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The history of the KVN team "MIEMP Station Sportivnaya" from the lips of the participants themselves.
Hello guys!
Ivan: Hello!
Lesha: Hello!
Kostya: hello!
Vova: Don't get sick yourself!
Dima: E-hey-hey!
- And the first question: what do you expect from this interview?
Lesha: Well... we wanted, well... to win or something.
Vania: Yes! Yes! Win interviews with everyone in the world!!
Dima: E-hey-hey!
- Fine. Guys, how did the KVN team “MIEMP Station Sportivnaya” appear?
Kostya: Maybe I'll start?
Vania: I think no! You weren't even there then!
Dima: Uh...
Vania: Shut up!
Lesha: So I'll start! It all started back in 2002 (suitable music playing). The Pedagogical Institute of Physical Culture decided to create a KVN team to participate in the prefect's cup of the southwestern district of Moscow. As a result, a team was assembled, assembled from two faculties, in which Dima and I ended up. Everything was fine until we realized that the screen itself was not going anywhere.
Ivan: And then I appeared!
Kostya: Go crazy important activity!
Vania: Everything is important in KVN!
Lesha: Do not quarrel! So, everything was fine. But we understood that without a name the team would not go far.
Dima: Why did we want to sail somewhere?
Vania: Shut up!
Lesha: There were options to be called Sunny, Children of Lieutenant Schmidt, UPI, but all these sounds were not new. Since all team members were athletes and studied at a sports university, we realized that the name should be related to sports.
Dima: And then I suggested calling ourselves “Ball Station”!
Lesha: We kicked the ball right away, but you can’t kick the “station” so easily! And then we looked at each other and said three to four: “Sportivnaya Station”! And they took the stage at the South-Western Administrative District Cup. It was at this cup that we were noticed by the presenter and editor of the cup, Evgeniy Donskikh (RUDN University). After winning the cup, we realized that we needed to move on. But since our university was unable to provide us with financial support for a trip to the Sochi festival...
Dima: We cried...
Vania: But Zhenya Donskikh said, don’t despair, and invited us to the MFUA team, the leader of which at that time was he and Vera Zborovskaya (MGSU women’s team). Not realizing that these people would become Mom and Dad for us, we went to Sochi!
Dima: Hey!
Lesha: The result of the 13th Sochi festival (2003) for our team was getting into an increased rating and an invitation to the Moscow Student League, where we played as the “Sportivnaya Station”, and as the “MFYuA team” in the Voronezh League “Start”! It’s not for nothing that this league is called “Start”; it was there that, together with Dad and Mom, we took the first step into the big KVN. By the way, Anatoly Vasilyevich Shulik and Valentin Ivanov, the editor of the league, taught us how to correctly implement what was born in our heads. For which we thank them very much! As a result, we became Vice-champions, losing in the final to the team from Lipetsk “Lipetsk Metallurgists”.
- So what?
Dima: Nothing!
Vania: And here we are at the 14th Sochi festival (2004), where after a successful performance we got to the gala concert of the Sochi festival with the performance “Christmas tree”, where we assembled a Christmas tree using jokes. Result of the festival: First League (Tyumen), where, probably due to lack of experience, we were eliminated from the first game.
Dima: Hey!
Vania: We are crying again.
Lesha: After this game we were so worried that we even fell apart. And so the four of us were left, Me, Dima, Lesha and Rosita...
- What about Rosita?
Vania: Rosita came to us from MFYA. This is the only person in our team who left the MFYA for us, but left with us.
-Have you formulated everything correctly?
Dima: Not really, of course, but we continue.
Vania: Since we were alone again, we continued to play our favorite KVN at the faculty games of our university, of which we became champions for two years in a row. There, at the faculty games, we found our Vovka from the “Likbez” team and invited him to join our team.
Vova: That's how I came into being.
Lesha: That same year, our friends, the team of “guys from our backyard” in the city of Mytishchi, invited us to try our hand at being part of their team. We agreed and went to Minsk. After playing one game, we did not find our place in their team and decided to part ways amicably.
Vania: But we did not leave there empty-handed. Dmitry Soloviev and Kostya joined us.
Kostya: Yeah.
Dima: Now we are a gang!
Lesha: And with this fighting squad we decided to try our hand at the same Prefect’s Cup of the South-Western District. Having won the cup:
Dima: We cried.
Lesha: But this time from happiness. After that, a KVN-like calm came for us. Many of us graduated from college, and it was necessary to move further in education. Vanya and I entered graduate school at the Moscow Institute of Economics, Management and Law, where the KVN team once existed. It was within the walls of the institute that we met Mila, the team director, and Egor, our sound engineer. Thus, our team found its home, in which we live to this day.
Kostya: We joined forces and went to Sochi (2005) as the KVN team “MIEMP Station Sportivnaya”.
- It’s terribly interesting, so what, so what?
Dima: Well? What? Let's go and arrive. Everything is logical!
Vova: The 15th Sochi festival was fun.
Dima: Which is also logical, mind you!
Vania: We really wanted to get into the tower.
Kostya: Thus, we got into the Euroleague. Minsk city. It is from this season that we understand that we can’t go anywhere without diamonds, and someone accidentally cut off Vanya’s trousers. The team's emblem also appeared - a horse! It symbolizes intelligence, wisdom, dynamic strength, agility, and quickness of thought. But, to be honest, we first came up with this emblem, and only later did we find out what it means. This is how the team's style emerged.
Vova: We really enjoyed playing in Minsk. This is a very beautiful and hospitable city. As they say, like the city, like the league.
Vania: This season was significant for us, we became vice champions of the Euroleague, losing to the team "Vdrebezgi" Minsk, we met editors Leonid Kuprido and Yuri Kruchenko, we had our first fans who support us now. And it was precisely this year that the Sportivnaya station opened in the Minsk metro. This is the gift the local authorities gave us.
- And you went to Sochi?
Dima: Well, we first stopped at home, and then we actually went to the city of Sochi.
Kostya: So, Sochi (2006). This is our first time doing a full-length performance. We are very happy about this and, according to tradition, we want to go to the tower again.
Vova: So, Premier League!! It so happened that in the Premier League season, without losing a single game, we became champions. Automatically earning the right to play in the KVN Major League. For this we thank our fans, editors Mikhail Gulikov and Valentin Ivanov, known to us from the Start league, and Evgeniy Donskikh, who, as you can see, has also achieved certain successes in parallel with us.
Vania: And already in the rank of Premier League champions we arrived in Sochi (2007).
Lesha: And now our dreams of the Major League have become reality.
Dima:(crying) Well, finally!
Kostya: At the 18th festival, we again find ourselves in a full-length performance and begin preparations for one-eighth of the Major League of the International KVN Union of the 2007 season (then the most appropriate music from the movie Rocky plays, the guys shrug their hands and make lips).
- Thanks guys!
All: You're welcome, Alexander Vasilievich...
MIEMP, Sportivnaya Station
All names are fictitious, coincidences with real names and characters are purely coincidental!
KVN team composition Sportivnaya station- composition, participants, best video.
From: Moscow, MIEM Moscow Institute of Economics and Management
Sponsor: MIEM administration
KVN team Sportivnaya Station - composition throughout its existence: Dmitry Kozhoma, Ivan Pyshnenko, Konstantin Obukhov, Alexey Nikiforenko, Vladimir Porubaev, Rosita Evtukh.
Team style: Frontman Dima Kozhoma and artist Vanya Pyshnenko stand out in the team.
photo of the members of the KVN team "Sportivnaya Station"
Team awards and victories:
2010 - Presidential KiViN from A.V. Maslyakov -
- 2011 - Silver medalists and finalists of the major league of KVN 2011 (the guys were not able to take the championship, losing it in 2011 to the SOK team from Samara)
A little history:
November 2002! Prefect Cup of the South-Western Autonomous District of Moscow! Even then, the team managed to reach the finals and compete with worthy and strong opponents, the KVN teams of RUDN University, GANG and the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
Then there was a merger with the MFYUA team, and after some time, the guys became friends with lawyers, after which they even began to call themselves MFYUA.
The first thing the united team had a chance to experience was the Sochi Festival 2003... More experienced KVN members provided assistance and support to the team. Then the guys, of course, were not in the thick of things, since they lived a little far away, but this did not stop them from entering the list of teams with a higher rating and getting the right to start the season in one of the central leagues of MS KVN.
The team played its first season in three leagues.
In the Moscow Student League MS KVN, the team "Sportivnaya Station" played for their home university, but, by coincidence, they had to refuse to participate in the semi-finals, and the season in this league for the team from PIFK ended prematurely.
The second league in which the guys took part (but as MFYuA) was the Moscow Debut League. Having won the quarterfinals, the team reached the 1/3 finals of the Festos League and already reached the semifinals there.
And back in October 2003, the team "Sportivnaya Station", PIFK, was invited to participate in the interfaculty KVN Cup of Moscow State Pedagogical University 2003 - 2004. And in May 2004, at the final of this cup, they became the undisputed champions.
Watch the best and funniest video from the KVN team "sports station" online:
The Mayans predicted the end of the world and Dima decided to deal with the jury and shouted to Ernst “MTV!”
They said on TV that tomorrow is the end of the world and so it began. The husband calls his mistress and the wife also asks to see them. The son said that he smokes. The cop gives out money. Zyatek came to his mother-in-law to see it in person.
And the guy leaves his girlfriend because she is a stupid chicken.
And Dima ran to the jury and began to drink their water and dance in front of Guzman.
And MTV meant - We Admire You, You Head Powerful Television, Can You Leave Now?
And then they showed a video from 2061 where they are already old and then the forever young Maslyakov appears and tells them that the guys look good))
STEM with a star (Yulia Kovalchuk) - an ordinary house, entrance, elevator. Dima stuck in an elevator with Kovalchuk
As president, Medvedev likes to make unexpected visits to various establishments.
So here, in the History of Russia lesson, the teacher called a poor student to the blackboard and then President Medvedev unexpectedly entered the class and the poor student immediately became an excellent student, heading for a medal!
Dress rehearsal for an unexpected inspection of President D.A. Medvedev (this can only happen in Russia), an incident in a pharmacy and electronic thermometers that are not in the pharmacy.
STEM: In a small apartment, on Pirozhkov Lane, building 22. Two robbers are “cleaning” the apartment and then the school teacher of the owner’s son (the head of the police department) came in.
The best jokes from the KVN team at the Sportivnaya station:
A saleswoman of lingerie most often hears from men the phrase: “Well, about the same as yours.”
A boy was found with his head torn off and a cigarette in his hand - father said, father did!
Trust in God, and don’t make a mistake yourself. Last night, priest Vasily crushed two gopniks with a censer.
Locksmith Safronov's liver prevents him from twisting a hula hoop.
On Leningradskoe Highway, Alyonka chocolate costs $200 per hour.
Team TV broadcasts:
- KVN Birthday 2006
- Premier League 2006
- Major League 2007
- Major League 2008
- Major League 2009
- Summer Cup 2010
- Voting KiViN 2010
- Major League 2011
- Opening of the KVN house 2013
KVN team "Sports Station" - team composition and photos of participants:
Dima Kozhoma
Frontman
Date of birth: 02/18/1981
At first, Kazhoma played in the KVN team FC “Burevestnik”, but after he was injured, he did not play for 3 years.
Favorite movie - Cocaine
Favorite food - I hate McDonald's!!
Since 2010, he began writing jokes for the KVN team "Team of Bataysk".
- Rosita Evtukh - director
KVN “Sportivnaya Station” is a KVN team from Moscow.
In order to find out the conditions of the invitation and order a performance for the celebration, call the official website page of the KVN team Sports Station and contacts of the direct concert agent on the website.
Formed in 2002, at the Pedagogical Institute of Physical Culture. Vice-champions of the KVN League “Start”, Voronezh 2003. Vice-champions of the KVN Euroleague, Minsk 2005. Champions of the KVN Premier League 2006. Currently semi-finalists of the Major League 2009.
The team played its first season in three leagues. In the Moscow Student League MS KVN, the team "Sportivnaya Station" played for their home university, but, by coincidence, they had to refuse to participate in the semi-finals, and the season in this league for the team from PIFK ended prematurely.
The second league in which the guys took part (but as MFYuA) was the Moscow Debut League. Having won the quarterfinals, the team reached the 1/3 finals of the Festos League and already reached the semifinals there.
And back in October 2003, the team "Sportivnaya Station", PIFK, was invited to participate in the interfaculty KVN Cup of Moscow State Pedagogical University 2003 - 2004. And in May 2004, at the final of this cup, they became the undisputed champions.
The most successful league this season for the guys was the central league MS KVN Start in the wonderful city of Voronezh. Because It was in this training league that they became vice champions. There they learned what good editors and a warm room are. We also realized that Evgeny Donskikh (RUDN University) and Vera Zborovskaya, actor and author of the MGSU women’s team (who is still the artistic director of the team) provided invaluable assistance to the team. Back in Sochi, she explained to the kids how to please the “party” and why everyone laughs when someone screws up. But, of course, these are not the only people who helped the team and made the guys who they became.
After a successful season in Voronezh, our guys (again as MFUA) got into the gala concert of the Sochi Festival 2004. The invitation of the team to the First League gave the guys a chance to show their talents in Tyumen. But... in the 1/8 finals, two teams left the competition arena: Yakuts and ours.
The team, upset by the defeat, came to Moscow and continued the season in MSL. Out of habit, without waiting for the semi-finals, there was a sad parting with the abbreviation MFYuA, but not with friends.
The composition of the "Sports Station" team:
- Ivan Pyshnenko - captain, author, actor
- Dmitry Kozhoma - face of the team, frontman, author
- Konstantin Obukhov - author, actor
- Alexey Nikiforenko - author, actor
- Vladimir Porubaev - author, actor
- Ekaterina Gashkova - financial administrator
- Dina Nikitina - administrator
- Rosita Evtukh - director
- Egor Gorbatov - sound engineer
- Daria Ovchukova-Suvorova - props manager
- Ksenia Barabanova - props manager
This selection of the best team miniatures includes:
“Lanceloch and King Artup, that says it all about England.”
– Ghosts in a boarding house near Moscow.
– Murder on the Orient Express, investigated by the inimitable Poirot... and more.
– Menstreet Boys are creative guys from Moscow.
– 8 women – almost like the Orient Express, only for women.
– The real story of Zorro, love and expulsion.
– Yulia Kovalchuk and Kozhoma got stuck in the elevator.
- Fathers, walking with strollers. Pressing problems.
– A mysterious place, preparing for exams at Dima Kozhoma’s dacha.
- Loader, hard-working guy, rushing... well, a funny song.
– Bikers
- Robbery of an apartment.
The KVN team “Sportivnaya Station” did not take the name of its institute as the name of the team. Why? Firstly, there is the word Moscow, which is loyally perceived by only a tenth of our country, which, in fact, lives in it. Secondly, the words management and law a priori discourage the desire not only to laugh, but even to create a slight semblance of a smile on the face. Therefore, simply, “Sportivnaya Station”.
KVN Sports Station - Best numbers for 2006-2011 watch online in a standard window:
KVN Sports Station – Best numbers for 2006-2011:
The eternal English question: to surround the whole world, or, after all, to square it? Well, at least they managed to fool the whole world. And it was also possible to plant liberal values throughout the world; the first shoots have already sprouted, somewhere in the Austrian region.
How can a boarding house near Moscow manage without ghosts? Yes, no way! Have you been to a boarding house near Moscow? And I was! There were so many ghosts walking around there, especially closer to New Year’s Eve, that “Mom, don’t worry.” Therefore everything is true! And you can even walk through walls!
“And dad heard, and dad came, and dad found you in the grocery store. After all, this doesn’t happen in the world – a loaf and a child on the stand” – all rights to the phrase belong to the KVN team Sportivnaya Station. And this happens here too. More people come up and start looking for the price tag on the child.
The KVN team "Sportivnaya Station" was formed in 2002 year. It brought together students from the Moscow Pedagogical Institute of Physical Culture and the Moscow Financial and Legal Academy.
The name was not invented by chance! “Sportivnaya” is the name of one of the Moscow metro stations where team members often met before rehearsals.
Its first season ( 2003 year) the Moscow “Sportivnaya Station” is held not in the capital, but in the Voronezh league called “Start”. This league is mainly for young KVN teams. Nevertheless, the guys show a high level there and occupy second place!
Next year ( 2004 ) the team plays in the EuroLeague KVN (Minsk). Unfortunately, EuroLeague did not give in on the first try and the guys were defeated. But, we returned to Minsk in 2005 year and easily took second place!
Despite the next place No. 2, the team received a very valuable prize - an invitation to the KVN Premier League! And this means a new level, television broadcasts and huge prospects!
TO 2006 year, “Sportivnaya Station” has become a fairly experienced KVN team. The humor was of high quality, the presentation was well-structured, the images were completed and... they became Champions of the KVN Premier League!
The prize is a ticket to the KVN Major League!
However, the level of the “Tower” is so high that the experience of previous leagues does not matter here! IN 2007 This year the guys failed to reach the top of the season. However, they became the Champions of the Higher Ukrainian KVN League!
But the treasured “Tower” didn’t show itself to the kids for another three years! Attempts to "assault" 2008 of the year, 2009 And 2010 years were unsuccessful! The highest result is the semi-final stage of the KVN Major League and the “presidential KiViN” at the KVN music festival.
Only in 2011 "Sportivnaya Station" reached the finals of the KVN Major League, but took second place there!
In 2012, the guys no longer had any humorous strength left and the KVN team “Sportivnaya Station” stopped performing in the official leagues of the Club.
Sports station: composition of the KVN team
- Dmitriy Kozhoma- captain, author and actor;
- Ivan Pyshnenko- author and actor;
- Konstantin Obukhov- author, actor and team director;
- Alexei Nikiforenko- author and actor;
- Vladimir Porubaev- author and actor;
- Alexei Yurin- author and actor;
- Dina Nikitina- team administrator;
- Daria Ovchukova-Suvorova- team props manager;
- Ksenia Barabanova- team props manager;
- Rosita Eutuchus- team administrator;
- Katerina Nikiforenko- concert director.
Despite the end of his career in KVN, the “Sportivnaya Station” team did not cease to exist! The guys still perform concerts in different cities of Russia and neighboring countries!
Dmitry Kozhoma and Ivan Pyshnenko have been permanent residents of the Comedy Club since 2014, and their teammate Konstantin Obukhov works at Comedy Club Production as a creative producer.
The guys from the “Sportivnaya Station” team managed to do something simple!
