Words for a man's mood. Short phrases for SMS to your beloved man to put him in the mood

Ever since we were in school, we have heard about the magical power of words. Remember the lines of Vadim Shefner?

“You can kill with a word, or you can save, even lead regiments…” - Vadim Shefner

It is unlikely that we will need to “lead the shelves”, but what about seduction? After all, this is such a powerful weapon that can excite a lover even from a distance. Unobtrusively hint, prepare for a hot meeting, give anticipation of a passionate night of love.

How to “turn on” a man and awaken uncontrollable erotic fantasies with the help of a small message? Experienced girls use vulgar SMS for this purpose.

Surely he will appreciate your sexual hint by reading one of these phrases:

Press down. Stronger, even stronger. Oh-oh-oh yes-yes-yes. Gently move your hand across the screen. I want more! It was the best phone sex of my life!
Dear cat, your pussy has already fluffed up its tail. I am waiting! (Or, as an option, “Your cat has powdered her fluffiest place, she’s waiting for you, don’t be late!”)
My knight, work hard, just make sure you don’t overdo it and don’t break your sword. It will be very useful to us today!
I wanted to send you something sexy, exciting, passionate, but the problem is, I can’t fit it into SMS.
I would kill the flies that were making love on your desk. There’s no point in them having sex where we haven’t tried yet!

Today's horoscope calls for a lot of hot sex. Beware!
Found a great recipe. 300 grams of hot passion pepper, a pinch of hot kisses, hugs to taste. I recommend regular use at any time of the day.
A hot nut is looking for a bolt so that it can be repaired quickly.
I fell under...shower. Clothes are wet. Especially panties. You want me?
In the books they write that knowledge is not transmitted sexually. Let's check?
In case of fire, call 01. Do you need a roof? Then dial 02. If there is a roof, but periodically moves, they will help you with number 03. Do you want me? Call, you know the number.
Each bunny needs to bring his own carrot to the warm hole. The mink is already ready.
Today I am especially immodest. I'm burning with passion. Cool me down quickly!
Doctors forbid eating a lot of sweets. But how can I give up on you? (Or, as an option, “I want you for tea, for dessert!”)
I remember yesterday’s meeting and the goosebumps in my lower stomach. I want to repeat it!

For greater effect, along with a message, you can send your loved one your erotic photos or a voice message with a declaration of love.

Message with subtext

To lift your spirits, an SMS with deep subtext and subtle humor is suitable for your lover. After reading such a message, the chosen one will not be able to hold back a smile and will definitely write something pleasant in response. Interesting examples of such SMS to a man:

Let's do it! I will be very pleased. I want it right now, I’m burning with desire! Well, what are you waiting for? Do it... Send me a message.
At night I will crawl under the covers, find the sweetest tender spot and suck for a long time. Sly mosquito!
I want to make my head spin. I’ll put you to bed so that it’s hot, makes you sweat, and makes you moan for a whole week! Signed: flu.
Do you want to snuggle closely with a hot body? Feel the breath on your face? Sweat, move back and forth, changing positions frequently? Get on the crowded bus, my little libertine!
I know all your private parts. Ready to caress them with my body. You are my delight. Your washcloth.

I want to caress him with my tongue. He's so sweet. I only think about him, although for a long time I was embarrassed to admit it to you. We enjoyed it last evening. You know what I'm talking about, right?...Dark chocolate.
Do you know what I'm thinking? How smooth, tender, sweet it is. I want to run my tongue, touch my lips...Oh, how I love bananas!

Erotic poems

Perhaps the guy will also like poems on the theme of eroticism. Choose an option to suit your taste and please your partner:

My soul is so eager for you, there are almost no clothes left, take me, beloved, passionately, because every day is wonderful with you!
Only the Kama Sutra can change a gloomy morning. I’m waiting for you, dear, beloved, there will be unique sex.
Do you love me? Admit it, you don’t hide your passion. Come on, honey, take off your clothes! Come, I'm all yours!
The smell in the room is like I miss you. Just press your hips and you will plunge into me.
You make my whole body tremble, I really wanted this. Again the heat, again the ecstasy, there will be a night just for us!
I will give myself all up, without a trace, with you so sweet and sweet next to me. I'm burning in the heat of love's expectations. Slave to your desires.
Honey, I don't have a complex. I'll get turned on by a kiss. Distance is a barrier. I will be glad to meet you.
I will give you such love that you will moan from a kiss. Night. Moon. Tangles of the body. After all, I wanted you so much!
It’s cold in the empty bed, fog has settled on the windows. Let's start some fires and make the windows shake!
Can you come up to me? Let's have some fun in the bedroom!
With lips dry from desire I will caress your beloved shoulders. With such gentle hands I will instantly heal all wounds and pain.

Dear, don’t let the boring bustle of work take away your solar energy, so that in the evening you return home full of energy for romantic adventures!

Let the solution to work problems, my cat, be accelerated by your good mood and manly perseverance! We will certainly restore all expended energy when we meet!

Darling, a small pause for this SMS, in the middle of a busy day, will dilute your monotonous activity with a sparkle of my adoration and the velvet of my endless love!

My only one, if a blockage happens at work, then let your steely self-control not waver under its weight, and let your strong-willed character help you overcome any force majeure!

My dear, remember, the light of your smile can transform everyday work into bright pleasure and quickly bring the end of a hard working day closer!

Dear, don’t be afraid of the things that pile up, because their number is limited. And the pleasure of my hot hugs and fiery kisses is limitless!

I am sending in a message, dear, my summer kiss with the taste of ripe strawberries! Let it distract you from the mountains of papers and take you to the shores of sweet comfort, at least for a while!

Darling, turn on the jet speed mode and quickly finish all the hustle and bustle of work to meet the evening with me under the silver of the amazing Moon and the twinkling of the stars!

Dear, I give instructions: be attentive at work, enjoy delicious coffee during lunch, hurry home after work, and drown in the gentle flurry of my love at home!

My dear, work, of course, is an important component of our life, but take a moment to remember how the volcano of passion rages in our united hearts!

This SMS, dear, is not able to virtually convey my sweetest kiss to your office, but it can illuminate you with a warm smile, which I absolutely adore!

Take a break from your work for a moment, my love! My message brought a weightless spark of cosmic love, which will flare up with an amber flame of passion at home!

I want, my love, to rush to your work like a snow-white cloud of air and shower you with a shower of crystal tenderness and a waterfall of affectionate kisses!

Don’t let routine work duties drag you into the whirlpool, my dear! Let it be better to be inspired by the dizzying anticipation of a wonderful meeting with my kisses!

Our technological progress has not reached the ability to teleport to our loved ones at work... But in the SMS I put the ruby iridescent love of my heart!

Sorry for distracting you from the work process, dear, but smiling in response to a tiny heartfelt message will relieve stress and maximize your productivity!

Dear, telephone communication will not convey all the warmth flowing in my soul! But the SMS will certainly remind you that the working day tends to end, and your evening will continue in my affection!

My tireless worker, save a little positive emotions and masculine ardor after work for the one who unimaginably idolizes and adores you!

Kitty, let your obsession with work not exhaust you, and smoothly transform into a rush of romance and passion when you return home!

Darling, let your operational decisions at work entail no less active actions, and all matters will be resolved by lunch! Imagine how much time we will get as a gift for happiness!

I hope, dear, that work will let you into my arms early today! I prepared not only a delicious dinner, but also a sweet and interesting dessert!

I’ve been thinking for a long time about what I can send to you to help quickly sort out all the work troubles... Perhaps, for starters, a gentle kiss, and the rest of the intrigue is impatiently waiting at home...

My energetic breadwinner, take care of yourself, don’t waste all your inspiration on work! I support your projects with sunny hugs, and anxiously await your date!

Darling, I’ve caught a time lord here, and I’m trying to persuade him to speed up your workday in order to prolong the enjoyment of your smile and unique warmth to infinity!

Now is the right time for you to take a break from work, my love! Imagine how my tenderness draws you into an ocean of honeyed languor and euphoria...

My message is in a hurry to cover the distance, dear, so that when it hits the screen of your phone, it makes you abstract from your work for a second and dream about me!

I’ll fly like a sunbeam into your office, dear, and, sitting on your heart, I’ll warm your whole working day with silky love warmth!

Are you already reading this little letter, my love? Probably yes, because the golden sun said that you smile charmingly, putting aside work matters!

I want to be in your mind, become the heroine of your dream and get to the seashore. The sea that you spilled in your soul. I wanna swim...

Have a great mood everyone!

Funny and cool sms for a guy or man will be a great addition to your good mood. After all, these SMS will cheer up the guy and set him up for positive communication with you.

To make funny SMS cheer up your boyfriend and for him to respond to you, send them to him when you know that he is free and not busy with important things.

Imagine, I went fishing today. I caught crucian carp and perch. But only you are the fish of my dreams.
If you're in a bad mood, my SMS is designed to cheer you up! Did not work out? Then come, I’ll pick up everything you need.
I want to make you an offer. Would you like to go with me...on vacation?
You and I are like Bonnie and Clyde, Winnie and Piglet, Harry Potter and his wand!
All I have to do is clean up the mess, and I'm ready for the marathon.
The most pleasant time of the day is when you meet me after work.
Honey, could you pick me up after work? I forgot my mortar and broom at home.
There are 8 hours, 480 minutes, 28800 seconds left until we meet. 28799…28798…28797…
When I'm sad, I think about you and smile. I hope this SMS brought a smile to your face too.
Of course, I understand everything, but I also need to work: how to drive away thoughts about you?
When you don't smile, there is only one little penguin in the world who is sad. You don't want to torment the poor bird, do you?
Today I learned that there is a belief that all thin people are witches. I'll go eat before I burn you at the stake.
Today you and I will do something unusual, exciting, something that you love to do for a very long time - we will play a console)
No type of coffee charges me with so much positivity and energy as thinking about you.

Funny SMS jokes for a guy are the same ones that lift your spirits and show a sense of humor towards each other for the two of you.

I want us to have more in common. Let's get... a kitten?
I bought myself a T-shirt with a photo of the same football player who missed yesterday. Tonight you can take revenge on him for his loss.
Today I will give you a suitcase of money. There is a sale of animated gifts on Odnoklassniki)
Darling, I don’t know how to tell you...Well, in general, I took a test...and it turns out we are the perfect couple!
Today you didn’t let me sleep, gently biting my ear and buzzing something passionately... Where are you, my mosquito?

Briefly about me now: naked and waiting for you!

I want to be a ray of light that illuminates your path even on the stormiest day.
You are my bunny, I am your ray of light! There is no cooler couple in the world for you and me!
I want you and me to become birds. Preferably migratory. And they flew to the sea for a couple of weeks.
Today I caught the bride’s bouquet quite by accident. Dont you want to say me something?
Today you will find hugs, treats and one non-stop “donimka”.
Let's take it to the next level? Let's “like” each other on VK!
I want it so much...I want it so much, I can’t bear it...I want to lift your...mood!
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For your sake, today I’m even ready to watch 22 men in shorts running across a field.

In addition to funny and cool SMS for a guy, there are other messages that also lift your spirits. For example, look

Dear, let the normality of your day be interrupted by this telephone message. And instantly, the gray everyday landscape will be illuminated by the atmosphere of a cheerful extravaganza and a feeling of celebration!

My brave knight, may the dragons of difficulties not hinder your exploits today, and may the gems of desired achievements sparkle brilliantly in the treasury of male success!

I will put in a letter for my beloved an abyss of affection and an abyss of adoration, so that an ordinary day becomes a magical legend that fulfills your bold manly dreams and wishes!

Darling, let the beginnings of your day be illuminated by the harmony of the sunny amber circle, blazing brightly in the azure heights, and I will add my tender kiss to it!

Dear, the wonderful tenderness of your smile enchants my heart, like a multi-colored rainbow. I want your unique fabulousness to be eternal!

Know, my only one, you are the diamond of my boundless happiness, and you illuminate my heart with multifaceted fantastic tints! I am grateful for your daily glow!

Dear, my caramel kiss made this SMS uniquely sweet. Enjoy the impeccable taste of my immense love, enclosed in a small telephone message!

Let the fountain of positivity silvery every second in the bottomless depths of your gaze, beloved, so that I can drown in this bewitching pool forever!

You are the spark of my life's inspiration, dear! Let your radiance not dim in the everyday hustle and bustle, because it brightly illuminates every corner of my soul!

With a virtual letter, I will convey a thousand passionate hugs to my beloved, so that a radiant mood will be an inseparable component of your every minute and endeavor!

Dear, in the diamond infinity of the Universe you cannot find luminaries emitting light more tender than your love and heartfelt attention! Know - you are my intangible Cosmos!

My dear, I wrote this SMS with a piece of heavenly coal! Let its brilliance add confidence to you in important projects, and, of course, remind you of the fiery adoration that burns inside me!

Let my hero today have a series of triumphant exploits and significant victories, so that upon returning home you simply shine like the sun and warm me with your happiness!

Dear, may fortune bloom today as a more magnificent flower of your achievements! And may my tenderness, flowing out of the SMS, make your day as comfortable as possible!

Don’t be shy to smile more often, my dear, diluting the bustle of your day with exemplary masculine nobility, tireless spiritual optimism and impeccable mood!

My cat, let the moth of success with its multi-colored wings scatter the unwanted clouds of today’s worries before you, guaranteeing the high effectiveness of all your plans!

My precious one, a piece of purple love fits compactly into my message. She will now speed up your quivering heartbeat with a warm wave, and will extremely increase your level of the hormone of happiness!

To my beloved, in a miniature SMS I send pearly inspiration for success, sugar mood for smiles, and a transparent crystal, unstoppable flow of the most tender kisses!

The fragrant aroma of love will be transferred to you, dear, with the lines of this message! Let the troublesome moments of your day dissolve in it, and let the stars of materialized ideas sparkle!

Even if your phone quietly notified you about my SMS, dear, it will loudly explode over your heart with a salute of my kisses and fireworks of boundless, inexhaustible tenderness!

On the sunny horizon of my love the warmth of this message was born, my only one! This day she will completely envelop you, maintaining a harmonious mood with sparks of positivity!

I want to fill every moment of my darling with amazing magic and wonder, so I hid a kiss decorated with rubies of boundless love in a telephone letter!

Let the velvet wind of success accompany the liner of your today's endeavors, dear! And of course, on the home pier, I will meet you with the radiance of uncontrollable volcanic passion!

My fingers were in a hurry to type words into SMS that would become the reason for your irresistible smile, my precious one! You are my amazing adventure, you are my incredible miracle!

I wrote a tiny letter to the man I adored with the golden letters of eternity! Let them sparkle in the infinity of your optimism and in the sunshine of your confidence!

My dear, you don’t need to be a super hero racing among the stars! You don't need to be a magician who works miracles! I adore the real you! So I decided to remind you about this via SMS!

May a positive attitude accompany you, beloved, just as your sincerity and love accompany my happiness! Oh yes! I will also seal this letter with a honey kiss!

You are full of floral warmth, the gentle, eastern sun, and walking in the eternal world you surprise infinity. Soaring on a spring ray, You give inspiration to life, And you draw with a heavenly coal...

We cannot always be close to our loved ones and friends, and in this case, modern technology helps us maintain communication. If a guy you love or know is in trouble and you need to support him and cheer him up, send him a funny message. Below we will give examples of SMS to cheer up a man, perhaps you will choose the appropriate option.

How to cheer up a man with a message?

To cheer a person up and “get to the point,” you need to know his sense of humor and what he will like. But in any case, avoid vulgar topics if the situation does not allow it.

You can write the following:

Everyone has their own cockroaches, but yours is the cockroachiest;
Dear subscriber, if you don’t smile now, I will switch you to the most expensive tariff;
Come visit, good mood lives here;
Smile more often, make this world a happier place;
When it’s bad, remember, this is the end of the black streak, the white one will begin soon;
You age 20 years when you frown;
It is only better for your enemies; if you are sad, disappoint them;
Do you want ice cream?
It looks like you are facing prison, I wrote a statement to the police that you are sad now;
Smile urgently, otherwise I will come to visit and cheer you up;
Stop frowning, the weather outside is worsening because of you;
I’m sending you a smiling SMS, if you’re in a bad mood, read it and remember that you have friends nearby.

You can come up with these kinds of phrases yourself in accordance with the situation, or change these as you need.

From the category "black humor"

These jokes are suitable only for true connoisseurs of black humor, those who are able to smile at words that would be worth crying over:

Don’t be sad, otherwise you look like that acrobat who died on the trampoline, but continued to delight the audience for a long time;
I understand that you want to kill everyone now, go to a psychologist, start with him;
Things aren't so bad for you yet. My neighbor’s husband went to the store to buy potatoes, but he was hit by a car and now she doesn’t know what to cook: rice or buckwheat;
Did you see the news today about the boy who hanged himself? I didn’t see it, but he tried so hard;
Don't worry, you'll get well soon. In this case, the doctor prescribed mud baths for me in order to develop a habit of the earth.

Of course, dark humor is not applicable in every situation, but sometimes laughing at hopeless situations helps to perk up your spirit.

What to send to your loved one on WhatsApp to cheer him up?

In this case, the man is waiting for affectionate and gentle, erotic messages. It is the attention of your beloved that best lifts your mood:

You are so adorable that 100 pandas nearby cannot compare with you;
You've been frowning for 10 minutes, now you've had 100 kisses;
I love you very much, because there is no other way;
A little cat is looking for an affectionate cat, can you help?
You are like a bounty - my piece of heaven;
Smile, I send you 5000 kisses;
Dear, leave my thoughts for at least 5 minutes, I can’t work;
I used to think that there was nothing sweeter than honey, but your kisses are sweeter;
When we met, I went fishing, but in the end I caught the most important fish of my life;
Come, I’ll cheer you up and everything that comes my way.

Showing a sense of humor towards each other helps to become closer and learn to better understand your partner. Don't be afraid, joke and say pleasant things of any nature.

Cool SMS for a guy so that he doesn't be sad

Sometimes with one successful phrase you can change a person’s mood, both for the better and, of course, for the worse.

Our task cheer up a guy with a message:

7 hours, 540 minutes and 28,798 seconds left until we see each other;
Today we will spend the evening in an unusual way, we will play the console;
A hug and a never-ending girl are waiting for you;
Let's renew our relationship and start liking each other on VK again;
I want, I want so much that I have no strength. I want to cheer you up;
You are my ray of sunshine! You and I won’t be cooler;
For your sake, I’m ready to do anything, even watch 22 men run around the field in their shorts after one ball;
We will definitely break through;
A good mood appears when you put everything into perspective;
Stop existing, start living;
Whatever happens, be as hard as a vanilla cracker;
Your bunny misses her carrots.

SMS to lift your spirits

By giving a friend a little positivity, you yourself will feel how your soul becomes pleasant. The day will not be in vain if you helped someone cope with troubles, even with a kind joke:

You have something that others don’t have - me;
It’s late, I see you can’t sleep, you’ll need my company now;
I give you permission to take off my skirt, T-shirt and panties today. The laundry has dried on the balcony, put it in the closet;
Congratulations! You have me now;
This message contains a virus. It lifts your spirits;
The stars foretell a lot of good things for you: beer, chips and my company;
I'm crying, tears are flowing like a river. I'm making soup and I came across some hot onions;
Sometimes you become completely unbearable. I have to endure you, endure you. But soon my patience will burst and...I will endure again;
You can easily hook up with anyone. Start my car too;
I know that you love fishing, throw your fishing rods to me today;
Hello! How is your condition: dizziness, heartbeat, blood pressure, respiratory and circulatory system? How are you?

Write kind, affectionate, erotic and funny messages more often. Let them help their loved ones “keep their tails in check.”

We have provided many SMS options to cheer up a man. Use them and let your dear husbands, boyfriends and friends smile more often.

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