Cool riddles for teenagers. Cool riddles for adults and children
1. There’s a board in your teeth, there’s melancholy in your eyes.
(The man fell into the village aftershock.)
2. Everyone is fucked, but only one can ride.
(Husband is on a business trip.)
3. Everyone gets a ride, but one gets fucked.
(The husband was hit by a trolleybus.)
4. Everyone is fucked, no one is allowed to ride.
(The trolleybus fell off the bridge.)
5. A boy and a girl were doing something in the grass in "E".
(They ate strawberries.)
6. How many blacks does it take to bury a person?
(Five. Four are carrying the coffin, and the fifth is walking in front with a tape recorder.)
7. About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is?
(Internet.)
8. Crawling downhill, running uphill.
(Snot.)
9. The woman is standing on the floor, her hole slightly open.
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10. He will stand up and reach the sky.
(Rainbow.)
11. The pear is hanging - you can’t eat it. Why?
(Boxers can get punched in the face.)
12. What can't you eat for breakfast?
(Dinner and supper.)
13. Without arms, without legs, jump on a woman!
(Yoke.)
14. Does he jump deftly and eat carrots?
(Bubka is on a diet.)
15. Who doesn’t get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
(Bald.)
16. It’s not a rooster, but it’s singing, it’s not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is it?
(Philip Kirkorov.)
17. One wheel with a thousand wings - what is it?
(A wheelbarrow with manure.)
18. What is it like: a hard thing is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?
(Earrings.)
19. Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn... What should be done with them?
(Tear off the first one, flog the second one.)
20. Red, long, 21?
(Tram.)
21. What is blue gold?
(My beloved wife got drunk.)
22. What is excited by Koch's wand?
(1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch’s wife.)
23. What do burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman have in common?
(We didn’t have time to pull it out...)
24. Two rings, two ends...
(Very sophisticated New Russian.)
25. A dead man lies in the desert. There is a bag over my shoulders and a flask of water on my belt. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did the man die from and what was in his bag?
(The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag there was a parachute that did not open.)
26. What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile?
(The pedophile truly loves children.)
27. There is an elevator in a 12-story building. Only 2 people live on the ground floor; from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this building is pressed most often?
(Regardless of the distribution of residents by floor, button "1".)
28. With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
(Robin Hood.)
29. Buratino, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a filthy cop are riding in the compartment. They play cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters a tunnel. After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money?
(The cop is filthy, because the first three do not exist in nature...)
30. Where does the snow woman come from?
(From ZIMBABwe.)
31. Which country is the most armed?
(Israel... everyone there walks around with sawed-off shotguns.)
32. What is it - the color of lilac, it sees backwards as well as forwards, and jumps higher than the bell tower?
(A white blind horse, because lilacs are white, and the bell tower does not jump at all.)
33. What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands do it.
(Sex on the phone.)
34. A small, yellow one lies under the bed, it starts with “Z”.
(Kopek. Why on "Z"? Rolled...)
35. The three-letter word that every man is afraid of?
(More!)
36. What is: the kindest ghost in the world with a motor?
(Zaporozhets.)
37. A loves B, B loves C?
What should A do?
(Find another B.)
38. What is it: there is a head, but there is no head, there is a head, but there is no head?
(The lame man is behind the fence.)
39. They buried a prostitute and wrote on the tombstone: “Now they will always be together.” Who are they?
(Legs.)
40. How good it is for you and me, I’m under you, and you’re on top of me.
(The hedgehog carries an apple.)
41. What is it: flies and shines?
(Mosquito with a gold tooth.)
42. What is: 90/60/90?
(Speed with a traffic cop.)
43. Stop log in case of emergency braking.
(Pillar.)
44. Earrings for simpletons.
(Noodles.)
45. The arithmetic mean between a bicycle and a motorcycle?
(Moped.)
46. Hanging on the wall, green and squeaking.
(Herring. It hangs on the wall because I hung it there, it’s green because I painted it, and it beeps so that no one will guess.)
47. Climbs out of the water, eight tits, three pussy
(Eight-titty trip@#children.)
48. Dangles between your legs, stinks and screams?
(Motorbike.)
49. What does a woman have on her body?
on the Jew's mind
used in hockey
and on the chessboard?
(Combination.)
50. What question does no one ever answer “yes” to?
(Sleeping person to the question: “Are you sleeping?”)
51. How can you walk while sitting?
(In the toilet - on the toilet.)
52. With scales - but not a fish, with p#$doy - but not a woman, with wings - but not a bird.
(Scaly p#$covered.)
53. When is a person in a room without a head?
(When he puts it out of the window onto the street.)
54. Which three-letter word is now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities?
(You yourself X#@! The correct answer is WWW!)
55. Which social group has critical days twice a year?
(Students.)
56. When the goat turns seven years old, what happens next?
(The eighth will go.)
57. All around is water, and in the middle is law. What it is?
(The prosecutor is bathing.)
58. Can a man marry his widow’s sister?
(No.)
59. Why do they wear a hat?
(Because she doesn't walk on her own.)
60. Small, yellow, poking around in the ground.
(The Vietnamese is looking for a mine.)
61. The little yellow one is tumbling in the sky.
(Found!!!)
62. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(By the floor.)
63. Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
(No, he can't talk.)
64. What needs to be done so that four guys remain in one boot?
(Take off each person’s boot.)
65. He left his grandfather, and left his grandmother...
(Sex.)
66. What is it like: power lies, but water runs?
(The deputy is given an enema.)
67. What is it - green, press the button - red?
(Frog in a mixer.)
68. Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat and felt boots?
(Chukchi Father Frost.)
69. What is it: gold coins falling from a branch?
(A common occurrence in the land of fools.)
70. What kind of blacksmiths forge in the forest?
(Who the hell knows!)
71. Dry-wedge, wet-wedge?
(Wet wedge, damn it!)
72. The goose barked all over Rus'.
(Swan.)
73. What is: two bellies, four ears?
(Cat wedding.)
74. Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
(Lack of youth in rural areas.)
75. How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
(Both.)
76. Why is it warm for women in stockings in winter, and cold for men in jeans?
(Because the men have a lousy heater, and the women have a lousy one.)
77. What can you get off a naked secretary?
(Naked boss.)
78. What is it: walking on the wall and playing?
(A fly with a player in his ears.)
79. When a woman raises her leg, what do you see? Five letters, starts with P and ends with A.
(Heel.)
80. How fast should a dog run so as not to hear the clink of a frying pan tied to its tail?
(The dog must stand. This task in the company is immediately identified by the physicist: the physicist answers that it needs to run at supersonic speed.)
81. A bald hedgehog is walking - how old is he?
(18 - he is drafted into the army.)
82. I take it in two hands,
I put it between my legs,
I've been sweating for five minutes,
and then I go crazy.
(Exercise bike.)
83. Why are you looking at me, undress, I’m yours.
(Bed.)
(Option: Hanger.)
84. The hairy head flies deftly behind the cheek.
(Toothbrush.)
85. Black around, red in the middle.
(Radish in the black man's ass.)
86. Black around, white in the middle.
(The radish is there, only bitten.)
87. The letter X. is called, P. will see rises.
(The trunk takes food.)
88. With claws, not a bird, it flies and swears.
(Electrician.)
89. Now hanging, now standing, now cold, now hot.
(Shower.)
90. Remember it a little, it will be as hard as potatoes.
(Snowball.)
91. Small, gray, looks like an elephant.
(Baby elephant.)
92. What is it like: sitting on the ceiling, chewing on a light bulb?
(Ceiling lamp chewer.)
93. Who is: six wings, seven x#ev?
(Six-winged seven...)
94. A hundred clothes and all without fasteners.
(Bum.)
95. A hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he end up?
(To the police.)
96. It nourishes in the fall, warms in the winter, cheers in the spring, cools in the summer.
(Vodka.)
97. Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?
(To the other side of the road.)
98. The boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps?
(Only one, because his second one is already broken.)
99. What is it: a little bald thing running through the forest?
(Hedgehog. Why bald? Escaped from Chernobyl.)
100. Doesn't bark, doesn't bite, and doesn't let him into the house.
(The wife does not let her drunken husband in.)
101. What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from?
(From empty.)
102. Four brothers stand under one roof.
(Mafia.)
103. Who is this - small, lives in the ground, begins with "Sh"?
(Scarlet.)
104. White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
(Dead body.)
105. What word always sounds wrong?
(The word "wrong".)
106. Ivashka stands on one leg.
(Disabled person.)
107. Why does the priest buy a hat?
(Because they don’t give it for nothing.)
108. Under which tree does the hare sit when it rains?
(Under the wet.)
109. What do money and a coffin have in common?
(Both are first nailed down and then lowered.)
110. Two ends, two rings, and in the middle there are carnations.
(Victim of a maniac.)
111. Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
(Spare.)
112. What is it: small, black, hitting the glass?
(Baby in the oven.)
113. How many babies will fit in a double stroller?
(And this, depending on how you chop it...)
114. What is it: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Climber.)
115. Red head - works smartly.
(Woodpecker.)
116. What is: first white, then zh-zh-zhik, and red?
(The neighbor's poodle is in the mixer.)
117. No windows, no doors, and a Jew sitting inside? What is this?
(Sarah is pregnant.)
118. What is it: small, green, standing on the panel?
(Prostitute from another planet.)
119. Dangling on a rope, called “Z”.
(Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya.)
120. Who will get to the refrigerator faster - a mouse or an elephant?
(Mouse. She will come on a bicycle.)
121. How can you tell if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?
(There should be a bicycle next to the refrigerator.)
122. What is: green, bald and jumping?
(Soldier at the disco.)
123. What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?
(Trolleybus.)
124. Hair, hair..., and in the middle there is sausage.
(Corn.)
125. Three turtles are crawling along a plane.
One says: there are no turtles in front of me, but two are crawling behind me.
Another says: there is one turtle in front of me and one behind me.
The remaining one says: two turtles are crawling in front of me and two behind me.
Question: In what case can this happen?
(Answer: In case the third turtle is pi$#it.)
126. Small, yellow, he opens the door.
(Bruce Lee.)
127. What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one?
(A young bachelor cleans his house to invite a woman, and an old bachelor invites a woman to his house to clean it up.)
128. Winter, forest, everything is covered with snow. A crushed penis lies on a large icy stump. What is this?
(Winter has finally arrived.)
129. Small wrinkled, every woman has it.
(Highlight.)
130. How many peas can fit into one glass?
(Not at all, because peas don’t move.)
131. A hedgehog is running across the lawn - dragging along, laughing. Why does he laugh?
(Because the grass tickles the pussy.)
132. A hedgehog runs across the lawn and cries. Why is he crying?
(The grass was mowed.)
133. Two nails fell into the water. What is the Georgian's last name?
(Rusted.)
134. A hippopotamus flew across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran along the ground behind him. The hunter fired and the hippo fell on him. Who is still alive?
(Elephant, because he flew out later.)
135. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. This is a hardware problem; programmers cannot solve them.)
136. Name a word that has 40 vowels.
(Forty (forty "A").)
137. Alone in the sky,
Not in the ground
And the woman has two of them.
(Letter B.)
138. How do day and night end?
(Soft sign.)
139. We are daring guys, we climb into the cracks of the sex.
(Cockroaches.)
140. What is it: hanging on the wall and smelling?
(Clock: the cuckoo died in it.)
141. What is a small, white thing that sucks blood?
(Tampon.)
142. What is it - sitting on a tree, black and croaking? Starting with the letter Sh.
(Crow. Why on Ш? Because she pretended to be a hose.)
143. What is small, white, flies and buzzes? Starting with the letter B.
(Fly. Why on B? Because she’s blonde.)
144. Quietly approached from behind,
He stuck it in twice and walked away.
(Slippers.)
145. Hair on hair, body on body - a dark matter begins.
(Eye closes.)
146. What is 100 x%ev and one rope?
(Barge Haulers on the Volga.)
147. What is 100 ropes and one x%?
(Parachutist.)
148. What is 100x%ev and 100 ropes?
(Barge haulers on parachutes.)
149. What is it:
Running around the ceiling, sucking lamps?
(Ceiling lamp sucker.)
150. Hanging - dangling, called three letters. In the middle is "U".
(Shower.)
151. What is:
Two ends, two rings?
(Gay wedding.)
152. Why did Lenin wear boots, and Stalin wear boots?
(On the ground.)
153. Why don't elephants fly?
(By air.)
154. How does a person differ from a locomotive?
(The locomotive first whistles, then starts moving, and the man first starts moving, and then walks and whistles.)
155. Black on top, red inside.
The way you put it in, it’s so wonderful.
(Galoshes.)
156. Consists of three letters,
Starts with "X"
When it works, it's worth it
When he finishes, he bows.
(Chorus.)
157. What a fellow
Is it dripping from the end in the morning?
(Samovar.)
(Option: Water tap.)
158. Who is:
Doesn’t he shoot himself and doesn’t let others?
(Alexander Matrosov.)
159. A pear is hanging - you can’t eat it.
(Someone else's pear.)
(Option: Aunt Grunya hanged herself.)
160. Two turtles (male and female) walk lovingly along the shore holding each other’s paws. After an hour, only the male returns. Where is the female?
(It stayed there - he forgot to turn it over.)
161. Two men are on opposite sides of the earth. One walks on a tightrope over a cliff, and another gets a blow job from a 70-year-old woman. Both men have the same thought. Which?
(Don't look down.)
162. Crawling, crawling - he will eat a stone. It crawls and crawls again and eats the stone.
What it is?
(Rocktail.)
163. Crawling, crawling - he will eat the tree. It crawls and crawls again and eats the tree.
What it is?
(Rocktail. He eats trees too.)
164. In a dark room, on a white sheet - two hours of pleasure.
(Movie show.)
165. What is Adam's front and Eve's back?
(The letter a".)
166. Why do girls in Paris have red hair?
(On the ground.)
167. Two backs, one head, six legs. What it is?
(Man on a chair.)
168. How is the first floor different from the ninth?
(From the first floor you will fall: “Boom!” - A-ah!” And from the ninth floor, “A-ah! - Bang!”)
169. The scarlet sugar itself, the caftan is green velvet.
(Negative on color film, capturing the “new Russian”.)
170. Back and forth:
It's nice for you and me.
(Swing.)
171. A multi-colored yoke hung over the river.
(A sign of incipient madness.)
172. What is the difference between a tractor and a tomato?
(The tomato is red, and the door on the tractor opens outward.)
173. What is it:
sitting on the window, speaking French?
(Frenchman.)
174. The more there are, the less weight. What is this?
(Holes.)
175. How is a horse different from a needle?
(First you sit on a needle, then you jump, and first you jump on a horse, then you sit.)
176. What is:
Is there a black, square, hairy thing on the nightstand?
(TV [fucking covered].)
177. The black dog doesn’t bark
He doesn’t bite and doesn’t let him into the house.
(A dead black dog blocking the entrance to the house.)
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There is a tub in the yard, and in that tub there is a frog. How many frogs would there be if there were five tubs? (It is impossible to answer, perhaps none).
Grandmother Glasha has a granddaughter Sasha, a cat Snowball and a dog Fluff. How many grandchildren does grandma Glasha have? (One is Sasha).
The rooster weighs three kilograms standing on one leg. How many kilograms will he weigh if he stands on two legs? (Three kilograms).
I walk on my head, although on my feet.
I walk barefoot, although I wear boots. (Nail in the boot).
What is the difference between a Volga and a priest? (Pop is father, and Volga is mother).
What do day and night have in common? (Soft sign at the end of the word).
Why did people walk upside down under Catherine II? (On the ground).
Two people are talking to each other.
- Is it black?
- No, is it red?
- Why is she white?
- Because it's green.
What were they talking about? (About red currants).
Black, on three legs. What is this? (Piano).
Black, on one leg. What is this? (One-legged black man).
Black, on three legs. What is this? (One-legged black man at the piano).
Why do goats have sad eyes? (Because her husband is an asshole).
What kind of mouse walks on two legs? (Mickey Mouse).
What chicken walks on two legs? (All).
What happens to the chicken when she turns one year old? (The second one will go).
What does the heron have in front, and what does the hare have behind? (Letter "C").
She walks and wanders through the swamp, this is hunting for her.
He wants to catch a frog there - a camouflage frog.
But the laughing frogs cleverly hid, my friends.
And all around for three miles there were only sedges. (Heron).
Can a chicken call itself a bird? (No, she can't speak).
Two bellies, four ears. (Pillow).
The boy fell down the steps and broke his leg. How many legs can he break if he falls down three steps? (No more than one).
Which glass won't you drink anything from? (Out of nowhere).
Why do we buy food? (Because they don’t give it for free).
The woman has two of them, the bottle has only one, and the grandson has none. (Letter "B").
There is a haystack in the middle of the yard, a fork in front, a fork in front, and a broom in the back. (Cow).
There is a haystack, and in that haystack there are seven hundred and two. (Box with poppy seeds).
Everyone knows that two squared is equal to four, and five squared is twenty-five. What is the angle in a square? (The angle of a square is ninety degrees).
Everyone knows that three cubed equals twenty-seven. Five cubed equals one hundred twenty-five. What about the tongue in the cube? (The language in Cuba is Spanish).
The fluff flew for an hour, flew for two hours, flew for a day. Where did the fluff come from? (Day).
Which bird has forty identical letters? (Magpie).
What city has one boy and one hundred girls? (Seva-sto-pol).
How many handles are there on the doors of the house? (Twice as many as doors).
The more, the easier. (Balloon).
The table top has four corners. I'll take a saw and cut one off. Reader, now prepare your answer. How many corners does the lid have? (Five or three).
The more you take from it, the bigger it becomes. (Pit).
What can a tree and an equation have in common? (Root).
Birds flew over the village: a hawk, a pike and a tit, three swifts and five eels. How many birds, please tell me quickly? (Five: a kite, a tit and three swifts).
Two boys walked and found a penny. How much money will they find if the girls go?
(Most likely nothing).
Three, three, three and three...What will happen? (Hole).
Imagine that you are a driver. The train has nine carriages, each with two conductors aged between thirty and forty years. How old is the driver?
(As much as the one who answers).
What can't you eat for dinner? (Breakfast or lunch).
A and B were sitting on the pipe. A disappeared, B fell. Who's left on the pipe? (AND).
Earrings for simpletons. (Noodles).
What does a woman have on her body, what does a Jew have on his mind? Used in hockey and chess. (Combination).
Why do they wear a cap? (Because she can't walk).
Can a man marry his widow's sister? (No, if she is a widow, then he is dead).
Why do you go to bed if you want to sleep? (By gender).
Which wheel does not spin when driving? (Spare).
Huge, blue, with a mustache. Stuffed to capacity with hares. (Trolleybus).
Why did Lenin wear boots and Stalin wear boots? (On the ground).
What is the difference between a person and a locomotive? (The locomotive first whistles, and then moves off. And the man, on the contrary, first starts off, and then whistles).
Why do girls have red hair in Paris? (On the ground).
He sits in the park and speaks French. (Frenchman).
What is the difference between a needle and a horse? (You jump on a horse and then sit down, but on a needle it’s the other way around: first you sit down and then you jump).
What pet starts with "T"? (Cockroach).
There lived an animal with the letter “Y”, he cleaned his face,
Hippopotamus - with the letter "B" and rooster - with the letter "P",
Crocodile - with the letter "K" and goat - with the letter "K",
Platypus - with the letter "U". What kind of animal starts with the letter "Y"?
(My cat’s name is Yulka).
What did the famous heroine, Anna Karenina, leave as a legacy for young people? (Platform shoes).
What do a thief and a tree have in common? (Both are imprisoned).
A horse is not a horse. An airplane is not an airplane. A car is not a car. What is this? (Carousel).
Red heels stick out of the soil in the garden bed. (Radish).
Two legs are on three legs, and the fourth is in the teeth.
Then four ran up and ran away with one.
They shouted two on three and three on four.
But four screamed and ran away with one.
(A child with a chicken foot in his teeth riding a tricycle).
There is one in your head, but two in your pocket.
There are already three of them in the drum, look carefully! (The letter a").
When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into the house? (When the door is open).
What word starts with three letters "T" and ends with three letters "I"
(Trigonometry).
How many gingerbread cookies can you eat on an empty stomach? (One or the other will already be eaten on an empty stomach).
What plant are they swearing at? (Horseradish).
Who was the first traffic cop in Rus'? (Nightingale the Robber).
In what case will five people not get wet under one umbrella? (If there is no rain).
Who has a hundred faces? (Watchman).
Sits under the window - like a cat.
Eyes like a cat and a nose like a cat.
Whiskers like a cat and a tail like a cat.
It purrs like a cat, but it is not a cat. And who is it? (Cat).
What do hedgehogs and milk have in common? (Both fold up).
I found her in the yard. I searched for a long, long time and didn’t find her. I brought it home to find it here. (Thorn).
Who is ready to give us an answer: with a head, but without brains. (Onions, garlic, cheese).
What will happen to the blue ball if it falls into the Red Sea? (It will become wet).
If it weren’t for grandma’s shaggy shoes, grandfather’s little shoes would have frozen. (Mittens).
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Whose mustache is longer than their own legs? (cockroach)
What stones are not in the sea? (dry)
What wish does a plump woman with a cold like least? (Get well soon)
Pigeons sit around the ice hole (mouth, teeth).
What words really tired Winnie the Pooh? (unpronounceable and long)
What is the difference between the first floor and the ninth? (From the first floor you will fall: “Boom!” - A-ah!” And from the ninth floor, “A-ah! - Bang!”)
Two nails fell into the water. What is the Georgian's last name? (Rusted)
It will become as hard as a potato, just knead it a little (snowball).
As soon as it gets up, it will reach the sky (rainbow).
What can't you eat for breakfast? (dinner and supper)
Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain? (bald)
The eye peeked out and a horn was visible, but not a rhinoceros (a cow peeking around the corner).
You are sitting on an airplane, with a horse in front and a car behind. What kind of place is it? (carousel)
What should you do when you see a green man? (to cross a street)
Under what tree does the hare sit during the rain? (Under the wet)
Which wheel does not spin when making a right turn? (spare)
A deftly hairy head (toothbrush) tickles the cheek
He quietly approached from behind, put his feet in and walked (slippers).
Name five days of the week without naming numbers or names of days (the day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow).
Which plant knows everything? (horseradish)
Three tractor drivers have a brother, Sergei, but Sergei has no brothers? Is this possible? (Yes, if the tractor drivers are women)
What word has 40 vowels? (magpie)
What kind of utensils are impossible to eat from? (empty)
What word always sounds wrong? ("wrong")
There are a pencil, a ruler, an eraser and a compass on the table. You need to draw a circle on a piece of paper. Where to begin? (you need to get a sheet of paper)
There were 90 apples growing on a birch tree. 10 apples were knocked down by the wind. How many apples are left (apples don’t grow on birch trees).
Where does the chicken go when it crosses the road? (to the other side)
He walks, wanders, staggers, comes home and falls apart (broom).
As they increase, the weight becomes less. What is this? (holes)
What is 90-60-90? (This is a drive past the traffic cop)
Not a bird, but flying, not an animal, but howling (a beetle).
One head, two backs, six legs. What is this? (man on chair)
When is a person in a room without a head? (when he sticks it outside)
One commander for thirty-two warriors (tongue and teeth).
What question will you never get the answer “Yes” to? ("Are you sleeping now?")
What is between the valley and the mountain? (letter "I")
Four brothers are running after each other, but they can’t catch up with each other (wheels).
Where is the water standing? (in glass)
What question can you never answer “No”? ("You are alive?")
Is it possible for an ostrich to call itself a bird? (No, he can talk)
One corner of the square table was sawed off. How many angles are there? (five)
What does half an orange look like? (to the other half)
Who has critical days twice a year? (for students)
Which knot cannot be untied? (railway)
One egg is boiled for three minutes. How many minutes will it take to cook 2 eggs? (three minutes)
How many letters are in the alphabet? (seven – A-L-F-A-V-I-T)
First he rubs himself next to you, then he demands money. Who is this? (conductor on a tram)
The bull is behind, and the cow is in front. What is this? (letter "K")
Which hand is better to stir tea? (tea is stirred with a spoon)
What is the difference between an elephant and a piano? (you can lean against an elephant, but you cannot lean against a piano)
How to catch a tiger in a cage? (there is no tiger in a cage, a tiger in stripes)
In winter and summer in green (dollar).
Millions of people do this every night (go online).
When taken, it lengthens, passes between the breasts and enters the hole. What is this? (safety belt)
What legacy did Anna Karenina leave to modern fashion? (platform shoes)
What do a tree and a thief have in common? (both are imprisoned)
What won't you find in a woman's handbag? (about)
When will the foal become a horse? (never – when is a child..)
What is the longest word in the Russian language? (The Tale of Igor's Campaign)
What do hedgehogs and milk have in common? (both collapse)
It melts, but not the ice; it floats, but not the boat (salary).
What are the similarities between a motorcyclist and a chicken? (both sit down and rush)
A and B were sitting on the pipe. A went abroad, B sneezed and went to the hospital. What's left on the pipe? (letter B, I went to the hospital)
A ton of copper and a hundred heads (brass band).
What is the difference between a Ukrainian and a Ukrainian? (A Ukrainian is one who lives in Ukraine, a crest is one who lives outside of Ukraine)
Why aren't robots afraid of anyone? (because they have nerves of steel)
What kind of cow is this that doesn't give milk? (greedy)
Why does the rooster crow with his eyes closed? (shows that he sings by heart)
How is a men's dormitory different from a women's dormitory? (in women's dishes they wash dishes after eating, and in men's dishes before)
Who guards a hundred faces? (watchman)
A piece of gold and a piece of iron were left on the street for six months. A piece of iron has rusted. What happened to the gold? (lost or stolen)
Why do blondes eat yogurt in the store? (because it says "open here")
What was the name of the first traffic cop? (the nightingale the robber - whistled, stopped and robbed)
Stands when working, hangs when not working, and wet after work (umbrella).
What disappears when you eat a bagel? (donut hole)
Blue, big, with a mustache and stuffed with hares. What is this? (trolleybus)
Two strokes - eight holes (fork).
Above the knee, below the navel, the hole is large enough to fit a hand (pocket).
If you lean it against the wall, it will come in handy; if you put it on your back, no one will need it (stairs).
Sometimes standing, sometimes hanging, sometimes cold, sometimes hot (shower).
What invention allows you to see through walls? (window)
Red twenty-first, long (tram).
Where was the snow woman born? (in ZIMBABwe)
What bell can't ring? (floral)
Although they themselves do not burn, they have to be extinguished constantly (debts).
How much money can't buy anything? (pig nose)
What disease does no one get sick on land? (nautical)
What kind of horse is this that doesn't eat oats? (chess)
What is picked up when it is not needed, and thrown away when the need arises? (anchor)
What notes can be used to measure distance? (mi-la-mi)
What could be in an empty pocket? (hole)
Why do students usually get kicked out of class? (out the door)
Who is “all covered in greenery?” (new Russian)
Why do they rarely drive, but do they walk often? (ladder)
Which clock shows the correct time twice a day? (those that stand)
What is easy to pick up from the ground, but difficult to throw far? (fluff)
What is the difference between a needle and a horse? (you first sit on a needle, then jump, and vice versa on a horse)
Why does a person look back? (because it has no eyes at the back)
He simultaneously walks and stands, hangs and stands, walks and lies. What is this? (watch)
Which pronouns do pavements spoil? (I-We)
What can't be eaten, but can be cooked? (homework)
Who speaks all languages? (echo)
What do you get when you combine Microsoft and iPhone? (MicroPhone)
Z funny guesses
Riddles are usually called expressions in which an object or concept is veiledly described. This folklore genre has been known for many centuries, and has long become one of the favorites of both adults and children.
Funny riddles- This is a great way to add fun to any atmosphere: a class at school, a matinee in kindergarten, a home feast or a friendly party. Funny riddles are perfect for every company, delivering many pleasant moments and positive emotions.
Funny riddles for children
With the help of funny riddles for children, you can not only amuse your child, but also develop his horizons, train his imaginative thinking, and teach him to think abstractly and associatively. No wonder funny riddles have long been used by psychologists and educators as a full-fledged pedagogical technique. Funny riddles are not always simple, and are often tricky. Children, in search of answers to funny riddles, learn to think outside the box, looking at the question from different angles. They may need adult help in the early stages. But how much joy a child has when the answer to funny riddles is found!
Experts recommend using funny riddles, starting from a very early age, from 2 to 3 years old, thus ensuring the child’s correct and comprehensive development. Making a wish funny riddles, you need to speak loudly, clearly, with space so that the baby can clearly hear all the words. In parallel with solving funny riddles, a child can learn the meaning of unfamiliar words, expand his horizons, and expand his sense of humor.
Funny riddles can be great entertainment during a children's party. It is difficult to keep children in place for a long time, therefore, some time after the start of the feast, you need to devote time to having fun. Little participants of the holiday will be delighted by guessing funny riddles. At the end of the fun, you can give a gift to the person who gave the most correct answers to funny riddles.
Funny riddles for adults
Funny riddles originating from the times of Virgil and Cicero, this genre of creativity is found in the works of Jean-Jacques Rousseau and Schiller. If for children funny riddles- this is a kind of exercise for the development of logic, memory and imaginative thinking, then for adults funny riddles- This is a great way to compete in wit, add a sense of celebration and fun to any atmosphere.
For example, by wishing funny riddles at work, during your lunch break, you can bring a little lightness and ease into a strict, business-like environment. Solving funny riddles together is a great way to unite the team and strengthen corporate spirit.
Friends will definitely appreciate your sense of humor if you wish funny riddles during a party or friendly get-together. New Year, birthday, any family celebration is a great occasion to demonstrate your wonderful abilities in the ability to create a unique festive atmosphere. You can not limit yourself to simply asking funny riddles, but frame the whole process as a fun and interesting competition. For example, place funny riddles written on a piece of paper in a balloon. Participants in the competition must burst this balloon without using their hands, pull out a piece of paper, and guess the riddle. In case of failure to complete the task, a “fine” is imposed in the form of some fun activity, singing a song or dancing.
Funny riddles absolutely guarantee a sea of positivity and positive emotions for the entire company!
Theme of funny riddles. Funny riddles– a universal way to cheer up yourself and those around you. Depending on the conditions and environment in which they are asked, funny riddles are usually divided by topic.
- Funny riddles for a wedding - an excellent task for ransom. Bridesmaids often use funny riddles to test the groom's ingenuity and intelligence, as well as to amuse the guests.
- Funny riddles for the New Year. New Year's Eve is not only a luxurious feast, but also a wonderful occasion to make the holiday unforgettable. You can ask funny riddles to your friends or relatives, or you can go out into the street and ask passers-by with funny riddles. Not only will you have a great time, but you will also be able to meet new friends!
- Funny riddles for a birthday. The best gift for a birthday person is a fun birthday spent with loved ones. You can add a festive atmosphere with the help of funny riddles that will appeal to all guests. Adults will be happy to rack their brains over funny riddles with a little spice, and little guests will be delighted with simple, but very funny children's riddles.
- Funny riddles for work. It is unlikely that your bosses will appreciate funny riddles if you decide to ask them during a planning meeting or an important meeting. But a corporate party on the occasion of a professional holiday is an ideal place to demonstrate your sense of humor. Colleagues and bosses will be happy to take part in guessing funny riddles, which can become a real highlight of the evening.
- Funny riddles on February 23 and March 8. Amazing, funny riddles about lovely ladies and representatives of the stronger sex are a great idea to make the holiday unusual and memorable. There will definitely not be anyone indifferent: everyone will plunge headlong into the world of exciting, funny, funny riddles!
- Funny riddles for all occasions. Funny riddles can turn an ordinary weekday evening with your family into an unforgettable event! It’s no wonder that this entertainment is incredibly popular all over the world; kids, adults, and the elderly enjoy solving funny riddles. Interesting discoveries, curious facts – a lot of new information awaits everyone. The phrase that laughter prolongs life
The ability to solve mysteries has always been considered a confirmation of a person's wisdom and intelligence. Therefore, since ancient times, riddles have been a very popular type of folk art. They help to think about various topics and events, develop logic and intelligence.
Ancient riddles are a source of folk wisdom, and modern riddles are more fun and entertaining. Guessing riddles is a very interesting activity that is loved not only by children, but also by adults. Everyone is happy to find the correct answer and guess for themselves what the riddle is about.
Everyone knows very well about the benefits of riddles, especially for young children. After all, they train memory and help develop imagination.
What is the difference between simple funny riddles and funny riddles with a trick? In order to solve a simple riddle, it is often enough to use your wits and draw an analogy.
However, to give the correct answer to a riddle with a trick, you should think carefully and take your time, since basically the answer contains a certain trick. And it is quite possible that the answer will differ significantly from the first answer that comes to mind.
Children's funny riddles with answers (examples)
Elementary but funny riddles will help the child get acquainted with the world and phenomena around him, and teach him simple everyday truths. Finding the correct answer to a riddle is much more interesting than reading a textbook or boring advice from adults.
Often, riddles make children want to read books, communicate more, and generally explore the world. Therefore, funny riddles on various topics will arouse great interest in the child.
Examples of funny riddles:
Children's funny riddles with a trick (examples with answers)
Children love riddles with a trick because the answers make everyone laugh. After all, the answer to such a riddle is usually very unexpected. Funny and playful riddles with a funny twist will be good entertainment at children's parties.
Examples of funny riddles with a trick:
Funny riddles for children with answers
Children really like riddles in the form of rhymes. The clue in such riddles is at the end of the rhyme in the form of a rhyme.
The child says the answer without even delving into the essence of the riddle. However, the solution turns out to be different, not rhymed. After realizing their mistake, children usually laugh and have fun, still trying to guess the correct answer.
Examples of trick riddles for children:
Adult funny riddles with a trick and vulgar with answers
While relaxing with friends, you can laugh and ask each other witty riddles. This will help make the meeting fun and not boring. After all, funny riddles contain not only a funny question, but also an interesting and extraordinary answer.
Examples of funny riddles with a trick for adults:
Examples of vulgar riddles for adults:
Complex logic riddles with answers
To train your brain for attentiveness and intelligence, you should solve logical riddles.
Examples of logic riddles:
- what is at rest all the time, even when going up or down a mountain? (road);
- Who can light a match underwater without much effort? (sailor in a submarine);
- What do the numbers 69 and 88 have in common? (if you turn them over they will look the same);
- Is it possible to get a coin that a person dropped into tea without getting your fingers wet? (possible if the tea is not brewed);
- Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (broken).
The process of asking riddles is an entertaining and not boring pastime. Riddles help children learn about everything around them, develop imagination and creativity. And adults really like to find answers to original and tricky questions. Therefore, riddles always arouse interest among both children and adults.
And there are some more interesting riddles in the next video.
Each of us has loved solving riddles since childhood. And if they are also funny and cool, then the joy is doubled. But you have to “rack your brains” over logical riddles with a trick. But still, this is a great option to have fun at home on a holiday, at a corporate party, or just in a friendly company. They are also suitable for holding competitions.
And in today’s selection you will find many funny, cheerful and cool riddles with a catch, simple and difficult for adults with answers. Have an interesting time!
What is the most expensive coffee in the world?
Funny riddles with a trick with answers
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. This is a hardware problem, programmers cannot solve them)
You are sitting on an airplane, there is a horse in front of you, and a car behind you. Where are you at?
(On the carousel)
Small, gray, looks like an elephant.
(Baby elephant)
He may not have children, but he is still a dad. How is this possible?
(This is the Pope)
One hundred heads and a ton of copper.
(Brass band)
With a mustache, big, carrying hares. What is this?
(Trolleybus)
1 eye, 1 horn, but not a rhinoceros.
(A cow peeks out from around the corner)
Which hand is better to stir tea?
(It is better to stir the tea with a spoon)
What does a watchman do when a sparrow sits on his hat?
(sleeping)
What could be bigger than an elephant and at the same time weightless?
(Elephant's shadow)
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
(An elephant can have fleas, but a flea cannot have elephants)
Earrings for simpletons?
(Noodles)
What living creature can easily change its head?
(Louse)
What is the best age for a child?
(When you no longer lead him by the hand, and he still doesn’t lead you by the nose)
It shines, but does not heat.
(15 years of strict regime)
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
(Greedy)
The most expensive coffee in the world?
(Coffee spilled on laptop keyboard)
What is the sapper's least favorite phrase?
(One leg here, one leg there)
For a wise man there are a thousand mysteries around, for a fool or a half-knowledgeable person - everything is clear.
Indian proverb
What should you do when you see a green man?
Funny logic riddles with a trick with answers
These three TV stars have been on the screen for a long time. One is called Stepan, the second is Philip. What is the name of the third one?
(Piggy)
This is given to us three times. The first two times are free. But for the third one you will have to pay.
(Teeth)
What's the difference between a priest and a Volga?
(Pop is father, and Volga is mother)
- Is this red?
- No, black.
- Why is she white now?
- Because it’s still green.
What are we talking about?
(About black currant)
The geese went to water in single file (one after the other).
One goose looked forward - there were 17 heads in front of him. He looked back and there were 42 paws behind him.
How many geese went to water?
(39. 17 ahead, 21 behind, and the goose itself, which was turning its head)
A man bought apples for 5 rubles per piece, but sold them for 3 rubles per piece.
After some time, he became a millionaire. How did he do this?
(He was a billionaire)
Why did Lenin wear boots and Stalin wear boots?
(On the ground)
Under what condition do 3 boys and 2 girls, 4 adults, 1 dog and 1 cat not get wet by standing under just 1 umbrella?
(Assuming it doesn't rain)
An old woman was carrying 50 eggs to the market, and the bottom fell out. How many eggs are left? (Pronounce “a bottom” as “one”)
(Everyone crashed as the bottom fell out)
How to jump from a twenty-meter ladder without breaking?
(Jump from the first step, or, for the brave and dexterous, from the second or third)
Ivan walked to Moscow and went to the mill. There are 4 windows, on each window there are 4 cats. Each cat has 4 kittens, and each kitten has 4 mice. How many legs are there in total?
(Ivan has two legs, the rest are paws)
Funny difficult riddles with a trick with answers
A word of 4 letters is given, but it can also be written with 3 letters.
Usually you can write it in 6 letters and then in 5 letters.
Originally it contained 8 letters, and occasionally consists of 7 letters.
(“Given”, “it”, “usually”, “then”, “born”, “occasionally”)
What kind of bird do you need to pluck the feathers from to get morning, day, evening, and night at once?
(Day)
You enter through one door and exit from three. You think you left, but in fact you entered.
(Shirt)
What is the longest word in the Russian language?
(The Lay of Igor's Campaign)
Two legs are on three legs, and the fourth is in the teeth. Then four ran up and ran away with one. They shouted two on three and three on four. But four screamed and ran away with one.
(A child with a chicken foot in his teeth riding a tricycle)
Everyone knows that three cubed equals twenty-seven. Four cubed is equal to sixty four. What about the tongue in the cube?
(Language in Cuba is Spanish)
The boy Petya’s mother works as a cook at school, and his father works at a meat processing plant. Question: what is the weight of the boy Petya?
(Excess)
They don’t burn on their own, but you still have to extinguish them.
(Debts)
What happens if you combine Microsoft and iPhone?
(MicroPhone)
There is a rich house and a poor one. They are burning. Which house will the police extinguish?
(Police don't put out fires, firemen put out fires)
Crossroads. Traffic light. KAMAZ, a cart and a motorcyclist are standing and waiting for the green light. The yellow light came on and the KAMAZ accelerated. The horse got scared and bit the motorcyclist's ear. Like a traffic accident, but who broke the rules?
(Motorcyclist - he was not wearing a helmet)
The first man is the owner of the precious stones,
The second person is the master of love,
The third person is the owner of the shovel,
The fourth person is the owner of the big stick.
Who are they?
(Kings in a deck of cards)
Russian people have always been a mystery to foreigners.
Boris Polevoy
Fun riddles with a trick with answers
The most famous semiconductor?
(Susanin)
What is it: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Beginner climber)
What are the similarities between a motorcyclist and a chicken?
(Both sit down and rush)
How to find Lenin Square?
(You need to multiply the length of Lenin by the width of Lenin)
Why does the rooster sing so much?
(Because he has ten wives and not a single mother-in-law)
Why doesn't the horse eat chocolate?
(And who will give it to her?!)
Which plant knows everything?
(Horseradish)
Who was the first traffic cop in Rus'?
(Nightingale the Robber)
What is the fear of Santa Claus coming called?
(Claustrophobia)
Between two luminaries I sit alone.
(Nose)
Maybe I'm a fool, but it feels so good to be stuffed.
(Stomach)
What do milk and a hedgehog have in common?
(Both can collapse)
“It’s an eternal mystery how the same woman drives a man crazy over and over again.”
What is 90-60-90?
Funny riddles for girls and women with a trick
Small, wrinkled, is there in every woman?
(Highlight)
What is 90-60-90?
(Driving past a traffic cop)
Before calling a woman a “bunny,” what should a man check?
(Make sure he has enough "cabbage")
What is the difference between a women's dormitory and a men's dormitory?
(In the women's dormitory, dishes are washed after meals, and in the men's dormitory - before)
Husband getting ready for work:
- Honey, clean my jacket.
Wife:
- I've already cleaned it.
- And the trousers?
- I cleaned it too.
- And the boots?
What did the wife answer?
(Do boots have pockets?)
The name of the first woman in the world to master an aircraft.
(Baba Yaga)
The girl could not sleep at night. She twisted and turned, but nothing could help. Suddenly she picked up the phone and called somewhere. And after that she was able to sleep peacefully. Why exactly after the call could she fall asleep?
(In the next apartment, a neighbor was snoring very heavily. She called him and woke him up. Then she fell asleep)
She’s capricious and stubborn, she doesn’t want to go to kindergarten...
(Daughter, not mom)
What's not in a woman's handbag?
(About)
What did Anna Karenina leave as a legacy to modern fashion?
(Platform shoes)
A gift for my husband from the resort.
(Horns)
How many shoes does a woman need to be “completely happy”?
(One more pair than she already has)
In this video there are other tricky, funny and cool riddles with a trick. Try to guess!
