Daily tasks for a friend. Idea for a children's party: cool tasks for forfeits for children

Have you already tried all the games? Forfeits are what will help you out.

You can play forfeits indefinitely; fun tasks only fuel the excitement. The age of the players is not limited: adults can also join the children's company, and this will only make the game more fun.

Tasks for forfeits can be distributed in several ways

The classic way is that each participant gives the presenter some small item: a scarf, a pencil, a brooch, a key. All the things are collected in a bag. The presenter’s assistant takes things out of the bag one at a time, and the presenter himself says: “This phantom should do this.”

In this case, the presenter stands with his back to his assistant and does not see whose item is in his hands. And the responsibility to come up with fun tasks for forfeits lies with the presenter.

For a children's group, this option will be difficult. Not every child has some small accessory with him. Not every child will easily come up with witty and fun tasks on the fly. Therefore, it is better to use another method.

The names of the participants are written on the cards and placed in a bag. Cards with tasks for forfeits are placed in another bag.
The host pulls out the player's name, and then a task for him.

Tasks can be written not on cards, but on narrow strips of colored paper, and each strip can be folded into stars. This will add charm to the game and fuel the intrigue, because to find out what is destined for you, you will first have to unwrap the star.

How to make stars from strips of paper: video

How to come up with fun tasks for forfeits

The main rule of a successful game: tasks for forfeits for children must correspond to the age of the players, be friendly and interesting. There should be no tasks with mockery, humiliating overtones or “adult” humor.

We offer you a ready-made list of funny tasks for forfeits for a fun company.

Draw a self-portrait holding a pencil in your teeth.
Looking in the mirror for a minute, tell me how good, smart and the best I am, without laughing.
Sit on a balloon so that it bursts
Say 5 sentences starting with the words “I want that...”
Using pantomime, tell about an event known to everyone present.
The fant must depict a boiling kettle, a moving train, a flying plane, etc.
The phantom must crawl under the table.
Eating an apple hanging on a rope without using your hands
Pretend to be a kitten and lap up a saucer of milk
Draw a mirror and copy the facial expressions and movements of the one who looks at you.
Draw seven different emotions on your face.
Say a tongue twister quickly. For example: “There is grass in the yard, there is firewood on the grass. Don’t chop wood at the edge of the yard.”
Play a fortune teller and predict something funny for the neighbor on the right.
Move the coin with your nose across the table to a specific target.
Play the melody of any song with your finger on your lip.
Sit for exactly a minute with an angry face, and the rest at this time should try to cheer him up by any means.
While the presenter reads a well-known and simple poem, the fant duplicates it using sign language translation.
Sing a well-known song, and instead of words say only “oink-oink”, “bee-bee”, “quack-quack”, etc.
Stuff your mouth with sweets and repeat the phrase “fat-cheeked sweet tooth” five times without laughing.
You can depict an animal’s activity, for example, how a cat catches a fly, or how a chicken lays an egg.
Jump on one leg, actively wave your arms and seriously shout “I am a butterfly.”
There is a lemon and very seriously, without grimacing, talk about how delicious it is.

Funny forfeits for adults

A game of forfeits will amuse any company and help make the holiday unforgettable. Choose from the proposed tasks the most interesting and suitable for your company. The cards can be placed in a hat, in a beautifully designed box, or on a tray.

Players take turns drawing forfeits at random, reading the assigned tasks aloud and demonstrating their creative and acting abilities.

Show without words what you like to do in your free time
Looking in the mirror and without laughing, say enthusiastically 5 times the phrase: “I look the best today!”
Try to bite yourself on the elbow, saying: “The elbow is close, but you won’t bite!”
Pantomime a champagne bottle opening
Go up to 5 other participants, shake their hands and say: “I am the king. Very nice, I am the king!”
Hide behind the back of a chair and shout loudly 3 times: “I’m completely fine!”
Choose any of those present and confess your love to him in an original way
Sing any song as if you are very drunk
Hold your nose with your hand and say the phrase: “I have the most pleasant voice in the world!”
You are lucky - the whole company is taking the rap for you: everyone comes up to you and expresses their admiration or pays a compliment
Say in a sexy voice: “Are you sad and lonely? Then call me...” Then it is no less tempting to dictate your phone number
“Saddle” a chair and “jump” on it, shouting at the same time: “You can’t be late for adventure!”
Come up with affectionate nicknames for 7 players (for example, “cutie”, “handsome”...)
Looking in the mirror, compliment yourself for a minute, without laughing.
Depict any profession so that the other players can guess
Be a “mirror” for a few minutes (copy the facial expressions and movements of everyone who wants to look in the “mirror”)
For a minute, stroke yourself on the head and stomach at the same time, but in different directions.
Approach any of the players, make a scary face and say: “Well, here we are!”
Explain how to make scrambled eggs without saying a word
Say the phrase: “I like to dance” in different intonations (joyful, sad, indifferent, surprised, languid)
Sing any song while holding your nose with your hand
Talk about elephants for 1 minute
Stand on a chair and talk about your life in five sentences
Make a toast in the “Chinese” way
Read any children's poem with a Caucasian accent
Shout loudly 3 times “People! I love you!"
Say 3 tongue twisters quickly
Show guests how to eat a banana erotically
Pretend to be an astrologer and predict any 2 players' futures
Fall to your knees and repent of your three most significant sins
Choose any two players and, together with them, depict the dance of the African tribe Mumba-Yumba
Bow to five players in different ways without repeating yourself
Tell everyone: “I’m sad, don’t disturb me!” and sit for 1 minute with a sad expression on your face (other players need to try to make you laugh)
Draw your portrait with your eyes closed
Portray a capricious lady who demands her husband to buy her a diamond ring
Portray a capricious husband who is unhappy with dinner
Freeze in a certain pose, depicting a sculpture. You need to stand without moving for several minutes. Other players can approach and change the pose of the “sculpture”.
Take any item and try to sell it to one of the players, praising and advertising its useful qualities
Play a journalist: approach any of the players and interview him, asking ten tricky questions
Take an unusual group photo: arrange the participants, choose the surroundings
Depict scales using pantomime
Sing the song “Two Cheerful Geese” while blowing kisses to everyone
Call someone you know and ask to be allowed to spend the night
Portray a famous person so other players can guess
Draw a man in a dentist's chair
Make a comic self-presentation: tell other players why they should be friends with you (marry you, marry you, etc.)
Draw any 5 emotions on your face so that other players can guess them
“Pretend” to be a stranger for 10 minutes and speak only in “gibberish” language
Show with accelerated movements how a woman puts on a makeover (does makeup, tries on outfits, etc.)
Depict the gait of a man walking barefoot across hot coals
Talk like a robot for three minutes, asking questions to other participants in the game
Depict a chicken that unexpectedly laid an egg
Without opening your lips, say the proverb: “He who laughs last laughs best.”
Within three minutes, quickly answer questions from other players, but you cannot say “yes”, “no”, “I don’t know”

Birthday forfeits are a fun and interesting game. In this version, a presenter will be required to conduct the game “Fanta”. He takes one thing, an accessory, from the participants. It could be anything: a bracelet, a wallet, a ring, earrings, even a sock. The item must be small so that these forfeits can be folded into a small hat or bag.

Birthday forfeits for adults

Rules for playing forfeits

A phant (German: pledge, pledge) is something that a player lost, gave to the presenter, and then must be redeemed by completing a task.

“Whose forfeit, what should he do?”, “What should this forfeit do?” - the presenter asks the driver, and he comes up with the next task.

Forfeits can be collected in different ways: simply go around the circle, taking one thing from each of those present (watch, phone, ring, cufflink, belt, hairpin, etc.), and then give the owners of the things tasks to redeem them; you can play several games in advance, the losers will have to pay a forfeit in order to stay in the game; when asking riddles: if the player does not guess correctly, he pays forfeit.

There are a lot of options - it all depends on your imagination, mood, desire and company.

Now the presenter turns away, and the players take turns taking out forfeits. The presenter, without looking at what item was taken out, says what the owner of this item should do. According to the rules of the game, the item cannot be returned until the task is completed. And tasks, by the way, can be long-lasting. To make the game fun and eventful, tasks for forfeits must be thought up in advance. We offer a selection of such tasks.

Birthday forfeits for a fun group of adults

All evening call the hero of the occasion YOUR HIGHNESS
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After each toast, shout loudly TRAM PAM PAM or CHA CHA
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Speak in poetry all evening
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You need to draw a mustache on yourself using any material at hand and not wash it off during the evening;
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Pretend to be a rocket and say in a squeaky voice: “Houston, we have problems!”
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You should move a penny with your nose so that it falls from the table into the glass placed for this purpose;
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Go out into the street in pajamas or a nightgown, go to the store, buy salt, and answer all the seller’s questions: “That’s how it should be.” An accompanying person can go with the participant so that the first one does not cheat.
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On your knees, reveal five of your shortcomings to those present.
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You need to imitate the sounds of a flying airplane and run around the house, pronouncing them loudly;
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Each player must be given a paper medal. Moreover, the merits for which the medal is awarded must be real. For example, the kindest, the most hot-tempered, etc.
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Take a special photo that will capture all the guests. The “photographer” will need to arrange all the guests, give them unusual poses and everything in the same spirit.
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You need to put on your pajamas and walk in them to the nearest store, buy a pack of salt there. If passersby ask questions along the way, then you can only answer them: “That’s how it should be”;
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You need to drink all the alcohol that is in the glasses at the moment;
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Standing on your hands, of course, can be done with support. Then approach the loving couple at the table in this position and wish her happiness, good luck and all the best;
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Show, without using language, what you do every day at work;
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Go out onto the balcony or just lean out the window and shout ten times with all your might: “People, I love you very much”;
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Pretend to be a foreigner for 15 minutes, be sure to make a toast in any other language;
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Have a drink at the Brudershaft with the guest on the left.
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Pretend to be a horoscope compiler and tell each of the other participants what awaits them over the next week.
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Open and eat the banana without using your hands;
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Go to your neighbors and bring them a glass of salt or a bucket of water;
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Sincerely confess three of your sins from the past. You have to kneel;
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Turn to the neighbor on your left and portray a scene as if he were to marry you;
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In front of the mirror say ten times: “Oh, how good I am.” The phrase must be pronounced in a new way each time;
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Drink a glass of any alcohol without using your hands;
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For guests to depict a pig in a pigsty. At the same time, crawl on the floor and be sure to grunt;
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Shouts to put out the candle. You cannot blow on a candle, you only need to use your voice or the power of thought;
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Sing any children's song, and during pauses tap your stomach to the beat;
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Show stripper. Then show a stripper who got drunk;
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You can ask a person to show any animal. The most successful options here are penguin, fur seal, snake, bear;
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Take three eggs and juggle them. Of course, there is a high probability that the eggs will fall and break. So, you will need to clean up after yourself - this is also the task of this phantom;
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Give each guest a compliment;
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Say something nice about each guest;
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Name three qualities of each guest that most appeal to the participant;
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Feed each guest at the table from a spoon;
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Give any of the guests a hand massage;
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Take a hairdryer, comb and gel to give yourself an unusual hairstyle;
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Predict the future for each guest. Not just like that, but pretend to be a real professional astrologer;
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Reveal the secret of who you wanted to be as a child;
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Just tell a joke, but make sure it makes the guests laugh;
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The presenter selects three participants whom the owner of the forfeit must hug, kiss and shake hands with;
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Draw a portrait of a neighbor on the left or right;
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Confess your love to any girl, but do not use words;
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Place a balloon between two forfeits. Make them hug so tightly that the balloon bursts;
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Show without words what you like to do in your free time
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Looking in the mirror and without laughing, say enthusiastically 5 times the phrase: “I look the best today!”
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Try to bite yourself on the elbow, saying: “The elbow is close, but you won’t bite!”
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Pantomime a champagne bottle opening
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Go up to 5 other participants, shake their hands and say: “I am the king. Very nice, I am the king!”
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Hide behind the back of a chair and shout loudly 3 times: “I’m completely fine!”
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Choose any of those present and confess your love to him in an original way
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Sing any song as if you are very drunk
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Hold your nose with your hand and say the phrase: “I have the most pleasant voice in the world!”
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You are lucky - the whole company is taking the rap for you: everyone comes up to you and expresses their admiration or pays a compliment
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Say in a sexy voice: “Are you sad and lonely? Then call me...” Then it is no less tempting to dictate your phone number
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“Saddle” a chair and “jump” on it, shouting at the same time: “You can’t be late for adventure!”
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Come up with affectionate nicknames for 7 players (for example, “cutie”, “handsome”...)
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Looking in the mirror, compliment yourself for a minute, without laughing.
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Depict any profession so that the other players can guess
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Be a “mirror” for a few minutes (copy the facial expressions and movements of everyone who wants to look in the “mirror”)
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For a minute, stroke yourself on the head and stomach at the same time, but in different directions.
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Approach any of the players, make a scary face and say: “Well, here we are!”
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Explain how to make scrambled eggs without saying a word
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Say the phrase: “I like to dance” in different intonations (joyful, sad, indifferent, surprised, languid)
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Sing any song while holding your nose with your hand
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Talk about elephants for 1 minute
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Stand on a chair and talk about your life in five sentences
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Make a toast in the “Chinese” way
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Read any children's poem with a Caucasian accent
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Say 3 tongue twisters quickly
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Show guests how to eat a banana erotically
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Pretend to be an astrologer and predict any 2 players' futures
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Fall to your knees and repent of your three most significant sins
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Choose any two players and, together with them, depict the dance of the African tribe Mumba-Yumba
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Bow to five players in different ways without repeating yourself
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Tell everyone: “I’m sad, don’t disturb me!” and sit for 1 minute with a sad expression on your face (other players need to try to make you laugh)
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Draw your portrait with your eyes closed
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Portray a capricious lady who demands her husband to buy her a diamond ring
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Portray a capricious husband who is unhappy with dinner
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Freeze in a certain pose, depicting a sculpture. You need to stand without moving for several minutes. Other players can approach and change the pose of the “sculpture”.
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Take any item and try to sell it to one of the players, praising and advertising its useful qualities
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Play a journalist: approach any of the players and interview him, asking ten tricky questions
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Take an unusual group photo: arrange the participants, choose the surroundings
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Depict scales using pantomime
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Sing the song “Two Cheerful Geese” while blowing kisses to everyone
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Call someone you know and ask to be allowed to spend the night
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Portray a famous person so other players can guess
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Draw a man in a dentist's chair
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Make a comic self-presentation: tell other players why they should be friends with you (marry you, marry you, etc.)
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Draw any 5 emotions on your face so that other players can guess them
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“Pretend” to be a stranger for 10 minutes and speak only in “gibberish” language
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Show with accelerated movements how a woman puts on a makeover (does makeup, tries on outfits, etc.)
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Depict the gait of a man walking barefoot across hot coals
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Talk like a robot for three minutes, asking questions to other participants in the game
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Depict a chicken that unexpectedly laid an egg
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Without opening your lips, say the proverb: “He who laughs last laughs best.”
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Within three minutes, quickly answer questions from other players, but you cannot say “yes”, “no”, “I don’t know”

Tasks for forfeits in verse

The hero of the day has traveled a wonderful path,
You can talk about this in the book.
Come up with a title for your memoirs
Which he could write.
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Not a complicated phantom, you should know
About this, don’t go to a fortune teller,
And now name five things,
Necessary for fishing
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Now you must show
How flexible are you?
Your fantasy is to dance with a chair
Funny and erotic.
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Perhaps this role is for you
A little unusual
Your fant - sing a ditty now
Of course, more decently
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Your forfeit is quite simple at first glance,
But it will arouse general interest -
Tell us the height of the hero of the day,
And also guess its weight.
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You're lucky, you got a simple phantom -
You must stand on your right leg,
And holding my left leg with my hand,
Raise a toast in honor of our hero of the day.
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You must drink without reserve
A glass for the birthday girl,
I'll let everyone line up in order
And dance the cancan together
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Your phantom is to become a conductor for a short time,
Quickly organize all the guests,
So that, by order of the hero of the day, in chorus
Sing all table songs.
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Your forfeit: in the art of achievement
Show your guests to everyone,
Standing in the center of the hall, with an expression
Tell a poem!
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As a sign of friendship and mutual respect
To your neighbor or neighbor,
Pour wine and loudly with expression,
Read everything that is on the label.
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Your phantom is successful, let’s say in secret -
Organize a model show,
And comment on the show at the same time,
And recruit fashion models from among the guests.
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You need to compose a composition
From fruits on the table "He and She"
Add your own explanations to it
And announce who it’s dedicated to.
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You should applaud
For the hero of the day, in her honor
Come up with a fax from the President
In her name and read it.
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Ability to read words backwards
It allows you to demonstrate your forfeit.
You are the name and patronymic of the hostess of the celebration.
They should say it the other way around.
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Such a responsibility, except for you,
No one else can do it.
Your forfeit - on behalf of the guests now
Say “Thank you” to the hostess of the celebration
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To make it more fun,
Sing us a song quickly!
We make a promise
What will we sing along to you?
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Your finest hour has come!
Please dance for us
Fiery and brave
Sultry tango... with a mop!
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Charge everyone with positivity,
Something to make me laugh,
So that we can have fun
May you laugh heartily!
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This is a sleight of hand task.
Be bold, praise and honor to you!
Candy with a knife and fork
Be able to unwrap it and eat it!
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Amuse the honest people:
Tell us a joke
To laugh until you drop.
If you remember more, we’ll be glad!
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To your surprise
I got a simple phantom:
For us without delay
Open the champagne!
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Here's a test of accuracy!
(The audience held its breath.)
Throw that tea bag
So that it gets into the mug!
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The phantom is simple: made from different products
Make a sandwich (light snack)
So that he looks great,
And it tasted great!
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Try to entertain us a little,
Amuse your friends and girlfriends
And eat a banana without a fork, without a spoon,
Without a knife and without using hands.
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You got this phantom:
Take a photo of all guests.
But with one simple nuance -
To make it funnier!
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Cool, very cool
Just a minute
Jump on one leg
Clapping your hands!
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Any animal you want
Picture it without words.
The one who guesses
Medal award.
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You are very lucky.
Rejoice, my dear:
Pulling out a surprise ticket,
You get a prize right away!
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Who doesn't like compliments?
The world doesn't know such people.
Give everyone a compliment
Fanta drops out.
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Dance of the little ducklings
Make the audience happy.
Get the kids to dance -
Dance until you drop!
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All names have been forgotten
Fairy tales that are kind and funny.
Complete one task -
Help us remember them!
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You need to do sports!
There is a task for you:
You can try really hard
And sit down a dozen times?
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Cunning Sorcerer
He hid his treasure here.
Find him quickly
Show it to the guys!
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There are many holidays in the world
And the children are delighted with them.
Don't play the silent game
Call them quickly!
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You are a physical education teacher.
You'll teach the lesson now.
For health and figure:
Squats, running, jumping!
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Tell us a riddle.
Even three would be better.
Let's solve it in order,
Let's stretch our brains.
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You have the right
Choose a pair for yourself.
Dance with her
For eye candy.
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Take a piece of paper
And turn it into a toy.
And then give it to your mom
As a sign of your great love!
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In many fairy tales and poems
There are cats.
We would like to ask you:
Which ones do you know?
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Your voice is wonderful
We want to listen.
Sing a song, my friend.
Make our ears happy!
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Choose a client for yourself.
Style his hair.
Turn on your imagination
Don't break the comb.
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You have a task, my friend:
Darling, remember your poem,
And you tell it to us -
Playfully, loudly, from the heart!
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Favorite story
Remember right now.
We really want to know
Why are you fascinated by him?

Which tasks for playing forfeits use depends on imagination and “level of audience”. Forfeits with wishes to drink vodka without a snack are not suitable for a children's party. Forfeits, which must be performed under the table or on the street, are not suitable for a corporate party. And in a youth group or in the company of best friends, you can play bold and original forfeits. But it’s still better to first specify the scope of the tasks to be performed. To make the game fun and varied, come up with difficult tasks that require effort or courage from the player.

In case the players run out of options, you can offer blanks (on paper or cardboard).

Fun tasks for playing forfeits for a youth group or a group of close friends:

At home

Move the ruble with your nose so that it falls from the table into the glass placed under it.
Make a paper medal for each player. The name of the medals must correspond to the truth (for incomparable taste, for honesty, etc.)
Make a floor plan of the apartment, providing all the rooms or other objects with humorous captions.
Drink all the alcohol that is currently poured into the glasses.
Show without words what you do at work.
Make a Caucasian toast.
Turn into a foreigner for 15 minutes and say a toast in some foreign language.
Go to your neighbors and bring them a kilogram of salt or a bucket of water.
Do a “You should marry me” scene with the neighbor on the left.
Enjoy a glass of champagne hands-free.
Have a “brudershaft” drink with your neighbor on the right.
Extinguish the lit candle by shouting (you cannot blow).
Put on your flippers (felt boots) and dance the dance of the little ducklings.
Stick your head out the open window and shout loudly: “I see Japan!!” or “People, I love you!”

Crowded places

Grab a stranger by the sleeve: “Don’t you trade at the market? I definitely saw you, you sold me a defective blouse! She’s female!”
Persuade 5 passers-by on the street to jump together, holding hands.
Go to the store in pajamas or a robe and slippers and ask for matches and salt to add salt to your soup.
Pretend to be drunk, pester a passerby and lend money for a bottle of vodka.
Walk into a store wearing a gauze bandage, coughing, and loudly say, “Fucking swine flu.”
Meet 7 people at the entrance to the entrance, say hello to each (without repeating yourself) and say a compliment.
If you play in winter, bring a snowman from the street.
Collect 50 rubles by addressing similar people with the phrase: “Countrymen! I'm not local myself..."
At a bus stop, ask a stranger: “Excuse me, but how can I get to the Vodka Museum? Which stop should I get off at? How come you don’t know, haven’t you been to the Vodka Museum or something?”

Cafes and restaurants

Place a sign on your table or attach a badge to your clothes with a bright inscription like “I don’t give tips on principle,” “All catering workers are crooks,” “Please don’t spit in my soup,” etc.
In a loud voice, address the waiter or others: “Tell me, why is there glass in the salad?!”
Start getting to know your neighbors in the hall: send them compote “from our table”, offer something from your plate in exchange for something from their plates.
Pretend that you are a visitor from a distant country, and the contempt of others for your national customs (completely idiotic, of course) will mortally offend you.
Eat everything with your hands only. Try to eat soup with a fork or chopsticks and loudly wonder why it’s so uncomfortable. Pretend that you are unfamiliar with the utensils and ask the people at the next table to teach you how to use them.

Where everyone is working and silence needs to be maintained (office, lecture, meeting)

1. Quietly but clearly say the following set of phrases:

“Well, of course, it’s easy for you to talk about this,”

“In my opinion, this is complete nonsense, what do you think?”

“Yes, he doesn’t understand anything about this issue at all!”

“These words make me itch, look!..”

“Could you scratch it here?..”,

“Well, yes, you don’t have to think about sex...”

2. Meow, bark, or click like a horse.

3. Trying not to attract undue attention to yourself, moan quietly every 1 minute and pretend that you are barely losing consciousness.

Long-playing forfeits

1. Place on your office desktop a photo in a frame with hearts of a terribly ugly girl. Show everyone a photo of “your bride,” say that you love her madly and will get married in the summer. For married people, attach the gel-pumped lips of some plastic surgery victim to a photo of your wife in Photoshop. Show everyone a photo with the words: “My wife had plastic surgery, look how beautiful she has become!”

2. Sign all correspondence during the week: “With adoration, Ivan Ivanov, finalist of the All-Russian knot tying competition”, “With love, Svetlana Petrova, Miss Bikini-95”, “I sell manure, with home delivery, call [your number cell phone]”, “Married but available, call [your cell phone number]” or “Sincerely, Ivan Ivanov, master of the universe.”

3. Send a message to all contacts in your ICQ: “Hello! I now work as a distributor for Avon, and I would like to offer you a new men’s mascara “Narcissus”. This mascara was created specifically for men like you...” and further in the same spirit.

4. Send a declaration of love to the recipient selected by the previous phantom. The confession must contain at least 500 words.