesting. After the last close “communication” with the cockerel, the hens are capable of laying fertilized eggs for ten to fourteen days. However, with the appearance of a new rooster in the poultry house, the palm in this matter immediately passes to the new producer. It is roosters, and not hens, who pass on to their daughters such qualities as egg production, sexual maturity (i.e. the beginning of egg laying) and the brooding instinct. Therefore, a rooster in a chicken coop is no less important than a good hen.

The rooster is interesting to watch. He never loses his self-esteem. Even when punishing him for any offense, he leaves it as if unnoticed. And if he has to retreat, he does it with dignity, as if this is exactly what he needed to do.

N It must be recognized that the rooster does not participate in incubating the eggs and raising the chicks. But there are exceptions to the rules... There is a legend that arose thousands of years ago that supposedly once every hundred years roosters are allowed (and no one knows by whom) to lay an egg - the so-called knotweed. It was believed that if this knotweed is carried under the arm of an immaculate virgin for six weeks, then a “basilisk” (which means “king”) will hatch from it, ready to carry out any orders of its adoptive mother - to take revenge, to fall in love with oneself, to obtain wealth, etc. By the way, despite the fact that this legend is many years old, for some reason no one has ever seen a basilisk.

The legend of the ugly egg received universal recognition for a long time, until the beginning of the twentieth century. In 1474, a trial took place in Basel over a rooster who was accused of laying an egg. The culprit was mercilessly beheaded by the Holy Inquisition. In the villages of Russia in the 19th century, the theme of the basilisk was also very popular. Even in our time, you can hear the story of old people about evil spirits hatched from knotweed - an unfertilized egg.

Naturally, no one had ever seen this freak, but everyone described him, each in his own way. Some claimed that the basilisk was a yellow rooster with large, spiky feathers on its wings. Others claimed that he walked on four legs, had the body of a toad and a snake's tail, and instead of feathers he had fish scales.

P Among the Slavs, both Western and Eastern, the rooster was a border bird and was endowed with both the ability to resist evil spirits and demonic properties. In folk tradition, it is constantly associated with fire, protecting the house from fire and lightning, however, the red rooster personified the fire itself. There is an expression: “let the red rooster fly.” According to the ideas of our pagan ancestors, when a fire started from lightning, a fiery rooster would descend from the sky, sit right on the roof of the house and set everything on fire.
But all these myths and legends are the fruit of people’s rich imagination...

U My neighbor across the street lives in an open-air cage a chicken family, the head of the family - the rooster Vasya - has been living for several years. One day there was frost, and the hostess was visiting. The chicken house is flimsy, cold, all the winds penetrate. The hostess caught herself and ran home. I looked into the chicken coop, and there was a cockerel sitting there, his wings spread, and under them his whole family - 11 chickens. And how did they fit? Vasily himself suffered greatly - his comb turned blue and hung to one side, his paws were also numb. This is how the family would have died if the owner had not taken her into the room. The chickens immediately fell on their sides and fell asleep. The poor rooster was very cold, but he saved his family. For a long time he walked around with his gray comb, however, then it turned red again, but never recovered - it hangs to one side. And the hostess feeds him with selected grain and says: “Master!”
And how he sings his “ku-ka-re-ku”!

H A person hears the crow of a rooster two kilometers away. Unlike, for example, the repeated sounds with which a rooster calls hens to the food it has found, the crow is produced once, but longer and at higher frequencies. The higher the pitch, volume and duration of these signals, the stronger the effect. The same rooster always crows in the same way: deviations do not exceed half a tone.
Crowing is a kind of challenge to other roosters, to which they respond. True, in the case when the rivals are roosters of the same rank. If, say, a rooster crows in the same yard, occupying a subordinate position, then the dominant one simply attacks him without deigning to respond.

N What are the roosters crowing about when they are separated by a great distance and cannot see each other?

So, with the help of crowing, a biologically useful result is achieved - the capture, development and protection of areas, and ultimately the spread of the species in a harmless way, because the matter is limited only by intimidation. The Rooster warns rivals in advance that this area is occupied and they must look for a free “place in the sun.” And only if all suitable places are populated will the fighting begin. In this case, the winner - an animal stronger not only physically, but also mentally - will become the successor of the family, which, of course, is also beneficial for the prosperity of the species, for its progressive evolution.

All of the above applies to wild birds. But this same form of territorial behavior was preserved in the domestic chicken, although it lost its biological significance: after all, humans provide all the needs of domestic animals and control the evolution of the species.

E There is a very interesting legend associated with the famous roasted rooster. After the Resurrection of Christ, a Jewish girl came to her father and told her that she had seen the risen Savior. The old Jew, a cautious man, did not believe it and answered his daughter that he would then be resurrected when the roasted rooster flew and crowed. At that very moment the roasted rooster flew off the spit, flew and screamed.

Roosters love to scratch around trees. From the direction in which they turn their chest, you can expect wind. A cockfight foretells good weather, while standing on one leg in winter means frost.

WITH the keepers of the chronology also could not help but honor the rooster with their attention. According to the ancient eastern calendar, each year one of the twelve animals is named. Among them is a rooster. According to ancient belief, it is believed that a person’s fate largely depends on the year in which he was born. People born in the year of the rooster are distinguished by a calm, balanced character. They are sociable, understand the mood of others, and have the ability to convince their interlocutor. These are purposeful people who usually do not deviate from their decisions. They achieve their greatest success in middle age. The next “rooster year” will only be in 2017, so you’ll have to wait a little.

IN Probably, even primitive people saw in the rooster, loudly proclaiming the onset of a new day, a mysterious messenger of supernatural powers, the deity of the Sun. It is known that wild roosters were domesticated as religious animals in ancient India (III...II millennium BC).

Eating the meat of roosters was strictly prohibited, but at the same time it was allowed to hunt and eat wild chickens. Only much later in ancient Europe did the meat of domestic chicken, and then eggs, begin to be eaten.

Although they say that a chicken is not a bird, it also understands a lot about the weather.
The main thing is that the chickens and roosters do not run out.
(Based on materials by K. FABRY, candidate of biological sciences, journal "Science and Life", 1972. No. 9).

I decided to create this message while looking at the paintings of artist Stephanie Birdsall, which depict very beautiful roosters!

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Bird in a cage

3 Not a sinner, but hanged.

Bird

4 What without a road?

I didn’t count 5 versts
I didn’t travel on the roads,
And I've been overseas.

6 He has no hands, but he knows how to build.

7 Born twice,
Never been baptized
Dies once.

Nest

8 It’s small, warm, and there’s plenty of space.

9 The hut was built without hands, without an axe.

Down or feather

890 Egor Egorka fell into the lake,
He didn’t break the water and didn’t drown.

1 The gentleman is flying, he fell on the water and did not stir up the water.

2 The round fell on the water and did not muddy the water.

3 It flew through the forest, fell into the water, but did not gurgle.

4 It dangled in the water, but remained dry.

5 Why can’t you tell a story?

6 Telling a riddle means not throwing it over the garden bed.

7 It’s not hard, but you can’t throw it over the hut.

8 You can lift it, but you can’t throw it over the hut.

9 You can’t throw it on the roof, you can’t put it on the stove.

900 What kind of clothing consists of 100 pieces without a single seam?

Egg

1 In the white city, in a dark basement, there are Tsar’s wine, Tsaritsyn’s honey, and different varieties in one barrel - not mixed.

2 The little white sheepskin coat is sewn without a rib.

3 There are two types of wine in one barrel,

4 There are two wines in one barrel,
If it dangles, it won’t mix.

5 The barrel is rolling, there is not a knot on it.

6 A barrel without a hoop, no hitch.

7 The barrel of wine is full - no staves, no bottom.

8 Barrel without a hoop,
There is beer and wine in it, they are not mixed.

9 Under the barn, under the copal
There is a barrel of turpentine,
Not a knot, not a hoop, not a hitch.

910 If he falls and breaks, no blacksmith can forge him.

1 Under the ice, there is a cup of honey.

2 There are two henchmen in one deck.

3 There are two doughs in one kneading bowl.

4 I found the ball, broke it, and saw silver and gold.

5 It costs a penny, but if you break it, there’s silver and gold inside.

6 Fortress-city, and Bel-gorod, and in Bel-gorod there is a brother in wax.

7 Riddle, riddle, there’s a berry in the belly.

8 Olenka gave birth to a child, without arms, without legs, only a head.

9 What is it: two resting places, but nothing to live for?

920 Two houses under one roof.

1 The sieve is shaved and filled with wax.

2 Round round,
Neither bone nor stone will go anywhere.

3 The hut is new, there is no tenant,
The tenant will appear, the hut will fall apart.

4 Why can’t you put someone on a stake?

5 What can’t you hang on a match?

6 It’s round, small, but you can’t hang it on a match?

7 Why can’t you lie on the floor?

8 You can’t hang it on a nail.

9 What can’t you stick into the wall?

930 You can take it in your hand, but you can’t drive it into a wall.

1 You can’t stick a small, round one into the wall.

Chicken in an egg

2 The Tatar whistled through the white stone.

Chick

3 What would be born without a navel?

4 Born twice by a mother, not one was baptized, not a child of a father or mother.

5 He will be born without legs and without a head, but as he grows up, both legs and a head will grow.

Klusha with chickens

6 The mother has twelve children, all the children are the same age.

7 I’ll go out on a prank, I’ll beckon to a little boy, a jacket will run towards me.

Egg from a chicken, from an egg chicken

8 From the living comes the dead, from the dead comes the living.

9 The outskirts are linden, the beginning is straw,
A seed was sown, it sprouted and went.

940 Linden town, straw arable land, I will plant moss - it will be born alive.

1 The hen clucks and asks to lay an egg in her nest.

2 I will ascend zoy-zoy,
I’ll cry out: tulli, tulli,
Give me some confusion, some confusion,
What to put the bubble in.

2 The lady walks around the city,
She shouts over gold:
"My light is gold wrapped in a white board."

Chicken on eggs

3 The bird was sitting on the white mountains.

4 A bird sits on the white mountains,
Waiting for the dead to rise.

5 A monk sits on the white mountains,
Waits for the living and the dead.

Chicken and egg

6 Belushka punishes Chernushka:
Take me to the steep bank.

7 Under the oak tree, under the oak tree, under the pencil
Neither a ball nor a pebble.

8 Peryan-city stands,

In Peryan - White City,
In Belegrad - brother to wax.

9 Creek-cry-city,
In Krik-city - Bel-gorod,
In Belgorod - yellow wax.

Hen, chick, rooster

950 Bat, twist the field,
Beat, beat the herd,
Vitulay is a shepherd.

Hawk and chicken

1 Spinning, spinning, wants to fall,
He wants to steal the red maiden.

2 Luthor flew, sat on the clitoris and asked the kohtorka: “Where are your puffs?” - “My puffs in the fucking city.”

3 Kagatan Kagatanovich walks, Kolyvan Kolyvanovich flies: “Hello, Kagatan Kagatanovich!” - “Great, Kolyvan Kolyvanovich!” - “Where is your strength, Kagatan Kagatanovich?” - “My strength has gone to Stryapun-city.”

Chicken

4 The lady has seventy-seven dresses,
If he goes outside, his back is naked.

5 Our Parasha has forty shirts,
I went outside, the wind blew and my back was bare.

6 I walked under the tine and found a hundred shirts.
The wind blew - all the shirts blew out.

7 Masha is walking around, wearing forty shirts.

8 Khariton’s wife walked under the thorn,
She carried seven hundred shirts,
The wind blew, all the shirts blew out.

9 Taras’s daughter is shaking Taras,
He carries seventy-seven rizok.

960 An old man goes to the field,
You have a hundred fur coats on, but your body is visible.

1 A woman is walking along the bridge, gathering brushwood.

2 A girl is running, covered in zippers.

3 Seventy garments, all without fastenings.

4 I’ll get up early, go around the clearing, bring the brew to the gray beard, the bone head.

5 Above the middle, middle, the little worms hatch.

6 Scarlet cap,
Non-woven vest,
The caftan is speckled.

Chickens in the stall

7 The city is full of holes, people say they can’t get out.

8 Batulik tuliki peek out from under the bench.

Chicken tail

9 There is a hearth above the stove.

Rooster

970 Twice Born,
Never been baptized
He sang himself, but died - they didn’t sing the funeral service

1 He will be born twice,
Never be baptized
Nice, nice singer.

2 Born twice,
Never been baptized
We believe him, we don’t pray to him.

3 Not born, not baptized,
And everyone is amazed that the devils are afraid of him.

4 Twice born,
Never baptized
And placed in the gospel.

5 Who was born twice:
Smooth for the first time
The second time is soft
And soon he learned to sing.

6 Born twice,
Never been baptized
And he knows the clock.

7 Born twice, never baptized.

8 Not of the princely breed, but walks with a crown,
Not a military rider, but with a belt on his leg,
He doesn’t act as a watchman, but wakes everyone up early.

9 Not a king, but wearing a crown,
Not a hussar, but with spurs,
Doesn't look at his watch
And time knows.

980 Not a prince by breed, but wears a crown.

1 Not a warrior, but with spurs,
Not a guard, but shouting.

2 Not a watchman, but wakes everyone up early.

3 The boss is not great,
And he doesn’t tell me to sleep for a long time.

4 I wake everyone up on time,
At least I don’t wind the clock.

5 In the village there is a clock like this,
Not dead, but alive,
They walk without a factory,
They are avian.

6 It’s not the clock, but the time that tells.

7 He sat on the fence, shouting, but when everyone gathered, he fell silent.

8 He shouts the most, but does the least.

9 On my feet in the morning, on my feet in the evening.

990 Foka with spinner.

1 Ham stands on two claws, his hair reaches to the ground, his voice reaches the Lord God.

2 Ivan the Fool will sit down and sing red songs.

4 The gentleman walks around the yard, finding fault with everything,
Double beard, side cap.

5 The king walked through the city, eating his heart out.

6 The king walks around the city, wearing honor on his head.

7 I have a comb, but I don’t use it,
I have spurs, but I don’t ride.

8 Who is the first singer in the world?

9 Who is the owner of the hut?

1000 Who gets up first?

Goose on eggs

1 The cue sits on cues, on twelve cities,
Calls the son of Samarin from Bela-Gorod.

Goose

2 The mansions are white, the supports are red.

3 White as snow, puffed up like fur,
It walks with shovels and eats with horns.
He stands on one leg and drinks water with a horn.

4 Red legs, long neck.
5 Pinches your heels, run without looking back.

6 I swam in the water and remained dry.

Geese fly in a herd

7 The reel is a bit wobbly,
But he spoke master's language,
It went under the sky.

Duck

8 The mottled quack catches frogs.

9 The Germans passed under our shade, rinsing the skin.

Turkey or gobbler

1010 Guinu, ginu I, winter is coming, but there is no fur coat! - Glu, glu, glu, and what am I wearing?
I'm walking.

1 He walks around arrogantly, puffing himself up.

Pigeon

2 What is the name of the postman to whom they do not write addresses or speak in words, but he still delivers them.

3 Born twice,
Never been baptized
The Holy Spirit became.

Owl

4 He lives in the forest - he hoots like a robber, people are afraid of him, and he is afraid of people.

5 Silent during the day, screams at night.

Owl

6 Sleeps during the day, flies at night and scares passers-by.

7 Who cries without tears?

Parrot

8 He is not a man, but speaks.

Crow

9 Little gray cap,
Non-woven vest,
The little guy is pockmarked and walks barefoot.

Woodpecker

1020 Bone scythe, wooden stubble.

1 In the middle of the trees the blacksmiths forge.
2 Not a woodcutter, not a carpenter, but the first worker in the forest.

Sparrow

3 A boy in a gray army jacket,
Snoops around the yards, picks up crumbs,
Spends the night in the fields, stealing hemp.

Sandpiper

4 He cries in the swamp, but does not come out of the swamp.

Heron

5 The climbing bird climbed into the hair, itself on the nest, and its legs behind the nest.

Crane

6 Motovil-horny spoke Tatar and babbled in German.

7 A rope stretched across the sky.

Swallow made a nest

8 The awl and gutters removed the hut without corners.

Martin

9 Shitovilo-Bitovilo spoke German,
Underneath is a white towel,
There is a little blue cloth on top.

1030 Front awl, rear fork,
Underneath is a white towel.

1 Awl in front, ball in the middle, scissors in the back.

2 Front awl, rear fork,
I’m small myself, but I’ve been overseas.

3 A young horse has been overseas,
The back is sable, the belly is white.

4 A welcome guest from a distant land lives under the window.

Rook

5 In the summer he follows the plowman.
And in the winter he leaves screaming.

6 Black, agile,
The krak screams, the enemy of worms.

Starling

7 There is a palace on the pole, and a singer in the palace.

Skvoreshnya

8 Varvara - above the barn.

Magpie

9 White as snow
Green like an onion
Black as a beetle

1040 Sings like a demon
Turning into the forest.

1 Whiter than snow, blacker than soot,
Above the house, below the grass.

2 It is pockmarked, but not a dog, green, but not a meadow,
Spins like a demon and turns into the forest.

3 Green is not poppy, red is not red,
It seems like the demon will turn into the forest.

4 Spinning like a demon
She turned around and went into the forest.

5 Motovilo-shitovilo spoke German,
There is an awl in front, a fork in the back,
There is a blue cloth on top, a white towel on the bottom.
Blue bruise, pole locker.

6 The chest is with a cam, and the lock is with a pole.

7 A black patch and a gray patch are jumping on a birch tree.

Magpie pecking dung

8 The piebald horse hits the mountain.

Cuckoo

9 The baby has not yet been born, and has already been given away to be raised.

1050 Mother, I don’t know my father, but I often call him,
I won’t know the children, I’ll sell them to strangers.

Eagle

1 I fly, I kill all the birds.

Born twice, never baptized, dies once (bird).
Cm. CATTLE - ANIMAL

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On this page are the answers to the first part of the notebook. If you are already studying the second one, go here >>

At first glance, the tasks in the workbook “The World Around You” for grade 1 should be extremely easy and understandable, but often this is not the case and there is some zest in the answers that would not immediately come to mind. In this workbook we will look at the most difficult tasks in the notebook of Pleshakov and Novitskaya and analyze the answers to them. Ready-made homework assignments for the Perspective program, but the same author - Pleshakov - is from a Russian school, so the assignments overlap with both children and parents; the workbook may also be useful for students in a Russian school.

GDZs have been tested and approved by primary school teachers.

Some tasks require you to draw or stick something. If you don’t have a suitable photo of yourself, it’s not forbidden to use the Internet and paste a photo that makes sense. Empty windows are not allowed. For example, you need to depict a school living corner, but the school doesn’t have one. Then we paste a photo or draw any living corner. The same thing with a pet, photographs of relatives and friends.

GDZ the world around us workbook No. 1 for grade 1 by pages

Detailed analysis of the GDZ for part 1 of the workbook

Page 3-5. We and our world.

If everything is clear with recording your home address and school address, then the task “Excursion on the way to school” already makes you think. Show how a boy and a girl should get to school. Draw a thread from the ball.

Pleshakov will often have tasks with a ball, we perform them as follows: we find a ball in the picture and continue its thread, in particular, we lead it to the right through a pedestrian crossing, and then through an underground passage diagonally.

Page 6-7. Nature

1. Find in the pictures what relates to nature. Trace with a green pencil.

Nature is that which is NOT created by human hands. We outline the moon, spruce, branch, dandelion, giraffe.

2. Color only what relates to nature.

Leaf, mushroom, squirrel.

Page 8-9. Inanimate and living nature.

1. Which of the drawings refers to inanimate nature, and which to living? Fill the circles with this color: inanimate nature - blue; wildlife - green.

Blue: waterfall, stars, sun. Green - cat, birch, chanterelles.

Within the frame: blue - stone, green - tulips.

2. Find the extra picture in each row and circle it.

In the first there are snowflakes, because they belong to inanimate nature, and the rest to living nature. The second row is extra mushrooms, they are living nature, the rest is inanimate.

Page 10-11. Culture.

3. Name all the cultural objects depicted on p. 3, 4-5, 6-7, 10-11.

Temple, school, park, architectural monument (ancient Kremlin), book, church, tower.

Pages 12-13. Nature in human creativity

1. Connect with arrows the toys and the names of the materials from which they are made. What animals do these toys resemble?

A bird made of straw, a Bear made of wood, a whistle-horse made of clay, a horse made of birch bark (this is birch bark).

Page 14-15. We are people

1. Together with adults, select photographs of your family and friends of different ages. Paste these photos in the windows.

2. Choose 2-3 photos. Tell us who these people are to you. How do you feel about them? To answer, use the words: relatives, acquaintances, neighbors; I treat you with love, in a friendly way, with sympathy.

This is my brother. His name is Misha. He and I are best friends. I love my brother very much.

This is my football coach. He is very strict, but fair. I have great respect for him.

Page 16-17. How we communicate with the world.

Complete the boy's story. Use pictures. Color them.

1. I’m interested in looking at (we draw a butterfly). I like the scent (draw a flower). I like to taste (berries). I am happy to hear singing (draw a bird). I enjoy petting (the dog).

Where do you think the boy is walking? Write it down.

2. Look at the pictures. Color the circles of those objects that help us see better with green. Mark the items that help us hear better with a tick in the circle.

Green circle: microscope, glasses, binoculars, telescope. Checkbox: microphone, headphones.

What do you think the thermometer is used for? Write down:

For measuring temperature.

P.18-19. People are the creators of culture.

1. Read and listen to the story. Look at the drawings for it. How did a man come up with a steam locomotive? Connect the drawings with a string from the ball.

Numbering of pictures in order from left to right: 3-1-4-6-5-2-7

2. Write in the boxes the name of another type of transport that uses steam power. Find it in the pictures and circle it.

P. 20. Our class.

1. Mark the circles with vintage school supplies.

We tick off: a fountain pen, an inkwell, a quill pen, a blotter and a certain copper object that looks like either a candlestick or a wax seal.

2. Find the answer to the riddle among the objects. Write the name of this item. I was born twice, I was never baptized, I don’t know my letters, but I’ve been writing forever.

Goose feather.

3. Look at the picture and find the answer to each line of the riddle. Connect the lines and the answers with arrows.

The earth is white - sheet of paper
Three people walk - fingers
One is driven - handle
Two look - eyes
One commands. - hand

4. Circle in the picture everything that should not be in an old classroom. Color the object on which you write with chalk (blackboard).

We outline: a robot, a keyboard, a computer, a mouse, a telephone, a train, a typewriter, a wall lamp.

pp. 22-23. We are a friendly class.

2. Ask any of the elders to write a story about their teacher. Sign the name of the author of the story.

I always remember my first teacher with warmth and love. She was the kindest in the eyes of her students. She taught us not only to write and count, but also to be friendly, honest and independent.

Page 24-25. Nature in the classroom.

1. Cut out the pictures from the application and place each plant in its own window.

Violet - blue flowers, cactus - a prickly thick trunk with 2 pink flowers, begonia - a plant with wide green leaves, purple on the inside, spurge - a prickly stem and red flowers, dracaena - a long stem with thin hanging leaves, sansevieria - green "tails" ", crawling upward.

2. These plants are similar to each other. Can you tell them apart? Connect the drawings and names with strings from the balls.

On the left is a fern, on the right is a palm tree.

In this topic, they can assign a home report or presentation about plants in the classroom.

pp. 26-27. What grows near the school.

1. Using a diagram, draw a tree, a bush and a herbaceous plant.

A tree has a trunk and a crown, a bush has several trunks and a crown, and a herbaceous plant has a thin stem and leaves.

2. Find the extra picture in each row and circle it. Explain your decision.

There is an extra drawing in the first row - the 4th one. This is a bush and the rest are trees.

In the second row, the extra 2nd picture is a maple sprout (tree), and the rest are herbaceous plants.

3. Do you know these plants? Connect the drawings and names with strings from the balls.

On the left are yellow flowers - buttercups, under them is blue chicory. On the right is yellow tansy, underneath is pink bindweed.

Perhaps they will tell you to prepare a presentation at home about plants in the schoolyard.

pp. 28-29. The world behind the glass shore

2. Cut out the pictures from the application and place each fish in its aquarium.

Gourami is a fish with an orange fin, catfish is gray, swordtail is with a red side and a “sword” on its tail.

3. Using the identification atlas, find out the names of these fish. Connect the drawings and names with strings from the balls.

On the left is a flat fish with gray stripes - an angelfish, under it is a barb. On the right is a long fish with blue stripes - zebrafish, under it is a veil tail with beautiful fins long as a veil.

Aquarium for gluing:

Page 30-31. Who else lives with us?

2. Draw food for each inhabitant of the living area.

For the parrot - millet, oats, seeds, apples. For the canary - millet, oats, seeds, berries. Guinea pig - apples, carrots, beets, seeds. Hamster - millet, nuts, seeds, grass, potatoes, carrots, peas, apple. In principle, you can draw the same picture for all small rodents; add lard to your rat’s diet for variety. The bunny eats grass, carrots, cabbage, and hay.

You can print and paste a photo of a living corner in 1 task:

pp. 32-33. What kinds of animals are there?

1. What are these animals called? Place numbers on the pictures.

a) Insects: 4,5,3,2,1

b) Pisces: 1,4,3,2

c) Birds: 3,4,1,2

d) Animals: 4,2,3,1

2. Indicate with arrows the characteristics of these groups of animals.

Insects have 6 or more legs. Birds have feathers. Fishes are covered with scales. Animals have fur.

We'll waste time on business, it's easy there.

pp. 36-37. It's time for fun.

1. Guess the riddles. Draw the answers. Behind the glass door someone's heart is beating. (Clock) Cobweb, cobweb, let it warm your back. (shawl) What baby is born with a mustache? (kitty)

2. Underline the answer: What's between the floors And the ceiling?

3. How to write “dry grass” in four cells? (HAY)

4. Draw the answer to the riddle: “Two cars were walking along a narrow road: one uphill, the other uphill. How did they part?” Answer: the cars moved in the same direction, they do not need to move apart.

We draw 2 cars one after another, climbing the mountain.

5. What is drawn here?

These are old children's riddles from the category of jokes, how they got into the Federal State Educational Standard is beyond comprehension. But since there is, we will decide. 1 - a bear climbs a tree, 2 - a giraffe.

6. Remember and come up with your own drawn riddles. Draw them. Make a wish for your neighbor.

pp. 38-39. Our home and family

pp. 40-41. My family is part of my people.

1. Consider antique household items. Label their names using reference words. If you can, write the names of these objects in the language of your people.

Answers: spinning wheel, spoon, tuesok.

2. Together with your elders, draw a picture of your family’s favorite folk tale. Discuss the meaning of the fairy tale.

For example, the turnip is a very family tale. The meaning: in order for a difficult matter to be resolved, you need to unite the efforts of the whole family, all its members must try for the benefit of the family.

P.42-43. Nature in the house.

Remember the plants and animals that we learned about while studying the topic "Our Class". Place their numbers on the pictures.

Answers from left to right: 2-4-11 10-8-6 7-9-1-3 12-5

pp. 44-45. Where do water, gas, electricity come from to our house?

1. Find and mark the correct answers.

Water: 3rd picture.

Gas: 3rd picture.

Electricity: 1st picture.

2. Find these electrical appliances in the picture. Arrange the numbers.

Answers from left to right: 6-5-2 1-3-4

Think and tell us what safety measures need to be taken when handling these electrical appliances.

Electrical appliances must be used on a dry surface. Before plugging it into the outlet, you need to check the integrity of the wire. Turn on, holding the plastic part of the plug with your hand, and insert it all the way into the socket. Use the device according to the instructions. Do not put your hands into a running electrical appliance. After use, turn off the power and unplug the plug from the outlet.

Beautiful stones in our house

1. Cut out the pictures from the application and place each stone on its shelf.

Granite is a variegated red-black stone, malachite is green with dark waves, selenite is translucent with a slight reddish tint, turquoise is blue and black, amber is orange, lapis lazuli is blue with light inclusions.

2. Using the identification atlas, find out what it is. Write the names in the boxes.

CORAL AMBER

pp. 48-49. Indoor plants in our home.

1. Identify indoor plants by their leaves. Use arrows to indicate the names of the plants. Test yourself using the textbook.

From top to bottom: monstera, croton, dieffenbachia, chlorophytum.

2. What are these plants called? Arrange the numbers.

From left to right: 1-2-3 4-5

pp. 50-51. Let's go out into the garden.

1. Where do these fruits and berries ripen: on trees, shrubs or herbaceous plants? Connect the drawings and diagrams with strings from the glomeruli.

Tree: apple, plum, pear, cherry.

Bush: cherry, gooseberry, currant, raspberry.

Herbaceous plants: strawberries.

pp. 52-53. Vegetables and fruits on our table.

1. Color only the vegetables.

Color the cabbage, beets, carrots.

2. Color only the fruits.

Color the pear, orange, lemon.

3. Prepare a vegetable salad. Season it with vegetable oil. Write down your salad recipe.

Ingredients: cucumber, tomato, onion, vegetable oil. Chop the vegetables, add salt and season with oil.

4. Prepare a fruit salad. Top it with yogurt. Write down your salad recipe.

Ingredients: banana, orange, apple, yogurt. Cut the fruits, season with yogurt.

Page 54-55. About bread and porridge, about tea and coffee.

1. What is made of what? Connect with arrows.

From wheat - wheat flour - white bread, from rye - rye flour - black bread.

3. What's missing? Write the names of the plants in the boxes.

From top to bottom: RICE MILLET BUCKWHEAT OATS

4. Indicate with an arrow the part of the plant that is used to make tea or coffee.

Tea - tea leaves, coffee - coffee beans.

pp. 56-57. Wild and cultivated plants.

1 - rosehip, 2 - rose.

2. Find the extra plant in each row and circle it. Explain your decision.

1 - dandelion. This is a wild plant, and the rest are cultivated. 2 - pear. This is a cultivated plant, the rest are wild.

3. Do you know fruits that are grown in hot countries?

From left to right: mango, papaya, dates.

pp. 58-59. The dog is in our house.

2. If you have a dog, make up a story about it. Ask an adult to write it down.

Even if the child does not have a dog, in this task you will need to come up with a story, even about grandma’s dog, or about a neighbor’s dog, or about a yard dog.

My grandmother has a dog, Zhuchka, in the village. She eats porridge, meat, bread, and gnaws bones. When we eat barbecue, she asks for a piece and I treat her. We love Zhuchka!

3. Cut out the pictures from the app and place each dog on its mat.

Pekingese - small, fluffy, with a flat muzzle, Cocker Spaniel - black and white, with long ears and a short tail, St. Bernard - one of the largest dogs, white with red spots, husky - white and black, tail tail, collie - white -red, long-haired, dachshund - small, red, with short legs.

pp. 60-61. The cat is in our house.

2. Cut out the pictures from the application and place each cat in its house.

The Siberian is the fluffiest, the Persian is fluffy, with a flat muzzle, the Siamese is white with black paws, muzzle and tail, the British is gray shorthaired.

3. If you have a cat, make up a story about it. Ask an adult to write it down.

Even if we don’t have our own cat, we can come up with ideas about any cat.

My grandmother has a cat, Filya. He is of British breed. Filya loves milk and meat. In summer he walks in the garden, and in winter he lives in the house. Filya catches mice and delights us with her tricks.

Project photo story about a pet:

Photos for the project:

pp. 64-65. Wild and domestic animals.

1. Complete each row by pasting the picture from the app.

1 - fox, this is also a wild animal. 2 - horse, this is a domestic animal.

2. Find the extra animal in each row and circle it. Explain your decision.

1 - squirrel. This is a wild animal, and the rest are domestic.

2 - bee. This is a domestic animal, and the rest are wild.

3. What animals are depicted in the pictures - wild or domestic? Mark the correct answer (fill in the circle).

These are domestic animals, people have tamed them; these animals help him in his work.

The boss is not great
And he doesn’t tell me to sleep for a long time.
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Born twice
Never been baptized
He sang himself, but died - they didn’t sing the funeral service.
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A river that “fits” in your mouth?
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Bezusova Anastasia, Overyata village
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There are 100 sheets of paper on the table.
For every 10 seconds you can count 10 sheets.
How many seconds will it take to count 80 sheets?
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On the same day, 2 boys were born in the same maternity hospital. Their parents moved into the same house. The boys lived on the same landing, went to the same school, to the same class. But they never saw each other. How can it be?
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Crossroads. Traffic light. A Kamaz, a cart and a motorcyclist are standing and waiting for the green light. The yellow light came on and the Kamaz turned off. The horse got scared and bit the motorcyclist's ear. Like a traffic accident, but who broke the rules?
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Furmuzakiy Valeria, Bendery
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Between two luminaries in the middle I am alone.
Answer: Nose
Olya Ipatova, Khabarovsk
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White dog with a sore on its nose.
Answer: Match
Andrianova Vika, Volgograd
269

I plan the earth like a plane,
I help make roads.
Where are the new buildings, attention everywhere
A nice car with a difficult name.
Answer: Bulldozer
Krainov Roman, Dimitrovgrad
144

You're running. There are Germans behind you, a wall in front. Which barrel will you jump into: wine or beer? Then you run. There are Germans behind, a wall in front. Which barrel will you jump into: water or oil? Then you run. The Germans are behind you, which barrel will you jump into: shit or urine?
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Not prickly, light blue
Hanged in the bushes...
Answer: Frost
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526

Once upon a time there lived a beast starting with the letter Y,
I cleaned my face
Hippopotamus starting with the letter b,
And the rooster starts with the letter p,
Crocodile starting with the letter k,
And boar starting with the letter k.
Platypus starting with the letter u,
What kind of animal starts with the letter y?
Answer: My cat's name is Yulka
Koroleva Alena, Ust-Kamenogorsk
1272

iron Horse
Jumps into the fire.
Answer: Poker
702

The husband gave his wife a ring and said: “When I die, read what is written on it.” He died and she read it. Later, when she was having fun, reading the inscription on the ring, she became sad, and when she was sad, reading the inscription, she became happy. What was written on the ring?
Answer: Everything will pass
Krapivkina Yulia, Barnaul
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I'll tell him "car"
And he will answer me “tire”.
Answer: Echo
Malets Daniel, Minsk
330

They don’t eat it raw, they throw it away when it’s cooked. What is this?
Answer: Bay leaf
Koval Vasya, Samara
12082

What did Anna Karenina leave as a legacy to modern fashion?
Answer: Platform shoes
anonymous
1032

Which 2 notes indicate an edible product?
Answer: Fa-sol
Afanasyev Daniil, Barvikha
9827

Along the river, along the water
A string of boats floats,
There's a ship ahead,
He leads them along,
Small boats have no oars
And the boat is painfully sailing.
Right, left, back, forward
He will turn the whole gang.
Answer: Duck with ducklings
No. 1 GIRL, KRASNODAR
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Two words that destroy all evidence?
Answer: So what?
Solovyova Valya, Astrakhan
1300

There is an oak tree, full of cereals,
Covered with a patch.
Answer: Poppy
Stepanova Kristina, Peter
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What type of weapon has a date and year?
Answer: Pistol
DDD SSS, ASDASD
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I placed the pencil in the room so that no one could step over or jump over it. How did I do this?
Answer: Put a pencil near the wall
Malets Daniel, Minsk
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Sparkles, blinks,
Shoots crooked arrows.
Answer: Lightning
Malets Daniel, Minsk
522

Thunder rumbles, the earth shakes, someone is in the bushes...
Answer: Don't spoil my story: special forces are working there
Vasilyeva Polina, Perm
1303

A boy and a girl named “E” were doing something in the grass.
Answer: Ate strawberries
no matter Olya
1100

He looks down on you -
You won't find a prouder flower.
He is the ruler of the autumn garden,
This is a bright colored...
Answer: Dahlia
Pererva Valya, Serpukhov
376

Knocking, knocking -
Nobody opens
And it eats the residents.
Answer: Woodpecker
Dmitrieva Nastya, Kem
178

Gray hare under a pine tree
He announced that he was a tailor.
And to the tailor in an hour
The little bear gave the order.
- Your order will be ready
Until the January cold.
The hare cuts, the hare sews,
And the bear is waiting in the den.
The deadline has passed. The bear came
But you can't wear pants!
Why?
Answer: The little bear became a bear
Vasilyeva Polina, Perm
7078

Largest human organ?
Answer: Leather
Gubanov Sergey, Ryazan
8816

Thunder rumbles, bushes shake, what are they doing there?
Answer: Bear eats raspberries
Zubareva Anna, Nolinsk
915

What do a thief and a tree have in common?
Answer: Both are imprisoned
Kirill, Yuzha
1470

Marina dreamed of a chocolate bar, but she didn’t have 10 rubles to buy it. Vasya also dreamed of a chocolate bar, but he was only 1 ruble short. The children decided to buy at least one chocolate bar for two, but they still lacked 1 ruble. What is the cost of a chocolate bar?
Answer: Cost - 10 rubles. Marina has no money at all.
Vagapova Elizabeth, Uchaly
7252

He takes it to one place and gives it to another place.
Answer: ATM
Hysson Victoria, Bratsk
1027

There is a bag of needles under the tree.
Answer: Hedgehog
SAMARINA Anyutya, MEZHDURECHENSK
342

Small stature, long tail,
Gray coat, sharp teeth.
Answer: Mouse
623

What can I do that you will never be able to repeat in your life?
Answer: Crawl between your legs
Chuikova Natalya, Samara
10106

There is red growing in the garden and it stinks of gasoline.
Answer: Tomatoes (my tomatoes, I water them with whatever I want)
Rezin Vladimir, Khabarovsk
943

She's beautiful and sweet
And her name comes from the word “ash.”
Answer: Cinderella
667

What breaks but never falls? What falls but never breaks?
Answer: Heart and blood pressure
Karas1k
8901

When he's little, he lives in his own house,
And when he grows up, he breaks down his house.
Answer: Chicken
Tolmacheva Alexandra, Angarsk
279

We made a snowball
They made a hat on him,
The nose was attached - and instantly
It turned out...
Answer: Snowman
Antonik Polina, Tobolsk
254

What can you take in your left hand, but not in your right?
Answer: Right elbow
Smirnova Anyuta, Nizhny Novgorod
9049

The jar is on the table. It stands so that one half of it is in the air and the other is on the table. What is in the jar if it falls in half an hour? And why?
Answer: Ice. It will melt and the jar will fall.
Zagorodnyuk Nastya, Kostanay
5003

What's not in a woman's handbag?
Answer: About
Lagutova Sasha, Moscow
858

It flaps its wings, but cannot fly away.
Answer: Windmill
Yakovleva Arianna, Krasnodar
294

What happens if you cross a hare and a squirrel?
Answer: Zaebelka
on Vi, Novgorod
796

When will the foal become a horse?
Answer: Never (~ when baby)
net F I O, Omsk
684

What is the longest word in the Russian language?
Answer: A Word about Igor's Campaign
2329

Green is flying. What is this?
Answer: Green tomato
Swan Lisa, Vladivostok
617