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This can only happen here: you are at work and think “Where can I get money from...”

Labor made a tired monkey out of a monkey.

The work is not a wolf, but a rabbit. He doesn’t run away into the forest, but fades away...

Work is not money! It doesn't end!!!

Cool statuses about work

People are ready to do ANYTHING for money! Even to work...

I came to work after vacation, I felt like children in kindergarten - I wanted to cry and go home!

Work is a place where you want to eat before lunch, sleep after lunch, and all the time you are haunted by the feeling that you are not paid enough...

Working in a big company is when you say hello to a person for three years, but don’t know who he is.

The boss is always right, but mistakes are human.

With my salary, I have to come to work, say hello and... leave!

At work I want only one thing - to the pillow kingdom, the blanket state...

I moved the sofa to another wall, since there is an outlet there. Added “interior specialist” to my resume.

I really enjoy going to work! And from work too! But these 8 hours between walking are the worst!

The best defense is an attack, so instead of “Explanatory” always write “Reporting”.

If my boss saw how I work on myself in the morning to get out of bed, he would increase my salary!

One boss went on vacation, but the whole team rested...

The director has arrived. He doesn’t work himself and prevents others from working!

It was a good week - I only wanted to quit three times.

Soon we will have our paycheck again... Five minutes at the ATM... In the store for half an hour... We have no money again!

Oh, work, work, go to Fedot, laundry to Sashka, ironing to Dasha, cooking to Romka, and I have a vacation ticket!

How difficult it is for me to work when there is no director... I don’t even go out to smoke... I’m afraid I’ll go home :)

Nothing cheers up the office in the morning more than a couple of Viagra tablets thrown into a common kettle.

We always give 100% at work. 11% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 41% on Wednesday, 17% on Thursday and 6% on Friday!

Interestingly, is it only in Russian that the word “work” is derived from the word “slave”, and “dismissal” from the word “will”?

If you work like a horse, sit down and take a couple of puffs on your cigarette. Nicotine will kill that beast inside you!

A team of sleeper layers is needed, not intimate, but you'll have to fuck!ツ

I think I’m pregnant... I’m sick of work and drawn to the salty sea...

If you are a talented worker, with initiative and intelligence, and there are only idiots around, then you will do the work for them and yourself.

If you do not have the strength and desire to work, then you are still young.

I want a job like Santa Claus: in 364 days!!!

NO to salaries in envelopes! YES to salaries in suitcases!

Study, study and study again, because you still won’t find a job.

I can afford a lot... But my salary doesn’t allow it!

It's hard to be macho. Every day at work Ishacha.

Working is not a woman’s job! A woman must go to work to show off her new dresses!

Statuses about work with meaning

Work is work, but in this life you still need to do something useful.

What you do best is your calling.

It's good to work two jobs! Lots of money! But not because they pay a lot - but because there is no time to spend.

Not going on vacation? Are you immortal?

When I leave work, I try my best not to run :)

A successful career is when you rush to work while everyone else is going to barbecue.

Thursday is still better than Sunday! Because on Thursday tomorrow is Friday, and on Sunday tomorrow is Monday!

They learn from their own mistakes and make a career from others.

Nothing is valued so cheaply or costs as much as our work.

Anyone who wants to see the results of their labor immediately should become a shoemaker.

If you don't know how to use your head, use a shovel.

Anyone who cannot have 2/3 of a day for himself should be called a slave.

At work, are you also treated like you’re smart, but are paid like you’re a fool?

You will never make money if you think they are making it.

Work ennobles a person, but idleness makes him happy.

If you put off until the day after tomorrow what you can do today, you will have two free days.

Work hard and pay your taxes honestly. Thousands of workers in the state apparatus are counting on you.

If you want to earn money, work; if you want to get rich, come up with something of your own.

Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a single day in your life.

Anyone who cannot smile should not engage in trade. — Statuses about work

The specifics of life in a metropolis are such that some workers get tired before they even get to work.

Be with who you want to be with. Work where you are comfortable and interested in working.

When work is pleasure, life is good! When work is a duty, life is slavery!

It has become so difficult to steal! It feels like I earned this money.

The boss begins to truly appreciate the employee only during his absence...

The initial 20% of effort produces 80% of the results, and the remaining 80% of effort produces only 20% of the results.

I love weekends. You can get to work quickly and without traffic jams!

Salary is a measure of the humiliation with which the state treats this profession.

Working too much is harmful. But working a lot and getting little is not only harmful, but also stupid.

The pen you write with in the office will never run out! They'll snatch it away from you sooner.

I still can’t figure it out: do I have a job, or does my job have me?..

Funny statuses about work

I work, I work, and I’m not afraid of work; if my right side gets tired, I’ll turn to my left!

Coming to work drunk is like playing a computer game. The main thing is to beat the boss.

Doing bullshit in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing, reaction and vigilance in general

In the office I behave like a house cat - I rustle and rustle with papers, climb into the closet with a businesslike face and go to lunch.

The first step on the path to work has been taken - I left my classmates!

Today I woke up abruptly because I thought I was late for work. I opened my eyes and calmed down - phew, I'm at work!

Because of these endless holidays, my entire schedule has gotten messed up - I can’t sleep at work.

The cleaning lady Klava confidently walked towards her goal, sweeping away everything in her path.

What kind of life is this?! They pay you once a month, but they force you to work every day!

You can barely walk to work like a seal... And from work you can barely catch up with horseradish like a deer!

We are not afraid of work, we do not run away from work! There is no work - we go to bed, there is work - we also sleep!

We have a very cool printer at work, judging by the sounds, it grinds wood and makes paper itself...

Promotion! Only for those who worked well yesterday - a gift! New working day for free!

The turnip has grown big, very big, but it doesn’t want to work.

Going to work as if it were a holiday... jingling shackles merrily.

While trying to work again, I again came across the Internet.

The lazier a person is, the more his work resembles a feat.

Statuses about your favorite job

A decent salary is when you already need to get the next one, but you haven’t spent the previous one yet.

Your favorite job is when you go there with joy, like going to the refrigerator.

To make you want to go to work at home, and to want to go home at work, you need your secretary to give you food at work, and at home there is always a pack of cold beer in the refrigerator.

Happiness is when you happily go to work in the morning, and happily return home in the evening.

I worked hard today, and realized that today was Friday only when at 4 o’clock the director ran away shouting “Whoever is last is a sucker!”

Great work is when you’re half an hour late, you meet your boss, and he tells you: you’re great, you’re the first to arrive today!

Statuses about a new job

I wrote my resume... I printed it out... I re-read it... I burst into tears... It’s a pity to hire such a person!

I'm afraid to go for an interview. What if they take it, you’ll have to work.

I recently got a job... The job is a DAY in three, the team is a BITCH in two...

It is better to work 31 days than to look for a job for 1 day.

Confident steps, with fresh thoughts into a new life...

Going to a new job is like going on vacation

The new work is not a wolf, but a holy grail!

Short statuses about work

Today I realized that I work as a musketeer - one for all!

Take every nail from work, you are the master here, not the guest!

When you know “Why”, you will overcome any “How”

The first five days after the weekend are the most difficult.

What do you do at work? - I want to go home!

My subordinates love me... well, the way they love me... they have no choice...

We know our worth well. It is always higher than our salary.

We shared Vaseline... There are many of us, but there is only one boss...

Smoke breaks, tea parties and gossip can cut your working day in half.

Patience and work don't suit me.

I'm looking for a salary provider. Please do not disturb employers!

Work is not a wolf. And here is the boss...

Uzbeks turn to the wall after sex and plaster

Work is not sex - you don't have to like it.

In an interesting job you see interesting dreams:)

It's terrible that eternity consists of reporting periods.

Instead of working conscientiously, it is better to work for yourself.

It’s good to do nothing and then rest some more.

If you don’t feel like working for the third day, then today is Wednesday.

If the boss is wrong, it means either he is not the boss or you are not an employee

Work has three advantages: Friday, salary and vacation.

You can’t earn all the money, but get drunk... ツ

In terms of work efficiency, today I am somewhere at the level of a radish.

It is not income that makes a person beautiful, but the ability to hide it.

I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.

Life is sad, but the salary is funny.

An expert is a person who has stopped thinking because he already knows.

The most enjoyable part of work is getting ready to go home.

Vacation was a success if you forgot the password for your work PC.

Those who get up early haven’t been laid off yet...

I'm not afraid of work...if I do something, I'll grab it right away!

How we get paid is HARD! The way we work is REVENGE...

The most important days in work are salary and advance payment.

A watchman at the Adrenaline Rush plant works every other day for a week.

Yesterday I was looking for justice. Today I'm looking for a new job...

It is especially difficult to find a job when you don’t want to work.

Work is not a wolf. Or rather - a goat!

Remember! The superstitious are left without their thirteenth salary!

Statuses about Monday and work

Monday - we take a break from the weekend, Tuesday - we get ready for work, Wednesday - we work, Thursday - we take a break from work, Friday - we get ready for the weekend. Conclusion: maybe it’s enough to work on Wednesdays???

It's not Monday that's a bad day, it's that your job isn't very good.

The eye just stopped twitching, and tomorrow it’s Monday again.

Our man has two problems: to work until Friday and not to die before Monday.

On Monday it is better to come to work on Tuesday, or even better on Wednesday...

Old age is when you wash your hair not on Friday before a party, but on Monday before work...)

Monday is when you drag yourself to work in the morning and sincerely envy the homeless man sleeping soundly on a bench.

If you are upset about Monday, work seven days a week :)

The shortest working day on Monday, I didn’t have time to fully wake up, and it was already time to go home.

When you work a wrong shift on Monday, you want to kill

Alcohol on Monday morning is not only not harmful, but even beneficial.

Popular statuses:

How to be successful at work?

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When will the circus open and all the clowns will be in their places, and not in leadership positions?! Otherwise I just laugh at work!

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If you want to work, go... and work! The money will not come on its own!

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I'm sitting here, working. It’s strange - that’s why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?

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We have sleeping pills at work, they even add them to coffee, I checked.

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I'm sitting here, working. It’s strange why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?...

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A person is never as close to perfection as when filling out a job application.

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Work is killing me as a person. But I get cash for it!

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Work like a dog, the faster you run, the faster it will catch up!

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(T) To do it “as expected” does not mean to put it to work!

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What I love about my job is that you can always drink tea there)))

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When the boss gets sick, a healthy atmosphere reigns in the team.

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Every boss, deep down in his soul, is afraid that his subordinates will be able to work without him...

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Real summer will come when you earn it!…

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Every day I say that I hate my job, but unfortunately I understand that I still won’t quit it.

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Don't say you're working. Show what you've earned.

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(T) A truly thrifty person even puts off work for a rainy day.

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According to the president, the country lacks qualified workers. According to the workers, the country needs a qualified president.

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Work... When it’s not there, you want it to be there. When it is there, you want it not to be there.

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Nothing brightens up the dial like the number 6 at the end of the working day...

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A career in a woman’s life takes place if there is no place for a man!

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If in the morning you want to go from home to work, and in the evening you want to go home from work, then you have neither a normal home nor a normal job.

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The coolest job in the world is relaxation! It seems like I would have worked all my life!!!

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What a life! As soon as you sit down to work, someone will definitely wake you up!

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It’s a pity that work isn’t a wolf... I would have let her go into the forest for a couple of weeks...

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Good conversation shortens the workday!

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Alas, I don’t have time to live at all, I only have time to work(((

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Work is the best cure for all ills.

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The smaller the position, the more noticeable your absence from the workplace.

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Judging by the last salary, one gets the feeling that our bosses will drink from the hoof!!!

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Someone else’s work is somehow always easy...

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Crap! This work, work, work... There is no time to spend money!

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No matter how you work, there will always be an asshole who works less and gets more.

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With such a salary, work becomes just a hobby...

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Chief, remember! White (untanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!

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It's easy to be a boss - you give a crazy order, and the horror of its consequences forces your subordinates to do everything right.

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Previously, we worked tirelessly, now without lifting our ass!

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The smart ones are those who earn money with their intelligence, and the wise ones are those for whom these smart people work.

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The big consumers of oxygen are the bosses. When they are gone, you can breathe easily!

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Our whole life is a struggle: before lunch with hunger, after lunch with sleep!

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(T) Laziness can also be useful - as a protection against overwork.

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Today the boss is not at work, I don’t even go out to smoke - I’m afraid to go home...))))

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It's amazing how important your job is when you need to take time off from it, and how unimportant it is when you ask for a raise)))

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Who is looking for a job: schedule 2/5, salary 75,000-100,000, vacation 62 days... Call!!! Let's look together!!)))

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Go to work like a seal - you'll wake the fuck up! And from work, like a deer, you’ll catch up with the dick!

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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a single day in your life. (Confucius)

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Nowadays, people go wild at home, go wild in the service, and again feel like people - in nature.

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And who else wakes up in the morning and thinks... Well, today I’ll definitely come home from work and go straight to bed!

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And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... The sunset is intoxicatingly beautiful!
Everything is simpler here - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer!!!

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If you work all the time and never rest, you can become the richest man in the cemetery...

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Never do anything right the first time, otherwise no one will appreciate how difficult it was later.

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On an empty stomach, a Russian person does not want to do or think anything, but on a full stomach, he cannot.

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Go to work or sleep? Sleep or go to work? I'll go to work and sleep!!!

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Study, study and study again - because you still won’t find a job!

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The best job is a highly paid hobby.

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If the boss comes up with a brilliant idea, that means someone will be doing crap all day

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Symptoms of office sickness - before lunch you struggle with hunger, after lunch you struggle with sleep, and all the time you feel like you are not being paid extra.

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The hardest thing for women to get a job! Everyone needs 18-year-old girls with 30 years of experience, two degrees and grown children!

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I worked hard today, and realized that today was Friday only when the director ran away at 4 o’clock, shouting “Who’s last?”

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If you quit, what will you live on? If you work, then when will you live?

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Work has three advantages: Friday, salary and vacation.

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I don’t regret, I don’t call, I don’t cry, I just don’t have time. I work, I walk...:)))

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From the lips of an accountant: “Why do you understand everything! No orgasm compares to what you experience when the balance comes together!”

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Only in Russia can a person study for free, get treatment for free and work for free.

Statuses about work and about work

Keeping something a secret is a very difficult job for a woman, so they prefer to do it together with their girlfriends.

Selfishness is a great force. Only he is able to force a person to devote himself entirely to work in order to achieve pleasure, while it is not at all necessary that he has ever experienced it.

Admit it honestly: surely everyone in their life has drawn a heart at least once by breathing on cold glass?

If you don't want to leave the house in the morning, read Forbes... Didn't find any articles about yourself? Then run to work, damn it!

Best status:
By doing anything in the workplace other than work, you develop attention and peripheral vision!

Fire, water and people busy at work - this is a magnificent sight! I could look at this all my life!

Only a small part of people can afford not to go to work in the morning! If Forbes magazine doesn't write about you, then you're not one of them, so don't fucking sleep until lunch!

If you don't raise my salary, you'll force me to look for more work! For example, I can write memoirs about our relationship with YOU!

- When will the money be available? – They promised November 31st. - Very shitty! - Well, they won’t succeed before. – Yes, it’s not a matter of earlier or later. November has 30 days!

Work, work, go to Fedot, from Fedot to Yakov, from Yakov to everyone. Salary, salary come from Kondrat, come from Yakov, come from everyone...

Going to work means money.

Don't @beat my brains out! It won’t work - I’m wearing a helmet!!!

The working day is divided into “before lunch” and “before leaving”.

I know what falling in love is: a dream without nightmares, tender kisses, a magical mood around the clock, abandoned work, forgotten affairs, light ahead of the tunnel and exercise in the morning...

The longest end is at the working day.

Why work if you have no time to rest?

If you quit, what will you live on? If you work, then when will you live?

The street is the path from the home computer to the work one.

If the boss comes up with a brilliant idea, then someone will spend the whole day doing crap.

Even an engineer can't work without a plan!

I love work. Work captivates me. I can sit for hours and watch how they work.

The socks have the hardest job... They really are on their feet all day!

It used to be like this…morning, sun, joy, you, evening, dreams, night, stars, dreams….now only…morning, fog, work, coffee, sadness….night, dreams…and no dreams….

Everything that is not made is done in China =)

The more expensive the purchases, the cheaper the fate! (“Men’s work”)

In the store: Do you have black paint? - Eat. – What color??

Work is work, go to Fedot: washing for Irka, ironing for Masha, cooking for Vovka, and I get a trip to the sea!

Lunch break in our office is the turning point of the day. No one works before lunch, and after lunch everyone rests.

Wallpaper must be glued without bubbles - Article 1 of the Constitution of Moldova...

On a working day, nothing brightens up the dial like the number 18.

waiting for Monday is harder for me than Monday itself

I’ll get rid of my work colleagues, quickly, not expensively…. Do not offer humane methods!

Heaven is that place on earth where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses.

Work...don't be afraid...I won't touch you!

Don't interfere! Work break!

The main thing is not work... The main thing is participation.

If work means health, then let the sick work.

We all work according to the Robinson Crusoe method - we are waiting for Friday!

For a horseshoe to bring happiness, you have to work hard like a horse.

I do not join any organizations that make me a member

it's time to go on vacation...yesterday I dreamed that salaries were given in pieces of paper for 512 rubles

Yesterday I was looking for justice - today I’m looking for a job.

We know our worth well. It is always higher than our salary!

“It doesn’t annoy you when you wash dishes and the spoon gets caught in the stream... now it’s clear why they wear an apron..=))”

I came home from work, I see there is dust all around... Give me, I think... and I’ll lie down.

Let the iron saw work, my mother did not give birth to me to work.

They pay a lot of money at work, but working on it, I don’t mind the first, but without the second, I have more fun!

Do you want to avoid oversleeping for work in the morning? Eat watermelon before bed.

I love work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at her for hours.

Work is not money...it never ends!!!

The bosses do not reduce salaries - they remind you that money does not buy happiness!

Morning is that part of the day when you envy the unemployed...

Monday is a rest after the weekend... Tuesday is preparation for the working day..

Shouldn’t I go to work, I thought. And he didn’t go.

the director returned from vacation tanned... and now he looks even more like shit

Science news: everything is a bunch in the collider

The best excuse for being late to the boss: “I popped into church to pray for you...”

True happiness is when you fall out of a 3rd floor window onto a pile of bricks and get away with a couple of bruises and scratches. This happened to me the day before yesterday. I'm Lucky and I'm alive!!!

Don't swear at the boss

Tomorrow I’ll get up early, have lunch and finish everything...

Damn, I haven’t worked in the office for so long that I forgot how to lay out the “kerchief”.

The end of the work week is an orgasm, albeit a small one!

Biology lesson 9th grade, 2010. Teacher: - This is how insects enter into sexual contact. Pupils: - OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Flight attendants are lucky! Just think: a job where men are sorted into classes!

I bet that you are now sitting in front of the computer and reading my status

Folks, my room is heated more by the computer than by the heater =))

It's awfully hard work to do nothing.

Healthy sleep not only prolongs life, but also reduces working hours.

Loneliness is when you even want to go to work.

I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.

Waiting for your call is the hardest job in the world...

Better a small DOLLAR than a big THANK YOU))

I am a serious person, the only funny thing is my salary!

It's scary to work when the boss isn't around. I can’t even go out to smoke, I’m afraid to go home!

I work, I work, I’m not afraid of work, if my right side gets tired, I’ll turn to my left!

It would be better if work were a wolf and went to the forest from here

After sex, Moldovans turn to the wall and plaster.

Propisdon is the best remedy for increasing work activity!

If you put off until the day after tomorrow what you can do today, you will have two free days.

The hardest job is looking busy when you're not.

If you don’t feel like working for the third day in a row, then today is Wednesday.

Labor is so exciting... I can literally sit for hours and watch someone work!

I’m sitting in a helmet, what if something...

I worked hard today, and realized that today was Friday only when at 4 o’clock, shouting “Whoever is last is a sucker!” The director ran away.

The boss wants us to work for three people. It's good that there are five of us.

The lazier a person is, the more his work resembles a feat.

I’m sitting here, working. It’s strange - that’s why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?

A teacher was walking through the forest... releasing H2S :))

Someone secured the polyethylene with pimples and the work was covered for the whole day...

Work from the heart, sit and scratch.

And he lived happily ever after... until he went to work

It seems to me that the boss looks at me and thinks: “This device can work faster.”

Leave me alone, work. I am sad…

I am considered a multi-armed shiva, but I am paid like a one-legged macaque.

If you don’t feel like working for the third day in a row, then today is Wednesday.

A well-fixed patient does not require anesthesia

You go to the accounting department - no one... You go to Odnoklassniki - oops... Accounting!!!

The 9th 8-hour working day of the 5-day working week began at 9.00 and ended at 00.45...

Crap! When I tried to work, the Internet was detected again!

girl’s opinion:_ “Almost all men lack vitamins E, B, A, T, C, A”

In the morning I want to sleep so much that I don’t want to live!!!

Time for fun, time for work. Here it comes ((

I still have willpower! I want to work, but I won’t!

Filming of the sequel to the film “Heat”, entitled: “Cold”, was postponed due to sudden and prolonged warming.

Champagne, sea, men... Oh, what am I talking about??? Work work work…

The work of a system administrator is similar to the work of a scout - successes are unnoticeable, but everyone knows about failures xD

That job is good... where there is Internet...

Ass in soap, face in mud - we work on a VAZ!!!

We know our worth well. And it is always higher than our salary!!!

How hard it is to work when there is no boss. I don’t even go smoking, I’m afraid I’ll go home!!!

Sometimes you wake up like a bird, with a winged spring on edge. And I want to live and work, but by breakfast it goes away.

I work part time, so please shout at me in a low voice!

There are a lot of thoughts in my head, but there is no will in life. Just home, work and a little pain...

Even an engineer cannot work without a plan...

when leaving work...try not to run!! =))

If I had 2 dicks, I would put both of them to work.

The best statuses about work on Statuses-Tut.ru. People have been scaring us with this word since school. If you want to live in abundance, have an apartment, a car, a bank account, fly to Rome or London on vacation, you need to find a well-paid job. And for this you need to graduate from school and college with excellent marks and meet the right people. But when you are fourteen years old and the world around you is beckoning with uncertainty, even the thought of a future job does not arise. And then the parents begin to intimidate, saying that if you don’t study, you will become a janitor or a dishwasher, you will live in a dormitory, and spend your vacation at a dacha a hundred kilometers from the city. So it turns out that after graduating from college, young people feel the fear of the unknown in front of this nightmare “Work”! If your ancestors told you something similar when you were a child, on Statuses-Tut.ru you can find cool statuses about work for your pages on social networks. After all, the most important thing in life is not to lose your sense of humor! After all, any work is good if it gives you moral and material pleasure!

Quotes from famous people about work!

Cool new statuses about work!

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People are ready to do ANYTHING for money! Even to work...

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Work is work, but in this life you still need to do something useful.

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I work, I work, and I’m not afraid of work; if my right side gets tired, I’ll turn to my left!

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The first step on the path to work has been taken - I left my classmates!

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Do you want to drive an X6 and live in a 5-room apartment? Press "exit" on Odnoklassniki and go to work!

After 30 years, at a meeting of classmates, you can immediately see who studied how and who achieved what! A D student has 2 things: an apartment and a car, a C student has 3 things: an apartment, a car and a dacha. An excellent student has 5 things: glasses, debts, a bald head, a headache and a gold medal made of stainless steel.

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Work is a place where you want to eat before lunch, sleep after lunch, and all the time you are haunted by the feeling that you are not paid enough...

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It's amazing how important your job is when you need to take time off from it, and how unimportant it is when you ask for a vacation or a raise...

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I really enjoy going to work! And from work too! But these 8 hours between walking are the worst!

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What kind of life is this?! Salaries are paid once a month, but they force you to work every day!!!

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Monday - we take a break from the weekend, Tuesday - we get ready for work, Wednesday - we work, Thursday - we take a break from work, Friday - we get ready for the weekend. Conclusion: maybe it’s enough to work on Wednesdays???

In connection with the responsibilities assigned to the IT department, it was decided to rename it to the department "IT, etc., etc...."

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Got fired? Don't be upset! Borrow a cool new Mercedes for one day... Meet your former boss... Say thanks)))

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The director has arrived. He doesn’t work himself and prevents others from working!

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When leaving work, I try my best not to run)))

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Soon we will have our paycheck again... Five minutes at the ATM... One hour in the store... We have no money again!

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The distance PARIS - DAKAR is nonsense! The distance between ADVANCE and SALARY is where the test lies!

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We are not afraid of work, we do not run away from work! There is no work - we go to bed, there is work - we also sleep!!!

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How hard it is for me to work when there is no boss... I don’t even go to smoke... I’m afraid I’ll go home)

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Promotion!!! Only for those who worked well yesterday - a gift! New working day for free!!!

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I always give 100% at work. 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday!

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I think I'm pregnant... I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea...

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I wrote my resume... I printed it out... I re-read it... I burst into tears... It’s a pity to hire such a person!

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The President said that a person working in Russia earns on average 27,000 rubles. I wonder if I don’t work or if I’m not a person... Or maybe I’m not in Russia at all...

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Anyone who doesn't work has a successful marriage.

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Today I realized that I work as a musketeer - one for all!

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Gasoline has risen in price, and so has vodka. The rent and fines were increased... It’s good that the salary was not increased. At least some stability...